Strip Club Reports

[Elwood88]

Bit of a late report, but hit up Venus a few weeks ago, after reading a couple of nice reports about the place. Unfortunately, I did not have the same experience. Where to begin.

First, went on a Tuesday night. This is obviously not the night to go here. Paid. 02 to park, and. 06 at door. Small room, smokey, the usual. Only three dancers and maybe 8-10 customers. All the dancers were on the larger side. Not my thing, but hey who cares when your balls are on her chin. One highlight was that I could get a pint of PBR for. 04. This and the fact it was delivered by the most attractive girl in the building. The waitress would be the highlight of the visit.

Big girl #1 came over and introduced herself as Amber and also her real name which I don't recall. At this point I was still hoping that there were still one or two dancers hiding somewhere that I hadn't seen yet, so we chatted for a bit and I politely asked her to check in with me later. Big girl #2 came over a moment later and started to chat for quite a while before flopping her tits out and asking what kind of dance I liked. As it was getting late, my beer was on its last legs, and I didn't want another, I told her I'd go for a no count BBBJ for. 6. She took some convincing to do no cover, but eventually accepted, I paid the man. 05 and we went back. Not a whole lot of privacy back there, just wide open booths. She picked the one that faced back so no one could just peek in. So out comes junior and she starts with the warm up HJ with lots of spitting which I am not really a fan of. But whatever. So after the warm up, she continues with the warm up, and follows that up with more warm up. At this point it's becoming evident that she's doing her best to finish me with her hand. All the while being very nice with the size compliments and saying that me might just have give me her #, just not what I recall discussing. So I let her go on for a while, before informing her that it's going to take more and that she might consider starting with the sucking part of the BJ. In response she breaks contract and says only with a cover. Fine. Whatever. At this point lets get it over with. Except that she has to go buy one from the machine and needs the money to pay her way out of VIP. Jesus. Against my better judgement, I give her the. 06 and wait there with my pants below my knees while she goes off to the latex dispensary. Before she gets back, the very large bearded dude to whom I gave the cover comes around the corner with a flashlight looking under cushions. I can barely get my pants above my knees and lean forward a bit to try and cling to any shred of dignity I thought I might have still had left before he shines me and asks if she is coming back. I say "I sure hope so". He finishes up his search and moves on seemingly un-phased.

In the end, Jessie returned, managed to somehow cover my now flopping spaghetti noodle, and finish the job. I'm pretty sure she got in trouble too. She asked me to disposed of the evidence because they'd search her for it. Though when you find a naked dude in your strip club I'm pretty sure you don't need to find a rubber know what kind dance your girl was giving. Needless to say, not a repeat for me.

[Jules Jordan]

There were 14 dancers (six 7's and the rest were 6's or below with a 30/70 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived. Familiar dancers were Bell, Brooke, Kelsey, Loca, Magic, Sapphire, and Vaida from BT's. Shortly after receiving my beer I was quickly approached by at least half of the dancers there within 15 minutes. Some of the dancers came back 2 or 3 times but I was holding out for Vaida (21 years old, white, brunette, 5'7" and about 125 lbs, Bcup tits, various body tats, a party girl). A doable 25 year old white curvy brunette named Mallory offered me BBBJ w / CFS for $. 1. I told Mallory to come back and see me after the Tigers game was over, she was my backup plan. Vaida was hanging out with a regular and when she was walking back from the ladies room I approached her and struck up a conversation, sorry dude. After a few minutes of small talk Vaida tried to work me for a drink but I told her that I only had enough money for a VIP trip. Also, Vaida has a raspy voice and she's an odd girl that's all over the map. We ended up agreeing on no song count CBJ and CFS for $. 2. She asked me for the money before we went to the VIP so I showed her that I had the funds and she was content.

In the VIP we started out with LFK then she gave me a decent warm up dance with some titty sucking, she smelled really good. Vaida stripped down and then I performed some FIV but she wasn't a fan. She told me to cover up before she would suck it but I asked her to give me a HJ first to get me going. When I became fully erect she covered me up and then provided a mediocre CBJ, she played with my boys while she was sucking. Next, I told her that I wanted to start with K9. Before we started she told me that I better finish in K9 which was lame and made things feel rushed. In K9 I pounded her hard, she was vocal and her legs shook some when she climaxed. Also, her giner was soaking wet. After a few minutes in K9 she used her legs to slow me down. We switched to CG and she was somewhat lazy at first. However, after a few minutes of action she rode me hard and during the action I rubbed her clit. I could feel her legs shaking again when she climaxed and she grabbed onto me tight then we did a slew of DFK. Eventually I let loose in CG and she kept riding me for another minute or two.

To summarize, Vaida is a decent looking party girl that provided a somewhat rushed session and her overall performance was inconsistent. Therefore, I probably wouldn't repeat with her.

[Parterre]

Entertained by all the commentary about Rain's great VIPs, I used to dance with her at another club when she was a fun, but clean dancer (yes, same dancer, someone asked if she -mentioning her "entertainer" name" was here, and it asked a girl, who confirmed). Is she now regularly at BTs? I haven't been there in a month but will be back in a heartbeat if so. Always the girl I wanted to have wider fun with, but the club rules were too strict. Any info would be appreciated. She wasn't there the last Thursday day I went about a month ago, but I had luck.

[Travelrat]

Visited Centerfolds late afternoon on Thursday: Overweight dancers not interested in working. Passed on what was offered.

Then Bogarts, same thing, some larger ladies, maybe only one to consider was Honey but not worth any of my coin.

Last, the Hot Spot which had some better looking blk dancers. For .1 dance and .1 toll fee, I had dances from two who allowed FIV and full roaming, but wouldn't do FS for less than $1 - not worth it. Will try BTs next time. TRat.

[HardOn]

Stopped into BT's Thursday evening for some fun. Hooked up with Honey, a light skinned mixed race dancer with no tats which is a rarity. Said it was her first night dancing at BT's but promised superior VIP service. Agreed on $1. 5 with no song limit and an open menu. In the booth started a warm up dance that lasted literally 10 seconds then it was down to business. Gave a wonderful soft wet BBBJ starting with a completely soft dick; I just love being sucked to hardness. Caught her breath and told me that she planned to swallow the load. That was good news since I had built up a huge nut for about 5 days. Did some really outstanding DT with really excellent head stimulation. She needed help holding back her hair. Since she did not have a hair band I helped with my hands doing some great skull fucking. I gave a warning when I was about to nut. She took my dick to full DT depth and I released a load that she completely consumed. Another good time at BT's.

[SlackerFreak]

To summarize, Chloe is a nice pretty girl that provided an outstanding unrushed GFE.

Haven't had the pleasure as of yet, but she's definitely on my to-do list. She is very pretty with a smoking body; on many nights she's arguably the best built babe in the house. My only complaint, purely personal, is the number of tats. Quite a few too many for my taste. But still. THAT body. Nice. Very nice.

The one time she sat next to me before going on stage, she did seem very quite and distant. During her stage set, the guy behind me tipped her so she went to him after she finished her set. Next time.

[LuvtheLife]

There were 14 dancers (six 8's, seven 7's, one 6 with a 30/70 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived. They had 4 dancers on the stages at a time with only 14 dancers there and I could tell that the dancers were getting tired of being on stage every 45 minutes. Also, most of the dancers didn't circulate they just went back to the dressing room after their set. I hung out for an hour and was only approached by one dancer (I typically don't tip dancers while they are on stage) so I asked my waitress if she could have her hot dancer friend join me. The dancer was Chloe (24 years old, white, black shoulder length hair, nice body with some curves and Ccup tits, body tats). Chloe was just a tad distant at first but she warmed up quickly after a few minutes of conversation and she turned out to be a nice girl. After her stage set Chloe and I decided on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 3. She freshened up in the ladies room before we hit the VIP.

In the VIP we started out with a slew of DFK and then I sucked on her tits. Her BJ skills were excellent with licking the top, DT, BLS, and eye contact. No teeth issues. Before going in I suited up then performed FIV. K9 was first, I worked her hard and she squirted on me some while I was railing her. Also, the view of her nice ass bent over was priceless. Next we switched to CG, she was vocal and energetic. A few songs into CG I asked her if she wanted to give me a CIMWS and she agreed. She climbed off removed the cover then did BBBJ until I let loose and she swallowed it all.

To summarize, Chloe is a nice pretty girl that provided an outstanding unrushed GFE.

Thanks for the write up, I will be rolling in Monday evening and was thinking about BT's again. It is getting where the only two places I go are the Toy Chest and BT's. Both are close to where I stay and the other clubs are much harder on my wallet when I want to play. I really like the tight bodies blonde at BT's on day shift, her looks would make you think she is a *****, but she is super nice, can't think of her name.

[Jules Jordan]

There were 14 dancers (six 8's, seven 7's, one 6 with a 30/70 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived. They had 4 dancers on the stages at a time with only 14 dancers there and I could tell that the dancers were getting tired of being on stage every 45 minutes. Also, most of the dancers didn't circulate they just went back to the dressing room after their set. I hung out for an hour and was only approached by one dancer (I typically don't tip dancers while they are on stage) so I asked my waitress if she could have her hot dancer friend join me. The dancer was Chloe (24 years old, white, black shoulder length hair, nice body with some curves and Ccup tits, body tats). Chloe was just a tad distant at first but she warmed up quickly after a few minutes of conversation and she turned out to be a nice girl. After her stage set Chloe and I decided on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 3. She freshened up in the ladies room before we hit the VIP.

In the VIP we started out with a slew of DFK and then I sucked on her tits. Her BJ skills were excellent with licking the top, DT, BLS, and eye contact. No teeth issues. Before going in I suited up then performed FIV. K9 was first, I worked her hard and she squirted on me some while I was railing her. Also, the view of her nice ass bent over was priceless. Next we switched to CG, she was vocal and energetic. A few songs into CG I asked her if she wanted to give me a CIMWS and she agreed. She climbed off removed the cover then did BBBJ until I let loose and she swallowed it all.

To summarize, Chloe is a nice pretty girl that provided an outstanding unrushed GFE.

[Big Puff Daddy]

OK. I remember in the 70's 80's there was a magazine called 'Penthouse Forum' (there may still be. Not important). A good deal of the articles seemed to start 'I never thought it would happen to me but. '. Well, I am going to say 'I never thought it would happen to me and I kinda wish it didn't'. After striking out at Landing Strip (girl wanted way too much $$) I headed over to BT's to see what was happening there. It was Friday afternoon, around 4:30 when I arrived. The place was populated, but I wouldn't call it 'busy'. There were a number of 5's, 6's and 7's. Noone really stuck out for me, but I thought that Rain had, by far the best body of the bunch. She is a short AA with a great set of naturals and a tight package.

She ended up coming over and we chatted for a bit. She's a smoker, which is not my thing, and I am not usually interested in AA's. She asked what I was into and I asked her what was on the menu. She said 'pretty much anything' which she clarified as 'except anal of course'. Fair enough. She quoted $$ for FS. I asked for $5 and we ended up at $8. So back we go.

She starts with a little dancing and then has me assume the ready position. She then asks if I want her to go down. Yes please. She proceeds to give me one of the best bbbjs I have had. Bar none. Sloppy though. I mean. Really sloppy. She gagged a couple of times, but continued like a champ.

The the wrapper, (which she made a bit of a show of getting a bigger one, padding my ego) and a intense cg session that I wish I could have extended. But alas I was done.

Everything was really great and I was happy. Until I pulled my pants up. My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

LONG shower, washer on sanitize and now I am left to parse the enjoyable memory tainted by such an unexpected and unsettling suprise. When she said her name was Rain I never expected for her to pour her guts out. Literally.

Did you leave your boxers on when you were fucking her or something? She is a squirter as others on here have said. Maybe she squirted on you? I've had 2 or 3 incredible sessions with Rain. I think she has given me the best BBBJ of my life each time. She seems to love to fuck, or is a good actress-LOL.

[Big Puff Daddy]

What club is it based on?

Mostly it takes place in the Coliseum. But one episode showed Allen taking a blind date to the Penthouse Club. And the latest episode showed one of the characters on the show having a bachelor party at Flight Club. Allen owns all 3 so I'm sure he wanted to show all of them at least once in the 10 show series.

[Member #4530]

Welcome to Rain's fan club. So, she puked a little in your shorts, huh? Nice. I think it means she likes you! LOL.

LOL. That and the cold nose. Oh wait that just means she is healthy.

[HeywoodJablomi]

She is a short AA with a great set of naturals and a tight package.

...She proceeds to give me one of the best bbbjs I have had. Bar none. Sloppy though. I mean. Really sloppy. She gagged a couple of times, but continued like a champ.

The the wrapper, (which she made a bit of a show of getting a bigger one, padding my ego) and a intense cg session that I wish I could have extended. But alas I was done.

Everything was really great and I was happy. Until I pulled my pants up. My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

LONG shower, washer on sanitize and now I am left to parse the enjoyable memory tainted by such an unexpected and unsettling suprise. When she said her name was Rain I never expected for her to pour her guts out. Literally.

Welcome to Rain's fan club. So, she puked a little in your shorts, huh? Nice. I think it means she likes you! LOL.

[Member #4934]

... My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

Great Report, Darmoire! Yes, Rain is a well known squirter. I actually have tossed two different T-Shirts (2 different visits) in the men's room trash after VIP sessions with her. She seems healthy, but it's hard to get her smell off of you. I think you did the right thing afterwards! LOL.

[Jooop]

I find it hit or miss in the last year. More miss. I like Sunny. She works days.

I have been lucky a few times like Rain works days.

[Jules Jordan]

After hitting the All American / Michigan Ave Cruise I stopped by Hanks North for alittle fun. There were 12 dancers (five 7's, the rest were 6's or below with a 50/50 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived. After receiving my beer I was quickly approached by Magic and then Brooke. However, Bell (29 years old, white, blonde, slender build with some baby damage, Bcup tits, body tats) was the only dancer that I was interested in and she was smiling at me during her stage set. This Bell (slender blonde) is not the same Bell (curvy brunette) that danced at BT's and then Toy Chest. After chatting with her regular Bell (slender blonde) stopped by for some small talk. She had wild eyes and I could easily tell after a few minutes of conversation that I was in for a great time this evening. We ended up agreeing on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 2. Bell freshened up in the ladies room before we headed to the VIP.

In the VIP she stripped down then we made out like crazy. I sucked on her tits then performed FIV, her giner had no noticeable scent. She squirted some during FIV which was hot. Her BJ skills were good with a mixture of licking the top and DT, no teeth issues. I covered up then we started with K9, she was energetic and vocal. We switched to CG and she again was energetic and vocal. When she climaxed she grabbed onto me tight and then she kissed me. Eventually she climbed off and removed the cover then performed BBBJ until I let loose but unfortunately she spit it out into the corner of the booth. Afterwards, she asked for a. 2 tip for the CIM finish but I only gave her a. 1 tip.

Overall, Bell isn't smoking hot but she does have a very sexy way about her and ultimately she provided an excellent unrushed GFE.