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[Yragyrag]

You've lost that "Frogy Feeling", as the song goes. But really, I haven't even come close to losing interest in this fine specimen of a woman. So, yes, I saw her once again! And again, she did not disappoint. Such a kind, caring, and genuine woman, who really cares about making sure you get everything you want when she comes to visit. Treat her well, and you will be richly rewarded. Enjoy the below Motivational Posters of her last visit.

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[HeWolf47]

Had a dream with JoanLuv today with short notice. Texted her and got a response that she could see me whenever I wanted to drive to her. After telling me where she was, I told her a time and our first dream time was set. I arrived a few minutes early and she wasn't there yet. When she arrived, I was pleasantly surprised by a very pretty Puerto Rican woman and I was looking forward to the next hour. Not getting into too much detail here, but she was lots of fun and I'll get back to see her again, I'm sure.

[Manu410]

I text Melissa3 about a week ago to set up an appointment. I told her I saw her ad in USASG. I asked if she could meet me after 4 pm. She explained that she only sees clients from 9 am - 2 pm because she has a regular job. As a note, she also mentioned she does not do weekend appointments. Melissa's responses to my questions were prompt and an appointment was set. She gave me her incall address about an hour before. She ask me to text her when I get there so she can meet me and when I did, there she was. She was wearing a strapless sundress that did not flatter her body. Since this in my first appointment with Melissa, we spent time talking and getting acquainted. We had a pleasant conversation. When we got more comfortable, her clothes came off. Let me tell you, her body is fit and her curve spectacular. Her skin is soft and smooth and she was freshly showered. She was very active in bed and aimed to please. For those of you on the fence to see her, she is a GF experience worth the coin. Her incall is safe and she is a clean and reputable provider. I will definitely repeat. For details, pm me.

[Mystical0945]

I was able to meet up with Ashley's new friend, Parker. Luckily, I was chosen to be her first dreamer in our little hobby. She is without a doubt a total MILF. Maybe mid thirties to fourties, smaller BBW (everything is proportional and nice). Everything started off a little nervous for both of us, but after a few minutes of DFK. The fun began. It was like I was hooking up with a very horny ex-girlfriend. Excellent DFK, BBBJ, CFS. She is very. Very UTR, and may advertise here; but not sure. If you want to contact her for now. Send a message to Ashley and she will screen you and give you her info.

Hit the wrong button and submitted report instead of going on down to manage attachment. Once again feast your eyes on these DDD's, Parker's of course.

[Mystical0945]

I was able to meet up with Ashley's new friend, Parker. Luckily, I was chosen to be her first dreamer in our little hobby. She is without a doubt a total MILF. Maybe mid thirties to fourties, smaller BBW (everything is proportional and nice). Everything started off a little nervous for both of us, but after a few minutes of DFK. The fun began. It was like I was hooking up with a very horny ex-girlfriend. Excellent DFK, BBBJ, CFS. She is very. Very UTR, and may advertise here; but not sure. If you want to contact her for now. Send a message to Ashley and she will screen you and give you her info.

She really loved the way you broke her in. . Yes boys she may be posting soon. She's BRAND NEW so go easy on her. In the mean time feast your eyes on these DDD's. Parker's of course.

Play safe but always play hard.

Xoxo Ashley.

[Mystical0945]

I dreamed of a meet up with Ashley / Mystical the other day. It has been awhile since seeing her, but she has not lost her step at all. We started right off where we left our last meeting. You can see my previous reviews on her. Excellent provider with tons of great reviews on here from me and others. Anyone new that is seeking a mature MILF that is the definition of GFE. Without having to be asked, give her a call. Very highly recommended. She also set me up with an appointment with her friend, Parker. See next review for info on that.

As always it was a PLEASURE seeing you again.

Xoxo.

[Muff Luva]

I like her. * I'm going back, and I felt very comfortable once we got past the usual un-pleasantries and the first meeting awkwardness. * Nice, and she looks like the pics.

She surprised me by turning around what started as a disaster, and providing a rather amazing time; even doing something I didn't know I liked, so +1 for finding new experiences for me. * I will dream of her for a while.

We all have our preferences on both sides of the dream, but I know this game inside out from all sides, and there was nothing out of the ordinary here. * This was "real" and right; not some fabled magical V that pulled my seed from across the street.

Details via PM to SMs only. * This is a new gem that doesn't need to be run off by some of the jackasses we've all known. * She's a lady, treat accordingly.

[Orlando Irish]

I was able to meet up with Ashley's new friend, Parker. Luckily, I was chosen to be her first dreamer in our little hobby. She is without a doubt a total MILF. Maybe mid thirties to fourties, smaller BBW (everything is proportional and nice). Everything started off a little nervous for both of us, but after a few minutes of DFK. The fun began. It was like I was hooking up with a very horny ex-girlfriend. Excellent DFK, BBBJ, CFS. She is very. Very UTR, and may advertise here; but not sure. If you want to contact her for now. Send a message to Ashley and she will screen you and give you her info.

[Orlando Irish]

I dreamed of a meet up with Ashley / Mystical the other day. It has been awhile since seeing her, but she has not lost her step at all. We started right off where we left our last meeting. You can see my previous reviews on her. Excellent provider with tons of great reviews on here from me and others. Anyone new that is seeking a mature MILF that is the definition of GFE. Without having to be asked, give her a call. Very highly recommended. She also set me up with an appointment with her friend, Parker. See next review for info on that.

[Admin2]

I am NOT taking a side in this. Vino didn't break any rules in his post, he implied something, but stopped short of saying it.

I will say this though, the standard of proof we require to openly say what he is implying requires a conviction, not a charge of what in some states is called aggravated prostitution as well as other names. Something that some local DA's do is to charge chicks with the higher count and then later it's dismissed because they had never been tested. That way they can justify the draconian prostitution laws by pointing at the data that says X number of women were charged with this even though few, usually very few, were convicted. That's why we want to see a link to a conviction.

Again, I'm not taking a stand, I have no fucking idea what is going on here, Vino didn't break the rule, that's why I didn't throw a flag. You guys all need to do as you see fit.

A2

OK guys, she's back. Let's just make it clear. Please just trust me and my eight years on the forum on this one: No. No. No. Also, no, I have never dreamed about her. I have and have always, RTFF. That's why I have never dreamed of her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...pm-35/10835802

For those of you that do not know, you can PM me or any of a number of SM's and get your answers on this girl. Again: No. No. No. You have been told.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "Sexifun" regarding the above report.

Thanks,

Admin 2

[Camera3]

Well, first of all, my office is in my home, so, technically, I was at work goofing off. Please don't tell my boss.

Second, it just took me by surprise. I couldn't get to the mute button fast enough. And her sultry voice started out by saying, "Hey, guys, Laney here. " Me about falling out of my big leather chair really was suitable for a SNL skit.

So, no, I don't blame Laney, I just think everyone needed to know the video auto played. She has fixed it and she and I have had a laugh or two about it.

All is good.

C3.

What were you thinking going on USASG with your wife in the next room? Don't think Laney is at fault.

[Jazak]

So, I was in my studio, right off the family room. Wife is in the family room working on her laptop. I am on USASG checking today's posts when I see this new ad from Laney. She is pushing her new Web site. So, I click on it, and holy shit, a video starts playing with Laney talking. It took me a few seconds to hit the mute button on the keyboard.

Just be aware before you click.

What was she thinking?

C3.

What were you thinking going on USASG with your wife in the next room? Don't think Laney is at fault.

[Vino 7373]

OK guys, she's back. Let's just make it clear. Please just trust me and my eight years on the forum on this one: No. No. No. Also, no, I have never dreamed about her. I have and have always, RTFF. That's why I have never dreamed of her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...pm-35/10835802

For those of you that do not know, you can PM me or any of a number of SM's and get your answers on this girl. Again: No. No. No. You have been told.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "Sexifun" regarding the above report.

I was arrested in polk county and falsely accused of criminal transmission of hiv [my driver provided false info to the cops] and those charges were dropped....I can provide link to polk county website to prove it ....I provide a great service and refuse to argue with guys on your forum. I would like this statement removed....they know when posting they can't post i'm positive without a health department or such link per forum rules so they post these "ominous "warnings. I did the time for the prostitution and do not have HIV and don't think i should have to continue to "pay" for a crime i didn't do. I can provide a link showing charge was dropped

Thanks,

Admin 2

[TopGun80]

Wood love to see her.

[XBacon]

I'd love to try this out. Anyone tried before?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...al-22/10874536

Googled number she's either traveling with the circus or touring the US.