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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hi sweetie! How are you, my love? (and thank you for the PM's).

This ad was brought to my attention by a fellow Board member. I just wanted to thank you for appreciating proper feminine hygiene as much as I do. I see that you are requiring your receptionists to adhere to "Jag.

S Rules of Hygiene", as a "condition" of employment.

Nice work, Natasha! And as always you are sooooooo very sexy and beautiful!

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/AdultJob...ng-24/10698794

[Jay7005]

No. And with an advertised rate of $200 for a body rub, I wouldn't even consider it.

Gentlemen?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ty-22/10679964

Anyone met this young tasty treat yet?

[Mosin Nagant]

OK, not really.

But I finally got to meet the famous Kat. I was attracted to her ads, whimsical and fun. Seemed like a smart woman, and I enjoy intelligent conversation in my dates.

I tried to set up a meeting for the following day, and she playfully replied "what are you doing now"? I was in the area of her incall, out with friends at dinner. I told her I was having my second Manhattan, was that a problem? No she replied. Got to her home, safe area but I was still looking around. She answered the door wearing a cute outfit, not in-your-face too sexy. Very much GND look. Gorgeous long red hear, fantastic smile. We talked for a bit, she opened some red wine and we had some nice conversation. Soon, we moved to a different form of communication. I won't put down acronyms or lusty details. Let's just say I was planning on being there about an hour, it wound up being over two and a half. Wound up seeing her again the following day for some afternoon delight.

She is really interesting as a person, very open and honest. I will repeat again and again, probably this coming week. Not sure why she doesn't get more mention here. She has another career, obviously enjoys many aspects of this one as well. I am going to enjoy her until some guys snaps her up forever.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ys-29/10575579

[BrianMulane]

I wanted to see this girl last time she was here a few weeks ago and missed her. She looks fun but who knows. May give it a try.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...70-19/10296729

Yours Truly,

I've seen her before. Average at best but worth it for the right price.

[BrianMulane]

I've seen her in the past. She used to have bright pink hair. She is young and firm but just average service. CBJ and doesn't get on top. She normally has good rates and her pics are pretty accurate but you will get what you pay for. She's a small b cup. Don't let any pics fool you .

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...70-19/10296729

[WalSTreet]

Gentlemen?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ty-22/10679964

Anyone met this young tasty treat yet?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I saw this woman recently. An absolutely and "unrequited" disappointment! This woman is at least 15 years older than her ad states (24). She is NOWHERE close to the gorgeous ass you see in the photo. When I called her, I should have known by her thick New York Latina accent that she was not the woman in the ad. I just fucking knew it. But, I thought I would give her chance. What can I say? I'm a nice guy.

Got to her location off Semoran and was greeted by an unattractive, "worn", 40's something woman, 5-2/100 pounds, br / br, with a fucking filthy nasty New York accent. She sounded just like she did on the phone. Her apartment was vacant other than the "massage bed" in her room. My dear brothers from New York, no offense, but there are "cool" (Whadda youse gonna do? Fuggetaboutit. Don Vito Corleone: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"; Sal Tessio: "Lou Cabrazzi sleeps wit da fishes" and "Tom, can ya get me off da hook, for old times sake?". Tom Hagen: "Can't do it Salli"; Don Vito Corleone: "I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills, I don't want his mutha to see him like this"; "Fat" Peter Clemenza: "Leave da gun, take da cannoli's". Youse know what I mean, youse guys?) New York accents, and then, there are "some" women from New York, with a really fucked up and nasty accent. What the fuck was that chicks name from that TV show?? Fran Drescher??

I was a real fucking PISSED OFF Jag!

Stay away from this one, guys.

Again, what the fuck ever happened to truth in advertising??

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/AdultJob...re-27/10433700

[Member #4547]

I wanted to see this girl last time she was here a few weeks ago and missed her. She looks fun but who knows. May give it a try.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...70-19/10296729

Yours Truly,

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I was going to wait until I heard back from DPM on Melissa but my fucking cock got so hard looking at the photo of her sitting on the bed, that I just had to call. I called the number 14 minutes ago (6-27-2014 at 2027 hrs.) and a fucking dude answers the phone. I asked for Melissa and the dude says that there is no Melissa. I asked him to confirm the number, which he does. I said ok. Then, I call back thinking I fucked up somehow. The dude said that he had JUST PURCHASED the cell phone from "a guy" yesterday. WTF?? The dude also told me that has no idea what was going on and that people were also calling asking for "Victoria" as well. If this dude said he just purchased the phone yesterday ( I have no reason to doubt his story), and Melissa's ad has yesterday's date on it, why would she (or her BF) sell the phone. That makes no sense to me. Unless that was her BF I was talking to and he was trying to "play it off". DPM did say two white dudes knocked on the door while he was trying to get his "nut".

Otherwise, poor fucker! I feel sorry for him. LOL. He thought he was buying a cheap phone, not realizing that his phone was going to blow up with a bunch of hard dicks calling for some pussy! LOLOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sa-24/10698734

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This treat caught my eye. So, I went to sleep to dream of her. Rough start, but dream turned out awesome in the end.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sa-24/10698734

Pretty your girl. Girl in the pics. Nice, slim, tight body, a tad on short side. Small, but perky tits.

First get the bad out of the way. Set up for 15 min qv. Got in the room did LE check and for 5 minutes, dream was going great. Great attitude, took directions well. About to sample her BBBJ skills.

Then, knock on the door. Said it was her boyfriend and I had to go. WTF! Got dressed and went outside the door and saw 2 young white dudes. They said time was up. Talked to the dude and told him I wasn't done with my time. There was another hot young girl with them. When I asked if she got down, she came and started flirting with me in her short ass shorts. Couldn't resist.

Long story short, paid for a qv with the new girl and got both those hot young things together. Dudes turned out to be cool and went away and let me be. Man, these girls were awesome! Both took directions well and did everything I told them. They definitely liked playing together, touching, kissing. I directed my own little show and they were into it, laughing and having fun.

Played with one while the other gave nice, sloppy BBBJ. Then, switched back and forth. Got a double BBBJ while both are on their knees hugging each other, tag teaming on little man, like a good porn flick. Wouldn't allow CIM or COF, but one jerked me till I left my babies on the other one's tits. I didn't come for FS, but I imagine it would have been wild and non-mechanical. Will sample that next time.

What might have been a sketchy situation turned out for the best. Will definitely repeat. Both girls kept apologizing for earlier mix-up. Seems they are just getting started. Hopefully, they'll learn better business practices over time.

Recommend. Especially if you like thin, shapely girls with small perky tits. Stay safe and monger on!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sa-24/10698734

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ie-21/10700123 (the 2nd girl, Angie. Looks way better in person than her pics).

Great review brother DPM. Most appreciated. I had my eye on Melissa ever since her ad popped up a week or so ago (or, at least that is when I first saw it). I fucking LOVE her legs. LOVE them. Gentlemen, take a close look at Melissa's "cheerleader" legs. I have a very good feeling that Melissa has an ass to match those gorgeous legs. Indeed, I may have to "inseminate" this young "co-ed" looking hottie with my "Jag Seed" very, very soon.

However, before I do, I want you to PM me. I have a question I wish to ask you about Melissa.

Thank you, sir, "Da Poon Man".

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10698733

[Member #4547]

The blonde's pics are all over the internet.

Yea. I don't know where but I've seen that blond before.

[Sillyolman]

Anybody had any luck with this smoking hot blonde cutie? Damn, she's hot!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Transsex...deo-19/4226588

Called 1 time and was able to negotiate 60 for qv over phone. Something came up and could not make it that day.

1 1/2 weeks later, called and she is saying $. 5 is lowest. Wish I had made it the first time, ha ha.

If the service is great and the pics are accurate, might be worth it. Any intel would be appreciated.

The blonde's pics are all over the internet.

[Sillyolman]

Anybody had any luck with this smoking hot blonde cutie? Damn, she's hot!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Transsex...deo-19/4226588

Called 1 time and was able to negotiate 60 for qv over phone. Something came up and could not make it that day.

1 1/2 weeks later, called and she is saying $. 5 is lowest. Wish I had made it the first time, ha ha.

If the service is great and the pics are accurate, might be worth it. Any intel would be appreciated.

The blonde's pics are all over the internet.

[Da Poon Man]

Anybody had any luck with this smoking hot blonde cutie? Damn, she's hot!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Transsex...deo-19/4226588

Called 1 time and was able to negotiate 60 for qv over phone. Something came up and could not make it that day.

1 1/2 weeks later, called and she is saying $. 5 is lowest. Wish I had made it the first time, ha ha.

If the service is great and the pics are accurate, might be worth it. Any intel would be appreciated.

[Da Poon Man]

This treat caught my eye. So, I went to sleep to dream of her. Rough start, but dream turned out awesome in the end.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sa-24/10698734

Pretty your girl. Girl in the pics. Nice, slim, tight body, a tad on short side. Small, but perky tits.

First get the bad out of the way. Set up for 15 min qv. Got in the room did LE check and for 5 minutes, dream was going great. Great attitude, took directions well. About to sample her BBBJ skills.

Then, knock on the door. Said it was her boyfriend and I had to go. WTF! Got dressed and went outside the door and saw 2 young white dudes. They said time was up. Talked to the dude and told him I wasn't done with my time. There was another hot young girl with them. When I asked if she got down, she came and started flirting with me in her short ass shorts. Couldn't resist.

Long story short, paid for a qv with the new girl and got both those hot young things together. Dudes turned out to be cool and went away and let me be. Man, these girls were awesome! Both took directions well and did everything I told them. They definitely liked playing together, touching, kissing. I directed my own little show and they were into it, laughing and having fun.

Played with one while the other gave nice, sloppy BBBJ. Then, switched back and forth. Got a double BBBJ while both are on their knees hugging each other, tag teaming on little man, like a good porn flick. Wouldn't allow CIM or COF, but one jerked me till I left my babies on the other one's tits. I didn't come for FS, but I imagine it would have been wild and non-mechanical. Will sample that next time.

What might have been a sketchy situation turned out for the best. Will definitely repeat. Both girls kept apologizing for earlier mix-up. Seems they are just getting started. Hopefully, they'll learn better business practices over time.

Recommend. Especially if you like thin, shapely girls with small perky tits. Stay safe and monger on!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...sa-24/10698734

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ie-21/10700123 (the 2nd girl, Angie. Looks way better in person than her pics).