The Rat Trap

[Vino 7373]

I vote for A2's name of The Rat Trap. I think it's appropriate and clever.

[Admin2]

Guys just understand that sometimes things do come up. Us girls have families, kids, babysitter issues, car accidents, significant others, aunt flo showing up unexpectedly, etc too. I always give everyone one chance if they have to cancel. Just seems fair. If this biz isn't a "friendly" one then why are either of us doing this? I like to think of my gentlemen as friends and treat them accordingly.

LOL you guys have no idea. I live in a country where being an hour late is considered to be right on time. What I do is tell all the chicks I have continuing relationships with is it's always ok to be late (they are GOING to be late) or cancel just send me a message.

What Sexifun is talking about is when you have a history. If I've seen a chick ten times and she's always been reliable and something comes up I'm quicker to forgive that then if it happens the first time with no notice. Shit like that goes DIRECTLY to my no fly list.

[Whiskeysours]

Count the number of SP ads you see on BP, CL, the web, this site, etc. There's probably hundreds of gals out there competing for monger coin. You would think that in such a competitive environment, these ladies would bend over backwards to find new customers, make them happy, and keep them as loyal clients. This bullshit about no-shows, rude providers, smelly-twatted gals should guarantee their failure in this business. Why the fuck, with all the good, customer service oriented, decent attitude ladies out there, would a monger ever put up with shit? Just scroll down and click the next ad! You might even be pleasantly surprised.

I recently posted about a visit with one of the ladies at Jackie's new place down 441. Madeline was friendly, unrushed, didn't try to upsell, and at the end thanked me for stopping by. Obviously Jackie has trained her girls in the fine art of customer service. I know most of you have had similar experiences with other providers. The point is, when we hear about SPs mouthing off, being impolite, asking us to provide personal info, no-showing, etc, then it's time to move on. Way too many nice smelling fish out there.

[Sillyolman]

I don't really care. I do like this one so I will vote for it. Go Rat.

[Sexifun]

Guys just understand that sometimes things do come up. Us girls have families, kids, babysitter issues, car accidents, significant others, aunt flo showing up unexpectedly, etc too. I always give everyone one chance if they have to cancel. Just seems fair. If this biz isn't a "friendly" one then why are either of us doing this? I like to think of my gentlemen as friends and treat them accordingly.

[Sillyolman]

The name is a great negative play off Orlando's "holier than thou" Mouse neighbor. This town will NEVER see gambling (like Tampa's HardRock) nor will you ever see a great full nude strip club like Tampa's Mons Venus thanks to our "family centric" Mouse neighbor. Hey, at least Tampa is a reasonable drive AND we have USAG to help us mongers conduct our moral turpitude affairs safely and discreetly.

Best of all this thread is apparently open to "BODY SLAMMING? Let me be the first to light a fire: When a SP stands you up or cheats you or is dirty / nasty etc. DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS! How hard up are a few of my fellow mongers, Senior Members to boot, who are willing to swallow any bullshit story (from a verified HOT SP) as to why she never showed up for a set appointment? These bitches are chock full of EXCUSES and the SM who swallows the excuse and follows his little head back to her cash register is not worthy to be a SM. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves and maybe you should just keep the "reviews" of that big Texas City off this board period. Enough has been written for a monger to do the research and decide if he wants to get abused by this particular SP or not. Hey, maybe you guys enjoy the abuse (that just occurred to me, duh). Is it part of a dominatrix mentality? Doubt it since you took the time to cry like a ***** about getting stood up, here on a USAG review. Mixing pleasure with business is quite the balancing act as we all know but please draw a line in the sand here for your own self respect. It is our JOB to TRAIN these SP as to what is expected from the customer. Anything short of expectations will be detrimental to their cashbox. You give a SP that stands you up a "second chance" and you simply encourage her to try that shit again, next time maybe on me! Play safe. AO.

It doesn't make sense. If it's a bad experience then report it as so. What do you gain if you report other wise? A 2nd chance to possibly fuck someone who already has fucked you over? Of course all of us understand that some of us mongers don't always present all of the facts to our lady's. If you don't respect you will not get respect. But be smart.

[Admin2]

Let me be the first to light a fire: When a SP stands you up or cheats you or is dirty / nasty etc. DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS! How hard up are a few of my fellow mongers, Senior Members to boot, who are willing to swallow any bullshit story (from a verified HOT SP) as to why she never showed up for a set appointment? These bitches are chock full of EXCUSES and the SM who swallows the excuse and follows his little head back to her cash register is not worthy to be a SM. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves and maybe you should just keep the "reviews" of that big Texas City off this board period. Enough has been written for a monger to do the research and decide if he wants to get abused by this particular SP or not. Hey, maybe you guys enjoy the abuse (that just occurred to me, duh). Is it part of a dominatrix mentality? Doubt it since you took the time to cry like a ***** about getting stood up, here on a USAG review. Mixing pleasure with business is quite the balancing act as we all know but please draw a line in the sand here for your own self respect. It is our JOB to TRAIN these SP as to what is expected from the customer. Anything short of expectations will be detrimental to their cashbox. You give a SP that stands you up a "second chance" and you simply encourage her to try that shit again, next time maybe on me! Play safe. AO.

This is why I don't know why guys fuck around with other boards. I had a chick write me once and just say "I want you to delete this post. " No explanation, no complaint, just do it. I wrote back and said "why would I do that?" She answered "At TER, or NR (I forget which) if we don't like a review they take it down. I nearly pissed myself laughing. I understand at NR you now need the chicks PERMISSION to ever fucking write a review.

Don't break the rules, please don't lie because you're pissed, but that's the fucking reason this forum is here. To honestly evaluate the service you get so others can patronize or ignore.

[WilliamMstrs]

I like the name, so another yay for Rat Trap.

In following up with AO's post let me add somemextra Kerosene. The big issue is why in the hell are we even thinking of seeing someone who stood us up? Yeah, I know little head has dibs on the steering wheel, but the final call rests on big head, otherwise might as well go ahead and hit a med-special with a side of BBFS. Of course we need to use some judgement as we are all human beings and unexpected issues turn up.

That said, the door swings both ways, and some of us are irresponsible, making appointments spur of the moment, fueled by little head only to cancel time and time again. And yes I used the word us as I am the first to admit to it. My schedule is crap, and yet I made some appointments thinking I could 'barely' make it. I felt like shit, and deserve the harsh words I earned from amfriend for that douchery. So I guess what I want to say is that we need to keep our etiquette and manners in check, expect good service, starve the bad ones, and clean up our game. I for one learned my lesson in that department.

Stay safe.

[AncientOne]

The name is a great negative play off Orlando's "holier than thou" Mouse neighbor. This town will NEVER see gambling (like Tampa's HardRock) nor will you ever see a great full nude strip club like Tampa's Mons Venus thanks to our "family centric" Mouse neighbor. Hey, at least Tampa is a reasonable drive AND we have USAG to help us mongers conduct our moral turpitude affairs safely and discreetly.

Best of all this thread is apparently open to "BODY SLAMMING? Let me be the first to light a fire: When a SP stands you up or cheats you or is dirty / nasty etc. DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS! How hard up are a few of my fellow mongers, Senior Members to boot, who are willing to swallow any bullshit story (from a verified HOT SP) as to why she never showed up for a set appointment? These bitches are chock full of EXCUSES and the SM who swallows the excuse and follows his little head back to her cash register is not worthy to be a SM. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves and maybe you should just keep the "reviews" of that big Texas City off this board period. Enough has been written for a monger to do the research and decide if he wants to get abused by this particular SP or not. Hey, maybe you guys enjoy the abuse (that just occurred to me, duh). Is it part of a dominatrix mentality? Doubt it since you took the time to cry like a ***** about getting stood up, here on a USAG review. Mixing pleasure with business is quite the balancing act as we all know but please draw a line in the sand here for your own self respect. It is our JOB to TRAIN these SP as to what is expected from the customer. Anything short of expectations will be detrimental to their cashbox. You give a SP that stands you up a "second chance" and you simply encourage her to try that shit again, next time maybe on me! Play safe. AO.

[RowdyReptile]

You guys may have noticed that sometimes my posts here are in Blue and other times just regular black like this. If they are interesting I sometimes post on threads like this if the locals don't seem to mind. In keeping with the example started oh so long ago by the master monger himself Jax (whom we all call el Jeffe) when I'm posting in black it's just me, the guy, that likes banging working girls and subject to the same derision as anybody else here. I know it's a hard hat area.

When you see the blue font it's the godlike presence speaking.

In other words, if I say, "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. " Feel free to call me an asshole.

But if I say "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard" then dad has just stopped the car.

I'm glad some of you like the new name, it's still open to debate if anybody has a better idea.

A2.

And.

A2

Well, the guy posting in black is a real ass hole!

The dude posting in blue is the coolest and righteous! Praise be! Keep up the good work for a thankless job!

Another "Like" for Rat Trap.

Thanks!

Not for nothing but I think asshole is one word.

Just saying,

A2

[Admin2]

You guys may have noticed that sometimes my posts here are in Blue and other times just regular black like this. If they are interesting I sometimes post on threads like this if the locals don't seem to mind. In keeping with the example started oh so long ago by the master monger himself Jax (whom we all call el Jeffe) when I'm posting in black it's just me, the guy, that likes banging working girls and subject to the same derision as anybody else here. I know it's a hard hat area.

When you see the blue font it's the godlike presence speaking.

In other words, if I say, "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. " Feel free to call me an asshole.

But if I say "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard" then dad has just stopped the car.

I'm glad some of you like the new name, it's still open to debate if anybody has a better idea.

A2.

And.

A2

[ProMonger1998]

Haha, the Rat Trap works.

I love it! Great Name.

[BabyLight333]

The thread title should be, I Hate Lurkers. LOL.

[Camera3]

Just a few thoughts.

Frank asks why the need. Well, in my travels I found one of these in another city and participate in it enough that the members have named me an honorary member of their no holds barred, gloves optional thread. It is often useless banter but other times a place where guys and girls can just let off steam. The Orlando forum is unique among cities. There is a whole lot of good intel and generally guys that offer good help for each other.

The issue with newbees. Yeah, it used to annoy me but I have changed my ways. I now really try to encourage newbees to RTTF, TOFTT and earn their stripes but also do share some basic intel without giving away the farm or doing their homework for them. I want this forum to grow and I want A2 to make a shit load of money doing it so it remains free to us deadbeat mongers and hobbyists. Actually, I find it amusing that one girl that none of us has ever experienced now has no less than five stellar reviews on here and a couple on the oThER site by people with no other reviews. What a stupid marketing plan. Wouldn't it be better for her to have just contacted one of us trusted SM types, whatever that means, and given a freebee for an honest review?

The dominating tread thing sort of is fixed.

If you think Disney is anti-sex then you never went to Mannequins at Pleasure Island on a Thursday night when the queer Rat people would take the place over. Hey! I could not have even said that on another thread. But this one has fewer rules, right?

And, yes, A2, you may call this whole area Orlando or Central Florida. It is five counties large and several fairly large cities in it but we all call Orlando home.

C3.

I don't really understand the need for this, but since we are allowed to argue here, then so it is. I read this forum almost daily and the only problems I have seen are newbies asking for recon and maybe, just maybe one thread being a little dominated by one guy, not that I didn't enjoy reading my classmate Jags prose. But that possibility is moot thanks to the awesome Sandbox.

Back to main point. Anything Disney is anti-sex, hence, makes any central Florida monger puke, (shows admin ain't from around here). So new name definitely in order.

[DC248]

Look, I just start them, every thread like this except The Woodshed in Jacksonville has ended up being renamed by the guys in that city. Frank is correct, I have never been to Orlando (is it ok if I refer to the city by that name? Perhaps that is indelicate as well) hence the reason I wrote



I could give a shit what it's called, this is your thread.

I'll be using it to move interesting, noteworthy, douchebaggery that while argumentative is actually good reading. Forums like this are a little like NASCAR, you don't want a wreck every lap but it gets a little boring of nobody ever trades any paint. My goal is to keep the review threads strictly about reviews yet give you guys, and me, a place to blow off steam.

A2.

I love it! Great Name.