MotorCity Mayhem

**LandscapeGuy01** · 07-27-14 15:20

Originally Posted by Sleeper1 [View Original Post]

Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.

No disrespect intended.

I can kinda back up Selena. She usually is with a friend or 2, I went to see but she was just a little too big for my taste so I picked one of the friends. However, Selena was quite nice while she was in the room and was even still polite and kind after I picked a friend over her (when I asked for her on the phone).

I'm not sure If its advertisement or not, but he has reviewed a decent number of others so I'm leaning to not. I just think its his favorite. Everyone has their favorite.

Just my 2 cents worth.

**SmoothDriver** · 07-26-14 21:20

Was walking down 23 mile seen this[Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin] 350 lb[Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin] with flies around its head smellin like pizza walking with a older guy that could be his twin if he was 30 years older. The young short and fat one named Mario 13[Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin] said I could have both him and his inbred Dad for 2 slices of pizza and a cannoli. Oldman kept telling Mario to save some of that head for hs little brother. I puked then backhanded both for bringing flies around and smelling like old cheese. I would rec. Both these waps to Star Fish they would make a great 3 some.[Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin]

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**Sleeper1** · 07-25-14 21:27

Originally Posted by Exhibition313 [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...er-21/16536657

I've wasted too much time with girls like that. To take to many chances. That's why I have stuck with Selena since we met. I'm really happy forum because I don't have to waste more time and money on girls like that. I think Selena has her friends with her because its the weekend. Of you like pawgs I suggest you check her out. Thank you pawg hunter for saving me a trip and money, because that one was on my radar.

Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.

**Marino13** · 07-25-14 21:03

Picked up SmoothDriver today on the Chene stroll, WSW 350 lbs, bald and no teeth. Not another SW in sight so I said what the fuck. Sucked my dick like a champ, swallowing all the evidence. Try to pay but SD insisted I keep my 20. Best BJ I ever had, will repeat until the fat pig stops sucking dick for free. Can be found at the dumpster behind the burger king at van dye and mack.

**Roxtar1011** · 07-25-14 19:27

Originally Posted by LimpBiscuit [View Original Post]

About time to get the Popcorn and watch the Show. LOL.

I love this thread. Thanks for starting it A2! (yes, I'll wipe A2's load off my chin or whatever childish insult someone was going to respond with).

**LimpBiscuit** · 07-25-14 15:56

About time to get the Popcorn and watch the Show. LOL.

**Exhibition313** · 07-25-14 08:12

Originally Posted by PawgHunter [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...20-23/16492646
Saw lexa for the 2nd and it'll be the last. The first time I saw her it was ok but this time she smelled like shit! My fav position is doggy but she smelled so bad that I had to turn by head and couldn't see the view. She has a big booty but is kinda big all over. Weird stomach, maybe baby damage. Overall she's nice but seems out of it, a mix of booze and weed most likely. Save your time, there are better pawgs in the area.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...er-21/16536657

I've wasted too much time with girls like that. To take to many chances. That's why I have stuck with Selena since we met. I'm really happy forum because I don't have to waste more time and money on girls like that. I think Selena has her friends with her because its the weekend. Of you like pawgs I suggest you check her out. Thank you pawg hunter for saving me a trip and money, because that one was on my radar.

**SmoothDriver** · 07-25-14 07:40

Originally Posted by StarFish [View Original Post]

When I first read this post I thought WTF, is this guy 14. What man takes another mans burn and recycles it the very next day. Then it hit me, the "Cass Ave" reference. SmoothDriver I had no idea you're a Milkshake (elderly person) so I just can't fight with you. I will give you one last, now go get your fucking shine-box and let you have the last dick sucking word.

I shine shoes? Good come back Star Fish The Tranny. I did not know I was talking to the original Star Fish the Tranny? Hey Star Fish go out on Cass Ave and troll for some more guys so you can do your famous cum swallowing act, take care fruitcup and try to wipe the jizz off your chin.

**Joehpp** · 07-25-14 07:00

Originally Posted by Mike27L [View Original Post]

Hey guys!

I have a UTR chick in Westland that is in need of some cash. She is about 40, blond, a cup, very slim. I have seen her a couple of times for a fantastic BJ. She doesn't post anywhere, and has only seen a few guys like this. If you are a trusted senior, and want to give her a try, send me a PM.

Mike.

I would also be happy to help out but you have not responded to the pm, why bother to post this and then not respond?

**Marino13** · 07-24-14 19:24

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Seriously, that was posting in this thread you douchebag, do you need remedial reading classes to understand the rules here? With the shit you post you're going to whine over stfu? You guys never fail to entertain. Put your big girl panties on.

Right, I should have said "Don't post in the classifieds you fucking asshole" and then been like "What? What was argumentative about that?"

Seriously you guys don't have anything better to do than chase my posts across the forum? It's a good thing we have the No Gay Lesbian thing or I'd be a little worried about how obsessed some of you guys are. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disappoint some of my stalkers, I'm all about the Latinas fellas. But please, keep searching for my posts, the rest of us will be checking out the pussy.

Oh this will really piss some of you off, Jax just gave me a HUGE fucking raise because he thinks I'm doing a great job. All metrics on the forum are up since I started moderating it. Post count, engagement, advertising, new members (though some of those are your alts here so I probably shouldn't count them) members transitioning to seniors (yeah I know they don't post anything worthwhile, blah blah blah) We are in the middle of launching the new classified site, it's just going fucking great with us. Glad you could be a part of it.

John Wise, personal shout out. You brother are indeed missed on this forum. I still owe you for that solid you did us. A2 pays his debts, PM me and tell me what I got to do to make it right.

My big girl panties are up John Wise ' s ass, why don't you please pull them out while you're kissing his ass!!

**ElevenCharlie** · 07-24-14 07:27

Originally Posted by Fuji31 [View Original Post]

Hey Charlie, instead of blowing A2, you should make a post of your experiences with the girls you see. Your posts only ask questions. Like "what are bolt ons". Go see a girl and review her. That's why everyone is so pissed off here. If you see a girl, tell us. If you don't, then keep jerking off to the stories you read on here, but keep your mouth shut.

So I as for clarification on a term not in the abbreviation tab, and that is wrong, since it isn't 100% review or advice. Yet your recent activity is very little in the contribution side, but that is ok, because you are a senior? Oh, excuse me almighty senior. I bow to your infinite wisdom and grace. I am nothing but scum to your magnanimous self. Please forgive my stupidity, while I crawl back into my hole.

**ElevenCharlie** · 07-23-14 18:52

I love reading the drama in here. Every time A2 post a completely logical explanation here, everyone either misinterpret the point that is being made or tries to point to examples where said explanation was not enforced. Do you guys get paid for telling A2 how to do his job or point out how he is not doing his job? Because he is getting paid to laugh at your asshattery.

**Member #4530** · 07-23-14 01:06

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

Right, I should have said "Don't post in the classifieds you fucking asshole" and then been like "What? What was argumentative about that.

Yeah THATS what he said. Just like the rtff posts that you bitched about. Most did not call people fucking lazy morons although it might have been implied. Just expressed frustration at people who would join a forum and just start asking shit without even reading. Or even worse when someone would repeatedly ask for intel without reading to see if anything had been said. Great example you used above. Maybe that's part of the problem. You don't read either. But that's okay because you are great the site is exploding everybody is getting pussy. Why can't everyone just get along? Oh I know because I actually do rtff.

**Admin2** · 07-23-14 00:18

Originally Posted by Marino13 [View Original Post]

And this is not argumentative a2?

Seriously, that was posting in this thread you douchebag, do you need remedial reading classes to understand the rules here? With the shit you post you're going to whine over stfu? You guys never fail to entertain. Put your big girl panties on.

Originally Posted by Msktr [View Original Post]

In the escort classified thread.

"Troy business.

Don't post in the classifieds.

A2".

Am I getting too sensitive or did that seem cold and harsh? How about " Hi troy biz guy. This thread is for escorts to advertise in. Hence the name escort classified ads...no reviews or commentary. Please post this in the proper thread in the future. Thank you and have a nice day".

That way his feelings wouldn't get hurt and everybody wins. See starfish even a2 has a bad day sometimes. Kumbaya m'lord kumbaya.

Right, I should have said "Don't post in the classifieds you fucking asshole" and then been like "What? What was argumentative about that?"

Seriously you guys don't have anything better to do than chase my posts across the forum? It's a good thing we have the No Gay Lesbian thing or I'd be a little worried about how obsessed some of you guys are. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disappoint some of my stalkers, I'm all about the Latinas fellas. But please, keep searching for my posts, the rest of us will be checking out the pussy.

Oh this will really piss some of you off, Jax just gave me a HUGE fucking raise because he thinks I'm doing a great job. All metrics on the forum are up since I started moderating it. Post count, engagement, advertising, new members (though some of those are your alts here so I probably shouldn't count them) members transitioning to seniors (yeah I know they don't post anything worthwhile, blah blah blah) We are in the middle of launching the new classified site, it's just going fucking great with us. Glad you could be a part of it.

John Wise, personal shout out. You brother are indeed missed on this forum. I still owe you for that solid you did us. A2 pays his debts, PM me and tell me what I got to do to make it right.

**Member #4530** · 07-22-14 22:53

In the escort classified thread.

"Troy business.

Don't post in the classifieds.

A2".

Am I getting too sensitive or did that seem cold and harsh? How about " Hi troy biz guy. This thread is for escorts to advertise in. Hence the name escort classified ads...no reviews or commentary. Please post this in the proper thread in the future. Thank you and have a nice day".

That way his feelings wouldn't get hurt and everybody wins. See starfish even a2 has a bad day sometimes. Kumbaya m'lord kumbaya.