Negative Escort Reviews

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I was in Orlando this morning and saw Cuban Melissa was in town. I called, she said she was available. I was 35 minutes away and she told me she would text the address. As I got close she had not given me the address and I called again, It went to voicemail. I got a text, with the address and I went there. Then it ended. I called and nothing, I texted, nothing. I had a window of opportunity and she ruined it. I was really looking forward to meeting her. She seemed to have good reviews. Too bad.

I would avoid her. My two cents.

[Just Ron]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ut-21/10113761

She keeps changing her number to avoid honestly. Be safe, I think there are better choices.

[Bonghit420]

Maybe this is legit and just adds to her bizarre behavior. This is the negative review section and that is exactly what that is.

It is SUPER RARE for a guy to have tons of references and yet first post ever here is a negative one.

Am sure if a first poster first review is negative review about you others would jump to defend you and you would think its bs.

And either way her regulars know its a bs review just how your regulars would think the same if review was about you.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

Feeling the need to say something without using the regular handle.

You have all this cred on other sites and references from Linda Lovelace herself but yet this is your very first post.

A2 put an end to this carnage. You can give it a rest. Time to move on. Nothing more to see here.

Just gotta let it play out brother, the sooner people stop talking about, the sooner it's over.

A2

Maybe this is legit and just adds to her bizarre behavior. This is the negative review section and that is exactly what that is.

[Member #4547]

Usually arrange sessions with reputable providers from p411 or date check but read some good reviews of savanna suckapole and decided to give her a try. Texted, then called and she texted back and then spoke by phone and set a date for 730 that evening at her incall. Gave her all my reference info including another site handle, p411 and date check I'd's. Also told her I could give many provider references and thought we were all set. Texted her 30 min ahead that I was on my way, and she texted back this random question, asking if I was someone with another name / handle. Tried to call but went to VM, so I texted her my correct info / handle and got no response. Arrived at the address she gave. A sketchy no- tell extended stay and called again sev times. Pretty obvious she turned the phone off cause it went right to vm. Waited about 10 min past appt time, still no answer or return call or text. So I left an never heard back. Should have known better than to mess with a BP provider. Not sure what her problem was but too many legit providers out there to put up with this crap. Too bad. She's gotten some nice reviews, and was actually planning to up the donation 50 because of short notice. In the future, I'll stick with higher class escorts and stay away from the garbage on BP. More $ but at least they treat their clients right.

I've seen her before and it was a pleasurable experience. Well other than her little dog biting my feet.

Little Meech.

[TheeeGentleman]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-26/8715335

A bit paranoid over the phone but was easy to arrange. She answered the door in a tight black dress. Nice tight body but her teeth were damaged from eastern European dental care. She stripped immediately and directed me to do the same (I could already hear the stopwatch starting). She slapped on the cover before even turning on the charm so the little guy was still asleep. She then asks me about my job etc. (not exactly sensual talk or atmosphere). A Jerry Springer type show was blaring in the background and she mounts me with all the delicacy of a rough rider. She gets off after a bit claiming to be bone dry. She takes a giant bottle of ordinary skin lotion (not lube) and squirts about a 1/2 cup into her hand and massages it into the cooch. She then gets going really good and as I'm about to pop she jumps off exhausted. We then tried doggy, then mish, then she says I need to cum as time is up. We had to finish with HJ as the condom keeps me from coming (usually finish with BBBJ which wasn't on her limited menu). I won't repeat.

Just a note that ordinary hand lotion was not made for use with latex condoms. Ingredients in lotions can cause latex to weaken or disintegrate; definitely not safe.

[Exec Talent]

Usually arrange sessions with reputable providers from p411 or date check but read some good reviews of savanna suckapole and decided to give her a try. Texted, then called and she texted back and then spoke by phone and set a date for 730 that evening at her incall. Gave her all my reference info including another site handle, p411 and date check I'd's. Also told her I could give many provider references and thought we were all set. Texted her 30 min ahead that I was on my way, and she texted back this random question, asking if I was someone with another name / handle. Tried to call but went to VM, so I texted her my correct info / handle and got no response. Arrived at the address she gave. A sketchy no- tell extended stay and called again sev times. Pretty obvious she turned the phone off cause it went right to vm. Waited about 10 min past appt time, still no answer or return call or text. So I left an never heard back. Should have known better than to mess with a BP provider. Not sure what her problem was but too many legit providers out there to put up with this crap. Too bad. She's gotten some nice reviews, and was actually planning to up the donation 50 because of short notice. In the future, I'll stick with higher class escorts and stay away from the garbage on BP. More $ but at least they treat their clients right.

Feeling the need to say something without using the regular handle.

You have all this cred on other sites and references from Linda Lovelace herself but yet this is your very first post.

A2 put an end to this carnage. You can give it a rest. Time to move on. Nothing more to see here.

Just gotta let it play out brother, the sooner people stop talking about, the sooner it's over.

A2

[GspotMasta007]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-26/8715335

A bit paranoid over the phone but was easy to arrange. She answered the door in a tight black dress. Nice tight body but her teeth were damaged from eastern European dental care. She stripped immediately and directed me to do the same (I could already hear the stopwatch starting). She slapped on the cover before even turning on the charm so the little guy was still asleep. She then asks me about my job etc. (not exactly sensual talk or atmosphere). A Jerry Springer type show was blaring in the background and she mounts me with all the delicacy of a rough rider. She gets off after a bit claiming to be bone dry. She takes a giant bottle of ordinary skin lotion (not lube) and squirts about a 1/2 cup into her hand and massages it into the cooch. She then gets going really good and as I'm about to pop she jumps off exhausted. We then tried doggy, then mish, then she says I need to cum as time is up. We had to finish with HJ as the condom keeps me from coming (usually finish with BBBJ which wasn't on her limited menu). I won't repeat.

I had the experience a few weeks ago. Not recommended. I won't repeat and recommend that you stay away.

[RedRagTop]

Usually arrange sessions with reputable providers from p411 or date check but read some good reviews of savanna suckapole and decided to give her a try. Texted, then called and she texted back and then spoke by phone and set a date for 730 that evening at her incall. Gave her all my reference info including another site handle, p411 and date check I'd's. Also told her I could give many provider references and thought we were all set. Texted her 30 min ahead that I was on my way, and she texted back this random question, asking if I was someone with another name / handle. Tried to call but went to VM, so I texted her my correct info / handle and got no response. Arrived at the address she gave. A sketchy no- tell extended stay and called again sev times. Pretty obvious she turned the phone off cause it went right to vm. Waited about 10 min past appt time, still no answer or return call or text. So I left an never heard back. Should have known better than to mess with a BP provider. Not sure what her problem was but too many legit providers out there to put up with this crap. Too bad. She's gotten some nice reviews, and was actually planning to up the donation 50 because of short notice. In the future, I'll stick with higher class escorts and stay away from the garbage on BP. More $ but at least they treat their clients right.

[RoccoJeremmy]

Dude,

I have no idea who you are but I think you are full of shit. I just don't know why. Are you a pimp trying to get even because this lady told you to go away? Are you a SP that is trying to get back at this lady for some reason? Like I said, I don't know, but given the very poor grammar in this post, the fact that this is your first post and the way you signed it I just think things are fishy.

So, I challenge you to prove me wrong in some way. Or get the Hell outa Dodge.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Ok, people, no worries every knows that this is bad joke from someone. I had wonderful time with Paige and she remains in my list, She smells like roses and taste like honey. That post is BS.

[Quietus]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-26/8715335

A bit paranoid over the phone but was easy to arrange. She answered the door in a tight black dress. Nice tight body but her teeth were damaged from eastern European dental care. She stripped immediately and directed me to do the same (I could already hear the stopwatch starting). She slapped on the cover before even turning on the charm so the little guy was still asleep. She then asks me about my job etc. (not exactly sensual talk or atmosphere). A Jerry Springer type show was blaring in the background and she mounts me with all the delicacy of a rough rider. She gets off after a bit claiming to be bone dry. She takes a giant bottle of ordinary skin lotion (not lube) and squirts about a 1/2 cup into her hand and massages it into the cooch. She then gets going really good and as I'm about to pop she jumps off exhausted. We then tried doggy, then mish, then she says I need to cum as time is up. We had to finish with HJ as the condom keeps me from coming (usually finish with BBBJ which wasn't on her limited menu). I won't repeat.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

You can't beat trolls to death, you can only starve them. Beating on them, or acknowledging them in anyway is like giving them a free BBBJCOF. So the next time, before you hit send, grab a towel to wipe their spooge off your face.

Like I said, just ignore them and live well, that's what will really piss them off.

A2

Yeah, that was pretty sick! LOL. But it's nice to see that Admin can have fun, too. Yes, trolls should be "starved". LOL.

Advice well taken, my good sir.

JaguarXF.

[Admin2]

You can't beat trolls to death, you can only starve them. Beating on them, or acknowledging them in anyway is like giving them a free BBBJCOF. So the next time, before you hit send, grab a towel to wipe their spooge off your face.

Like I said, just ignore them and live well, that's what will really piss them off.

A2

A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".

His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.

Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).

Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.

Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.

I am willing to give him a second chance.

Just my Jag, dos Centavos.

JaguarXF.

[Longjohn 13]

A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".

His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.

Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).

Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.

Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.

I am willing to give him a second chance.

Just my Jag, dos Centavos.

JaguarXF.

I want to be the Jag when I grow up!!

[PaigeSweetStuf]

You definitely called him and sent him running with his tail between his legs. LOL.

I hold my reputation on this forum and in the hobby to the highest regard. Anyone who knows me or has even read about me would know that review was total bullshit. I am very prompt, reliable, and clean.

I appreciate you going to bat for me c3.

Xoxo.

Paige.

Dude,

I have no idea who you are but I think you are full of shit. I just don't know why. Are you a pimp trying to get even because this lady told you to go away? Are you a SP that is trying to get back at this lady for some reason? Like I said, I don't know, but given the very poor grammar in this post, the fact that this is your first post and the way you signed it I just think things are fishy.

So, I challenge you to prove me wrong in some way. Or get the Hell outa Dodge.

Just sayin'.

C3.