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[Sound7]

Was unable to look inside the new Brookhurst interior door. In the past it has been open layout for foot massage and three sided curtains for body massage, three stalls. $30 for body massage and $20 foot massage. No Happy Hour Special.


Did the run starting at Cafe Lu on Harbor. Single drink / water $10. Eye massage completed headed to the park corner. Ms. No provided a good massage and moving in the right directionm in need of cash.

Dropped in at Brookhurst for into and info.

[The Tall Man]

Damn lucky guy, third one is really the charm!

The Tall Man.

Spot on, DB. I took a lunch-hour tour around the Stanton / Anaheim / GG parlors of ill repute and finally alighted upon Holiday. But I'll digress for a moment. Started in Stanton to check out the recently reviewed Darling Massage. First red flag: Giant red-text on bright yellow banners regaling the storefront located right next to a 7-11 on Beach. Said banners trumpeting a table shower to boot. Hellllooooo LE.

But I'm not too bright sometimes, so I traipsed inside anyway. The girl smoking while blabbering on her cell right out front was a provider there, as was the Viet who came to the service window. Both were similarly cast: DD bolt-ons with no hourglass figure down below. Almost looked like mini football players with tits, but no hips. That, coupled with less-than-delightful attitudes and big signs in the lobby stating, "Absolutely No Refunds For Any Reason" sent me on my merry way.

Next up was see & see Acupuncture on Katella and Brookhurst. Haven't had any luck there lately, but it was on my way. Mamasan was friendly this time, but told me her girls were busy and I would need to wait 20 minutes. Thanks, but no thanks.

Figuring that my old stand by was the only way to go, from there it was onto Golden Day Massage further down on Brookhurst in GG. I knew that my favs, Ivy and Coco wouldn't be there, so I was hoping Rosie, who I had heard tasty things about, was on the cLock. Nope, Mondays only for Reckless Rosie. Mamasan told me all girls were busy but that Nicole would be available in 5-7 minutes. Interesting take on timing, Mamasan. That said, even though I was over-horned and somewhat scorned, I prefer my providers to have at least a decent amount of down time to freshen up before Sticker time.

I was considering calling it a day and going back to work, but my southern soldier would have none of that nonsense. So I turned left instead of right on Brookhurst to check out the Latin cuisine at Holiday. Lo and behold, my last Holiday dalliance, Julia (or Yulia, as she so cutely pronounces herself), greeted me at the window with her gorgeous Sofia Vergara smile. And it dawned on me at that very moment: Julia not only looks like Sofia Viagra (as I prefer to call her), minus 10+ years, but talks just like her, too. Perfecto.

So I gratefully handed her the $50 hh, gave her a hug, kiss and slap on the ass as she escorted me to the room. Ignoring the room sign instructing one "Please Do Not Take Off Your Clothes," I stripped and waited for her return with a boner that was attempting to pierce the low-hung ceiling.

Her smile upon entering our love nest and gazing upon my fully tilted Sticker was priceless, and she unveiled her Double Ds in short order so that I could quench my thirst. After all, I had to get back to work, so no pseudo massage necessary.

She quickly began her oral ministrations, taking note that I had gone Brazilian down below that very morning. Lots of juicy bobbing and BLS before I wanted to return the favor. On my previous visit, she had denied me that pleasure, saying, "No, Papi, not down there," but today the tides had turned in my favor.

She not only was amenable, she pulled my fact to her flower, and I devoured her to the point where she cinched up and could take it no more. Time to climb on board, so she grabbed the lube briefly before throwing it on the floor while saying, "we don't need this, Papi. " Nope, she was already sopping wet.

Off to the races, we humped every which way but loose, ending, of course, in doggy style. Her amazingly round and tight rump is a sight for sore thighs, so I jack-hammered away at it (with my right thumb exploring her tight little starfish) until exclaiming my delight vocally and volcanically.

Damn.

Now if she kicks it up one more notch next time, I might very well ditch the Koreans, dump my SO, and marry the little vixen. If only.

[Bango]

On the recommendation of a report here, I went to check out this place. Thankfully, they were still honoring their "Grand Opening" deal, and was able to get an hr for $. 5. Also set an appointment with Sisi, and I got to say, it was definitely one of the best legitimate massages I've had in a long while, and she looked absolutely great. Even better during the finish in which she allowed free play and suckling on her upper half. Got to say, the other therapists looked pretty good as well too, and I can't wait to check them out as well.

I drew a Nikki there. Skinny gal wearing booty white shorts and little tank top. Nice body. I'm a sucker for those booty shorts. Ok experience, got the upsell at the end she pushed for too much and extra for exposing some extra skin. I have to go try CiCi.

Saw another gal from the back as she was going in a room, body was a little thicker.

[Sound7]

I was at Kim's. The Pain center was open and the corner Chinese place was open too. No lighted "OPEN" sign.

Speeding cars and truck thru the lot. Some stopped as they parked by Kim's. Quick exit by all. Sixty percent of the parking lot vacant. Open BP??

[Sticker]

So do you intend to give them names of this low hanging fruit? Personally I think they just go for the easiest most blatant targets. Too much traffic / neighbor complaints and graphic ads are what I would go for with the obvious patrol around street walker central. That really is the low hanging fruit because they don't practice what we all appreciate, discretion.

Not directly, but I, you and every other monger on this board as well as members of Rubmaps, HX, NR and other review sites provide this info regularly. I see far more blah or nah reviews than rah-rah reviews, so our Uncle LEO has no shortage of options.

And I think that the ad content isn't quite as much as a red flag for the popo as how their establishments are embellished from the outside. If they are hanging bright yellow and red banners in front of the place, broadcasting "Grand Opening Special" and "Free Table Shower," in strip malls housing convenience stores and laundromats, that's going to get some folks in the neighborhood riled up and complain. That, coupled with one or two of the providers standing out front smoking probably doesn't help their cause either.

[RedMoney]

So do you intend to give them names of this low hanging fruit? Personally I think they just go for the easiest most blatant targets. Too much traffic / neighbor complaints and graphic ads are what I would go for with the obvious patrol around street walker central. That really is the low hanging fruit because they don't practice what we all appreciate, discretion.

Dear Uncle LEO.

I've been thinking it over, and while I know you feel you have our best interests at heart, keeping us on the straight-and-narrow so to speak, I have a little quid pro quo suggestion that might serve both our needs better.

At the behest of your popo CEO, your marching orders are to pick the low-hanging fruit, place it under the ever-less-effective media spotlight, and thereby declare that your agency-of-record is making a significant dent in the proliferation of the world's oldest profession.

While I understand that this impotent effort is spearheaded by politicians who will soon face the scrutiny reelection and, as a result, the brothel busts are a requisite part of positioning them as valiant knights of righteousness, I posit a way to make it win-win for them, you and the diligent mongers of OC (myself notwithstanding.).

It's really quite simple: There is such an abundance of low-hanging fruit here, but thus far you have been picking the sweetest, juiciest and most delectable options to harvest. At the same time, and just as obtainable, are the bunches of rotting, dried-up and downright reeking samples that abound in the very same neighborhoods.

As it is the world's oldest profession, and you and your brethren haven't the resources to eliminate the orchards, much less even harvest more than a morsel at a time, please do us all a favor and focus your noble attentions upon getting rid of the dead wood as opposed to the fresh blossoms.

The pay-off is that you, and your overlords, still get to traipse the poor, unsuspecting purveyors of prostitution over the media coals; while we, the humble partakers of said activities, are left with a greater percentage of salacious storefronts. You're happy, we're happy.

Just think of the possibilities: With less options for truly fulfilling dalliances, we become saddened, angry and even hostile. We yell at our girlfriends, our wives berate our offspring, and our kids kick our dogs. (Even PETA feels the sting.).

But if the dumpy places with over-the-hill ROBs managed by flea-bitten papasans go bye-bye, and we continue to have opportunities to keep the smiles on our faces and other places, we remain happy, productive and contributing members of our community.

When you think about it, it's really very simple. The rotting low-hanging fruit far outweighs the succulent delights, so by grabbing them, your job becomes easier and, because we are happy and non-combative, you can have much more time to spend busting meth labs, psycho killers and corrupt politicians.

Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.

[Sticker]

Dear Uncle LEO.

I've been thinking it over, and while I know you feel you have our best interests at heart, keeping us on the straight-and-narrow so to speak, I have a little quid pro quo suggestion that might serve both our needs better.

At the behest of your popo CEO, your marching orders are to pick the low-hanging fruit, place it under the ever-less-effective media spotlight, and thereby declare that your agency-of-record is making a significant dent in the proliferation of the world's oldest profession.

While I understand that this impotent effort is spearheaded by politicians who will soon face the scrutiny reelection and, as a result, the brothel busts are a requisite part of positioning them as valiant knights of righteousness, I posit a way to make it win-win for them, you and the diligent mongers of OC (myself notwithstanding.).

It's really quite simple: There is such an abundance of low-hanging fruit here, but thus far you have been picking the sweetest, juiciest and most delectable options to harvest. At the same time, and just as obtainable, are the bunches of rotting, dried-up and downright reeking samples that abound in the very same neighborhoods.

As it is the world's oldest profession, and you and your brethren haven't the resources to eliminate the orchards, much less even harvest more than a morsel at a time, please do us all a favor and focus your noble attentions upon getting rid of the dead wood as opposed to the fresh blossoms.

The pay-off is that you, and your overlords, still get to traipse the poor, unsuspecting purveyors of prostitution over the media coals; while we, the humble partakers of said activities, are left with a greater percentage of salacious storefronts. You're happy, we're happy.

Just think of the possibilities: With less options for truly fulfilling dalliances, we become saddened, angry and even hostile. We yell at our girlfriends, our wives berate our offspring, and our kids kick our dogs. (Even PETA feels the sting.).

But if the dumpy places with over-the-hill ROBs managed by flea-bitten papasans go bye-bye, and we continue to have opportunities to keep the smiles on our faces and other places, we remain happy, productive and contributing members of our community.

When you think about it, it's really very simple. The rotting low-hanging fruit far outweighs the succulent delights, so by grabbing them, your job becomes easier and, because we are happy and non-combative, you can have much more time to spend busting meth labs, psycho killers and corrupt politicians.

Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.

[MGlobe]

The new spot is open. If anyone has the location please pm me!

[JakartaGuy]

According to BP. They are open for business. Is this a L. O set up after the downturn 10 days ago. Called. Strange voice. Any comments.

[McCooker]

Oh, I was fantasizing about her today. Did she do a lot of teasing before the release?

Baggens.

Not terribly much, unfortunately, but through no fault of her own. Due to my appearance (I'm willing to bet I'm on the younger side of the spectrum so far as hobbyists go), I believe she wasn't quite comfortable with me yet, and trended to more of a safe massage. But damn, the massage itself was incredible, and the release was better than most I've had for a first-time trip there.

[Dildo Baggens]

Oh, I was fantasizing about her today. Did she do a lot of teasing before the release?

Baggens.

On the recommendation of a report here, I went to check out this place. Thankfully, they were still honoring their "Grand Opening" deal, and was able to get an hr for $. 5. Also set an appointment with Sisi, and I got to say, it was definitely one of the best legitimate massages I've had in a long while, and she looked absolutely great. Even better during the finish in which she allowed free play and suckling on her upper half. Got to say, the other therapists looked pretty good as well too, and I can't wait to check them out as well.

[McCooker]

On the recommendation of a report here, I went to check out this place. Thankfully, they were still honoring their "Grand Opening" deal, and was able to get an hr for $. 5. Also set an appointment with Sisi, and I got to say, it was definitely one of the best legitimate massages I've had in a long while, and she looked absolutely great. Even better during the finish in which she allowed free play and suckling on her upper half. Got to say, the other therapists looked pretty good as well too, and I can't wait to check them out as well.

[Sound7]

Funny HE only, half and half. She does half the work. A cute young Chinese (around 24) walking on high heel is the half-half girl. Mamasan young and cute (27 ! Good price for 60 minutes. $30 and tip the same. No explorations with the half and half girl. A differentcial experience.

Not exactly the old Donguang, China prices (100 Rb/$16) either.

I passed by this place and decided to stop in to take one for the team. 30 minutes was 40 $. Middle aged (around 40) Chinese. I did not even get a massage. She came in and started the romantics immediately when I was sitting on the edge of the table. DFK and complete access to all the right places was offered. After about 20 minutes of foreplay, she told me to lay down and gave me a nice HE. I had to tell her to slow down a couple of times but she got the idea and took her time to get me to pop. 40 $ tip. She wanted 100 $ for BBBBJ but I declined. She told me FS was not on the menu. Overall, not a bad experience.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[OldAsiaHand]

I passed by this place and decided to stop in to take one for the team. 30 minutes was 40 $. Middle aged (around 40) Chinese. I did not even get a massage. She came in and started the romantics immediately when I was sitting on the edge of the table. DFK and complete access to all the right places was offered. After about 20 minutes of foreplay, she told me to lay down and gave me a nice HE. I had to tell her to slow down a couple of times but she got the idea and took her time to get me to pop. 40 $ tip. She wanted 100 $ for BBBBJ but I declined. She told me FS was not on the menu. Overall, not a bad experience.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[Action22]

Come'on, party people, it's time to relax and give GDM a rest. AMPs do NOT close down because of monger reports; they get popped because of strip mall neighbor complaints. With the multitude of AMP reports on the OC thread, why would GDM, which has been around for years, suddenly become America's Most Wanted because of my posted experiences or others? Give me a friggin' break.

Many others in OC have been popped, and after a proper waiting period, have popped up again stronger than ever. That is my prediction for GDM, and I expect to see my girls there again to help celebrate the onset of Fall. Either way, there are always opportunities.

Please remember, Uncle LEO cross references, just like we do. He undoubtedly he has a Rubmaps membership, as well as HX and others, and he undoubtedly posts in order to be ready when the neighbors get their panties in a bunch.

Bottom line: Don't freak out because one of the top "massage" places in OC is on hiatus, just keep spreading the wealth. That's what we're here for.

There was a story going around about a Level 3 HX account being offered on eBay. Can't verify. The owners are not my favorite people but I understand why they are the way they are for better or worse. It's a total loser to do anything other than to hook up and get / give safety ratings.

There is so much supply in the OC (even more than in the early '90's when Newport Beach of all places had over 60 licenses) right now, there's got to be some blowback at some point. There's literally at least one on every street corner in Little Saigon. So, whatever happens, happens. Just enjoy it while you can. And that reminds me, the OC inventory is very hit and miss. You really can't do OC properly without another resource or two. RM, MPR, etc.