Massage Parlor Reports

**Pudgy68** · 09-12-14 15:54

Originally Posted by FiftyFourteen [View Original Post]

Was in a hurry and wanted to run into King Health on SMB and Creacent Heights. I looked back at the lot as I entered the building and saw the WeHo Sherrif cruiser. I was already in the door to the complex and saw the 2 officers inside the MP. I tried to act like I was reading the sign looking for an office on the 2nd floor. I even ran back and grabbed my phone so it didn't look like I just hauled ass at the first sign of 5. O.

I'm a shit actor- and the cops laughed and said "hey buddy- they are open, go on in".

I did a horrible job of spitting out a story that I was looking for my buddy at a chiropractor that used to be around here. They said there was one a whole back- but still weren't buying my lies.

But you got away and that's what is important.

My close call was at a MP in Inglewood. That's where I spent most of my MP time several years ago. I had never been to this MP before and decided to check it out. It was at a building that housed 4 units and the entrance went straight into a stairway. Right when I walked in, someone yelled "You!! Get up here! I walked up and there were two suits. One younger and an older guy. They had one Asian female in the hallway sitting down on the floor. Not uniformed LE were there, so I figured they were checking out the space.

He asked me what I was doing in here, I asked who he was first. The younger told me I was not to ask questions, I said I don't feel safe and I'm leaving. He put his hand on my arm and pulled out a badge. I told him I was a architect nerd and I like the way the building looked. The line took him back for a minute. He then asked for my I'd, I asked for what. Starts to tell me how they have this place here that was doing illegal stuff. I asked what does this have to do with me. For some reason the other, older LE starts pulling out his cuffs ands spins them around his finger. WTF?? I ask am I being arrested, "no". Then I am going. As I'm walking down the stairs, he yells, "I had better not see you here anymore!

**Pussy Prowler** · 09-12-14 12:38

I've been to a fair share of mp's off of BP and just cruising around, as I enjoy getting legit massages and HJ / BJ / full service depending on the situation. There seems to be 100's of these places all over, BP is littered with them and it's hard to pinpoint a standout place. My observations thus far.

1) some places where you get full service (CBJ and sex with condom) for 100-200 total barely even bother with a "massage", at best it's just light touching, at worst it's not even attempted.

2) the best legit massage places that have misleading BP ads (with the young asian girls pics that were stolen from elsewhere on the web) have old asian women, and even then they are paranoid about LE so you have to go a few times sometimes to even get a HJ. Waste of time. The massage varies from decent to good but I could always just go to my go to legit massage places that provide 2 x the massage of these old teasers.

3) then there are the guaranteed HJ places with a great legit massage like thai Hi (which I previously mentioned below) that seemingly only give you a HJ (and an overpriced one as they all quote 60 WTF) and are overworked, overstressed and don't like to haggle.

It boggles my mind that there isn't a compromise, maybe I'm asking or expecting too much but why isn't there an mp somewhere in the LA metro region that has relatively young (20 to 35) year old asian women, who let you pick out of a lineup, who give a decent massage, and are open to FS for 200 total (including door fee) and are open really late into the night. Haha I guess I am expecting a bit TOO MUCH?

**FunTrust** · 09-12-14 02:52

Originally Posted by FiftyFourteen [View Original Post]

Was in a hurry and wanted to run into King Health on SMB and Creacent Heights. I looked back at the lot as I entered the building and saw the WeHo Sherrif cruiser. I was already in the door to the complex and saw the 2 officers inside the MP. I tried to act like I was reading the sign looking for an office on the 2nd floor. I even ran back and grabbed my phone so it didn't look like I just hauled ass at the first sign of 5. O.

I'm a shit actor- and the cops laughed and said "hey buddy- they are open, go on in".

I did a horrible job of spitting out a story that I was looking for my buddy at a chiropractor that used to be around here. They said there was one a whole back- but still weren't buying my lies.

Did you ask for recommendations and a review?

**Feature55** · 09-11-14 22:02

Made my evening. Thanks for the laugh.

Originally Posted by FiftyFourteen [View Original Post]

Was in a hurry and wanted to run into King Health on SMB and Creacent Heights. I looked back at the lot as I entered the building and saw the WeHo Sherrif cruiser. I was already in the door to the complex and saw the 2 officers inside the MP. I tried to act like I was reading the sign looking for an office on the 2nd floor. I even ran back and grabbed my phone so it didn't look like I just hauled ass at the first sign of 5. O.

I'm a shit actor- and the cops laughed and said "hey buddy- they are open, go on in".

I did a horrible job of spitting out a story that I was looking for my buddy at a chiropractor that used to be around here. They said there was one a whole back- but still weren't buying my lies.

**Member #5725** · 09-11-14 19:28

Was in a hurry and wanted to run into King Health on SMB and Creacent Heights. I looked back at the lot as I entered the building and saw the WeHo Sherrif cruiser. I was already in the door to the complex and saw the 2 officers inside the MP. I tried to act like I was reading the sign looking for an office on the 2nd floor. I even ran back and grabbed my phone so it didn't look like I just hauled ass at the first sign of 5. O.

I'm a shit actor- and the cops laughed and said "hey buddy- they are open, go on in".

I did a horrible job of spitting out a story that I was looking for my buddy at a chiropractor that used to be around here. They said there was one a whole back- but still weren't buying my lies.

**Reservoirdog68** · 09-10-14 18:42

Saw Jessica at 7607 SMBlvd today. Got great CBJ and FS for $90. Def would repeat. One of the sexier CBJ's from a provider. Not as young as I'd like, but makes up for it in skill.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 09-08-14 11:20

Originally Posted by PussyProwler [View Original Post]

Hello everyone, I just moved here from Chicago (one of the worst mongering cities in the US honestly!) so I'm very happy to be in LA. Options galore here at every price point imaginable. I went to Thai Hi Spa yesterday in Koreatown (located in a typical strip mall type area with parking) and went in at 930 pm (they close at 10 pm) therefore I could only get a 30 min massage, and I wasnt able to pick my therapist (as I saw a sexier one in the corner) as it seems they go on rotation etc. She gave a great thai massage (lots of stretching etc) and at the end asked me if I wanted a HJ. She wanted 60, I countered with 40 and we agreed on 50. Handjob was decent but overall she seemed tired and simply going through the motions, I tried to feel up her top and she wouldn't let me, but let me grab her ass LOL. If you're just looking for a good thai massage with the 100 percent guarantee of a handjob (for a 40-60 tip) check this place out. I don't think you can get anything but a HJ as I've asked both times I've gone there and they seemed very adament that it's HJ only but as always, YMMV. I myself enjoy a good massage as it seems that the full service places really can't give as good as massage, so this may be a decent compromise for some of you out there, just figured I'd add my 2 cents.

Thai Hi has a good team of cute and skilled therapists, but their constant need to overcharge for hand jobs gets annoying. They always want 60, and I'm sorry, but I just don't believe the service they provide is worth that much (like you said, several of them won't even allow breast play). Personally, when I got for a standard rub and' tug, I really don't want to negotiate at all, as it can ruin the relaxation.

But regardless, welcome to LA! The options certainly are plentiful, so I try not to complain too much.

**Pussy Prowler** · 09-08-14 09:00

Hello everyone, I just moved here from Chicago (one of the worst mongering cities in the US honestly!) so I'm very happy to be in LA. Options galore here at every price point imaginable. I went to Thai Hi Spa yesterday in Koreatown (located in a typical strip mall type area with parking) and went in at 930 pm (they close at 10 pm) therefore I could only get a 30 min massage, and I wasnt able to pick my therapist (as I saw a sexier one in the corner) as it seems they go on rotation etc. She gave a great thai massage (lots of stretching etc) and at the end asked me if I wanted a HJ. She wanted 60, I countered with 40 and we agreed on 50. Handjob was decent but overall she seemed tired and simply going through the motions, I tried to feel up her top and she wouldn't let me, but let me grab her ass LOL. If you're just looking for a good thai massage with the 100 percent guarantee of a handjob (for a 40-60 tip) check this place out. I don't think you can get anything but a HJ as I've asked both times I've gone there and they seemed very adament that it's HJ only but as always, YMMV. I myself enjoy a good massage as it seems that the full service places really can't give as good as massage, so this may be a decent compromise for some of you out there, just figured I'd add my 2 cents.

**Traviexo** · 09-08-14 01:23

Originally Posted by BCSteel10 [View Original Post]

I haven't found any info on GG spa, have anybody here tried them, if so what was your experience like, I definitely want to take the plunge.

I just don't know. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...d-109/24670566.

You haven't looked hard enough. Look under the "Inglewood. South Bay" and "Long Beach" board / forum.

**Dash Belli** · 09-07-14 20:27

Originally Posted by Adm888 [View Original Post]

Went to CVS on Cesar Chavez and noticed a massage spa across the street. I had time so I took a look. I rang the doorbell and a 55+ GMILF answered the door. I took a peek inside and didn't see any other workers. It was 50/ hour but I couldn't TOFTT with this lady. If anyone wants to try. It's at 1065 west Cesar Chavez.

Anyone ever been to 2415 Pasadena? Their ads look promising.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...al-18/43253093

Yeah, I checked them out a couple weeks ago. It was a random thing where I saw the place, circled back and stopped in. The woman went by the name Linda, I believe: 40's, a little thick, C cups that were firm, trimmed Bush. She was paranoid at first and worried I might be LE. Kept asking me if I'd been there before. I said Yes.

Finally, after a dull 5 minute massage, I told her I wanted Full Service. She nodded, left to get condom and came back. She allowed daty, couple positions, and she got into it. Was very friendly after. It was. 40 at the door and 100 tip. She was the only one there. I won't repeat.

**BCSteel10** · 09-07-14 13:48

I haven't found any info on GG spa, have anybody here tried them, if so what was your experience like, I definitely want to take the plunge.

I just don't know. http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...d-109/24670566.

**Jack Reacher** · 09-05-14 15:11

Originally Posted by Galaxy69 [View Original Post]

You didn't do that on your first post but whatever. I was just curious since I drive by that place I have not been in an AMP in years. Its curiosity, if no one replies, I don't lose any sleep over it.

I Might have 1 post here but I was one of the original posters at SFRedbook. Going back more than a decade. Used to live in the bay. Not that it matters. All I'm trying to say is 1 post sometimes doesn't mean anything.

I am sure on your third post you will report back from your visit to this place. I am also sure girls will not look like pics. Expect 40 to 50 yr old hags.

**Galaxy69** · 09-04-14 20:56

Originally Posted by JackReacher [View Original Post]

You don't ask for info & help on your first post.

On your first post, you give a report on your first adventure. You take one for the team.

You didn't do that on your first post but whatever. I was just curious since I drive by that place I have not been in an AMP in years. Its curiosity, if no one replies, I don't lose any sleep over it.

I Might have 1 post here but I was one of the original posters at SFRedbook. Going back more than a decade. Used to live in the bay. Not that it matters. All I'm trying to say is 1 post sometimes doesn't mean anything.

**Jack Reacher** · 09-03-14 22:04

Originally Posted by Galaxy69 [View Original Post]

Anyone has any info on this place. I drive by it often and it seems it just opened about a month ago.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ch-24/44266276

You don't ask for info & help on your first post.

On your first post, you give a report on your first adventure. You take one for the team.

**Galaxy69** · 09-03-14 20:52

Anyone has any info on this place. I drive by it often and it seems it just opened about a month ago.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ch-24/44266276