Massage Parlor Reports

[Exoticcar]

I seen her many times. Starting around 5 years ago. She use to be at 5600 West diversey. Some of you remember, In the alley next to the day care center. It was Andrea, Anny, A little Polish young girl. We all miss Anny. And there was Monica Chuby girl.
I went to her new place on north Harlem, It was Andrea and a tall skinny girl. Andrea was busy I took the skinny girl for A
Half hour and Andrey the other other half. ALL GOOD. 150. No way Clock watcher. She use to be realy great.
She does look realy good to me anyway.

Hmm good idea. Both for 150 not bad.

[Humpfree]

http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...=162018&page=3#Review.

So I got to the place and was met by someone other than Andrea. I thought the massage would be with Andrea but nope! I know the prices are 60 80 and 150 and have to ask if Andrea is worth it for 150? I did manage to see her briefly and she looked ok to me.

I seen her many times. Starting around 5 years ago. She use to be at 5600 West diversey. Some of you remember, In the alley next to the day care center. It was Andrea, Anny, A little Polish young girl. We all miss Anny. And there was Monica Chuby girl.
I went to her new place on north Harlem, It was Andrea and a tall skinny girl. Andrea was busy I took the skinny girl for A
Half hour and Andrey the other other half. ALL GOOD. 150. No way Clock watcher. She use to be realy great.
She does look realy good to me anyway.

[Whisper2000]

Same here. I went and walked out. I paid $80 door and $60 tip. Worst experience I've ever had. Never going back.

Me too. I thought with a mms we new from yun, the talent would be up to snuff. I went to lux seeking Bonnie. I thought she would have followed the mms to lux. I was at yun 2 weeks ago and asked for Bonnie. The mms had the deer In the headlight look. My point is that getting a name most of the times don't work. They look at you like your nuts.

[HalfChi]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ve-36/22232722

Easy to get an appointment with, very disappointed. Not even a good rub, just gets right to the tug. Big upsell for extras so I guess there are more on the menu but not worth it in my mind.

I couldn't find anything on here or any other site but I figured since she had her own site she should be at least decent. TOFTT on this one I guess. Will not repeat.

[Exoticcar]

http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...=162018&page=3#Review.

So I got to the place and was met by someone other than Andrea. I thought the massage would be with Andrea but nope! I know the prices are 60 80 and 150 and have to ask if Andrea is worth it for 150? I did manage to see her briefly and she looked ok to me.

[Bob521]

Me too. I thought with a mms we new from yun, the talent would be up to snuff. I went to lux seeking Bonnie. I thought she would have followed the mms to lux. I was at yun 2 weeks ago and asked for Bonnie. The mms had the deer In the headlight look. My point is that getting a name most of the times don't work. They look at you like your nuts.

I think many of these places, Lux, for sure, and maybe the Korean places in general, rotate people to stay on step ahead of LEO.

Getting phone numbers helps, I guess, if you can, and then follow the girl, not the Spa. Lux was never known for good 60 minute massages.

[Gopher88]

All of you that have seen her, And those of you that haven't, Now is you chance.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...us-23/17612963

[Mister Hyde]

Went to Xindy's on Archer. The worst. Ugly old provider, constant haggle on prices. I should have just walked out.

[Biscuit123]

Finally had time to make the trip out to spa lux. After all the positive chatter here I was really looking forward to it. Figured the $80 door fee would be worth it if the quality was as high as some reports gave suggested.

I drew Summer as my therapist and would have to say that she was one of the biggest disappointments I've ever had. Unattractive on just about every criteria I can think of. Heavy set, old, pathetic massage, and gave me an attitude when I asked her to use more pressure. Her response, no joke, was "you are resisting me, if I press harder, you resist more. ".

Was absolutely unintterested in extras at that point and turned it down when offered. Waste of time and money.

Will not go back to this place without a name to ask for. Saw one other therapist as I was leaving that was also older and unattractive. Right now, I can't figure out what the big deal is with this place.

Me too. I thought with a mms we new from yun, the talent would be up to snuff. I went to lux seeking Bonnie. I thought she would have followed the mms to lux. I was at yun 2 weeks ago and asked for Bonnie. The mms had the deer In the headlight look. My point is that getting a name most of the times don't work. They look at you like your nuts.

[CoolPatrick]

I went down arch after ten and everything is closed. Anyplace to get a rub after 10?

Zen spa indicates it closes at 11 pm. YMMV in terms of menus.

[FrankyCando]

Was in city so decided to give the Irving Park place another try. http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...6121/22260748. Called and got shut down. She was busy for couple hours (lunch time +). So I decided to hit my general area and tried a "New" place in Glenn Ellyn. http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/4566735463.html. Drove up and saw LEO patrolling front. Drove around bank and saw another. Got out of there and headed to Q on Lake street in Bartlett. Pulled in the lot and ran into a LEO convention. I suspect they were just getting work done at the Firestone, but there were a couple walking around and I was not going to deal with issues I do not need. So I headed home. A lot of miles with nothing to show for it. The game of Life moves on.

If your referring to Irving park Spa (bcs there is another joint a mile east of it) . She gets her appointments screwed up bcs they call up for an hour and when they show up they switch.

To 90 minutes and even 2 hours and it throws her all off. Best to make phone appointment and then also call before heading out for appointment verification.

[Kda Kodiac]

Was in city so decided to give the Irving Park place another try. http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...6121/22260748. Called and got shut down. She was busy for couple hours (lunch time +). So I decided to hit my general area and tried a "New" place in Glenn Ellyn. http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/4566735463.html. Drove up and saw LEO patrolling front. Drove around bank and saw another. Got out of there and headed to Q on Lake street in Bartlett. Pulled in the lot and ran into a LEO convention. I suspect they were just getting work done at the Firestone, but there were a couple walking around and I was not going to deal with issues I do not need. So I headed home. A lot of miles with nothing to show for it. The game of Life moves on.

[Tripps]

Finally had time to make the trip out to spa lux. After all the positive chatter here I was really looking forward to it. Figured the $80 door fee would be worth it if the quality was as high as some reports gave suggested.

I drew Summer as my therapist and would have to say that she was one of the biggest disappointments I've ever had. Unattractive on just about every criteria I can think of. Heavy set, old, pathetic massage, and gave me an attitude when I asked her to use more pressure. Her response, no joke, was "you are resisting me, if I press harder, you resist more. ".

Was absolutely unintterested in extras at that point and turned it down when offered. Waste of time and money.

Will not go back to this place without a name to ask for. Saw one other therapist as I was leaving that was also older and unattractive. Right now, I can't figure out what the big deal is with this place.

[Mister Hyde]

I went down arch after ten and everything is closed. Anyplace to get a rub after 10?

[CoolPatrick]

See title. Rocket Dork.

If you check out BP ad report page, you should find reviews about the following, and it was just a couple days ago.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ar-35/21630041