The Massholes

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OK, so I didn't think about the ass hole one time. There is something to be said for an 18 year old barely legal right out of high school varsity cheerleader turned starry eyed nympho trying to earn some cash to start school in the fall. As she experienced her fifth big O in about as many minutes, including me finding the most amazing g spot that she didn't know she even had, she asked me how I do that, I assured her when I was her age I didn't know it was a gentleman's duty to make sure a lady enjoyed her time, so, no, the ass hole, whether a he or she or whatever, did not once enter my mind. Holy shit, this tight bodied barely through puberty without a droop or stretch mark or wrinkle to be found with enough energy to power a city block girl child reminds me of makin' out under the bleachers with Linda, the captain of the dance squad, or, should I say, reminds me of imagining makin' out with Linda while wankin' away because my skinny pimply faced self couldn't buy a clue on how to ask her out. Funny thing about that, at the 40th high school reunion Linda hadn't aged all that gracefully and my current trophy wife smoked all the girls I went to good ole Sandspur Prep High School with. Ah, life is good. Now, back to the real world.

C3.

We'll, Nrimus.

I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

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[Member #4868]

Dallas is slow right now. She's a Latina cutie. So how much do you guys think she should charge, and where should she stay? Downtown Boston or the suburbs? https://www.preferred411.com/P227.

Her current rate is fair and she has good reviews. In terms of location, I prefer the 128 area, Dedham to Burlington.

[Smoke Screen]

Fellow mongers. I am looking for any info on this clinic in Framingham. I have done some field research but have not placed an order yet. Just looking for some feedback. I have gone in for the initial visit and the in office demo shot. This stuff works. But is very pricey. Hoping to hear the good and the bad before I jump in.

Thanks.

I have no experience with this procedure, but I can't help but to wonder why would you go through with the pain and expense of something like this when there are so many pills available to get the job done?

[Ledger6969]

Dude, I'm not talking about a pre-op here, as in some guy who woke up one day and decided to came out of the closet. I'm talking about a rare natural occurrence that I suspect Ledger may have. It's not its fault. No no no. It happens, it's sad, and I feel for it.

Imagine, if you are like Ledger, born with dick and pussy right next to one another or one coming out of the other? That's no good but it does happen. Look it up on Wikipedia. I don't want to post the link to the nasty-ass photo they have there on this distinguished and respectable forum. I definitely wouldn't want to be one of these people BUT, since it happens to be you, Ledger, and you were unlucky enough to draw such а lot (imagine it's less then 0.01% of the human populace and it fell on you), you might as well take up tai chi and / or yoga, learn how to work it right and make the best of it.

I'm here just providing an advise for a poor Ledger soul, that's all.

So since you have been blowing me too Nrlmus. You will have to come clean now about your fetishes.

[Ledger6969]

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Just wait. Watch and learn grasshopper.

For all you losers that can't get their dick to work anymore they can go see 82 and get.

One of the old douchebags to give you a handjob for forty dollars or go see Emma from the.

Wizard of oz maybe, toto will lick your balls for you.

[Nrlmus]

We'll, Nrimus.

I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

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Dude, I'm not talking about a pre-op here, as in some guy who woke up one day and decided to came out of the closet. I'm talking about a rare natural occurrence that I suspect Ledger may have. It's not its fault. No no no. It happens, it's sad, and I feel for it.

Imagine, if you are like Ledger, born with dick and pussy right next to one another or one coming out of the other? That's no good but it does happen. Look it up on Wikipedia. I don't want to post the link to the nasty-ass photo they have there on this distinguished and respectable forum. I definitely wouldn't want to be one of these people BUT, since it happens to be you, Ledger, and you were unlucky enough to draw such а lot (imagine it's less then 0.01% of the human populace and it fell on you), you might as well take up tai chi and / or yoga, learn how to work it right and make the best of it.

I'm here just providing an advise for a poor Ledger soul, that's all.

[NoGrayYet]

Fellow mongers. I am looking for any info on this clinic in Framingham. I have done some field research but have not placed an order yet. Just looking for some feedback. I have gone in for the initial visit and the in office demo shot. This stuff works. But is very pricey. Hoping to hear the good and the bad before I jump in.

Thanks.

I was also a patient and almost fell of the table when they offered to sell me 100 doses for the low, low price of only $3 k+. The salesman was telling me that I would be doing it 5 times a week. Damn, my dick isn't a pin cushion. If it works for you great, otherwise I would probably avoid.

[NoGrayYet]

Dallas is slow right now. She's a Latina cutie. So how much do you guys think she should charge, and where should she stay? Downtown Boston or the suburbs? https://www.preferred411.com/P227.

I'd visit if she decided to come north. Woburn or Burlington are fairly central to Boston, North Shore and Merrimack Valley. I'd obviously like a low price but it would also help her get some reviews in this area. Let us know if she decides to visit.

[Member #4868]

We'll, Nrimus.

I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

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Helping with your image.

[SpermSac]

You've got it all wrong, he wanted you to show your face, not his.

Hey Ledger? You asked for it!

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You've got it all wrong, he wanted you to show your face, not his.

[Camera3]

We'll, Nrimus.

I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

C3.

Man I don't care what anybody says it's not a dude, it's a broad. Or maybe it's both, that's why it's acting so confused because it can actually go and literally fuck itself.

Just think about it, what's the best thing about being a hermaphrodite? If you get serious about some eastern discipline like yoga or tai chi you can probably train your dick to twist 360 and fuck your own pussy. Imagine that? Non-stop action and there is no reason to look for somebody else to help you out! Moreover, if somebody tells you to go and fuck yourself you would actually be able to follow through on their suggestion! I mean with just a little help from your guru, self-fucking could be possible!

Ledger, do you think you could do that? Come on, make us proud girl! I just know you've been keeping up with your yoga!

[Nrlmus]

Fuck myself? Interesting thought. Kinda like the time I walked into an old gas station in Alabama. In the corner was an old hound dog licking his balls. All I could think was, "Lucky dog!

I know the rules here are no holds barred and gloves are optional but I really got to say, you are one angry dude. Are you proud of yourself?

Life is way too short.

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Man I don't care what anybody says it's not a dude, it's a broad. Or maybe it's both, that's why it's acting so confused because it can actually go and literally fuck itself.

Just think about it, what's the best thing about being a hermaphrodite? If you get serious about some eastern discipline like yoga or tai chi you can probably train your dick to twist 360 and fuck your own pussy. Imagine that? Non-stop action and there is no reason to look for somebody else to help you out! Moreover, if somebody tells you to go and fuck yourself you would actually be able to follow through on their suggestion! I mean with just a little help from your guru, self-fucking could be possible!

Ledger, do you think you could do that? Come on, make us proud girl! I just know you've been keeping up with your yoga!

[SpermSac]

We both know you don't. You have a * So why waste my time. Your just a pathetic pussy just like your friends who talk a lot of shit. But nothing else. Go fuck yourself. Sooner or later I will shut you up.

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OK now what?

[Camera3]

Fuck myself? Interesting thought. Kinda like the time I walked into an old gas station in Alabama. In the corner was an old hound dog licking his balls. All I could think was, "Lucky dog!

I know the rules here are no holds barred and gloves are optional but I really got to say, you are one angry dude. Are you proud of yourself?

Life is way too short.

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We both know you don't. You have a * So why waste my time. Your just a pathetic pussy just like your friends who talk a lot of shit. But nothing else. Go fuck yourself. Sooner or later I will shut you up.