Massage Parlor Reports

[Timberwolf]

will be giving driving lessons to one.

Teaching an Asian woman to drive! What do you do to relax, skydiving? .

[KrazieMofo]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-work/15030441

Anybody else able to get a hold of her? Left message on voicemail a couple of times but doesn't return phone calls. Seen positive reviews for her.

[IinTooDeep]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...se-35/10221421

Having come up empty with all my regulars, I decided to call this one up on a Friday evening. The girl on the phone (anna?) spoke decent english. She gave me a southfield address and said she could do an hour appt if I showed up in the next 15 minutes (it was about 6:30 pm) Once I reached the apt building, I was buzzed in promptly. Front door was slightly cracked open, but I couldn't see who was there. So I enter and there is this fugly girl with bad teeth standing just out of sight of the entrance. Now I'm not judgmental usually, but I have a thing against gums being disproportionately larger than teeth. This one had those but big ass tits as well, which I'm a sucker for. She ushered me into the apartment that was totally empty save for a massage table in one bedroom. "my name eva, 0. 6 for hour, 0. 4 for half". I realized this is not the person I had been talking to on the phone, bare minimum english, I prefer someone who can communicate, so I chose the half. She wants the money upfront. Ok here you go. Scurried out of the room, stashed it, confirmed to her handler on the phone that money had been exchanged, and returned. I lay on my back (I figure might as well get my money's worth, it's just a hh.) so she starts rubbing some lavender talcum powder scented oil sh*t on my chest that made me smell like a sex toy. However, she is doing this standing at my head, rubbing her big tits all over my face as she reached over every time. Did I mention I am a sucker for big cans LOL. So I ask her to take her top off. "you give tip 0. 3". No way I'm paying that much just to see some tits, pass. She continues rubbing, while I wait for her to get real. Soon she starts rubbing near the boys and the little guy is quickly at full salute. I give in, but tell her she needs to take care of junior too. "no, 0. 4 for HJ, 0. 6 for BJ" in hand signals, she can't speak much english. At this point I am tired of negotiating but no way I'm paying miss biggums 0. 6 to suck me off. So I agree to 0. 4 but at least rub your tits on it. "no, 0. 6 tip. " f*ck it, just 0. 4 for HJ then, agreed. "first give tip. " okay byatch, here's your money. Takes money, confirms transaction with handler on phone, and gets to work on junior right away. I'm like hold on, it's just been 5 minutes since we got started. Slows down for a minute and then back at it. I ask her to slow down again but she's back at it soon after. So I try to distract her by having her work on my back. "oh you want back now? Oh no, I clean oil first. " note to self, so glad I didn't lie face down on that massage table, because those sheets / towels aren't being changed. Forget it, just work on my legs or something. Does that for 2 minutes and then she is back working my rod. Slow down girl. Half a min later back again. This is pointless, so I let her just jack me off. The nice part was she was playing with my chocolate starfish while jacking me off, which was a first for me and quite enjoyable tbh. Anyway, 15 minutes in I was done. She cleaned me up with some warm wet towels and led me out to the doorway where I'd left my shoes.

Now here's the strange part. She insists on putting my shoes and socks on. Is this a cultural thing? I'm like no I don't like my no show socks pulled all the way up to my shins. Doesn't give up. I tell her again, it's okay I'm a big boy now, I can put my own shoes on. "no, I put for you. " probably wanted a 0. 1 tip for that as well. Anyway I got my footwear on and stumbled out of there a bit dazed. Not one of my best AMP experiences. Felt cheap and dirty. I don't mind spending, but there has to be some connection. This one just wanted to grab my money and get me out of there. And here's the kicker, as I'm leaving she says "next time ask for eva". Yeah right, like that's going to happen.

Anyway, that was my experience, YMMV as always.

[Guwman]

First, I want to say that I am somewhat of an insider in the asian massage business. I have been contacted by several korean and Chinese businesses for services ranging from accounting, income tax, advertising, promotions, business card design, and website building. I have taken many asian women shopping, had them to my house for dinner and will be giving driving lessons to one. I always exchange my services for theirs. I have been a hobbiest for almost 25 years. I don't post often because I don't want to be a shill. However, I want to report on my most recent "exchange of services". I just received a massage from Hanna at Aroma Therapy. It was one of the best hours I have ever spent. Best massage in recent memory. Backing walking, hot towel massage. As always, YMMV. But I think you will be extremely happy if you give her a visit.

[RemoMask]

Saw her couple of weeks back in her nice and safe Dearborn location.

SBBW, <5', on saggy side, she might have forgot to update her age past 7+yrs.

Take directions well as you like, good attitude, good talking after the act. Msog if you can on time.

$. 2/ hr can be had for $. Very weak massage. May repeat for hhr, if none available.

Will see if I can sample the other girl works with her.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-39/15653833

[RemoMask]

Saw her couple of weeks back in her nice and safe Dearborn location.

SBBW, <5', on saggy side, she might have forgot to update her age past 7+yrs.

Take directions well as you like, good attitude, good talking after the act. Msog if you can on time.

$. 2/ hr can be had for $. Very weak massage. May repeat for hhr, if none available.

Will see if I can sample the other girl works with her.

[RemoMask]

Anyone have info on Eva at Anna's Southfield AAMP? I remember reading somewhere that she was a little on the heavy side with a very nice set on her. I'm also curious about the "new girl" Jenny at the Wayne & I94 location. Angie at the Wayne AAMP really gets into the bumping and grinding but sadly has very little to offer in the tits department. If you like tall, sexy and very slim Chinese girls (36?) she's the SP for you with everything on the menu starting at (tip) 40 dollars. Massage is 40 half 60 hr.

Eva. Short may be 5', not bbw but just thick, nice racks. She speak good english comparatively.

Kinda very quiet, gives decent rub if you ask hard massage. Not active, you need to take lead, kind a Chinese or korean typical mechanical in act, time sensitive. Likes only covered. 40 hhr /60 hr. 40,60, 100 extras.

[QuestForFun]

Does anyone know if Emily still does her massage thing at the nail salon in Southland Mall? The massage thing is kind of infrequent for mI remember she was small chested, blonde, and thin, but was cute and fun!

I would really like to find Emily also. She would be a nice one to see!

[Member #4612]

Anyone have info on Eva at Anna's Southfield AAMP? I remember reading somewhere that she was a little on the heavy side with a very nice set on her. I'm also curious about the "new girl" Jenny at the Wayne & I94 location. Angie at the Wayne AAMP really gets into the bumping and grinding but sadly has very little to offer in the tits department. If you like tall, sexy and very slim Chinese girls (36?) she's the SP for you with everything on the menu starting at (tip) 40 dollars. Massage is 40 half 60 hr.

[Timberwolf]

Does anyone know if Emily still does her massage thing at the nail salon in Southland Mall? The massage thing is kind of infrequent for mI remember she was small chested, blonde, and thin, but was cute and fun!

Hey Cos,

I tried to track her down a few years ago and found that she had bailed on the Mall location (it would have been awkward anyway). Also read that she preferred BB about the same time. She had a CL or BP ad with a pic of her with her son (no shit).

If you get to Toledo, both the AMPs here have been hag-free recently.

[Det313]

This report is way past due. After sugar left here I saw Taco. I saw her before a the bad posts about her. This is what happened with her. I paid my usual fee of $. She asks does it matter who you see? I say no. In comes taco. She says she will take care of me like sugar. So we do some playing, BJ, cg, k9, cg. Then she aka if I want a massage. I said yes. She gives me a good massage and then says you done? I say no lets go again she says ok brb. She comes back in and she gives me BJ then cg. She was good. Then she asks me what I pay? I tell her. She gets mad and says that isn't enough. On my way out momma says next time you pay more. I say ok. Leave.

A little while later I go back and see the old lady that everyone was talking about in here. She was terrible. Her skills were bad. She then gives a massage and stops while giving massage but I don't move to see what she will do. I then roll to look at her then she starts massaging more. This happened a few times. I said lets go again. She is like really? What you pay? I lie and tell her $$. She says that is to much and trys to get me going again but her skills were the worst ever along with her worst ever massage. So on my way out momma asks it I like I give a thumbs down and say I won't be baack. She said next time I will take care of you.

Go back again a little while later. I think it was a Saturday which I rarely go on weekends. Anyways, I say to momma who is working. She won't say. I say I want to see my choices or I'm not paying she says young girl. I give her $. Then I say I want to see who it is or I'm leaving. She says if I don't like she will refund. In comes taco. She says she will be back in 10 minutes to relax and take it easy. I hear another guy in another room being really loud. While I'm waiting in comes another guy and I hear them say long time customer. Then in comes taco and says you want massage I say yes. She says no not this time, only bangy bangy. I say ok. So she leaves comes back and we do BJ, k9 and it is really good as she really gets into it. Then I'm done and then she says you want a massage. I said I thought you told me no. She says a quick one. She gives me a quick massage and then says done. I was a little disappointed because I usually get 2 shots on goal and get a good massage. Oh well place has really gone down since sugar left. Sorry I didn't post earlier. I don't post as often as I should. I have lots of dreams but forget to post about them.

If anyone has any info on some ladies downriver that actually give a good massage and BJ or FS at a reasonable rate please pm me. If they are utr even better.

[Costanza]

Does anyone know if Emily still does her massage thing at the nail salon in Southland Mall? The massage thing is kind of infrequent for mI remember she was small chested, blonde, and thin, but was cute and fun!

[RoseBudd]

Holy crap! I had no idea there were so many masseuses in the 12 mile between telegraph and northwestern hwy area. Any of them FS? If anyone could provide me any recommendations, I'd appreciate it. It look like Pressure Point Massage has pretty women, but one specifically says they are strictly therapeutic massage.

[Nyybry]

Any chance of a name of the girl?

Sorry. I never ask for masseuse names and they rarely introduce themselves to me. I usually just get the. " Hello,. How are you?

[Det313]

I seen this girl once a few years ago. This is what I do remeber about that dream. The price was right. The massage was just average a best. I say that because like I said it was a few years ago and don't remeber that part exactly. I also remeber there being dogs in the basement, but no horrible dog odors. Place was clean. I remeber on the flip the puppies came out to play for a HE. I do remeber asking for a BJ. She said next time. There never was a next time. Why? From what I remember about my dream was she talked the entire time. She told me how she was an Irish dancer and that she loved Irish dance. She told me she wouldn't remeber my name or who I was because she talks to so many people. She didn't seem to mind the roaming or any other play but did seem like she didn't like what she was doing. I just hate when these chicks talk the entire time about themselves and their problmes. She also said that she was taking care of her mom and that she kept strange hours. All of this I remeber from years ago because she told me a million times as I was laying there and I couldn't tune her out no matter how hard I tried.

Another tapped is Jamie in Westland however jamies massage is below average but her happy ending more than makes up for it and she is a genuine nice person.

I do have links on many previous posts of recombination. Feel free to PM too.