Massage Parlor Reports

**Dongid** · 08-07-14 11:33

Originally Posted by DC187 [View Original Post]

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

I've been thinking the same thing! Stick with the SP's.

**Dongid** · 08-07-14 11:31

Originally Posted by DC187 [View Original Post]

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

I've been thinking the same thing! Sticking with SP's from now on too.

**Looop** · 08-07-14 10:02

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Someone just shoot me! I should have known better, all my go to LMTs were busy or out of town. I sent her a text requesting an appointment. I have seen her before and many years ago. She just gets crazier and wackier. She makes all the Heathers look sane. I got up in the middle of the massage and walked out. She will lie to get you in the door. I do really feel sorry for her because one day somebody might go off on her and hurt her!

I rode that crazy train once before. Sometimes I think you haven't truly hobbied until you've experienced one of O-town's wack pack!

**Looop** · 08-07-14 09:42

I stopped into Hong Kong Spa on JYP a while back. Just got done playing 18 in the area and needed some relaxation. The girl at the door looked 40 ish. Not bad, but when she smiled, I thought she might be a little older than that. She asked me what I wanted. I told her 30 minutes plus table shower. The rate was 55+15 for the shower. It seems like more and more places are charging extra for the shower, but I needed it after golf and it didn't count against my 30 minutes. I agreed, but then I asked her about a 4 hand massage. I've never done a 4 hander and had it on my list to do. She said they could do 4 hand but the other girl was with someone so I would have to do 30 minutes 2 hand then 30 minutes 4 hand. I asked what all that was going to cost. She started running numbers in her head and came up with $180. I said, $150 but that included her tip. (probably not the best negotiating strategy, but it was what I had and I was actually more interested in the 4 hand at this point.) She happily agreed. Off to the TS we went. Everything was thoroughly cleaned. Kind of a weird table shower in that it's a shallow tub and if you're over 6 feet tall, you're really not going to fit in it. Back to the room. Started on a medium massage. After about 15 minutes the 2nd girl came in. I was face down, but I briefly looked up and was happy to see that she was quite a bit younger than lady number one. We said hellos and she didn't have an accent. I thought for a moment she might be American. They started the 4 hand massage which was really, really nice. Pretty soon into it they started chatting in Chinese (maybe Korean, I dunno) so I realized the second girl was also Asian. They continued on for what had to be another 30-40 minutes of 4 hand. Very relaxing. At some point near the end, the older lady asked me if I had ever been there before. I wasn't in the mood to BS so I just said no, first time. All of a sudden the time was up and the younger girl darted out of the room in a flash leaving me with the older lady. She said "Time Up!" I said, "No. Time not Up. You didn't finish. " She said "Next time!" I said, "No. There won't be a Next Time. Too much money for no This Time. " She asked me what I wanted. I indicated a tug. She looked back and forth then went over and closed the door. She whispered a story about kids and losing her job and promise you no tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got to work. I did a little roaming under the shirt and bra. Boom, finish then clean up. I will admit that she did have a good attitude despite that little stumbling point, but in the end it was just a 2 hand finish after a great 4 hand massage. And I would have really preferred the younger girl (or both!) do the fun part, but end result was TS+30 min 2 hand+30 min 4 hand+ finish = 150 looop coins. On the way out, I got a much better look at the younger girl. I would love to schedule again with just her, but I didn't catch a name. Still, would repeat when in the area.

**Envelope 57** · 08-07-14 03:57

Colombian located by Howell Branch. I called for Michelle but got switched to Mia, Columbian ass and recent bolt ons. (I already was annoyed as IHOP had cancelled on me). Mia was nice, but a lot of don't touch this don't do that. I rode it out, HE was fine. I guess it was YMMV, but I was already in a mood because of IHOP. I won't repeat. It wasn't bad but something was missing.

**GregCroston** · 08-07-14 02:33

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Someone just shoot me! I should have known better, all my go to LMTs were busy or out of town. I sent her a text requesting an appointment. I have seen her before and many years ago. She just gets crazier and wackier. She makes all the Heathers look sane. I got up in the middle of the massage and walked out. She will lie to get you in the door. I do really feel sorry for her because one day somebody might go off on her and hurt her!

Be-lo, you should PM me. I had strange experiences with her in the past too. I would be VERY interestd in what she said. Did she pull the same 120 on you that she did me? I used to dream that s he allowed full roaming nude and mutual massage for me when I dreamt of her a few years ago. There is def either a psychotic episode waiting to happen or a bad chemical dependancy. I am scared to go back at this point. And she is pretty damn hot. And strange. Anyway.

If you want to extend an olive branch (finally) PM me and we can talk about it. I am just curious how she behaved this time versus your memory. I think I know exactly what you mean about "Saying anything to get you in the door".

**StCurtis** · 08-07-14 01:14

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.

I agree. That phrase is as good as having a third middle finger.

**Barolo** · 08-06-14 21:32

Someone just shoot me! I should have known better, all my go to LMTs were busy or out of town. I sent her a text requesting an appointment. I have seen her before and many years ago. She just gets crazier and wackier. She makes all the Heathers look sane. I got up in the middle of the massage and walked out. She will lie to get you in the door. I do really feel sorry for her because one day somebody might go off on her and hurt her!

**DC187** · 08-06-14 17:53

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!

WBB.

Same exact thing happened to me yesterday at Crystal Spa by fl mall. Went for. 6 hh. T / S & massage. I mean what is up with that stupid towel?! You just scrubbed me from head to toe buck naked! Now you want me to be modest? Come on! I still was going to give her a $10 tip without touching the tip, and she said that most people tip at least $20. Really? I won't be back. Sticking to SP's from now on. At least I know I'm leaving happy.

**JohnBen227** · 08-06-14 17:49

Stolen pictures from various twitter accounts!

Originally Posted by YeahIdk [View Original Post]

Going to be seeing this lady really soon. My gosh she looks so hot!

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...sh-22/10924972

**EmptySpot** · 08-06-14 17:32

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...wn-28/10896666

Set up for hh for. 8, she made me wait an extra 15 min in the parking lot, but, other than that it was an easy set up. Pics are accurate but she has an odd belly, looks 5 months preggo. Belly just in the front, not fat around. Anyways, descent be on be rub and HE while I played with kitty. Nice girl if a little absent minded. Menu was wide open. Stay safe.

**LawDog17** · 08-06-14 16:54

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!

WBB.

WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.

**StCurtis** · 08-06-14 16:13

Originally Posted by Webebad [View Original Post]

Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!

WBB.

I thought much the same till my second visit. Got pretty much the same treatment at AGG first time also. Bodyworks next door / upstairs will at least give you the HE.