Massage Parlor Reports

[Vazooli]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

If they're Chinese, then they would be "flies. " Haha.

[HandsomeDan]

Bottle,

She was average skinny build, early 40's and shirt brown hair. Talked kind of funny, sounded muffled. I saw one other there she was heavier set blonde.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[Member #5121]

Agree with BottleRocket 100% on the tactics for Euros. The Asians are willing to play coy and eventually drop the act by whispering or giving hand signals. Not the Euro women. They will be cold as ice until they decide they want to play the game with you. Never ask for a name, only ask who is available at the time of your call. Be polite and generous with compliments. Don't bother talking about cash. Most Euros won't even ask for tips. They'll assume you'll leave at least 40-60 for HJ, but usually make you wait for a second session until they consider giving extras. Best case scenario? Find one you really like and work on her. If it's a sure thing you need every time, stick to AMP's. If you enjoy the art of the chase, hop over to the EMP board!

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[Zeuss]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

FYI: NEVER EVER ask for a Euro lady by name unless you've seen her before.

[ApplePiePussy]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[HandsomeDan]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Drew Christina at spa on Bronx in a burb just west of Evanston. She is a Euro provider with a petite body and a 7 on looks. Opted for a 30 min massage, not sure how much the "house fee" was because when I asked if she wanted me to pay first she just laughed and patted my bare ass as I was lying down. It is very refreshing to draw providers who, at least on appearance, do not consider money the most important thing. Massage was firm and nice but just a few min in she was reaching around for the boys and little blu. She was okay with mutual touch and on the flip. No hesitation and went right to work. Thumb in my ass, mouth 1 inch above baby blu and really appeared to enjoy what she was doing when I popped. Not sure if other things are on the menu but would guess after a time or two other options might open up. After a cursory cleanup finished the entire 30 min massage $100 total. Would repeat.

Seniors can PM me for address is location is unknown.

[FrankyCando]

What if fries came with it?

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

[Miamiat]

What if fries came with it?

Now that was good!

When exploring, one must always use tact. These people might not speak much English, but they are fairly good at surviving in a tough business.

[Aymamacita]

Called to make an appt, my fav "went to China". Sure. Figured I'd make the appt anyway, so went there and arrived on time. "Oh, you make appointment? Sorry, she busy. Sorry, sorry. " Sorry indeed. As they say, I'm not mad, just disappointed.

[Northside Jim]

I said I need an hour massage and whatever else comes with it.

What if fries came with it?

[BluCottonCandy]

My girl Jessica at Irving Park Spa closed up early on me. I am addicted to her but I needed a massage and he.

Its been over 3 weeks.

So I check CL and find a place just east of her on Irving near Austin.

3 minutes away. Rang the bell average aged Chines lady opens the door and I said I need an hour massage and whatever else comes with it.

Massage was below par, all she did was talk about her English not being good and how fearful she was of LEO, I assured her I was not LEO.

She didn't even come close to my privates. Then she taps me and says time is up and I asked her for he and she said she was scared to do.

Bcs I was first timer there. While I was getting ready to dress she offered he for 6 and I said no thank you. Left a low tip and left.

Never to return.

Let me get this straight, you are walking into a place you have never been to before and the first thing you say is you want an hour massage and whatever comes with it? With a line like that I am amazed you have gotten anything anywhere.

[FrankyCando]

My girl Jessica at Irving Park Spa closed up early on me. I am addicted to her but I needed a massage and he.

Its been over 3 weeks.

So I check CL and find a place just east of her on Irving ([Deleted by Admin]) near Austin.

3 minutes away. Rang the bell average aged Chines lady opens the door and I said I need an hour massage and whatever else comes with it.

Massage was below par, all she did was talk about her English not being good and how fearful she was of LEO, I assured her I was not LEO.

She didn't even come close to my privates. Then she taps me and says time is up and I asked her for he and she said she was scared to do.

Bcs I was first timer there. While I was getting ready to dress she offered he for 6 and I said no thank you. Left a low tip and left.

Never to return.

[ChicagoGoer]

Stopped by 2xD the on Archer at 9. Sorry if a member here was coming out while I was pulling up, didn't mean to have my head lights on. (parking is a * there) Walked in an asked older mamasan if she was still open for massage. She said yes and I paid. 4 for TS / massage for HH. I noticed they closed at 9:30 so I didn't want to keep them there or feel anymore rushed then I already felt. Some of there ads say 10 pm close so my mistake for not calling ahead. Was taken into the back by a nice young latina, I believe her name was Vero or Veo. I was shocked to see someone other than Asian at this place but I was pleasantly surprised. TS is kinda weird, looks like they used a regular massage table and covered it with plastic. TS was not very good. She felt very distant and on the flip she covered me with a towel. I politely asked if I could remove it and she agreed after I moved it on my own. TS lasted about 5 minutes and I dried myself off while she waited outside for me to finish drying. We got to the room and she walked on my back, she is very light. My backside was covered the entire time. I asked again politely if I could remove the drape and even offered her to dim the light if it made her comfortable. She said, "sorry have to keep it on because I don't want problems. " Fair enough I thought, I already knew this had the feeling of a miss. Massage was a 5 as she used limp hands for half of the massage. She was working on my calves and she drapes me fully and says, "ok thanks for coming". I lift my head and ask no flip? She told me sorry we ran out of time and it would be better to do an hour next time. At this point I was upset but I put on my clothes while she was out of the room and began to escort myself out. I declined the water and mamasan speaks to me as I start to turn the knob to exit. She told me she would give 10 minutes more of massaging next time if I get the hour, which really made no sense to me but whatever. I replied that I walked here at 9 and I did not want to keep them past 9:30 since they closed at that time. She said that was very nice of me. I continued to walk out. I get into my car and the time is 9:27.

Latina was a solid 7. She was thin and had an amazing ass but was not able to get a feel. She is probably in her upper 20's. During the massage I asked her if she was new and she said no, but I have been here 3 times on different days and have not seen her. She said she works 4 days out of the week and picks her days based on her needs.

I have been here before since this place was opened recently and have had success with the Asian woman that works there. (she was with another customer at the time).

3/4 is not bad but I hate being shorted on time and not allowed flip / decent massage.

I probably set myself up for failure by showing up that late but based on past visits I never had a problem. There was also an older chubby non-Asian man sitting by the nail station when I came in and out. I found that to be weird as I could hear him trying to speak to mamasan in English. Maybe security guard?

I would probably return and ask for Asian girl unless someone has had luck with this latina before.

[Avg Joe]

I'm out also.

Obviously you have never had summer.

This is a copy of a post of mine from earlier this year.

Summer, the best time of year.

I had a dream today about Summer. The only thing hotter than this season was her body. Smooth, soft, natural, perfect in every way. Dressed to the nines, perfect nipples poking through her tight dress subtly displaying her perfect tits. Underneath this hot tight pink dress was a slinky blank thong. Before beginning I opted to take a quick shower, while I we were waiting for the water to warm she started to stroke baby blu just chatting. Never talk about money, just talk about how she missed me, family, and where have I been. She knew me by name and was genuinely happy to see me. In the room after she asked how I would like todays massage, I responded, soft, her response was I will give you a "kissy massage" that will get you very horny. She did not disappoint. Kissed every part of my body, yes, every part. During all of this she was completely naked, when my fingers where not buried deep inside her I would kiss and fondle her perky big breast all while she kisses the boys. Later on pushes her perfect twins together and proceeds to let me titty fuck her licking the top of baby blu every time it was near. After a few minutes of BBBJ and her grinding her wet pussy all over, she covered blu and finished me off orally, laughing when it was done on how much I came. After clean up, finished a perfect time with a perfect massage. $120.

Like the season of summer the only way to get to her is through the month of May because she is refuses to take any client she has never seen for her protection. May is a great month just not as hot as Summer.

Kitty and seniors can PM more for more information.

[DMichaels69]

I don't want her either.

Obviously you have never had summer.

This is a copy of a post of mine from earlier this year.

Summer, the best time of year.

I had a dream today about Summer. The only thing hotter than this season was her body. Smooth, soft, natural, perfect in every way. Dressed to the nines, perfect nipples poking through her tight dress subtly displaying her perfect tits. Underneath this hot tight pink dress was a slinky blank thong. Before beginning I opted to take a quick shower, while I we were waiting for the water to warm she started to stroke baby blu just chatting. Never talk about money, just talk about how she missed me, family, and where have I been. She knew me by name and was genuinely happy to see me. In the room after she asked how I would like todays massage, I responded, soft, her response was I will give you a "kissy massage" that will get you very horny. She did not disappoint. Kissed every part of my body, yes, every part. During all of this she was completely naked, when my fingers where not buried deep inside her I would kiss and fondle her perky big breast all while she kisses the boys. Later on pushes her perfect twins together and proceeds to let me titty fuck her licking the top of baby blu every time it was near. After a few minutes of BBBJ and her grinding her wet pussy all over, she covered blu and finished me off orally, laughing when it was done on how much I came. After clean up, finished a perfect time with a perfect massage. $120.

Like the season of summer the only way to get to her is through the month of May because she is refuses to take any client she has never seen for her protection. May is a great month just not as hot as Summer.

Kitty and seniors can PM more for more information.