Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.

BG111.

Yeah Beamer Coins, Jag Coins, "Barolo" Coins? LOL. It's all good. We all love the chase and he "thrill of the hunt", if you will. LOL.

We are all in this together.

Barolo, I agree with you on JJ. I have not seen her since around the time you last saw her, in January. I told Little Mutha Fucking Meech to see her shortly after he joined the Board a few months ago. With his fucking "Meech" model good looks, he should have more success than the rest of us poor slobs! LOL.

Come on LMFM! Go see JJ and report back to us. I know you have the "Jag Coin", or, "Meech Coin". But, if you are short, on money, let me know and I will "money gram" you the 90 dollars JJ charges for her: "I love your massages" massage. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

[BuffGuy111]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

I personally do not have the Jag coins to cultivate someone 2 or 3 visits. Either she is onboard or not. She will be exed off my list. I usually go with a known and well reviewed masseuse or rub gal so I know I'm not wasting my Beamer coins LOL.

BG111.

[Barolo]

Glad you liked my Oriental Spa AMP review from yesterday. LOL. I always like the limited dialogue with the AMP gals. It's pretty funny at times. LOL.

And thank you for the welcome back shout out. I really appreciate it.

Now go get ya' Little Mutha Fucking Meech ass over to see Jackie Joy! Lolol. We all want to see if you can "break her cherry"! Lolol. (sweetie, if you are reading this, please don't jam the Admin's PM with threats of legal action. You know I am only teasing, my love. By the way, I love your massages and give Alicia, your landlord, a big KISS from The Jag! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-lmt/9916668

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

Jag interesting JJ just started advertising again. Business must be bad. I decide not to waste anymore coin on her since Jan.

[Barolo]

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

I have never seen her ad before. I think I will pass especially since Pbwardy02 said so-so massage. If it was a good massage, I would take a flyer.

[Member #5878]

Hello my fellow mongers. I haven't posted in a while since my activity has calmed down. Started to hurt the wallet. I have one review to put up. I was curious though, is there any place that has Indian or Middle Eastern providers or any independents? Thanks.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

Hey brother Pbwardy02. Great review. Short, terse, concise, succinct. Certainly not "grandiloquent" and loquacious, like some people we know, huh brother? LOL.

Do you think I should give her a shot? You are one of the biggest names on the Board. If you sensed that this LMT is not up for any "fun", then, maybe the rest of us should pass on her.

Barolo, LD17, BuffGuy, what are "youse guys", thoughts on this?? She is a "thicker" gal, but she has a big beautiful smile which is a HUGE turn on for me. A healthy set of teeth, gums and a gorgeous smile on a woman is a big turn on for me.

Do you think if you see her again, her menu options may expand? As you well know, some LMT's need to be, "fostered", "nurtured" and "cultivated", if you will, for one, two or, three visits before they get real comfortable with you. I remember how long it took for me before JJ finally responded to me. I broke one of my "hobbying" rules with JJ, of no more than three visits before I give up on an LMT.

Again, thank you for your review, Pbwardy02. Well done.

JaguarXF.

[Pbwardy02]

Mediocre massage plus no extras. Pretty nice lady but we are not is this game for polite conversation. YMMV of course but I don't see any possibilities in this provider.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/10783742

[YMeToo2]

Anyone Know what happened to MBS?

Also where is Honey now?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Great post! Good to have the Jag back!

Glad you liked my Oriental Spa AMP review from yesterday. LOL. I always like the limited dialogue with the AMP gals. It's pretty funny at times. LOL.

And thank you for the welcome back shout out. I really appreciate it.

Now go get ya' Little Mutha Fucking Meech ass over to see Jackie Joy! Lolol. We all want to see if you can "break her cherry"! Lolol. (sweetie, if you are reading this, please don't jam the Admin's PM with threats of legal action. You know I am only teasing, my love. By the way, I love your massages and give Alicia, your landlord, a big KISS from The Jag! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-lmt/9916668

http://www.relaxationhaven.org/

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

You are better off spending your time & money elsewhere. Piss poor massage & felt like I took a bath in baby oil. If I remember correctly it was also self service.

Too funny, brother. But, hey, people got to make a living, right? As they say in the "Mob" movies: "Whaddaya youse going to do"?

I remember a long time ago when she posted ads of her BF / Husband laying across her massage table, like he was "Rock Hudson", or, "Burt Reynolds" (His Cosmopolitan spread from 1971, or so. LOLOL). I called her and suggested to her that maybe she should get rid of the dude laying on the massage table, half naked. LOLOL. She got offended and hung up. But soon thereafter she got rid of that pic. I do recall I called her again and I think some dude answered the phone or something like that. I think I hung up and Karen called me back a few minutes later to apologize. Anyway, I was not interested.

JaguarXF.

[Hapkido1947]

Brother Hapkido, your inbox was full this evening I attempted to write a PM to you.

My in box is cleared now, please response to my requests thanks.

[Robert 35]

I hate to contradict the Jag but I don't think Cheyanne is all that great. Maybe it's just a chemistry thing.

I agree that she's sweet. She definitely wants to make her clients happy, and lays out an accommodating menu to do just that, but I don't find her to be hot or sexy.

Brother Zooman! "Let not your heart (or your engorged pulsating cock) be troubled". Cheyanne is one of the sweetest, most sincere, genuine and sexy women in this industry. There is NO question that she will do everything she can to ensure that her clients leave happy. As with any provider, if you 'spook" the woman, she will NOT be responsive to you, Jag Coin notwithstanding.

My dear brother Zooman, try "Chey" (did The Jag just make a "rhyme", LOL) again. Be a total gentleman and the temptress that "smolders" deep within her feminine, lascivious, libidinous, licentious, rapacious, voracious, and sultry body will become manifest and you will be thoroughly satisfied.

JaguarXF.

[Bamf210]

So I haven't posted in forever, mostly because I'm only the occasional hobbyist & I mostly see Jackie. No sense in flooding the forum with reviews of the same girl. Some of the girls I've had dreams with appear to be out of the biz, but here's a few that are still active:

Angie.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...se-22/10609388

I saw this sexy little spinner on my first trip to Luxsa a year or so ago (she was going by Alicia at the time). I spent an hour dreaming of her petite co-ed body. The first part of the rub was great; just the right pressure everywhere and we held a decent conversation the whole time. I also could not keep my hands of that cute little ass of hers (the pics are definitely real). On the flip, she rubbed my chest and worked her way down. Unfortunately the massage was a little TOO relaxing so I needed a little more attention below the waist, so she teased my cock a bit before working my legs. I reached for her perky boobs as she continued teasing me. Once she had my full attention I started rubbing between her legs and pressed my luck with how much she'd let me get away with. I managed a FIV but she politely stopped me and said that was extra. Not sure if FS was available but I didn't have any extra Mario coins so I had to decline. I went back to playing with her tits as she used alternating rhythmic strokes to bring about the finale. I made quite the mess and she heated up a towel and cleaned up thoroughly (always appreciated). We talked for a little bit while we dressed and she told me to see her again. Unfortunately I never did, but it looks like she's working indepently now and posts from time to time. Winter Park is a bit of a drive for me and those prices are bit steep, but I'd love to see her again. If anyone in that area has seen her let us know.

Michelle.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...spa-99/4961846

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRu...age-28/8522278

Now, I don't know if this is THE Brazilian Michelle, but this is the one I saw a year ago. At the time she worked out of an office building near JY / Sand Lake and 528. I read some decent reviews from the oThER site but mainly went because she advertised flat rates and reminded me of Olivia Munn. When I got there though a mamasan greeted me and asked for an entry fee. I almost left, but the thought of this Munn-a-like's hands all over me was all that was on my mind so I went for it. Once I got in, she was a bit heavier than her pics but still hot. She left me to make myself comfortable, but when I did the door closed and locked her out somehow. I don't know if this set her off somehow and she got a bad vibe or she was just having a bad day, but it was far from my fantasy to say the least. No convo, she left her dress on, the massage was rough and mechanical, way too much lotion, and she got it on my hands so I didn't want to risk OTC roaming all over her black velvety dress. Once the flip finally came, I wasn't sure if I would, if you catch my drift. She rubbed everywhere but where I wanted, not a hint of teasing. I finally glanced down to my semi-hard-on and she asked if I wanted to be rubbed there too. I got my HE but that too felt rushed and mechanical. One of my worst experiences.

Jackie.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-oo-25/7233705

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lt3-25/9625596

And now on to my ATF! I've been dreaming of this lusty Latina for well over a year. The first time I talked to her I was in the hospital. I tried to get a feel for her over the phone since I'd been stood up by other indy girls before. She was incredibly sweet and easy to talk to, and promised she'd "take extra special care of me" when she saw me. Take care of me she did, and has since many more times. We're completely comfortable with each other and I know how much I can get away with (she's strictly a rub gal, but a damn good one). The dreams start with her slowly undressing me; first the shirt, then she reaches down to undo my pants. She pulls them and my boxers down and my hardening cock springs out to greet her. Sometimes she's nude first, other times she undresses after me. She gives me a few strokes while I start kissing those perfect natural 34 double dees and suck on her incredible nipples. I lay down and we talk about anything and everything while she begins the massage. I can't help but stare at that body and grab her legs and firm Latin booty. She loves to tease my boys before the flip. Once I'm on my back the teasing continues. Once she has my full attention (which doesn't take long) she grabs a hold of me and I'm in heaven. She takes direction well and alternates her speeds. I reach between her thighs to give her hardwood floors some attention as well. She loves to watch the release and is always amazed by the distance it goes. Before the dream ends she lovingly cleans us up and we chat for a bit more.

Now if anyone's seen Jackie before, you know she works from her place by OIA. The last time I saw her she mentioned she was going to open her own MP. I talked to her earlier today and indeed she's getting this place up and running. She told me it's off S OBT towards the Kissimmee side. I hope to have a review of it soon, unless in the very likely situation our hero Jag gets there first. Just the thought of a 2-girl session with Jackie is getting my blood flowing. I had the pleasure of having her and Sidney (aka Tory, formerly of Luxsa) give me an extremely erotic rub a while ago.

Take care guys and be safe.

[Member #4547]

Gentlemen, ...Total Jag Coin: 130/ hhr. Will repeat.

JaguarXF.

Great post! Good to have the Jag back!

[Citywalk]

I felt a bit undernourished at around 11 AM on Sunday so I stopped by my favorite feeding spot on Obt to see who was on the menu. Paid the. 75 at the door and was escorted to the back by a cute 5 foot nothing little vixen. Took a trip down the hall for the best table shower I've had in ages, a great deal of time was spent to make sure all was spic and span. Traveled back to the private dining area for an appetizer and enjoyed the sweetest tasting hot box lunch that I can ever recall ever having while she decided on the hotdog special. We went on to the main course of an oil covered missionary slider. All in all it was a very satifying experience.