Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[Ozymandias]

Hold up! How you know that's not her personal trainer, work out partner or somebody she met in the gym?? Just because he's a black dude taking pics, it doesn't automatically mean he's a pimp.

"World's Worst Personal Trainer Award goes to. ".

Based on the lard-assed 'ho also pictured, I hope he's got a back-up job!

O.

[Steak 404]

I don't mean to tell another guy how to run his program but why do you dudes spend so much money on unreviewed backpage chics. The chic is only 19 years old at that, a teenager. You actually expect a teenager, a year or 2 removed from high school, to entertain a grown man for a full hour? What are the odds of that happening? $40-$50 bones is all these new unreviewed chics need. Save the $100 plus and hour sessions for reviewed "providers", that way you know what your getting.

Well put. I don't have a problem with $60. Hell if she's a real looker and matches her pics even $100 but I'm realistic enough to know all I'm getting from a young, unreviewed BP gal is probably one round and limited small talk. I'm not expecting to really get an hour of power with wonderful conversation between rounds, regardless of what is promised.

[Aaron Hamlet]

http://eroticmugshots.com/atlanta-es.../?pid=23470245

I've always wanted to try this one above but I don't like paying newbies no more than $40-$50 bones. She says 60/80/140 and doesn't offer multiples even in the hour. Usually, that's a no go for me. Chics who don't offer multiples even in the hour are just out to get you on, off and out as quickly as possible. Last time I talked to her though, she now offers multis even in the 30 minute segment. Usually, when a chic switches like that, it tells me the chic will say anything to get you over there. Maybe I'm wrong. Somebody let me know.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ce-21/23708498

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She looks guud. My hands are UTR full or I'd contact. What I've done in the past is tell the girl, that I don't know her, never seen her and I want to sched a 15 min. Session but if if she looks like pics and is friendly, etc. I'd up to 30 or 60 min. So in other words, pay 60, all good, give her another 20 for 30 minute session.

[Johnny Mapalo]

"Bella".

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ou-19/23331687

Quick Summary.

Price 110 hh 150 hr.

Looks- 6. 5 (tits 9).

Attitude- 3.

Punctuality- 10.

Hygiene- . 04.

Repeat- No.

Recommend- No.

I called "Bella" (one of a few names on her ads) this morning and she was available. She was polite and friendly on the phone so I was good to go. She said that she was just hanging out at home, and didn't have an incall room set up. We agreed on a spot where we'd meet, and that she would get a room. When she showed I knew it was definitely her. Her hair looked unkenpt (but how can you really tell anymore anyway) a few more miles and a touch thicker than in the photos, but definitely a 19 or 20 yr old. Her friendliness and big brown Latina cleavage had me all set. She got the room, we met back outside and headed on up. 110/ hh 150/ hr was the rate. I chose the hour, for simple economics and usual personal preference.

After asking me "you're not a crazy person right? I must have convinced her and she got undressed. Decent body, some baby damage, just a little thick, awesome big brown firm tits. Then she slapped a condom on the table and flopped on the bed with her arms at her side and said "that's for you when you're ready" That's when the dead fish alarm first went off. I looked to the left and my money was in her purse, then I looked down at those tits. The limited options were clear so into the sheets I went. After some conversation and gentle time she started to relax. Why the fuck do they all try to ask about your wife and kids anyway? As she started to relax, I thought perhaps I had misjudged. I played with her tits, and she started to rub herself and drone on a bit as 19 yr olds tend to do. I eventually rolled on my back with my hands under me head, clearly displayed the universally recognized sign for **blowjob requested* She countered by breaking contact, re-flopping on her back as if at some horizontal version of attention and actually (I shit you not) saying the words "Well. Have fun!

I must honestly admit that even it the moment's frustration, I found this hilarious. Had I seen it on a video clip of one of my fellow mongers I would be laughing me arse off saying "poor bastard! SO, I hit her with the only card in the deck, "Aren't you going to help me get ready sweetie?" To which she immediately replied "Oh, head is extra, I don't give head, I HATE giving head" I say "your must be fucking kidding right?" She tries to puppy dog eye me and says, "is that bad?. I'll use my hand. I say "It's a matter of professionalism. I'm a Carpenter, how would I look if I said I fucking hate cutting wood?" She begins to yank on my buddy like she's trying to start a flooded weed whacker. Fortunately my depravity knows no bounds and it manages to get me fit for the fight. She halfway slipped on the aforementioned accoutrement, and promptly returned back to her now familiar attention position. Entrance by those jugs I was ready to fix her wagon. Grabbed those legs, drug her down the bed A bit, and just as I hit the goal line. A waft of vaginal neglect punched me in the face. At this point, its hard to stop. I focused on the fun bags, rucked up and drove it home. Once I got mine, I was immediately in the sink with hot soapy water and a rag. The room reeked of bad pussy or maybe it was just jammed in my nose. I don't know. Correctly sensing that I had chosen to forfeit the remainder of my hour she was promptly dressed and out the door we went. She again tried to be sweet and courteous, and asked if I would call her again. I told her I wasn't sure. She then showed me photos of her friends that played. But they are not on BP. Interesting.

In summary. Great tits, but otherwise a dead fish, smelly dirty girl. Hey, I don't judge maybe you are a smelly hippie with a gurney chic fantasy. Here's your gal. But even if she cleans up, and gets more cooperative. She is a card carrying member of the non fellatio party. Of which I am already betrothed to their beautiful leader.

I don't mean to tell another guy how to run his program but why do you dudes spend so much money on unreviewed backpage chics. The chic is only 19 years old at that, a teenager. You actually expect a teenager, a year or 2 removed from high school, to entertain a grown man for a full hour? What are the odds of that happening? $40-$50 bones is all these new unreviewed chics need. Save the $100 plus and hour sessions for reviewed "providers", that way you know what your getting.

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lz-24/23618120

Another pimp fail! LOL!

Hold up! How you know that's not her personal trainer, work out partner or somebody she met in the gym?? Just because he's a black dude taking pics, it doesn't automatically mean he's a pimp.

[Viktor213]

1st let me say the review is nicely written. If you haven't considered writing you should do so.

I looked at her pics and clearly she's leaning towards the heavy side. And she's trying to hide it in the pics. These pics could easily be 1 to 2 months pregnant and if not just a chubby-leaning girl. As usual with anyone that is not a spinner it should be expected that providers are at least 10 to 15 pounds post their pics.

In terms of the head game in my view you played it right. I never go into detail about what I expect in terms of services. Never. Some dudes do and make sure they're getting the money's worth. I don't knock it. But if you have the habit of negotiating for and discussing sexual services could cost you a lot more than a bad date.

So you roll the dice and hope it works out and if you get a dead fish that won't do the basics you lose the hour but live to hunt another day.

"Bella".

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ou-19/23331687

Quick Summary.

Price 110 hh 150 hr.

Looks- 6. 5 (tits 9).

Attitude- 3.

Punctuality- 10.

Hygiene- . 04.

Repeat- No.

Recommend- No.

I called "Bella" (one of a few names on her ads) this morning and she was available. She was polite and friendly on the phone so I was good to go. She said that she was just hanging out at home, and didn't have an incall room set up. We agreed on a spot where we'd meet, and that she would get a room. When she showed I knew it was definitely her. Her hair looked unkenpt (but how can you really tell anymore anyway) a few more miles and a touch thicker than in the photos, but definitely a 19 or 20 yr old. Her friendliness and big brown Latina cleavage had me all set. She got the room, we met back outside and headed on up. 110/ hh 150/ hr was the rate. I chose the hour, for simple economics and usual personal preference.

After asking me "you're not a crazy person right? I must have convinced her and she got undressed. Decent body, some baby damage, just a little thick, awesome big brown firm tits. Then she slapped a condom on the table and flopped on the bed with her arms at her side and said "that's for you when you're ready" That's when the dead fish alarm first went off. I looked to the left and my money was in her purse, then I looked down at those tits. The limited options were clear so into the sheets I went. After some conversation and gentle time she started to relax. Why the fuck do they all try to ask about your wife and kids anyway? As she started to relax, I thought perhaps I had misjudged. I played with her tits, and she started to rub herself and drone on a bit as 19 yr olds tend to do. I eventually rolled on my back with my hands under me head, clearly displayed the universally recognized sign for **blowjob requested* She countered by breaking contact, re-flopping on her back as if at some horizontal version of attention and actually (I shit you not) saying the words "Well. Have fun!

I must honestly admit that even it the moment's frustration, I found this hilarious. Had I seen it on a video clip of one of my fellow mongers I would be laughing me arse off saying "poor bastard! SO, I hit her with the only card in the deck, "Aren't you going to help me get ready sweetie?" To which she immediately replied "Oh, head is extra, I don't give head, I HATE giving head" I say "your must be fucking kidding right?" She tries to puppy dog eye me and says, "is that bad?. I'll use my hand. I say "It's a matter of professionalism. I'm a Carpenter, how would I look if I said I fucking hate cutting wood?" She begins to yank on my buddy like she's trying to start a flooded weed whacker. Fortunately my depravity knows no bounds and it manages to get me fit for the fight. She halfway slipped on the aforementioned accoutrement, and promptly returned back to her now familiar attention position. Entrance by those jugs I was ready to fix her wagon. Grabbed those legs, drug her down the bed A bit, and just as I hit the goal line. A waft of vaginal neglect punched me in the face. At this point, its hard to stop. I focused on the fun bags, rucked up and drove it home. Once I got mine, I was immediately in the sink with hot soapy water and a rag. The room reeked of bad pussy or maybe it was just jammed in my nose. I don't know. Correctly sensing that I had chosen to forfeit the remainder of my hour she was promptly dressed and out the door we went. She again tried to be sweet and courteous, and asked if I would call her again. I told her I wasn't sure. She then showed me photos of her friends that played. But they are not on BP. Interesting.

In summary. Great tits, but otherwise a dead fish, smelly dirty girl. Hey, I don't judge maybe you are a smelly hippie with a gurney chic fantasy. Here's your gal. But even if she cleans up, and gets more cooperative. She is a card carrying member of the non fellatio party. Of which I am already betrothed to their beautiful leader.

[De Walt]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lz-24/23618120

Another pimp fail! LOL!

[BattleRattle]

"Bella".

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ou-19/23331687

Quick Summary.

Price 110 hh 150 hr.

Looks- 6. 5 (tits 9).

Attitude- 3.

Punctuality- 10.

Hygiene- . 04.

Repeat- No.

Recommend- No.

I called "Bella" (one of a few names on her ads) this morning and she was available. She was polite and friendly on the phone so I was good to go. She said that she was just hanging out at home, and didn't have an incall room set up. We agreed on a spot where we'd meet, and that she would get a room. When she showed I knew it was definitely her. Her hair looked unkenpt (but how can you really tell anymore anyway) a few more miles and a touch thicker than in the photos, but definitely a 19 or 20 yr old. Her friendliness and big brown Latina cleavage had me all set. She got the room, we met back outside and headed on up. 110/ hh 150/ hr was the rate. I chose the hour, for simple economics and usual personal preference.

After asking me "you're not a crazy person right? I must have convinced her and she got undressed. Decent body, some baby damage, just a little thick, awesome big brown firm tits. Then she slapped a condom on the table and flopped on the bed with her arms at her side and said "that's for you when you're ready" That's when the dead fish alarm first went off. I looked to the left and my money was in her purse, then I looked down at those tits. The limited options were clear so into the sheets I went. After some conversation and gentle time she started to relax. Why the fuck do they all try to ask about your wife and kids anyway? As she started to relax, I thought perhaps I had misjudged. I played with her tits, and she started to rub herself and drone on a bit as 19 yr olds tend to do. I eventually rolled on my back with my hands under me head, clearly displayed the universally recognized sign for **blowjob requested* She countered by breaking contact, re-flopping on her back as if at some horizontal version of attention and actually (I shit you not) saying the words "Well. Have fun!

I must honestly admit that even it the moment's frustration, I found this hilarious. Had I seen it on a video clip of one of my fellow mongers I would be laughing me arse off saying "poor bastard! SO, I hit her with the only card in the deck, "Aren't you going to help me get ready sweetie?" To which she immediately replied "Oh, head is extra, I don't give head, I HATE giving head" I say "your must be fucking kidding right?" She tries to puppy dog eye me and says, "is that bad?. I'll use my hand. I say "It's a matter of professionalism. I'm a Carpenter, how would I look if I said I fucking hate cutting wood?" She begins to yank on my buddy like she's trying to start a flooded weed whacker. Fortunately my depravity knows no bounds and it manages to get me fit for the fight. She halfway slipped on the aforementioned accoutrement, and promptly returned back to her now familiar attention position. Entrance by those jugs I was ready to fix her wagon. Grabbed those legs, drug her down the bed A bit, and just as I hit the goal line. A waft of vaginal neglect punched me in the face. At this point, its hard to stop. I focused on the fun bags, rucked up and drove it home. Once I got mine, I was immediately in the sink with hot soapy water and a rag. The room reeked of bad pussy or maybe it was just jammed in my nose. I don't know. Correctly sensing that I had chosen to forfeit the remainder of my hour she was promptly dressed and out the door we went. She again tried to be sweet and courteous, and asked if I would call her again. I told her I wasn't sure. She then showed me photos of her friends that played. But they are not on BP. Interesting.

In summary. Great tits, but otherwise a dead fish, smelly dirty girl. Hey, I don't judge maybe you are a smelly hippie with a gurney chic fantasy. Here's your gal. But even if she cleans up, and gets more cooperative. She is a card carrying member of the non fellatio party. Of which I am already betrothed to their beautiful leader.

[BattleRattle]

http://georgia.backpage.com/FemaleEs...re-19/23146053

Anyone tried Bella yet?

Phone ends in...6223.

Kinda sexy looking Latina.

Thanks,

New Stuff.

Quick version is I won't repeat. Fixin to write a review.

[Johnny Mapalo]

http://eroticmugshots.com/atlanta-es.../?pid=23470245

I've always wanted to try this one above but I don't like paying newbies no more than $40-$50 bones. She says 60/80/140 and doesn't offer multiples even in the hour. Usually, that's a no go for me. Chics who don't offer multiples even in the hour are just out to get you on, off and out as quickly as possible. Last time I talked to her though, she now offers multis even in the 30 minute segment. Usually, when a chic switches like that, it tells me the chic will say anything to get you over there. Maybe I'm wrong. Somebody let me know.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ce-21/23708498

I've always wanted to chop down this birds tree but once again you know I'm a 40-50 bones type a guy with these new chics. Her prices are 60/100/140. Ehh, I don't like the prices too much. She says she will do full 30 minutes for $100 but ehh. These broads will say anything to get the bones out of your pocket. I don't trust anything that comes out of their mouth.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSee...di-20/20154897

I wanted to try her out too but she told me she is 5'5 155 pounds. Ehh, sounds a bit over weight to me. I'm not into biguns plus she's on Panola Road but in a house there so I don't know. Trying to ween myself away from Panola Road, Wesley Chapel, Road and eastside chics period. Their service is usually sloppy.

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ls-25/22027854

Wanted to try this one above but the price is too much for me for a chic with no reviews. She used to work for or still works for an agency. I don't know but I need to see a review first. Anyone know about these broads, let me know if you can.

[Mackk01]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-t-28/23557227

She s to fine to be this lack luster. Idk of it was to much lube, or if she is just runt. But no grip at all and it took me jacking myself off to get off. Then she acted surprised that I didn't want to hit no more. I asked her to finish me off first and she wouldn't, so I did. She gave me her pretty titty to suck on tho. She cool, but maybe she has been to cool. Oh and we started off the back, miss, and reverse cowgirl. I asked for her to ride me and she said I was asking to much for 40. In wich that about killed the vibe. She does give good efforts while in action tho. So that's a plus. But I'm more than likely am a one and done with this one.

At least you were offered more than I got. She told me I could only get one position so I pounded her out in k9. LOL.

[DishowuPlay]

I've been looking for this my whole life LOL anybody try her out? http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...es-25/23669039.

She has multiple reviews on this topic in_ _R.

[Destros]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nr-26/14061775

I went out to see her yesterday, but she took so long I left. Then as I was leaving out Dekalb was pulling everyone over who was coming in. So I knew I wasn't coming back.

Justaasking one is she really real. And two even worth it?

[Destros]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ght-29/7746180

Don't wait, go now. You find yourself getting off work and needing that realise, or you sitting at home on the couch. Do yourself a favor and call up the Amazing Mya. Grip was tight, ass so phat, and she pretty AF. Best bang for my buck in quite some time.

[Destros]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-t-28/23557227

She s to fine to be this lack luster. Idk of it was to much lube, or if she is just runt. But no grip at all and it took me jacking myself off to get off. Then she acted surprised that I didn't want to hit no more. I asked her to finish me off first and she wouldn't, so I did. She gave me her pretty titty to suck on tho. She cool, but maybe she has been to cool. Oh and we started off the back, miss, and reverse cowgirl. I asked for her to ride me and she said I was asking to much for 40. In wich that about killed the vibe. She does give good efforts while in action tho. So that's a plus. But I'm more than likely am a one and done with this one.