Massage Parlor Reports

**Bill R** · 09-09-14 14:04

I've been to Green four times. Is more available?

**Magooski** · 09-09-14 05:15

Originally Posted by Boone50 [View Original Post]

I won some cash on college FB and went to Palos to collect and drove by a place on Harlem. Don't know the name but it had dark windows and a neon sign. Normally I check the forum before I partake, but I was playing with house money. Walked in with no appointment and got a hh for. 5.

Place was clean girl was a 7 but no menu just self service. It got the job done but lesson learned. Always do your research.

It sounds like you went to Palos Massage on 127th st just west of Harlem. There are reports on the south suburb thread.

**Gfxchi** · 09-08-14 22:38

Huh. I'd have thought she would hold out for a jury's decision. Settlement seems low, considering that she probably won't dare open another place again around here.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...908-story.html

Maybe some good will come from it and a few of the cops will be reassigned to more important things.

**Boone50** · 09-07-14 21:32

I won some cash on college FB and went to Palos to collect and drove by a place on Harlem. Don't know the name but it had dark windows and a neon sign. Normally I check the forum before I partake, but I was playing with house money. Walked in with no appointment and got a hh for. 5.

Place was clean girl was a 7 but no menu just self service. It got the job done but lesson learned. Always do your research.

**Member #5121** · 09-07-14 14:52

That may have been Tonja, if she was a short haired, skinny brunette who seems quiet. The heavier blonde could've been Natalie. If I'm correct, they both also work at Creative.

(Tonja isn't usually YMMV, so I could be wrong).

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

Bottle,

She was average skinny build, early 40's and shirt brown hair. Talked kind of funny, sounded muffled. I saw one other there she was heavier set blonde.

**Jcon51** · 09-07-14 10:36

I spent way too long yesterday sitting in traffic tempted by the pics in the ad for City Spa. When I finally arrived, I was greeted by a mid 60's overweight beast who wouldn't have been attractive during the Carter administration, which was her prime.

Save yourself the bother gents. Ugh.

Jcon51.

**Nuru Lover** · 09-05-14 15:39

Originally Posted by NorthsideJim [View Original Post]

What if fries came with it?

Can I get a milkshake instead, please?

While I'm getting my egg roll steamed?

**Northside Jim** · 09-05-14 13:12

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

Ok, maybe an egg roll or some steamed rice then.

**Toosweet1975** · 09-05-14 12:56

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ss-26/23352247

So close to home. Legit? What do you guys think? Pm me please if you know anything about this place.

Thank you in Advance.

**Vazooli** · 09-05-14 12:23

Originally Posted by FrankyCando [View Original Post]

I don't do Chinese fries. Ahhahhaahahahah.

If they're Chinese, then they would be "flies. " Haha.

**HandsomeDan** · 09-05-14 12:08

Bottle,

She was average skinny build, early 40's and shirt brown hair. Talked kind of funny, sounded muffled. I saw one other there she was heavier set blonde.

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

**Member #5121** · 09-05-14 00:29

Agree with BottleRocket 100% on the tactics for Euros. The Asians are willing to play coy and eventually drop the act by whispering or giving hand signals. Not the Euro women. They will be cold as ice until they decide they want to play the game with you. Never ask for a name, only ask who is available at the time of your call. Be polite and generous with compliments. Don't bother talking about cash. Most Euros won't even ask for tips. They'll assume you'll leave at least 40-60 for HJ, but usually make you wait for a second session until they consider giving extras. Best case scenario? Find one you really like and work on her. If it's a sure thing you need every time, stick to AMP's. If you enjoy the art of the chase, hop over to the EMP board!

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

**Zeuss** · 09-04-14 23:36

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

FYI: NEVER EVER ask for a Euro lady by name unless you've seen her before.

**ApplePiePussy** · 09-04-14 21:47

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Was she attractive? Did you get a look at the other talent there? I think the problem here is that you asked for her directly. What the best thing to do is simply ask who is available and then select. I think by asking for her directly, you might have scared her into thinking you are LE. I would try it again.

**HandsomeDan** · 09-04-14 20:22

Went there today and asked for Christina. Massage was mediocre at best. No HE. Waste of time and money. Maybe because it was my first time there, but I will probably not repeat.

Originally Posted by BluCottonCandy [View Original Post]

Drew Christina at spa on Bronx in a burb just west of Evanston. She is a Euro provider with a petite body and a 7 on looks. Opted for a 30 min massage, not sure how much the "house fee" was because when I asked if she wanted me to pay first she just laughed and patted my bare ass as I was lying down. It is very refreshing to draw providers who, at least on appearance, do not consider money the most important thing. Massage was firm and nice but just a few min in she was reaching around for the boys and little blu. She was okay with mutual touch and on the flip. No hesitation and went right to work. Thumb in my ass, mouth 1 inch above baby blu and really appeared to enjoy what she was doing when I popped. Not sure if other things are on the menu but would guess after a time or two other options might open up. After a cursory cleanup finished the entire 30 min massage $100 total. Would repeat.

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