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  1. #1581
    Quote Originally Posted by Momo2  [View Original Post]
    Fellow mongers. I am looking for any info on this clinic in Framingham. I have done some field research but have not placed an order yet. Just looking for some feedback. I have gone in for the initial visit and the in office demo shot. This stuff works. But is very pricey. Hoping to hear the good and the bad before I jump in.

    Thanks.
    I have no experience with this procedure, but I can't help but to wonder why would you go through with the pain and expense of something like this when there are so many pills available to get the job done?

  2. #1580

    Hey Nrlmus. Your [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] has been blowing me again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nrlmus  [View Original Post]
    Dude, I'm not talking about a pre-op here, as in some guy who woke up one day and decided to came out of the closet. I'm talking about a rare natural occurrence that I suspect Ledger may have. It's not its fault. No no no. It happens, it's sad, and I feel for it.

    Imagine, if you are like Ledger, born with dick and pussy right next to one another or one coming out of the other? That's no good but it does happen. Look it up on Wikipedia. I don't want to post the link to the nasty-ass photo they have there on this distinguished and respectable forum. I definitely wouldn't want to be one of these people BUT, since it happens to be you, Ledger, and you were unlucky enough to draw such а lot (imagine it's less then 0.01% of the human populace and it fell on you), you might as well take up tai chi and / or yoga, learn how to work it right and make the best of it.

    I'm here just providing an advise for a poor Ledger soul, that's all.
    So since you have been blowing me too Nrlmus. You will have to come clean now about your fetishes.

  3. #1579

    Jeeze. That face looks better than your syphllis covered face.

    Quote Originally Posted by SpermSac  [View Original Post]
    Just wait. Watch and learn grasshopper.

    For all you losers that can't get their dick to work anymore they can go see 82 and get.

    One of the old douchebags to give you a handjob for forty dollars or go see Emma from the.

    Wizard of oz maybe, toto will lick your balls for you.

  4. #1578
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2146
    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    We'll, Nrimus.

    I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

    C3.
    Dude, I'm not talking about a pre-op here, as in some guy who woke up one day and decided to came out of the closet. I'm talking about a rare natural occurrence that I suspect Ledger may have. It's not its fault. No no no. It happens, it's sad, and I feel for it.

    Imagine, if you are like Ledger, born with dick and pussy right next to one another or one coming out of the other? That's no good but it does happen. Look it up on Wikipedia. I don't want to post the link to the nasty-ass photo they have there on this distinguished and respectable forum. I definitely wouldn't want to be one of these people BUT, since it happens to be you, Ledger, and you were unlucky enough to draw such а lot (imagine it's less then 0.01% of the human populace and it fell on you), you might as well take up tai chi and / or yoga, learn how to work it right and make the best of it.

    I'm here just providing an advise for a poor Ledger soul, that's all.

  5. #1577

    Mens Medical

    Quote Originally Posted by Momo2  [View Original Post]
    Fellow mongers. I am looking for any info on this clinic in Framingham. I have done some field research but have not placed an order yet. Just looking for some feedback. I have gone in for the initial visit and the in office demo shot. This stuff works. But is very pricey. Hoping to hear the good and the bad before I jump in.

    Thanks.
    I was also a patient and almost fell of the table when they offered to sell me 100 doses for the low, low price of only $3 k+. The salesman was telling me that I would be doing it 5 times a week. Damn, my dick isn't a pin cushion. If it works for you great, otherwise I would probably avoid.

  6. #1576

    Dallas visitor

    Quote Originally Posted by Deb4512  [View Original Post]
    Dallas is slow right now. She's a Latina cutie. So how much do you guys think she should charge, and where should she stay? Downtown Boston or the suburbs? https://www.preferred411.com/P227.
    I'd visit if she decided to come north. Woburn or Burlington are fairly central to Boston, North Shore and Merrimack Valley. I'd obviously like a low price but it would also help her get some reviews in this area. Let us know if she decides to visit.

  7. #1575

    Haha

    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    We'll, Nrimus.

    I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

    C3.
    Helping with your image.
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  8. #1574

    Hey Ledger

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeScreen  [View Original Post]
    You've got it all wrong, he wanted you to show your face, not his.
    Hey Ledger? You asked for it!

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  9. #1573

    No, No, No

    Quote Originally Posted by SpermSac  [View Original Post]
    You've got it all wrong, he wanted you to show your face, not his.

  10. #1572
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    Posts: 2464

    I am now stuck with that image.

    We'll, Nrimus.

    I just cannot get that image out of my mind. I have a date early tomorrow morning with my favorite 18 year old barely legal and while I am fucking her I will be stuck with the image about a pre-op trying to do it to him or her self. Shit, dude, you know how to ruin an otherwise perfect depraved opportunity.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nrlmus  [View Original Post]
    Man I don't care what anybody says it's not a dude, it's a broad. Or maybe it's both, that's why it's acting so confused because it can actually go and literally fuck itself.

    Just think about it, what's the best thing about being a hermaphrodite? If you get serious about some eastern discipline like yoga or tai chi you can probably train your dick to twist 360 and fuck your own pussy. Imagine that? Non-stop action and there is no reason to look for somebody else to help you out! Moreover, if somebody tells you to go and fuck yourself you would actually be able to follow through on their suggestion! I mean with just a little help from your guru, self-fucking could be possible!

    Ledger, do you think you could do that? Come on, make us proud girl! I just know you've been keeping up with your yoga!

  11. #1571
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    Posts: 2146
    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    Fuck myself? Interesting thought. Kinda like the time I walked into an old gas station in Alabama. In the corner was an old hound dog licking his balls. All I could think was, "Lucky dog!

    I know the rules here are no holds barred and gloves are optional but I really got to say, you are one angry dude. Are you proud of yourself?

    Life is way too short.

    C3.
    Man I don't care what anybody says it's not a dude, it's a broad. Or maybe it's both, that's why it's acting so confused because it can actually go and literally fuck itself.

    Just think about it, what's the best thing about being a hermaphrodite? If you get serious about some eastern discipline like yoga or tai chi you can probably train your dick to twist 360 and fuck your own pussy. Imagine that? Non-stop action and there is no reason to look for somebody else to help you out! Moreover, if somebody tells you to go and fuck yourself you would actually be able to follow through on their suggestion! I mean with just a little help from your guru, self-fucking could be possible!

    Ledger, do you think you could do that? Come on, make us proud girl! I just know you've been keeping up with your yoga!

  12. #1570

    Show a face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    We both know you don't. You have a * So why waste my time. Your just a pathetic pussy just like your friends who talk a lot of shit. But nothing else. Go fuck yourself. Sooner or later I will shut you up.
    .

    OK now what?

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  13. #1569
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    Lucky dog

    Fuck myself? Interesting thought. Kinda like the time I walked into an old gas station in Alabama. In the corner was an old hound dog licking his balls. All I could think was, "Lucky dog!

    I know the rules here are no holds barred and gloves are optional but I really got to say, you are one angry dude. Are you proud of yourself?

    Life is way too short.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    We both know you don't. You have a * So why waste my time. Your just a pathetic pussy just like your friends who talk a lot of shit. But nothing else. Go fuck yourself. Sooner or later I will shut you up.

  14. #1568
    Quote Originally Posted by Deb4512  [View Original Post]
    Dallas is slow right now. She's a Latina cutie. So how much do you guys think she should charge, and where should she stay? Downtown Boston or the suburbs? https://www.preferred411.com/P227.
    Charging: the lower the better.

    Suburbs.

  15. #1567
    Quote Originally Posted by UnclePrimo  [View Original Post]
    Second hand knowledge. (my brother) Yes!! You give yourself a shot in the cock and you get an erection within 10 minutes. Stop and think about that. Every time you want an erection you have to give your cock a needle. They fast talk. Hustle you to get you to sign up for a year of shots- they get $$ 5,100. Oo out of you while you are still lying on the table naked with a hard on. Yes that was $5,100. Oo.

    They do not tell you that until you figure it out and start asking questions, and guess what, you already have signed your name several times.

    Be careful, don't sign your name to the very skilled, well planed out fast talking hustle.
    It's not exactly anything new, it's a treatment that predates viagra. It was never very popular because of the injection required. There was also another unpopular treatment that involved forcing a medication pellet down the urethra, it's called MUSE (medicated urethral system for erections). The medication used in both cases is Alprostadil, and it's been around since the early 80's.

    An important factor to consider is that breaks in the skin from injections, or tears in the urethra from the pellet, will increase your chances of STD's, as well as other infections not normally considered sexually transmitted.

    Stay safe, and happy hunting.

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