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**DrPotato** · 06-24-14 16:45

Originally Posted by BillHo [View Original Post]

Any Hooker that admits to 31 in an ad is most likely 41.

I actually tried to see her many months ago and after confirming the appoitment in the morning, she would not answer the door when I got there. Don't know if she was not home or was unconsious, but I banged on that trailer for half an hour before leaving. Bill Ho.

Its the contrast between her body and her face that has me questioning my beliefs.

**Bill Ho** · 06-24-14 16:36

Any Hooker that admits to 31 in an ad is most likely 41.

I actually tried to see her many months ago and after confirming the appoitment in the morning, she would not answer the door when I got there. Don't know if she was not home or was unconsious, but I banged on that trailer for half an hour before leaving. Bill Ho.

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

It's like some kind of magic trick, or just the universes idea of a sick joke, but every time I see Lisa's pics, I'm incredibly turned on by her body, it looks like a sexy 20 year old, then you see her face and she looks 50. Damn my eyes.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ck-31/12257640

**DrPotato** · 06-24-14 16:22

It's like some kind of magic trick, or just the universes idea of a sick joke, but every time I see Lisa's pics, I'm incredibly turned on by her body, it looks like a sexy 20 year old, then you see her face and she looks 50. Damn my eyes.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ck-31/12257640

**BillyBob987** · 06-24-14 09:09

Originally Posted by Flabro [View Original Post]

My Fellow Hunters.

I'm sorry my feet got in the pics again. Please don't let them deter you from seeing her. Damn I'll never get that job at Olan Mills.

If this keeps happening.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

I was wondering who was taking pictures of all the girls in the area, it's the infamous Flabro. LOL.

**WalSTreet** · 06-24-14 08:38

Anyone tried this little lady? PM or post, I may try tonight.

http://tampa.backpage.com/Therapeuti...erapy/12472403

**Tim Fromfl** · 06-24-14 03:39

Originally Posted by Rich5302 [View Original Post]

Is BBBJ on the menu?

I didn't experience that on this visit, but it might be on the menu.

**NephriteJade** · 06-24-14 01:08

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...il-21/12775992

Nothing mind blowing or terribly disastrous about this one. Donations are listed in the ad and it's definitely her. She said the only rule was no greek, until I touched the cookie jar, then I was told that was off limits also. Depending on your needs, I would opt for the quick visit or the hh visit, since multiple pops are not allowed either. If you're into teeth, you may want to avoid. Her teeth are not rotted, she's just got a large gap in between her front teeth. Her body looks just like the pictures also, but the muscle tone is just not there. She's a cool chic with a pretty nice attitude though. As you know, YMMV. She wasn't really for me but she may be someone else's jewel.

**Jjingleb** · 06-24-14 00:24

Is BBBJ on the menu?

Originally Posted by TimFromfl [View Original Post]

Well, I had some free time and free money Sunday afternoon so I thought that I would get rid of a little of both of them. Because I hate making wasted trips when I am going outside of my normal tampa stomping grounds, I booked 2 appointments at about the same time. As luck and timing would have it I got a chance to experience both.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...te-28/11916870

Dani was the first up. She is the girl in the pics after a couple of texts, my appointment was scheduled and I had the address. She called to check on me a few times because she has had so many no shows. I opted for the 30 min for 80. That got me BBBJ, DATY, CG, mish, K9. Everything except BBBJ was covered. Overall it was a good experience. She is just way to far from me to make it a regular thing. She not as toned as some would like but the pics from her ad appear to be fairly recent pics.

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/e...es-48/11796808

My second appointment was a bit more interesting. I have seen Jewel posting off and on for years but never had the opportunity to try out her services and if reviews were submitted I didn't pay attention. I was looking for a cheap 4 handed rub and you really can't beat the price that I was charged for what I got. Firstly Jewel is either older than her 48 age that she puts in her ad or she has lived a very hard life. The location was her not well maintained trailer home. Little head must have taken over because I continued inside of this place. Julie is pretty cute and the picture in the ad does her justice. I am not sure if she looks cutier because she is next to Jewels but I was pretty happy with what I saw. As the session started I got naked and lay on the bed face down they both proceeded to lay on either side of me and rub some crappy oil on me. It was clear at this point that I would not be receiving the ultimate massage so my goal became to get as much out of the session as possible. As they rubbed my hands roamed to as many places as my fingers could find to put themselves. So after about 5-10 minutes they had me flip to my back and I to have a little DATY while they rotated who was performing the HJ. The end was a lot sooner that I would have liked but I was satisfied with the results. In my talking with them before on the phone and during the session and after the session, it doesn't seem like Julie can be had by herself and its a package deal (not sure if she is in training or what the arrangement is) Overall it wasn't a bad deal for 150 I didn't stay for the hour but that's my fault for being greedy and seeing them so soon after seeing Dani. The did promise that the menu will open up for me now that they know me but I have no idea what that means because if I hadn't of popped when I did they would have screwed my brains out. Its worth a shot if you are in the area but as always YMMV.

Tim FromFL.

**Flabro** · 06-23-14 23:54

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

Classic. Exactly what religion in the world specifically prohibits hookers from fucking black guys?

You mayeth only giveth up the twattage on the sabbath, taketh 60 for the quickie, but ye best not fucketh of the black cocketh lo gods wrath may smite you.

My Fellow Hunter.

She can Reward the Good Black Samaritan with the ass. For helping her with $ towards the light bill.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

**Flabro** · 06-23-14 23:42

Originally Posted by Snowboard972 [View Original Post]

Mizz Vanilla has a friend (See Bottom of Pic).

My Fellow Hunters.

I'm sorry my feet got in the pics again. Please don't let them deter you from seeing her. Damn I'll never get that job at Olan Mills.

If this keeps happening.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

**Snowboard972** · 06-23-14 20:18

Mizz Vanilla has a friend (See Bottom of Pic).

Mizz Vanilla is back and ready for action looking for roses and proper donations safe only pink white tight the best youll ever have tightest youll ever get only contact me if your intrested make you dreams and wildest fantasies come alive bilingual i'm very freaky and discreet 9175007859.

**DrPotato** · 06-23-14 20:07

Originally Posted by Flabro [View Original Post]

My Fellow Hunter.

I'm glad you commented on this one. A older black friend of mine went to see her but end up seeing her friend Kate. She told my friend she didn't see black guys because of her religion. I said she a ho & want kind of religion she into. I thought $ is $ & in this business why limit your options. I'm thinking she doesn't want to deal with the meat. You got azz holes in every race along with cheap guys. So she really not a thug or she has a pimp that doesn't want her to see black guys.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

Classic. Exactly what religion in the world specifically prohibits hookers from fucking black guys?

You mayeth only giveth up the twattage on the sabbath, taketh 60 for the quickie, but ye best not fucketh of the black cocketh lo gods wrath may smite you.

**Flabro** · 06-23-14 19:52

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

Chick wasted valuable picture option posting a stupid picture that says Thug Life (over flowers?) then says "no black male". Honey, what kinda thug life are you living?

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ls-27/12803188

My Fellow Hunter.

I'm glad you commented on this one. A older black friend of mine went to see her but end up seeing her friend Kate. She told my friend she didn't see black guys because of her religion. I said she a ho & want kind of religion she into. I thought $ is $ & in this business why limit your options. I'm thinking she doesn't want to deal with the meat. You got azz holes in every race along with cheap guys. So she really not a thug or she has a pimp that doesn't want her to see black guys.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

**Tim Fromfl** · 06-23-14 19:09

Well, I had some free time and free money Sunday afternoon so I thought that I would get rid of a little of both of them. Because I hate making wasted trips when I am going outside of my normal tampa stomping grounds, I booked 2 appointments at about the same time. As luck and timing would have it I got a chance to experience both.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...te-28/11916870

Dani was the first up. She is the girl in the pics after a couple of texts, my appointment was scheduled and I had the address. She called to check on me a few times because she has had so many no shows. I opted for the 30 min for 80. That got me BBBJ, DATY, CG, mish, K9. Everything except BBBJ was covered. Overall it was a good experience. She is just way to far from me to make it a regular thing. She not as toned as some would like but the pics from her ad appear to be fairly recent pics.

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/e...es-48/11796808

My second appointment was a bit more interesting. I have seen Jewel posting off and on for years but never had the opportunity to try out her services and if reviews were submitted I didn't pay attention. I was looking for a cheap 4 handed rub and you really can't beat the price that I was charged for what I got. Firstly Jewel is either older than her 48 age that she puts in her ad or she has lived a very hard life. The location was her not well maintained trailer home. Little head must have taken over because I continued inside of this place. Julie is pretty cute and the picture in the ad does her justice. I am not sure if she looks cutier because she is next to Jewels but I was pretty happy with what I saw. As the session started I got naked and lay on the bed face down they both proceeded to lay on either side of me and rub some crappy oil on me. It was clear at this point that I would not be receiving the ultimate massage so my goal became to get as much out of the session as possible. As they rubbed my hands roamed to as many places as my fingers could find to put themselves. So after about 5-10 minutes they had me flip to my back and I to have a little DATY while they rotated who was performing the HJ. The end was a lot sooner that I would have liked but I was satisfied with the results. In my talking with them before on the phone and during the session and after the session, it doesn't seem like Julie can be had by herself and its a package deal (not sure if she is in training or what the arrangement is) Overall it wasn't a bad deal for 150 I didn't stay for the hour but that's my fault for being greedy and seeing them so soon after seeing Dani. The did promise that the menu will open up for me now that they know me but I have no idea what that means because if I hadn't of popped when I did they would have screwed my brains out. Its worth a shot if you are in the area but as always YMMV.

Tim FromFL.

**OldEnuf0187** · 06-23-14 18:06

Gentlemen,

For those of you who have visited Franky, you should know she is relocating sometime around July 1. She is going home (to her home area code) and probably will not be back. Frankly, Franky could use a few dreams with us this week to help her out. You can check out my recent review #10254 and ThE OtheR site has some reviews as well. I have found Franky (I like all these F's) to be GFE and a provider who brings an A game with her. I know there will be a few who will try to use the situation to their financial advantage as well. Anyway, if you have not visited her, this would be a great week to create a new memory for yourself.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ow-34/11877924