Massage Parlor Reports

**Whiskeysours** · 08-02-14 00:27

Originally Posted by ColombianCoco [View Original Post]

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Recently saw this lady. Advertises sensual massage, thought I would go for it after not seeing any reviews on her. Contacted her and we set a time and she texted me the address. Residential neighborhood by airport, quiet street. She asked me to call her when I arrived. Was met at the door by a beautiful lady over 6' tall. Beautiful eyes, nice attitude at the door, weight was proportionate for her height, wearing some capri pants and a loose fitting shirt. Sexy accent, couldn't figure out where it was from. The pic she has on her ad does not do her justice. She looks way better in person, unless it was just the lighting in the house. She asked for the donation up front, which was $. Found out she just moved down here from Jersey, her family is from Egypt. I'm thinking if I can get out of those clothes, this oughtta be fun. I would soon find out what a let down I would have.

Looks like she recently moved in, no furniture anywhere other than the massage table in a bedroom. She does have a large dog, but was not an issue.

Got undressed and she commenced the massage. She did a nice job, got some kinks out of my back muscles. It was Swedish style, no oil or lotion. While on my back I brushed up against her calf. She immediately jumped back and yelled "NO TOUCH!

Me: My apologies, I simply brushed your leg.

Her: I don't allow that.

Me: Ok, no harm no foul.

She continued with massage, sometimes giving very slow, sensual strokes down my back, glutes and legs, giving you the impression that more was on the way. Never brushed the boys but did give a good glute massage. Onto the flip, she covered up Mr. Happy. And started on my chest, moved down to my abs, making my flagpole push the little hand towel off to the side. She kept placing it back on and I said you may as well just toss it, it won't stay on. She ignored me and started on my legs. Same sensual strokes and brushed the boys a time or two. At the end of the hour she said she was done and did I like the massage. I was still laying down and asked if she was going to pay any attention to the obvious flagpole and she says she does not do that. I then told her that I didn't know how they did it up in Jersey, but if you advertise "sensual" in your ad, most men will take that as at least they will get some sort of HE and she was going to have some very unhappy clients here in O-town. Got dressed and left.

Total damage was $. Will NOT be repeating. Now, if you want a good massage with no relief, by all means go for it.

She posts on BP and CL. After some searching, I found the ad she had up in Jersey on BP.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...01651/10407669

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4588093937.html

http://newjersey.backpage.com/Therap...30-min/8497445

Stay safe my brothers.

CC.

My experience with this lady was almost exactly like Brother CC's. Respectfully, I have to disagree on her looks. I think her pics actually look better than the real deal, but as we know that's just a matter taste. No draping until she flipped me over, then she made a big production out of it. Oddly, she then had me shift to my left, then right, side and did what could pass for "sensual" work, as in the little towel slipped off as she leaned into me for the rub, but that was it. I think there's potential if you're willing to invest the time and cash (up front) with this lady, but there's too many better options IMO.

**Whiskeysours** · 08-02-14 00:09

Originally Posted by WalSTreet [View Original Post]

Wonder is anything has changed?. This was posted yesterday.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...woman/10861556

There's a couple of posts in Jag's thread. Nothing has changed. Still just the one gal working there to my knowledge.

**TopGun9181** · 08-01-14 16:02

Hey guys,

Been gone for about 6 months and I am back in town. My question is DOES ANYONE KNOW IF ANY PROVIDER does SOAPY massage, Last time I had it was 5 years ago and I recently came back from Cali and had a awesome experience. Anyone know please inbox me.

**WalSTreet** · 08-01-14 09:58

Wonder is anything has changed?. This was posted yesterday.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...woman/10861556

**WalSTreet** · 08-01-14 08:46

Originally Posted by AncienTone [View Original Post]

This appears to be my long lost ATF (I somehow deleted her number from my phone) massage lady. 8 years ago she was downtown Orlando then up in Longwood the in Altamonte by the Lake. Most recently over by BeeLine exit 2. Originally was known as Carmen. Sweet lady with great rub and big ta ta's. Attractive Latina, maybe put on some pounds over the years. 99.9% sure that is her.

I saw her in Altamonte a while back. Fair massage. No HE. Not very sensual. Did not return.

**Member #4565** · 07-31-14 22:59

Jag has a post about this ad in his Sandbox.

Originally Posted by EastsideJay [View Original Post]

Wanted to see if anyone had any info on this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...0m-21/10794500

**Exec Talent** · 07-31-14 20:48

Originally Posted by Montana77 [View Original Post]

Looks delicious, thanks for posting, Jay. In fact she looks so good I'm thinking it's either Bait & Switch or TGTBT. I bet Brother Jag knows the story.

Comes great responsibility.

When someone is given the outrageously rare privilege of having their own thread and even more outrageously rare having it named after them, they are limited to posting in that thread. The idea is that their counsel is so wise, their words are unworthy of appearing in the common threads reserved for mere mortals. Not sure that everyone has fully grasped the ramifications of this great honor bestowed on our very own Orlando JaguarXF, but in time, surely even the feebleminded will come to appreciate the significance and remember the day with fondness when Admin2 in his infinite wisdom created Jag's Sandbox.

The very act of writing this gave me chills.

**Member #4565** · 07-31-14 19:31

Looks delicious, thanks for posting, Jay. In fact she looks so good I'm thinking it's either Bait & Switch or TGTBT. I bet Brother Jag knows the story.

Originally Posted by EastsideJay [View Original Post]

Wanted to see if anyone had any info on this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...0m-21/10794500

**EastsideJay** · 07-31-14 15:51

Wanted to see if anyone had any info on this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...0m-21/10794500

**Carlosa** · 07-31-14 13:13

Was debating on reviewing her she posts on Eros only.

Very hot bit will cost you $$.

She asked me not to review her. Will trade details.

If someone can get me info on the nuru girls.

That is something I have always wanted to try.

**Carlosa** · 07-31-14 12:47

Please empty your inbox.

**AncientOne** · 07-31-14 07:58

Originally Posted by Carlosa [View Original Post]

Avoid at all costs.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...l-blvd/6774846

This appears to be my long lost ATF (I somehow deleted her number from my phone) massage lady. 8 years ago she was downtown Orlando then up in Longwood the in Altamonte by the Lake. Most recently over by BeeLine exit 2. Originally was known as Carmen. Sweet lady with great rub and big ta ta's. Attractive Latina, maybe put on some pounds over the years. 99.9% sure that is her.