Massage Parlor Reports

[Nuru Lover]

What if fries came with it?

Can I get a milkshake instead, please?

While I'm getting my egg roll steamed?

[Northside Jim]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

Ok, maybe an egg roll or some steamed rice then.

[Toosweet1975]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-26/23352247

So close to home. Legit? What do you guys think? Pm me please if you know anything about this place.

Thank you in Advance.

[Vazooli]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

If they're Chinese, then they would be "flies. " Haha.

[HandsomeDan]

Bottle,

She was average skinny build, early 40's and shirt brown hair. Talked kind of funny, sounded muffled. I saw one other there she was heavier set blonde.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[Member #5121]

Agree with BottleRocket 100% on the tactics for Euros. The Asians are willing to play coy and eventually drop the act by whispering or giving hand signals. Not the Euro women. They will be cold as ice until they decide they want to play the game with you. Never ask for a name, only ask who is available at the time of your call. Be polite and generous with compliments. Don't bother talking about cash. Most Euros won't even ask for tips. They'll assume you'll leave at least 40-60 for HJ, but usually make you wait for a second session until they consider giving extras. Best case scenario? Find one you really like and work on her. If it's a sure thing you need every time, stick to AMP's. If you enjoy the art of the chase, hop over to the EMP board!

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[Zeuss]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

FYI: NEVER EVER ask for a Euro lady by name unless you've seen her before.

[ApplePiePussy]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

[HandsomeDan]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Drew Christina at spa on Bronx in a burb just west of Evanston. She is a Euro provider with a petite body and a 7 on looks. Opted for a 30 min massage, not sure how much the "house fee" was because when I asked if she wanted me to pay first she just laughed and patted my bare ass as I was lying down. It is very refreshing to draw providers who, at least on appearance, do not consider money the most important thing. Massage was firm and nice but just a few min in she was reaching around for the boys and little blu. She was okay with mutual touch and on the flip. No hesitation and went right to work. Thumb in my ass, mouth 1 inch above baby blu and really appeared to enjoy what she was doing when I popped. Not sure if other things are on the menu but would guess after a time or two other options might open up. After a cursory cleanup finished the entire 30 min massage $100 total. Would repeat.

Seniors can PM me for address is location is unknown.

[FrankyCando]

What if fries came with it?

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

[Miamiat]

What if fries came with it?

Now that was good!

When exploring, one must always use tact. These people might not speak much English, but they are fairly good at surviving in a tough business.

[Aymamacita]

Called to make an appt, my fav "went to China". Sure. Figured I'd make the appt anyway, so went there and arrived on time. "Oh, you make appointment? Sorry, she busy. Sorry, sorry. " Sorry indeed. As they say, I'm not mad, just disappointed.

[Northside Jim]

I said I need an hour massage and whatever else comes with it.

What if fries came with it?

[BluCottonCandy]

My girl Jessica at Irving Park Spa closed up early on me. I am addicted to her but I needed a massage and he.

Its been over 3 weeks.

So I check CL and find a place just east of her on Irving near Austin.

3 minutes away. Rang the bell average aged Chines lady opens the door and I said I need an hour massage and whatever else comes with it.

Massage was below par, all she did was talk about her English not being good and how fearful she was of LEO, I assured her I was not LEO.

She didn't even come close to my privates. Then she taps me and says time is up and I asked her for he and she said she was scared to do.

Bcs I was first timer there. While I was getting ready to dress she offered he for 6 and I said no thank you. Left a low tip and left.

Never to return.

Let me get this straight, you are walking into a place you have never been to before and the first thing you say is you want an hour massage and whatever comes with it? With a line like that I am amazed you have gotten anything anywhere.

[FrankyCando]

My girl Jessica at Irving Park Spa closed up early on me. I am addicted to her but I needed a massage and he.

Its been over 3 weeks.

So I check CL and find a place just east of her on Irving ([Deleted by Admin]) near Austin.

3 minutes away. Rang the bell average aged Chines lady opens the door and I said I need an hour massage and whatever else comes with it.

Massage was below par, all she did was talk about her English not being good and how fearful she was of LEO, I assured her I was not LEO.

She didn't even come close to my privates. Then she taps me and says time is up and I asked her for he and she said she was scared to do.

Bcs I was first timer there. While I was getting ready to dress she offered he for 6 and I said no thank you. Left a low tip and left.

Never to return.