Escort Reports

[Kenwood Jack]

Before I start, I apologize for my attitude. I am just an old, fat, jaded fart.

When Sandra's phone went silent, I searched for another provider in Brandon for right away! I reviewed Sandra two years ago:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post1674573

Randi

http://www.escortcafe.com/florida/63...assage-bodyrub

A tall 40 ish lady, overweight, very cute, with huge boobs, greeted me at her very safe, residential incall. Scheduling was very easy. Just one call and one text! She was ready by the time I arrived to her house. References were NOT needed.

Incall safeness - 10 out of 10.

Incall cleanliness - 9 out of 10.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). Clean. 8 out of 10. To get a 10 out of 10, I must see the see the provider showering..

Smoking smell: I did not smell any.

Attitude: 8.

Skill: 8.

Performance: 7.

Comfortability level: 10.

Chemistry: 3 (I don't go for chemistry or any of that GFE stuff. The vast majority of providers that I see have a low chemistry score for me. This in no way should reflect on the provider. It is rare that chemistry is ever above a 3.

She bathed me (It was wonderful!) Mid to late forties woman, big build, good skills, great attitude, but as that old adage goes - "Same goo, different mouth.".

I am trying to answer the question. Why do all of my encounters leave me with a somewhat empty and unfulfilled feeling? It is just me. I just can't get into the GFE stuff because if I am going to pay a lady to kiss me, if I had my druthers, I would prefer her kissing on my dick 10 out of 10 times over kissing me anywhere else. Kissing on my lips comes in no higher than fourth place. P.S. More importantly, I know where those lips were only and hour ago. Thus, I am not a fan of DATY (because I also know where those lips had been an hour ago!

Personality: 3 (I was there for a BBBJCIM and was not very interested in talking. Again, no reflection on her.).

Spidey sense-o-meter = 0

MENU: In Cincinnati, I always report back the full menu (I always ask) for my monger brothers. I really got little or no help from all but a very few of you here in Tampa. If you wrote to me before my trip, feel free to PM me for the whole story on any of the providers that I saw.

Her finishing move today? BBBJCIMNQNS

Did she provide clean up after the pop? No cleanup was warranted.

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her). She was legit, delivered as promised, decent looking, super safe incall, no smells to take home, easy set up, no upsell.

Cost: $150.

Overall value: A little expensive fo me personally, but most all providers in Cincinnati are less expensive.

Would I repeat or recommend? I would not repeat. I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND..

[Best Swimmer]

Sorry to come off as such, I just expected someone to already figured I tried that. I've had no luck finding her, and she was definitely PSE. Last I heard of her, she was in Plant city.

Bill has been around a long time and knows most of the girls. Not a good way to start off, Bangz.

[Thunderball100]

As always my pal from Cincy nails one out of the park! I am headed to that city this month myself Jack if you wish to share info via PM. Great Review my friend!

I must agree. That review should be posted as an example for others to follow. Makes me want to see her for sure as well.

[PhatDaty]

As always my pal from Cincy nails one out of the park! I am headed to that city this month myself Jack if you wish to share info via PM. Great Review my friend!

MIRANDA4 U.

Dearest fellow mongers.

I recently visited your wondrous city for only 3 days, and I was only able to partake of 3 providers (I got the flu). Here is the first review. Thanks to all of you fellow mongers out there on USASG for your help. I only regret that I was unable to spend a month in your fine city. Please do not hesitate to PM with any questions:

HER NAME: Miranda4 u (Clearwater area).

Outcall at my hotel, I found her on TER. She is forty years old with a beautiful face and a smoking hot body. It her her in her pictures and she was dressed to the 9's. Boobs were probably 34 be-see with no apparent sag. I would call her build athletic.

Very easy to schedule after she checked out my references. She arrived on time and freshly showered, with no perfume smell (my request) and not a hint of smoke.

Attitude: "Tell me your nastiest fantasy, and then we'll try to make it true" (She could not turn into a 13 year old street urchin. So we tried my 2nd darkest fantasy).

Skill: 7.

Performance: 10.

Chemistry and Comfort: I am a fat, old guy. Comfortability level - 10. Chemistry. Not very much (I am a fat, old guy).

MENU:

I always ask her full menu ... It was overflowing ...

Fetish, in my opinion at least, is different from CFS, DFK, CIM, BBBJ, GFE, GREEK, role play, DATY. Fetish would be something repugnant to many, but exciting to some. This might include PSE type things such as swirling it around in her mouth, showing it to you while dribbling it down her chin, then swallowing it all like they do on a survivor eating challenge. Maybe you get a duo that offers snowballing, Does she offer DATO (rimming), prostate massage, or S&M, or even watersports, or more! One provider's piss (yucch!) may be some monger's ambrosia. Definition of wild. Two girls and a guy. Definition of kinky. Two girls, a guy, and a dog.

She was willing to try ANYTHING! She was a virtual cornucopia of fetishes.

Today's experience: BBBJCIM with prostate massage.

Start of the session. How did it kick off? We talked... She wanted to know my deepest darkest (dark dark) fantasy, and then she did her best to fulfill it.

Cost: $400.

Zero factor: (What are good reasons to see this provider again that are not sex. Related?) Zero times she did not answer her phone, zero things she asked me to pick up for her, zero minutes that she was late, zero drama with anything, zero boyfriends or handlers that I saw, zero unsolicited texts, zero times the phone rang during appointment, zero times she pissed and moaned about anything.

Would I repeat? (different from recommend). Yes.

Would I recommend to others? Most definitely.

PM with any questions ...

[PhatDaty]

I'm aware of that. But she has changed her number since then, I had it when she changed it, and saw her last maybe around March, but she changed it again, and I lost it when I got a new phone. Was hoping to get some type of help finding her, rather than finding a patronizing person who thinks he's smarter than others. Bill Ho.

I am not even from Tampa, but know of Bill's contributions to the site. He has never steered me wrong on my visits to the sunshine state. In fact I will be down there again later this month. You really ought to apologize now if you want reliable intel for the region. Geeze! Think before you type, youngster.

[RookieMonger]

Hey guys looking for info on this one. She suits my taste really well but I'd like FHE on her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...herri/13867528

Decent reviews awhile back. Some good, some said she was an upsell. So I guess YMMV with this one.

[Reaper400]

Hey guys looking for info on this one. She suits my taste really well but I'd like FHE on her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...herri/13867528

Lots of info in the BP Rev section.

[Rapid Dave]

Hey guys looking for info on this one. She suits my taste really well but I'd like FHE on her.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...herri/13867528

[WookieTwo]

Hey guys,

Kinda new to the scene, but I am trying to find out some info on Mystic Kisses http://www.mystickisses.com/ I have heard they are a front for a multi jurisdictional prostitution task force, collecting info about potential mongers that they can then pass on to local cops to try and entrap them.
Thanks.

[Red Gates]

Sorry to come off as such, I just expected someone to already figured I tried that. I've had no luck finding her, and she was definitely PSE. Last I heard of her, she was in Plant city.

Dissing senior members like Bill Ho without investigating their contributions are a sure way to get all the information you seek.

Yeah, Right!

[TampaBy]

Gjeeesh -just trying to help. At least it got you up to four posts. Bill Ho.

Don't bite the hand Marty.

[TTY954]

I guess the Admins are cleaning up the forum, we just lost 4 months of posts.

[Bangz]

Sorry to come off as such, I just expected someone to already figured I tried that. I've had no luck finding her, and she was definitely PSE. Last I heard of her, she was in Plant city.

Gjeeesh -just trying to help. At least it got you up to four posts. Bill Ho.

[Bill Ho]

Gjeeesh -just trying to help. At least it got you up to four posts. Bill Ho.

I'm aware of that. But she has changed her number since then, I had it when she changed it, and saw her last maybe around March, but she changed it again, and I lost it when I got a new phone. Was hoping to get some type of help finding her, rather than finding a patronizing person who thinks he's smarter than others. Bill Ho.

[Bangz]

I'm aware of that. But she has changed her number since then, I had it when she changed it, and saw her last maybe around March, but she changed it again, and I lost it when I got a new phone. Was hoping to get some type of help finding her, rather than finding a patronizing person who thinks he's smarter than others. Bill Ho.

Don't you know that GOOGLE is your friend? Enter her name and "vola" her last ad with phone number" http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...rr-25/11376881.

Bill Ho.