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[FreewayRamblin]

Trust me, she is all lady. Don't know what you're seeing but like you said, "maybe she's not your type". I was just reporting on an experience, sharing info with fellow hobbyists in case they were curious and wanted to meet her. I thought that was what this thread was all about, not questioning another member for their choices.

Your logic is sound. Your absolutely right, the forum operates under the spirit of sharing and disseminating info on providers so we all can make informed choices. That post I left was completely unnecessary and useless. Plus I reread her ad and she did have reviews of other happy customers. So looks like I was suffering from a case of foot in mouth. My badd.

[Wazu61]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...i60-20/9547837

Was looking into seeing her and her friend since they are local and now have stolen pics from other girls. Defintly avoiding now just warning you all.

[AnalLove1981]

Got another phat Ass seen her like 3 times and she went MIA she was an atf but only good for a ss stay cause she was not letting you pop 2 x for her hour stay which was 1. 50 only good for the. 6 but anyway she let you suck her big tits she give a decent CBJ but I want backshots ASAP got in went jack hammer on that Ass but she told me to slow down so I did as soon as I seen her grab her phone I went jack hammer again she put that phone down I'm hearing the moans and shit pussy got real wet I'm loving it then blast off I clean up she twerked and mad that ass clap for me the Ass so soft and big I miss her LOL.

[AnalLove1981]

Had the pleasure of seeing this nice young lady got in contact via text she me saying she was in town and only do. 6 damage this last time so I jumped on it head over to her notel called didn't get an answer she called back told me to wait 10 mins I don't like waiting in parking lots so I called back talking about her friend forgot some bullshit she told me some I'm waiting more then she finally text me the room number off I went got in room I was surprised she is a real cutey her big tits were busting out her bra gave her donation I pull my Dick out she pull her tits out I ask could I suck them she reply No in my mind I like you ***** but she gives me a CBJ which was ok got for like 2 minutes then I told her to been over I want backshot the ASS is big and soft so I get in then go jack hammer on that ASS then I blast off in cover she is go for a ss no more. 6 its a 1. 00 for ss now better options for cheap but give her a try she do have big tits and gigantic ass.

[AnalLove1981]

So I saw this Daniella / Terin http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...are-28/8652845 back in June. As a matter of fact I went to see her after reading report #5407 (posted 5-29-14). The report gave her a 7 on civi scale (which I thought was very generous rating) but was very accurate in saying that body had more mileage on it than picture shows. And that piacture unfortunately is the middle left and the one below that. The back shot pic looks like a filter was used on it because it is not that smooth and plump in person. She is slightly heavier in person, cute eye color with a nice personality. She wore a red lingerie, red is a sexy color. But flat wide but, saggy boobs, and her kitty could have used a little freshening up. Nothing over powering or repugnant but in doggy a slight very slight scent would wafted from down there. But she was reasonably price. 6 and I was there for almost half. One annoying thing was whoever was watching her back kept calling like every 5 minutes.

When I seen her I was turned off instantly I told her I forgot my. $ so. Could get up out of there her body and she look like an old POW SW.

[Member #6506]

Saw report on tsunami J and looked? Her? Up on backpage http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...n-21/9480098.. Then reread the report and looked back at ad. So no disrespect but? She? Has a real strong jaw line. Like Thomas Jefferson on a nickel. I know in your report it said 'kitty' but I can't help but notice that the face is muscular like a young Danny Glover. Again no disrespect you posted report and I'm not disputing the facts its just that I guess she is not my type.

Trust me, she is all lady. Don't know what you're seeing but like you said, "maybe she's not your type". I was just reporting on an experience, sharing info with fellow hobbyists in case they were curious and wanted to meet her. I thought that was what this thread was all about, not questioning another member for their choices.

[FreewayRamblin]

While looking up old report came across this list. It was re-posted by DC Hung on June 18th.

Backpage Gloassary.

I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[FreewayRamblin]

So I saw this Daniella / Terin http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...are-28/8652845 back in June. As a matter of fact I went to see her after reading report #5407 (posted 5-29-14). The report gave her a 7 on civi scale (which I thought was very generous rating) but was very accurate in saying that body had more mileage on it than picture shows. And that piacture unfortunately is the middle left and the one below that. The back shot pic looks like a filter was used on it because it is not that smooth and plump in person. She is slightly heavier in person, cute eye color with a nice personality. She wore a red lingerie, red is a sexy color. But flat wide but, saggy boobs, and her kitty could have used a little freshening up. Nothing over powering or repugnant but in doggy a slight very slight scent would wafted from down there. But she was reasonably price. 6 and I was there for almost half. One annoying thing was whoever was watching her back kept calling like every 5 minutes.

[PassionDweller]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...are-28/8652845

Used to go by the name of Lexie. She is legitimate according to the reviews, but she recently uploaded 3 photos that look nothing like her. Suspicious?

I've personally seen the girl in the first three pictures and she went by the name of Terin. She was an awesome provider with reasonable rates and great service. I don't know what's going on with the other pictures though. I think the number is the same as Terin's. If this is still Terin, the first three pictures are accurate so if you like what you see then go for it.

Edit: I tried her number and my phone has it saved and it lists the date of when I last called her to see her. So make you what want of that.

[ShadowBK]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...are-28/8652845

Used to go by the name of Lexie. She is legitimate according to the reviews, but she recently uploaded 3 photos that look nothing like her. Suspicious?

[FreewayRamblin]

Saw report on tsunami J and looked? Her? Up on backpage http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...n-21/9480098.. Then reread the report and looked back at ad. So no disrespect but? She? Has a real strong jaw line. Like Thomas Jefferson on a nickel. I know in your report it said 'kitty' but I can't help but notice that the face is muscular like a young Danny Glover. Again no disrespect you posted report and I'm not disputing the facts its just that I guess she is not my type.

[FreewayRamblin]

Just wanted to add on to NewSer horrible experience with provider http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ty-27/9374098. Used to see insane in the membrane about year ago. I would always have to wait and wait for her to get MedicationS. But I guess I should feel lucky because at least she let me wait inside that crappy studio apartment. She definitely doesn't have any "muscle". She probably called the guy upstairs that rents her the room and he is not much of a threat. He called my cell phone one night over a small discrepancy. Left a couple messages but when I called back for a week he never answered. Funny story is one night after taking her medication she got real sleepy in the middle of our time. So I asked her if I could go greek and so she nodded and nodded and nodded as to enthusiastically give me the go ahead!

[ldonshoots]

I wanted to give guys a heads up on this chick posting on BP called Isis; link below.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ial-25/9275984

I was misled by a review by a newbie on another site and arranged for an outcall. It was a big mistake. She was flabby and her private parts smelled so badly that I lost my hardness. In the end she just jerked me off. She has a lot of gut and hides it in her pics. She is quite controlling and too business like. She made her friend accompany her to my place and it was quite uncomfortable for me, but I had already committed myself. She is about 40-50 lbs heavier than her pics and the pics were taken at an angle to minimize her size. I'm not repeating.

Well it saddens me to have to leave this report. I had saw this once hot dancing freak as she advertises herself a few times and she was a favorite of mine until she has started using her "medication" as she calls it too heavy and now the service and looks have went down-hill fast. She is not even 2 or 3 months out of the grey-bar hotel for prostitution charges where she was clean, nice and thick and now she is loosing all the healthy weight and her skin is breaking out all over. I left out from what would have been a 4th session and just gave her two jacksons so I could get the hell up out of there.

She runs with the chic Isis who someone reviewed earlier as I saw her before also and I can concur with his review. She is humongous and the pussy was so wide It couldn't get me to nut if I spent a day laying up in it. To be forewarned is forearmed gents. Proceed with caution.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ght-23/9542096

[Member #6506]

Had a chance to see Tsunami J last Friday after work, just finding the time to post about her now. Easy set-up, called and arranged a time. 2 text on the way, one when I was close, one for the room number. Typical shit-hole Rt. 1 notel, but whatever. Got to the room and did a quick LE check before getting a little more comfortable. She's got a spinner body, small chest, and some scars but this isn't a beauty pageant is it? She gives a killer CBJ, nice and slow with plenty of eye contact. Speaking of eyes, crazy blue eyes on this one. Anyway, after 10 or so minutes of the BJ I told her to put that ass in the air like a good girl and jumped into that kitty. Nice and clean and fresh, with it would been bald but at least it was shaved. Let me play in the backdoor while I was balls deep which was awful nice of her. Kept pumping until I couldn't take anymore and flooded the rubber. Cleaned up and dipped. 6/10 would repeat for the price. 5 for the half no extra for the fingers in her starfish.

[Member #6506]

Dude, your on the money about LE in the area. And great advice for who looks like a newbbbbbb.

Thanks man, I don't often find a lot of time to post on visits with BP girls hence the "regular member" status but I can say that I have been in fucking cuffs sitting in a hotel room because I didn't do my homework and took a risk (damn the little head). I was lucky enough to get let off because I'd never been in any trouble before but you can bet your ass I do my research and stay out of the county.