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  1. #1624
    And as an adult (if you can call him that) you know who he still breast feeds from.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yellowfever023  [View Original Post]
    A2, Don't mind Ledger he ate paint chips as a kid.

  2. #1623
    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Yea. And you daddy is a transvestite.

    Seriously? That weak ass shit is the best you got? I would respond but abusing the handicapped is bad form.

    A2
    A2, Don't mind Ledger he ate paint chips as a kid.

  3. #1622

    Your pornography scholars.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Yea. And you daddy is a transvestite.

    Seriously? That weak ass shit is the best you got? I would respond but abusing the handicapped is bad form.

    A2
    Have nothing better to offer either dim wit. You probably don't even have a hs education.

    Yes, maybe Emma from FBW can help you. Maybe, she is the resident social butterfly who.

    Doubles as a?

    This is funny, you question my education with a post that contains a sentence which lacks a subject.

    That sound you hear in the distance is me laughing at, not with, you.

    A2

  4. #1621
    Forum Advertiser


    Posts: 844

    Hey there!

    I hope everyone is having a wonderful day! If anyone wants to pm me or hang out, just to hang out. No session since I'm retired, let me know. I'm confused right now and want to take my mind off of my confusion I could use words of encouragement, a friendly face and a smile! Happy Thursday to everyone!

  5. #1620
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    You might not like the answer

    As an honorary member of Massholes and frequent flyer who travels to many cities, including Boston, for work I do find good talent in many of those cities. It is my hobby. Mel, the cheerleader, is in Orlando, FL. But if any of you go to the Mouse House for vacation I am happy to share digits.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Catnibbler  [View Original Post]
    So where can we find this young snapper!!

  6. #1619

    Your mother sucks black cock Admin2

    Yea. And you daddy is a transvestite.

    Seriously? That weak ass shit is the best you got? I would respond but abusing the handicapped is bad form.

    A2

  7. #1618

    18

    Quote Originally Posted by HornyAsHell  [View Original Post]
    And then you woke up. Keep living the dream.
    So where can we find this young snapper!!

  8. #1617

    Is this massholes or "penthouse forum"

    And then you woke up. Keep living the dream.

    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    OK, so I didn't think about the ass hole one time. There is something to be said for an 18 year old barely legal right out of high school varsity cheerleader turned starry eyed nympho trying to earn some cash to start school in the fall. As she experienced her fifth big O in about as many minutes, including me finding the most amazing g spot that she didn't know she even had, she asked me how I do that. Holy shit, this tight bodied barely through puberty without a droop or stretch mark or wrinkle to be found with enough energy to power a city block girl child reminds me of makin' out under the bleachers with Linda, the captain of the dance squad, Ah, life is good. Now, back to the real world.

    C3.

  9. #1616
    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    There is something to be said for an 18 year old barely legal right out of high school varsity cheerleader turned starry eyed nympho trying to earn some cash to start school in the fall. As she experienced her fifth big O in about as many minutes, including me finding the most amazing g spot that she didn't know she even had, she asked me how I do that, I assured her when I was her age I didn't know it was a gentleman's duty to make sure a lady enjoyed her time, so, no, the ass hole, whether a he or she or whatever, did not once enter my mind. Holy shit, this tight bodied barely through puberty without a droop or stretch mark or wrinkle to be found with enough energy to power a city block girl child reminds me of makin' out under the bleachers with Linda
    C3.
    Shit, who needs porn, I could read this all day.

  10. #1615
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    Good news

    OK, so I didn't think about the ass hole one time. There is something to be said for an 18 year old barely legal right out of high school varsity cheerleader turned starry eyed nympho trying to earn some cash to start school in the fall. As she experienced her fifth big O in about as many minutes, including me finding the most amazing g spot that she didn't know she even had, she asked me how I do that, I assured her when I was her age I didn't know it was a gentleman's duty to make sure a lady enjoyed her time, so, no, the ass hole, whether a he or she or whatever, did not once enter my mind. Holy shit, this tight bodied barely through puberty without a droop or stretch mark or wrinkle to be found with enough energy to power a city block girl child reminds me of makin' out under the bleachers with Linda, the captain of the dance squad, or, should I say, reminds me of imagining makin' out with Linda while wankin' away because my skinny pimply faced self couldn't buy a clue on how to ask her out. Funny thing about that, at the 40th high school reunion Linda hadn't aged all that gracefully and my current trophy wife smoked all the girls I went to good ole Sandspur Prep High School with. Ah, life is good. Now, back to the real world.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    We'll, Nrimus.

    I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

    C3.

  11. #1614

    Kaylee

    Quote Originally Posted by Deb4512  [View Original Post]
    Dallas is slow right now. She's a Latina cutie. So how much do you guys think she should charge, and where should she stay? Downtown Boston or the suburbs? https://www.preferred411.com/P227.
    Her current rate is fair and she has good reviews. In terms of location, I prefer the 128 area, Dedham to Burlington.

  12. #1613
    Quote Originally Posted by Momo2  [View Original Post]
    Fellow mongers. I am looking for any info on this clinic in Framingham. I have done some field research but have not placed an order yet. Just looking for some feedback. I have gone in for the initial visit and the in office demo shot. This stuff works. But is very pricey. Hoping to hear the good and the bad before I jump in.

    Thanks.
    I have no experience with this procedure, but I can't help but to wonder why would you go through with the pain and expense of something like this when there are so many pills available to get the job done?

  13. #1612

    Hey Nrlmus. Your [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] has been blowing me again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nrlmus  [View Original Post]
    Dude, I'm not talking about a pre-op here, as in some guy who woke up one day and decided to came out of the closet. I'm talking about a rare natural occurrence that I suspect Ledger may have. It's not its fault. No no no. It happens, it's sad, and I feel for it.

    Imagine, if you are like Ledger, born with dick and pussy right next to one another or one coming out of the other? That's no good but it does happen. Look it up on Wikipedia. I don't want to post the link to the nasty-ass photo they have there on this distinguished and respectable forum. I definitely wouldn't want to be one of these people BUT, since it happens to be you, Ledger, and you were unlucky enough to draw such а lot (imagine it's less then 0.01% of the human populace and it fell on you), you might as well take up tai chi and / or yoga, learn how to work it right and make the best of it.

    I'm here just providing an advise for a poor Ledger soul, that's all.
    So since you have been blowing me too Nrlmus. You will have to come clean now about your fetishes.

  14. #1611

    Jeeze. That face looks better than your syphllis covered face.

    Quote Originally Posted by SpermSac  [View Original Post]
    Just wait. Watch and learn grasshopper.

    For all you losers that can't get their dick to work anymore they can go see 82 and get.

    One of the old douchebags to give you a handjob for forty dollars or go see Emma from the.

    Wizard of oz maybe, toto will lick your balls for you.

  15. #1610
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2174
    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    We'll, Nrimus.

    I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

    C3.
    Dude, I'm not talking about a pre-op here, as in some guy who woke up one day and decided to came out of the closet. I'm talking about a rare natural occurrence that I suspect Ledger may have. It's not its fault. No no no. It happens, it's sad, and I feel for it.

    Imagine, if you are like Ledger, born with dick and pussy right next to one another or one coming out of the other? That's no good but it does happen. Look it up on Wikipedia. I don't want to post the link to the nasty-ass photo they have there on this distinguished and respectable forum. I definitely wouldn't want to be one of these people BUT, since it happens to be you, Ledger, and you were unlucky enough to draw such а lot (imagine it's less then 0.01% of the human populace and it fell on you), you might as well take up tai chi and / or yoga, learn how to work it right and make the best of it.

    I'm here just providing an advise for a poor Ledger soul, that's all.

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