Massage Parlor Reports

**LimpDick** · 07-08-14 12:19

Lily is my favorite local place. Depending on who you get, some are friendlier than others. Usually the older and uglier, the friendlier from what I've experienced. The new gal (eva), gets a thumbs down. Although Li recommends her, I found her clumsy. She even dropped the stones. Also, the ladies have begun keeping their iphones in the room. I'm assuming for an audio record.

That doesn't bother me.

My all time fav no longer appears to work there anymore. But for the price I think it's a good thing. I'm not going to drop names on this forum on those that support me when I take care of my business.

On to Peeking (Clayton). Still no extras yet. I finally met the asian with the great tits. She stared at my eager beaver face while I tried to look down her shirt, but moved away every time I tried to touch her. Her facial structure resembles the papasan so I didn't get too aggressive. I figured they were related. OK teasing but no dice on an ending and stricly legal. I would do her in a second, arggh.

Hit the place by Espinos in the river valley. Had some young gal, I think with the name of lulu. Strictly legit. And she actually knew what she was doing. Given her technique I sure she is licensed.

I saw the warning sign on the wall, including they would call the police if they found any evidence of illegal activity in the room after the fact. (LOL, seriously), so I blew my nose all over the table. Hope they have a dark light before they dial uncle. Lmao.

Still the best place for therapeutic massage (strictly legit. No fun. No tease) is the peeking place off Manchester Road. Some little squeeky asian gal is by far the best ever. Period.

Haven't had the guts to try taking care of myself at riverside in st chas. I don't think the lady would object. PM me if you have experience there.

Conclusion, this escapade of recent activity set me back what would have been 2 sure encounters with YGND. But I object to their M-F business model.

I read here someone got a BJ for only. 4 at VIP? Please PM me. That pricing is right up my alley. Thank you.

Originally Posted by Noedger8 [View Original Post]

Took $200 out of the bank for a fun day. Should've spent it on something else. Went to Lily first, where I usually get plenty of good teasing throughout the massage then get some good lubed up and ball rubbing at the end while I finish myself. NOTHING this time. So I feel like going for a sure thing. Feel like going to Pink across the river. They're closed. WTF. Pretty sure Pink hasn't been closed a single day in the next decade. So, since I'm in the ghetto alread, I go over to VIP. Lady has a nice body, but face is a little off. I ask for a footjob (that's my thing) instead she starts with her mouth and I try to stop her, but she won't stop until I can't hold it. Damage there was $. 40. Fucking ridiculous. Just a brutal day. I seriously hate St. Louis. It really is the single worst place in the USA When it comes to AMPs.

**Brad 243** · 07-08-14 01:07

Originally Posted by Snappy2022 [View Original Post]

That is the correct pricing. I just seen her a couple weeks ago. She is by far the best. Hands down!!

Karen is fantastic. All I can say I hope her rates don't go up after you have posted this.

**Snappy2022** · 07-08-14 00:15

That is the correct pricing. I just seen her a couple weeks ago. She is by far the best. Hands down!!

**Stlconnoisseur** · 07-07-14 22:15

After reading recent reviews I HAVE to see Karen. I am senior member and have helped others out over many years. Please PM with Karen's contact information. I will safeguard it and have always been very discreet. Thanks!

**Chet Font** · 07-07-14 17:53

An asian dude answers the phone now and all doors remain open during the massage. All they have at the doorways are semi transparent curtains. Zero extras. Avoid.

**IntoitBoy** · 07-07-14 16:22

Originally Posted by Whammyman19 [View Original Post]

First time with Angel. Very cold in beginning. All about business. Told to get on table, she undressed. 30's Nice body, medium sized MM, thin frame, doesn't match picture, but is still attractive. It was hard for me to get into it due to attitude. Started basic massage, nothing great but I'll take it. Alot of focus on back and thighs. Then she starts doing body glide. Oils boobs up and jumps on my back and does the slide. Very soft skin, was very nice. Does tease when your on stomach, I thought she was going to rip the little guy off when she reached under! On the flip she does do a good job getting him ready. I asked if she allowed me to touch her boobs, she said yes, but then said not usually on the first time she see's someone. But let me anyway. I finished while she was jerking and rubbing against her boob. After this her demeanor completely changed. She was way nicer. She said that next time will be alot better. She said the first time she is aliitle distant because you could be anyone coming in off street.

I will probably try again just because she is attractive and she said it will be better the next time. Anyone have any info if the next time is better? Also I heard ygnd chloe goes by mollie now. I saw her before she left. Any info if she still in business? Also is michelle from west county still working, I have her # from being a regular, just don't want to calll or text is she isn't still working.

If you repeat she will much warmer, especially if you her treat right.

**Member #4986** · 07-07-14 14:53

Originally Posted by Mountainman69 [View Original Post]

Made the drive out to Festus the other day and Karen definitely makes it well worth it. I knocked on her door and she answered dressed in very sexy lingerie! Like always she gave me a big huge hug and a kiss. She then walked me down to her basement where she has her massage table set up. So I get undressed and lay facedown on the table she walked back in the room and asked me if I had any aches are pains that I needed for her to work on. I told her I had some shoulder discomfort. So she started massaging me at first very light and then working her way to my sore shoulders. There is no doubt about it she gives the best professional massage out there. So now it's time to flip, she immediately takes off her lingerie which she has an amazing body! Sharon's pussy is so sweet and also very cleanly shaven. She now lays on top of me rubbing her breast all over my chest and face! I then asked her Could I taste her sweet pussy! She says yes in a very sexy way she proceeds to turn to the 69 position! So now I'm eating her pussy and she's sucking my cock! So after about 10 minutes of sucking and licking she then proceeds to get on top of my cock and road it like the horses she has outback! If you're one of the lucky ones that have her digits you all know what I'm talking about. Karen is definitely well worth the ride!

Spot on! Seen here about a dozen times. I've said it before and I'll say it again. She is the best. My ATF. If she lived closer (it's about 45 minutes each way for me) I'd have a lot less money in my savings account.

Don't mean to be rude but for anyone that doesn't have her number please don't PM me and ask for it. She has requested this and I'm not going to take the chance of ruining the relationship we have.

BB.

**The Mark** · 07-07-14 14:45

Originally Posted by Mountainman69 [View Original Post]

Made the drive out to Festus the other day and Karen definitely makes it well worth it. I knocked on her door and she answered dressed in very sexy lingerie! Like always she gave me a big huge hug and a kiss. She then walked me down to her basement where she has her massage table set up. So I get undressed and lay facedown on the table she walked back in the room and asked me if I had any aches are pains that I needed for her to work on. I told her I had some shoulder discomfort. So she started massaging me at first very light and then working her way to my sore shoulders. There is no doubt about it she gives the best professional massage out there. So now it's time to flip, she immediately takes off her lingerie which she has an amazing body! Sharon's pussy is so sweet and also very cleanly shaven. She now lays on top of me rubbing her breast all over my chest and face! I then asked her Could I taste her sweet pussy! She says yes in a very sexy way she proceeds to turn to the 69 position! So now I'm eating her pussy and she's sucking my cock! So after about 10 minutes of sucking and licking she then proceeds to get on top of my cock and road it like the horses she has outback! If you're one of the lucky ones that have her digits you all know what I'm talking about. Karen is definitely well worth the ride!

Damn! Don't have them.

**MountainMan69** · 07-07-14 13:12

Made the drive out to Festus the other day and Karen definitely makes it well worth it. I knocked on her door and she answered dressed in very sexy lingerie! Like always she gave me a big huge hug and a kiss. She then walked me down to her basement where she has her massage table set up. So I get undressed and lay facedown on the table she walked back in the room and asked me if I had any aches are pains that I needed for her to work on. I told her I had some shoulder discomfort. So she started massaging me at first very light and then working her way to my sore shoulders. There is no doubt about it she gives the best professional massage out there. So now it's time to flip, she immediately takes off her lingerie which she has an amazing body! Sharon's pussy is so sweet and also very cleanly shaven. She now lays on top of me rubbing her breast all over my chest and face! I then asked her Could I taste her sweet pussy! She says yes in a very sexy way she proceeds to turn to the 69 position! So now I'm eating her pussy and she's sucking my cock! So after about 10 minutes of sucking and licking she then proceeds to get on top of my cock and road it like the horses she has outback! If you're one of the lucky ones that have her digits you all know what I'm talking about. Karen is definitely well worth the ride!

**Dlister426** · 07-07-14 08:43

Originally Posted by ChinnaSwami [View Original Post]

Hey All,

Looks like a new AMP has opened up in apartments of LakeShore Dr near 229 exit on Hwy 70. I called them up yesterday morning, but, got no response, so tried to go there and see what it is and saw that the address led me to apartments. Apt AMP ladies are always old and are not my type, so didn't even take a chance to try it. Please let me know if anyone got a chance to visit and how old are they? But, I think Apt AMPs have a very less lifespan though.

Be safe guys!

Went there Sat. Saw two women, Ruby, late 20's and the other one mid- thirties and very chunky. Saw four pairs of women's shoes at the front door, don't know if that means there are 4 women that work here or not, but it is a three bedroom apt. I got Ruby. A little heavy for an asain, but cute in the face. Lame massage for about 15 min then the flip. 50 extra for HJ. I tried to get under her top but was denied. She said 20 extra for nude which I agreed to. She took her top off to reveal nice be cups, then unbuttoned and unzipped her shorts, but wouldn't take them off. So much for nude. Let me play with her tits, but backed away every time I tried to go deep. HJ was sub par. May give it another shot to see what the other women are like.

**ChinnaSwami** · 07-06-14 09:48

Hey All,

Looks like a new AMP has opened up in apartments of LakeShore Dr near 229 exit on Hwy 70. I called them up yesterday morning, but, got no response, so tried to go there and see what it is and saw that the address led me to apartments. Apt AMP ladies are always old and are not my type, so didn't even take a chance to try it. Please let me know if anyone got a chance to visit and how old are they? But, I think Apt AMPs have a very less lifespan though.

Be safe guys!

**Whammyman19** · 07-03-14 16:50

First time with Angel. Very cold in beginning. All about business. Told to get on table, she undressed. 30's Nice body, medium sized MM, thin frame, doesn't match picture, but is still attractive. It was hard for me to get into it due to attitude. Started basic massage, nothing great but I'll take it. Alot of focus on back and thighs. Then she starts doing body glide. Oils boobs up and jumps on my back and does the slide. Very soft skin, was very nice. Does tease when your on stomach, I thought she was going to rip the little guy off when she reached under! On the flip she does do a good job getting him ready. I asked if she allowed me to touch her boobs, she said yes, but then said not usually on the first time she see's someone. But let me anyway. I finished while she was jerking and rubbing against her boob. After this her demeanor completely changed. She was way nicer. She said that next time will be alot better. She said the first time she is aliitle distant because you could be anyone coming in off street.

I will probably try again just because she is attractive and she said it will be better the next time. Anyone have any info if the next time is better? Also I heard ygnd chloe goes by mollie now. I saw her before she left. Any info if she still in business? Also is michelle from west county still working, I have her # from being a regular, just don't want to calll or text is she isn't still working.

**IntoitBoy** · 07-03-14 09:10

Originally Posted by BukkakeLuvr [View Original Post]

Thanks for the details about the newest girl next door! I'm not sure if I find it strange or sexy that she starts the body to body contact after the finish. She may need to reconsider her order there. Perhaps I will give her a try, although Tierney seems to be my current favorite and I wonder if I see her a few more times if her sessions might get even better.

But worth a try, she will only get better.

**BukkakeLuvr** · 07-02-14 12:58

Originally Posted by IntoitBoy [View Original Post]

Just spent a good hour with Bianca (new lady at YGND).

She is at a temporary location in 2 miles south of Tower Grove. Not the best area, hopeful she will move a better area. Knowing I can trust completely YGND ladies, I took everything inside (phones and wallet etc).

I was greeted at the door (after a few slightly nervous minutes, should have knocked more loudly) by a beautiful tall Italian American lady. Probably 5'10, thin, in great shape. Very tanned and friendly. YGND stated mid thirties, I think later 30's, but a very young looking late 30's, mid is a good approximation. Again Lake's pictures are great guide.

Wearing stockings, panties and thin gown.

Bianca does not have a proper massage table, so uses a double bed. Choice of Oils. She kept her gown on for the back massage, good pressure, felt close to therapeutic. No teasing while facing down, no mirrors to enjoy the view. No body 2 body contact. Good but not great.

At 30 minute mark, flip, I asked to see more of her, she obliged. But Stockings and panties stayed on. Allows a nice level of mutual touching, lovely responsive breasts, sexy gently moaning. But certainly enough to encourage the correct response from my self. So after about 3-4 minutes of mutual touching and massage, down to latter part. Which was very good. Standard YGND finish HJ but between breast almost Russian. Very good but not great. Although what followed was different, after that she then started a lot of b2 b, certainly not put off by my mess. Lots of nice conversation about life and gently touching for a few minutes. She is great to talk to.

Bianca is lovely friendly lady, very sexy. She shows great potential, but could with a few pointers from the other YGND ladies (Angel's B2 B, Kendra's rear attention and Tierneys sexy breathing and whispering in the ears plus B2 B). With a better location and table she could be a winner.

As with all YGND ladies recommend well worth your time and money.

Thanks for the details about the newest girl next door! I'm not sure if I find it strange or sexy that she starts the body to body contact after the finish. She may need to reconsider her order there. Perhaps I will give her a try, although Tierney seems to be my current favorite and I wonder if I see her a few more times if her sessions might get even better.

**SlyMan123** · 07-02-14 00:01

Originally Posted by BillBradsky [View Original Post]

Until they come out with the Dim Sum version of Tinder, that's a good choice and the best you're going to do in the Midwest. More AMPs than you can count and many places have a much sexier vibe with the women more dressed up wearing makeup and dresses or skirts instead of the armored pants uniforms they wear around here. Then there's Chinatown plus 50 or so apartments and dozens of independent Asian ladies. Come to think of it, can I go too?

Asian tinder is a dream that won't come true. Just need something new than the woman offered here but it might not be greener on the other side. I will have to fork up some green to find out I guess. LOL.