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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-23-14 23:43

Gentlemen,

As many of you know, I have been Missy's lone proponent in the reviews of her Healing Hands "Spa", ever since she opened it, 6 weeks ago. Unfortunately and regrettably, I have to call absolute and TOTAL BS on her "ads" and her "Spa". Yes, I have been there five times and was fortunate to receive some good "service". However, after a VERY recent phone call, I learned that there are only TWO LMT's working there at this time. That's correct, gentlemen, only TWO LMT's. All Missy has is two mother fucking LMT's at her "Spa". WTF? And only ONE of those therapists has her picture in the ad. That therapist's name is, "Micha" and she is, indeed, a hot and fucking sexy woman. I have already exchanged dozens of PM's with Board members regarding the beautiful "Micha". I do have a nice review of Missy that I have been waiting to publish. I think I will publish it for my brothers by the end of the week.

The other therapist, Jessica, a very beautiful AA gal, does not even have her photo in Missy's ad! WTFF is that all about? As has been mentioned in the Massage Forum, some of our brothers were FUCKING "baited and switched" upon arriving at Healing FUCKING Hands Massage in Longwood. I wrote a comment about LMT's who "bait and switch" a week or so ago. Well, apparently, little Ms. "bikini contest" Missy failed to "get the memo". LOL. Hence she is continuing in this debilitating "bait and switch" "vortex".

So, gentlemen, as you all know, it is The Jag's solemn duty to report to his dearly loved Board brothers on ANY and ALL Intel that will help them make informed decisions in this hobby. So, at this time and "pending further notice", I would say that Healing Hands Massage in Longwood is, basically, a "bait and switch" operation.

Missy really needs to go back to the "Wharton School of Business" and come back and try again. At the rate she is currently going, her "Spa" is going to fail rather quickly.

Whatever happened to "truth in advertising".

JaguarXF.

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**OrlNiceGuy85** · 06-23-14 20:07

Anyone had the pleasure to review this little beauty? It does seem TGTBT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...er-23/10584650

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-23-14 18:36

I just had to post this. Look very closely at Deziah's "fuck me" face in this hot fucking photo! Just look at it. That is the "Essence" (Yes, I know, nice pun, lol) of a beautiful woman in pure, unbridled, unadulterated, and unrequited lust and sexual rapaciousness!

Just imagine you cumming up behind her and pulling her sexy lace panties over her left ass cheek, pulling apart her "split", with both hands, "hooking" her with your right thumb, (or, left thumb) using The Jag's patented "hooking" technique and then going baaaaaaallls deeeeeeeeep into Deziah's, "world class" spinner ass and pussy!

Dear God help us! What a fucking ass she has.

I have seen and reviewed this oversexed young vixen a few times. Deziah defines the acronym, "YMMV". Her menu is very limited unless, there is a serious "connection" between her and her client. Trust me on that. PM if anyone wants additional data regarding my "sessions" with this stunningly sexy little spinner hottie.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10244621

**BuffGuy111** · 06-23-14 17:55

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

No disrespect to the pretty young lady here, but, if your are going to use a photo for your Escort ad, please be sure to wear a "fresh" blouse.

Perspiration stains on a blouse are not particularly attractive. Though, the young lady is a cutie pie.

My dos Centavos.

JaguarXF

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10676822

She has the nerve to ask for 200 hh with those sweaty arm pits!! I realize it's summer time but GEES!

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-23-14 17:35

WTF? What is it with women and their fucking "Herman Munster" ("The Munster's, circa, 1964) shoes? LOL. Again, no disrespect to my lovely, "ovulating", providers, but, I fail to understand why so many women like wearing 6" high heeled shoes.

Color me stupid.

A little help anyone?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10676812

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-23-14 17:15

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Search by the name Michele for reviews.

C3.

Hey C3. Yeah, I called her many months ago and spoke for about ten minutes or so. I asked her about her pics and if they were recent. She said they were "within" a few years. That was it for me.

I thanked her for her time and hung up.

I think her pics are at least 10 years old. I may be wrong but, they just look old. She told me she only does outcall. I would have seen her at my hotel, but, I just got the sense that I would have been very disappointed, upon seeing her at my hotel door. lol

JaguarXF.

**Nickoglock** · 06-23-14 17:14

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

No disrespect to the pretty young lady here, but, if your are going to use a photo for your Escort ad, please be sure to wear a "fresh" blouse.

Perspiration stains on a blouse are not particularly attractive. Though, the young lady is a cutie pie.

My dos Centavos.

JaguarXF

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10676822

Yuck, good catch Jag. She needs some right guard LOL.

**TheComedian** · 06-23-14 17:12

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

No disrespect to the pretty young lady here, but, if your are going to use a photo for your Escort ad, please be sure to wear a "fresh" blouse.

Perspiration stains on a blouse are not particularly attractive. Though, the young lady is a cutie pie.

My dos Centavos.

JaguarXF

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10676822

She is cute, but there are equally or cuter that are tried and true in the reviews here that are much more affordable.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-23-14 17:03

No disrespect to the pretty young lady here, but, if your are going to use a photo for your Escort ad, please be sure to wear a "fresh" blouse.

Perspiration stains on a blouse are not particularly attractive. Though, the young lady is a cutie pie.

My dos Centavos.

JaguarXF

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10676822

**Camera3** · 06-23-14 16:42

Search by the name Michele for reviews.

C3.

Originally Posted by Tihoward [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this woman. Here's the link.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...nytime/5673694

**Paddy1969** · 06-23-14 14:11

Pity, what was the intel, pm me please.

Originally Posted by Nickoglock [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ome-22/7034436

From what I read on the other site, I'd stay away from this.

**TjmHappy** · 06-23-14 13:47

Originally Posted by Nickoglock [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ome-22/7034436

From what I read on the other site, I'd stay away from this.

Such a shame with red head a being my kryptonite.

Thanks for the valuable info!

Tjmhappy.

**Nickoglock** · 06-23-14 12:35

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ome-22/7034436

From what I read on the other site, I'd stay away from this.

**Tihoward** · 06-23-14 11:54

Has anyone seen this woman. Here's the link.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...nytime/5673694

**DC248** · 06-23-14 11:29

Originally Posted by Spacemanfl [View Original Post]

I've seen her several times and BBBJ skills were great. Unfortunately she only does CBJ now.

Originally Posted by OrlandoDoc [View Original Post]

So Space.
Who the hell are you referring too?

He's talking about Jasmine:

Originally Posted by Rufus2104 [View Original Post]

Jasmine from Cocoa has moved to our beautiful city. I have been with her so many times I lost count. She still looks good and always makes me cum in mish. She has this way of pumping her ass and milking every drop of cum from you cock. BTW her BJ skills are tops. She will stay with it 20 min. Or until you cry uncle. She is advertising on BP and needs regular mongers. Let's try to keep her here. 100 hh, 160 h. No greek.

Be Safe.

Rufus.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ls-25/10654425

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...90#post2120190