MotorCity Mayhem

**Pawg Hunter** · 08-03-14 13:56

Originally Posted by LimpBiscuit [View Original Post]

Exactly what I was thinking.

I can't tell if you guys are insinuating that she's not real because plenty of people have confirmed she is including myself. Her ads are written kinda wacky but I respect that she writes something new every time and updates pics & vids. Most copy and paste the same damn ad for years.

**PoppnU** · 08-03-14 13:52

Originally Posted by Trugrit [View Original Post]

She keeps reminding me of why she's my favorite. I've already talked about my adventures with my master pawg selena so I wouldn't beat a dead horse. But she's got another one now. Jessica bangz!

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...gz-25/16615876

Theyre in Madison heights & selena assured me I'd enjoy myself. Had jessica & luscious, great attitudes, good price. I wouldn't have known they were together if I didn't recognize selena in one of the pics. They've got seperated ads http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...it-21/16615355.

Stay safe & for the guys who see these chicks. Your welcome inbox me 2 let me know how it works out.

All the posts from this person seem to about the same person. Plus I tend to stay away from high volume providers. This one seems like it.

**MiBadBoy** · 08-03-14 11:43

Originally Posted by LimpBiscuit [View Original Post]

How would you have a picture of a girl who works a strip club, but not know which club?

Did you not see her in the club?

Did you get Extras, as she is pretty damn hot?

I almost dated her but she lives 45 min from me and for other reasons I decided not to hang out with her. I do not know what club she's at but I'm assuming it's on the east side of the state. I have no clue if she does extras or not.

**LimpBiscuit** · 08-03-14 10:43

Originally Posted by Sleeper1 [View Original Post]

Infomercial from provider. Stay away from this one.

Exactly what I was thinking.

**LimpBiscuit** · 08-03-14 10:35

Originally Posted by MiBadBoy [View Original Post]

Does anyone know which club this girl works at and does she provide extras? Attachment 336369.

Her name is Miranda.

How would you have a picture of a girl who works a strip club, but not know which club?

Did you not see her in the club?

Did you get Extras, as she is pretty damn hot?

**Sleeper1** · 08-03-14 10:34

Originally Posted by Trugrit [View Original Post]

She keeps reminding me of why she's my favorite. I've already talked about my adventures with my master pawg selena so I wouldn't beat a dead horse. But she's got another one now. Jessica bangz!

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...gz-25/16615876

Theyre in Madison heights & selena assured me I'd enjoy myself. Had jessica & luscious, great attitudes, good price. I wouldn't have known they were together if I didn't recognize selena in one of the pics. They've got seperated ads http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...it-21/16615355.

Stay safe & for the guys who see these chicks. Your welcome inbox me 2 let me know how it works out.

Infomercial from provider. Stay away from this one.

**Trugrit** · 08-01-14 01:29

Originally Posted by Sleeper1 [View Original Post]

Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.

No idea who ehibition313 is but most of my reviews here are about selena & the 5 chicks she has had with her. Dude you can be mad about the new dude in love if you want but that chick is the truth! She'll bring friends & none of them have been a bit of drama. Boycotting her & the grab bag she brings every weekend will just hurt some poor dude who would have seen her but could be sent elsewhere, maybe even 2 the cops cause you don't like her good reviews. My inbox is full of thank you's & counter referralls from others who have seen her. I've seen a couple of the counter referralls & still haven't had a better experience than the foursome I had with her & her girls. http://posting.detroit.backpage.com/...74a176375e10c4.

If you like pawgs check her out. I know 5 members who have seen her! Pay attention 2 the message & not the messenger!

**LimpBiscuit** · 07-31-14 07:25

Originally Posted by LimpBiscuit [View Original Post]

High School, isn't there an age limit to this board?

Here, maybe this step by step guide will help you understand what's going on here with Denotation, Connotation, Metaphor vs. Allegory vs. Symbol

http://prezi.com/2vppjuu2talu/denota...ory-vs-symbol/

The post you took literally was intended to fall between a metaphor and an allegory.

(hint: He wasn't really saying the other guy was in high school, he was insulting him by comparing him to a high school student because his spelling is bad that also has a crush on a male gym teacher, thereby assailing the other members masculinity and intelligence here on a pussy board.)

You're welcome,

A2

Sorry, but I didn't take anything Literally, it was suppose to be a Joke about High School.

**Admin2** · 07-30-14 01:48

Originally Posted by StarFish [View Original Post]

And maybe this YouTube video will help you understand sarcasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBztjzDr0fM

I'm not sure you understand what the word sarcasm means, let me break it down for you as well;.

Sarcasm: "the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. ".

Irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

His post was Sophomoric: "referring to juvenile, puerile, and base comedy that would normally be expected from an adolescent. ".

As is most of your material here. Though your posts in the threads are good.

Nice try though.

A2.

**LimpBiscuit** · 07-29-14 06:53

Originally Posted by Tongue [View Original Post]

What will we do when high school starts back up and you'll be busy with homework? Do me a favor and brush up on your spelling and try not to fuck the gym teacher. He's not your type.

High School, isn't there an age limit to this board?

Here, maybe this step by step guide will help you understand what's going on here with Denotation, Connotation, Metaphor vs. Allegory vs. Symbol

http://prezi.com/2vppjuu2talu/denota...ory-vs-symbol/

The post you took literally was intended to fall between a metaphor and an allegory.

(hint: He wasn't really saying the other guy was in high school, he was insulting him by comparing him to a high school student because his spelling is bad that also has a crush on a male gym teacher, thereby assailing the other members masculinity and intelligence here on a pussy board.)

You're welcome,

A2

**Tongue** · 07-28-14 22:34

Originally Posted by SmoothDriver [View Original Post]

AWE sorry TONGUE up MARIO13,s azz if your offended, go suck a dick you cryazz yuppie snitch.

What will we do when high school starts back up and you'll be busy with homework? Do me a favor and brush up on your spelling and try not to fuck the gym teacher. He's not your type.

**Mike27L** · 07-28-14 14:18

When you post the following in a PM:

"Mike,

Does she look like the crypt keeper?

I am interested in under the raider types, not high volume, and do like them skinny but thru experience at that age and skinny could look scary. ".

This is a girl I am trying to help out, and you are not the type of person that I would want to put in touch with her. Good luck with all your $20 SW girls.

Mike.

Originally Posted by Joehpp [View Original Post]

I would also be happy to help out but you have not responded to the pm, why bother to post this and then not respond?

**Tongue** · 07-27-14 18:46

Originally Posted by Marino13 [View Original Post]

Picked up SmoothDriver today on the Chene stroll, WSW 350 lbs, bald and no teeth. Not another SW in sight so I said what the fuck. Sucked my dick like a champ, swallowing all the evidence. Try to pay but SD insisted I keep my 20. Best BJ I ever had, will repeat until the fat pig stops sucking dick for free. Can be found at the dumpster behind the burger king at van dye and mack.

Was he driving a grand am? Are you sure it wasn't McDonalds? (for those of you who remember the reference).

**SmoothDriver** · 07-27-14 18:46

Originally Posted by Tongue [View Original Post]

Let's see, you covered homosexuality, incest, Italian Slur, and (I know I'm stretching this, but it's my post) Violence against another member.

Wait for it. Still not banned.

AWE sorry TONGUE up MARIO13,s azz if your offended, go suck a dick you cryazz yuppie snitch.

**Tongue** · 07-27-14 18:34

Originally Posted by SmoothDriver [View Original Post]

Was walking down 23 mile seen this halfy (ital. And splip) 350 lb Wap with flies around its head smellin like pizza walking with a older guy that could be his twin if he was 30 years older. The young short and fat one named Mario 13 (Whats a matter for you) said I could have both him and his inbred Dad for 2 slices of pizza and a cannoli. Oldman kept telling Mario to save some of that head for hs little brother. I puked then backhanded both for bringing flies around and smelling like old cheese. I would rec. Both these waps to Star Fish they would make a great 3 some.

Let's see, you covered homosexuality, incest, Italian Slur, and (I know I'm stretching this, but it's my post) Violence against another member.

Wait for it. Still not banned.

You are correct on the hate speech and correct that the violence against other member was a stretch, I found that part allegorical and the ""backhanded both" a literary device and not an actual threat.

Apologies to the board, I don't read the posts on this thread very closely.

A2