Strip Club Reports

**HeywoodJablomi** · 07-14-14 21:55

Originally Posted by Darmoire [View Original Post]

She is a short AA with a great set of naturals and a tight package.

...She proceeds to give me one of the best bbbjs I have had. Bar none. Sloppy though. I mean. Really sloppy. She gagged a couple of times, but continued like a champ.

The the wrapper, (which she made a bit of a show of getting a bigger one, padding my ego) and a intense cg session that I wish I could have extended. But alas I was done.

Everything was really great and I was happy. Until I pulled my pants up. My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

LONG shower, washer on sanitize and now I am left to parse the enjoyable memory tainted by such an unexpected and unsettling suprise. When she said her name was Rain I never expected for her to pour her guts out. Literally.

Welcome to Rain's fan club. So, she puked a little in your shorts, huh? Nice. I think it means she likes you! LOL.

**Member #4934** · 07-14-14 10:47

Originally Posted by Darmoire [View Original Post]

... My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

Great Report, Darmoire! Yes, Rain is a well known squirter. I actually have tossed two different T-Shirts (2 different visits) in the men's room trash after VIP sessions with her. She seems healthy, but it's hard to get her smell off of you. I think you did the right thing afterwards! LOL.

**Jooop** · 07-13-14 04:01

Originally Posted by Bearyc [View Original Post]

I find it hit or miss in the last year. More miss. I like Sunny. She works days.

I have been lucky a few times like Rain works days.

**Jules Jordan** · 07-13-14 00:25

After hitting the All American / Michigan Ave Cruise I stopped by Hanks North for alittle fun. There were 12 dancers (five 7's, the rest were 6's or below with a 50/50 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 25 customers when I arrived. After receiving my beer I was quickly approached by Magic and then Brooke. However, Bell (29 years old, white, blonde, slender build with some baby damage, Bcup tits, body tats) was the only dancer that I was interested in and she was smiling at me during her stage set. This Bell (slender blonde) is not the same Bell (curvy brunette) that danced at BT's and then Toy Chest. After chatting with her regular Bell (slender blonde) stopped by for some small talk. She had wild eyes and I could easily tell after a few minutes of conversation that I was in for a great time this evening. We ended up agreeing on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 2. Bell freshened up in the ladies room before we headed to the VIP.

In the VIP she stripped down then we made out like crazy. I sucked on her tits then performed FIV, her giner had no noticeable scent. She squirted some during FIV which was hot. Her BJ skills were good with a mixture of licking the top and DT, no teeth issues. I covered up then we started with K9, she was energetic and vocal. We switched to CG and she again was energetic and vocal. When she climaxed she grabbed onto me tight and then she kissed me. Eventually she climbed off and removed the cover then performed BBBJ until I let loose but unfortunately she spit it out into the corner of the booth. Afterwards, she asked for a. 2 tip for the CIM finish but I only gave her a. 1 tip.

Overall, Bell isn't smoking hot but she does have a very sexy way about her and ultimately she provided an excellent unrushed GFE.

**In Duh Know** · 07-12-14 09:11

Originally Posted by Bearyc [View Original Post]

Can't even imagine you will get special treatment. More possible they will want special treatment.

I've gotten special treatment from most of them (Ryder, Emily, Kori). One even lived with me for awhile. Just because these girls are hot doesn't mean they don't get just as horny as everyone else.

**Emilio Largo** · 07-12-14 07:58

Originally Posted by Darmoire [View Original Post]

OK. I remember in the 70's 80's there was a magazine called 'Penthouse Forum' (there may still be. Not important). A good deal of the articles seemed to start 'I never thought it would happen to me but. '. Well, I am going to say 'I never thought it would happen to me and I kinda wish it didn't'. After striking out at Landing Strip (girl wanted way too much $$) I headed over to BT's to see what was happening there. It was Friday afternoon, around 4:30 when I arrived. The place was populated, but I wouldn't call it 'busy'. There were a number of 5's, 6's and 7's. Noone really stuck out for me, but I thought that Rain had, by far the best body of the bunch. She is a short AA with a great set of naturals and a tight package.

* * *

Everything was really great and I was happy. Until I pulled my pants up. My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

LONG shower, washer on sanitize and now I am left to parse the enjoyable memory tainted by such an unexpected and unsettling suprise. When she said her name was Rain I never expected for her to pour her guts out. Literally.

I long time ago, I stopped by at Deja Vu in Saginaw after a business appointment and got some dances from one of their dancers. When I get back to the office, I sat down and noticed a brown streak on my suit pants. I then realized that the dancer had not completely wiped herself clean after taking her dump prior to meeting me. Thankfully, I didn't have any meetings that day so I just checked out of the office the rest of the day and went home to change and took the suit to the dry cleaner post haste.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 07-11-14 20:12

I recently hit BTs right after they opened on a Sunday. I was immediately approached by Kyra, a tight-bodied little spinner, with A-cups, no kids, and no tats. Her face is kind of cute. Not gorgeous, but cute. And she can carry on an intelligent conversation, if you're into that. We agreed to CBJ and CFS for 120. In the VIP we started with DFK, followed by more DFK, and then more DFK. This chick loves to make out. She stripped down and I played with her tight little shaved kitty. It looked great and it was the fresh start of a new day, so I asked if I could lick it, even though we hadn't prenegotiated this. She was wet and vocal during standing DATY. Then she gave me CBJ for a bit, which was ok, and then climbed on for CG, which was great. She was very tight and shallow at first, but seemed to open up and go deeper as we went at it, with more DFK, and sucking on her little titties. I thought about turning her around to finish k9, but the CG felt great so I grabbed her ass hard and drove her into me until completion. Nice session. Paid 140 total.

**HeywoodJablomi** · 07-11-14 20:01

This report is a little overdue. I recently stopped into the Centerfold Lounge right after the place opened. The girls were just getting ready. There were a couple of blonde BBWs, a tall 40-something, a slender 30-something white spinner, and two 20-something ebonies, one named Colombiana (really? There's already a Colombiana at BTs. What, are there only two dozen peeler names to choose from?) who had a nice body but was wearing way too much makeup and perfume, and another named Rocky, who I think I've met before, maybe at La Chambre. She's 25 with tattooed Cees and a great ass that you could bounce a quarter off of. She can be very down to earth and charming. She's safety conscious, so everything is covered. I took her upstairs to a private booth (20 tax to the DJ) for CBJ, RCG, and K9. I took my time, varying speeds and angles, enjoying that ass, and making some loud pounding noises for the DJ to listen to while he played one melancholy rock anthem after another. Rocky never rushed me and occasionally looked back or reached back to play with my balls while I had her bent over. She got good and wet, but otherwise didn't seem to get into it much. Total was 120. I might repeat in a pinch. But I prefer something closer to GFE.

**Darmoire** · 07-11-14 19:35

OK. I remember in the 70's 80's there was a magazine called 'Penthouse Forum' (there may still be. Not important). A good deal of the articles seemed to start 'I never thought it would happen to me but. '. Well, I am going to say 'I never thought it would happen to me and I kinda wish it didn't'. After striking out at Landing Strip (girl wanted way too much $$) I headed over to BT's to see what was happening there. It was Friday afternoon, around 4:30 when I arrived. The place was populated, but I wouldn't call it 'busy'. There were a number of 5's, 6's and 7's. Noone really stuck out for me, but I thought that Rain had, by far the best body of the bunch. She is a short AA with a great set of naturals and a tight package.

She ended up coming over and we chatted for a bit. She's a smoker, which is not my thing, and I am not usually interested in AA's. She asked what I was into and I asked her what was on the menu. She said 'pretty much anything' which she clarified as 'except anal of course'. Fair enough. She quoted $$ for FS. I asked for $5 and we ended up at $8. So back we go.

She starts with a little dancing and then has me assume the ready position. She then asks if I want her to go down. Yes please. She proceeds to give me one of the best bbbjs I have had. Bar none. Sloppy though. I mean. Really sloppy. She gagged a couple of times, but continued like a champ.

The the wrapper, (which she made a bit of a show of getting a bigger one, padding my ego) and a intense cg session that I wish I could have extended. But alas I was done.

Everything was really great and I was happy. Until I pulled my pants up. My boxers were drenched. I wasn't sure if it was saliva, squirt or something else, but they were SOAKED to the point that they wet though my pants immediately. I didn't make a big deal about it, didn't even ask and made a be-line to get my car and get to a shower. When I got home I inspected the boxers and I think that one of the gags was more than a gag. Obviously it was liquid, (no chuncks) but it was clearly. Yuck.

LONG shower, washer on sanitize and now I am left to parse the enjoyable memory tainted by such an unexpected and unsettling suprise. When she said her name was Rain I never expected for her to pour her guts out. Literally.

**Jules Jordan** · 07-11-14 17:05

There were 12 dancers (maybe one 8, five 7's, the rest were 6's or below with a 10/90 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 20 customers when I arrived. As I was walking into the bar Sky (30 years old, ebony, dark hair, 4'10" and just over a 100 lbs, Bcup tits that were somewhat saggy, some body tats) caught my attention, she said Hello and then stopped by to chat. Sky turned out to be a nice girl with a good attitude, she just started dancing two weeks ago. We decided on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 1. After her stage set she freshened up before we hit the VIP.

In the VIP Sky stripped down then she gave me a nice warm up dance. Her BJ skills were decent with licking the top but not much DT. I performed FIV then suited up. K9 was ok but alittle tough due to our height differential, however she got soaking wet quickly. We switched to CG and she was energetic and vocal. It was hot how she grabbed onto me and yelled when she climaxed. The only disappointment was that she didn't want to give me a CIM finish. After 2 or 3 songs of CG she climbed off then put her giner up against my sack and gave me a HJ finish.

Overall, Sky is a nice cute spinner that provided a decent BBBJ and energetic CFS action that were unrushed. I probably wouldn't repeat with Sky although she's worth sampling. It sounds like Fri and Sat afternoons are her schedule.

**PastMyPrime** · 07-10-14 13:01

Stopped by H8's on way back from Detroit. It was late and I wanted something close to I-75. By late I mean 1 am. Not much there and an older girl named Donna latched on to me. We agreed on a BJ, but unfortunately she wanted it covered. Lackluster at best and due to the way the room is situated, she couldn't even get on her knees and do the job. I threw some money at her for time and "effort" but would not recommend. Of note, though, her back side looks pretty well used so I am guessing she does greek in the club.

**Tomautoman** · 07-10-14 06:12

Originally Posted by JulesJordan [View Original Post]

There were 10 dancers (four 7's, the rest were 6's or below with a 40/60 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 15 customers when I arrived. The only dancer that I recognized was a mid 20's slightly curvy white brunette named Bell, she previously worked nights at BT's and then Toy Chest. I did a BBBJ w / CFS session with Bell early last year at BT's for $. 2 and it was rushed and nothing special. After getting settled in I was quickly approached by a few dancers that didn't spark my interest. Trish, an older brunette with a belly, enhanced DD's, and lots of tats was extremely upfront about her services but I decided that she wasn't for me. Heidi (23 years old, white, blonde w / lowlights, curves in the right places w / perky Bcup tits, one small tat) stopped by and we got acquainted. She was soft spoken and somewhat absent but she assured me that she likes to make her customers happy. We ended up agreeing on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 1.

In the VIP she stripped down then we felt each other up with LFK. I sucked on her tits then performed FIV, her giner was tight and had a light scent. Her BBBJ skills were solid with licking the top, DT, and BLS. Before going in I covered up then performed aggressive FIV. K9 was first and her giner was even tighter than I expected so I had to control my pacing to keep from finishing too fast. Heidi was fairly quiet in K9 and she asked me to try to keep the noise level down. We switched to CG and when she climbed on her giner clamped down on me perfectly so I was only able to last a few minutes before letting loose.

To summarize, Heidi is a decent looking girl with a tight giner that provided a solid BBBJ and average CFS action (not very energetic) which was unrushed. I wouldn't repeat with Heidi but she wasn't a bad time.

I agree Jules. Heidi is a sweet girl and just right in the thickness dept. For me. I have seen her several time over the last few years. Although I agree, she has been somewhat distant on our last conversation. I'm a sucker for the tight ginger.

**HughMyron690** · 07-08-14 20:37

Originally Posted by BigPuffDaddy [View Original Post]

I got special treatment from one of the girls who appeared briefly on the show (BBBJ & cfs). But I haven't been there since the show started airing. I got just dances from Seaira back in December or so. She said she did no extras, and her dances were pretty lame, but she has a hot body and is cute.

What club is it based on?

**Big Puff Daddy** · 07-08-14 20:36

Originally Posted by DoubleDare91 [View Original Post]

Ok I got to ask is anyone watching the topless prophet on skins max? Has anyone gotten any special treatment from any of the girls who they are spot lighting on the show? A few of the girls they are showing are smoking hot! There is one girl with small glasses oh my! Seaira

Double.

I got special treatment from one of the girls who appeared briefly on the show (BBBJ & cfs). But I haven't been there since the show started airing. I got just dances from Seaira back in December or so. She said she did no extras, and her dances were pretty lame, but she has a hot body and is cute.

**Jules Jordan** · 07-08-14 11:13

There were 10 dancers (four 7's, the rest were 6's or below with a 40/60 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 15 customers when I arrived. The only dancer that I recognized was a mid 20's slightly curvy white brunette named Bell, she previously worked nights at BT's and then Toy Chest. I did a BBBJ w / CFS session with Bell early last year at BT's for $. 2 and it was rushed and nothing special. After getting settled in I was quickly approached by a few dancers that didn't spark my interest. Trish, an older brunette with a belly, enhanced DD's, and lots of tats was extremely upfront about her services but I decided that she wasn't for me. Heidi (23 years old, white, blonde w / lowlights, curves in the right places w / perky Bcup tits, one small tat) stopped by and we got acquainted. She was soft spoken and somewhat absent but she assured me that she likes to make her customers happy. We ended up agreeing on no song count BBBJ w / CFS for $. 1.

In the VIP she stripped down then we felt each other up with LFK. I sucked on her tits then performed FIV, her giner was tight and had a light scent. Her BBBJ skills were solid with licking the top, DT, and BLS. Before going in I covered up then performed aggressive FIV. K9 was first and her giner was even tighter than I expected so I had to control my pacing to keep from finishing too fast. Heidi was fairly quiet in K9 and she asked me to try to keep the noise level down. We switched to CG and when she climbed on her giner clamped down on me perfectly so I was only able to last a few minutes before letting loose.

To summarize, Heidi is a decent looking girl with a tight giner that provided a solid BBBJ and average CFS action (not very energetic) which was unrushed. I wouldn't repeat with Heidi but she wasn't a bad time.