Negative Escort Reviews

[RoccoJeremmy]

Dude,

I have no idea who you are but I think you are full of shit. I just don't know why. Are you a pimp trying to get even because this lady told you to go away? Are you a SP that is trying to get back at this lady for some reason? Like I said, I don't know, but given the very poor grammar in this post, the fact that this is your first post and the way you signed it I just think things are fishy.

So, I challenge you to prove me wrong in some way. Or get the Hell outa Dodge.

Just sayin'.

C3.

Ok, people, no worries every knows that this is bad joke from someone. I had wonderful time with Paige and she remains in my list, She smells like roses and taste like honey. That post is BS.

[Quietus]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-26/8715335

A bit paranoid over the phone but was easy to arrange. She answered the door in a tight black dress. Nice tight body but her teeth were damaged from eastern European dental care. She stripped immediately and directed me to do the same (I could already hear the stopwatch starting). She slapped on the cover before even turning on the charm so the little guy was still asleep. She then asks me about my job etc. (not exactly sensual talk or atmosphere). A Jerry Springer type show was blaring in the background and she mounts me with all the delicacy of a rough rider. She gets off after a bit claiming to be bone dry. She takes a giant bottle of ordinary skin lotion (not lube) and squirts about a 1/2 cup into her hand and massages it into the cooch. She then gets going really good and as I'm about to pop she jumps off exhausted. We then tried doggy, then mish, then she says I need to cum as time is up. We had to finish with HJ as the condom keeps me from coming (usually finish with BBBJ which wasn't on her limited menu). I won't repeat.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

You can't beat trolls to death, you can only starve them. Beating on them, or acknowledging them in anyway is like giving them a free BBBJCOF. So the next time, before you hit send, grab a towel to wipe their spooge off your face.

Like I said, just ignore them and live well, that's what will really piss them off.

A2

Yeah, that was pretty sick! LOL. But it's nice to see that Admin can have fun, too. Yes, trolls should be "starved". LOL.

Advice well taken, my good sir.

JaguarXF.

[Admin2]

You can't beat trolls to death, you can only starve them. Beating on them, or acknowledging them in anyway is like giving them a free BBBJCOF. So the next time, before you hit send, grab a towel to wipe their spooge off your face.

Like I said, just ignore them and live well, that's what will really piss them off.

A2

A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".

His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.

Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).

Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.

Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.

I am willing to give him a second chance.

Just my Jag, dos Centavos.

JaguarXF.

[Longjohn 13]

A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".

His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.

Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).

Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.

Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.

I am willing to give him a second chance.

Just my Jag, dos Centavos.

JaguarXF.

I want to be the Jag when I grow up!!

[PaigeSweetStuf]

You definitely called him and sent him running with his tail between his legs. LOL.

I hold my reputation on this forum and in the hobby to the highest regard. Anyone who knows me or has even read about me would know that review was total bullshit. I am very prompt, reliable, and clean.

I appreciate you going to bat for me c3.

Xoxo.

Paige.

Dude,

I have no idea who you are but I think you are full of shit. I just don't know why. Are you a pimp trying to get even because this lady told you to go away? Are you a SP that is trying to get back at this lady for some reason? Like I said, I don't know, but given the very poor grammar in this post, the fact that this is your first post and the way you signed it I just think things are fishy.

So, I challenge you to prove me wrong in some way. Or get the Hell outa Dodge.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

I am with you Camera in supporting Paige. She has always been clean and smelling fresh when I have stopped by to see her. Also her service and attitude is among the best in town. Any of you who have read that negative post I would take it with a grain of salt. She is and always will be independent and drug free, go see her!

I truly appreciate you stepping up and setting this man straight. You have seen me various times, and probably know me better than anyone on this board.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

A HUGE Jag shout out to the Administrator (and the many Board members, SM's AND providers (Thank you, my lovely and stunningly beautiful, Savanna)) who have had my "Jag" back on this individual, "Presence".

His excoriations were concurrently exposed on the Brevard Board as well. I PM'd him and offered him detailed "proof" of my GFE, PSE, BBFS, BBBJ experience with the sexy and sultry co-ed, AmandaStarr, (everyone knows I can back up my posts 100%, even at the risk of, ahem, "exposing" my "Jagdentity".) yet, he never responded. I even offered to explain to him the "operational paradigm" of: "Your Mileage May Vary". I never heard back from him.

Those of you who read his vitriol and mendacious lies know that I honestly tried to help this gentlemen become a more successful hobbyist, in the order of our esteemed brothers: Barolo, ExecutiveTalent, TheeeGentleman, VS, Vino, BG111, Babylight333, LurkerDan, LawDog17, RoccoJeremy, Montana77, PicMike, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, BrevardNewbie, Nedley Mandingo, SeXXes, Pbwardy, Greens, Ziggy1524, Pinoboy, Tyrice24, Scruffy, TPhresh, Old Pumper, OriginalSin, Ancientone, GregColston, C3, Haokido1947, Eleschlong, Tonyelianos and the list goes on and on (forgive me gentlemen if I left a few out. But I would have been here all night if I listed everyone. LOL).

Indeed, those of you who know me, know that I seek, amelioration, not conflagration; concordance, not discord and "symphony", not cacophony. I PM'd him and genuinely offered to assist him in any way that I could, so he could become a more successful hobbyist. I told him that I was willing to share my knowledge of the business with him and even help him achieve GFE success with providers. My overture's toward him were honest, conciliatory and sincere. Yet, sadly and regrettably the gentleman never responded to my PM's. Instead he ignored my PM's and chose to exhibit behavior that was "violative" of the rules of the Forum. Hence, he was banned, forthwith by the Forum Administrator.

Respectfully, I hope "Presence", "AbmaSlammer" (or, whatever his next username iteration will be) will abide by the rules of this great Forum, respect the exceptional gentleman herein and become a valued and contributory member, in the future.

I am willing to give him a second chance.

Just my Jag, dos Centavos.

JaguarXF.

[NedleyMandingo]

I am with you Camera in supporting Paige. She has always been clean and smelling fresh when I have stopped by to see her. Also her service and attitude is among the best in town. Any of you who have read that negative post I would take it with a grain of salt. She is and always will be independent and drug free, go see her!

Dude,

I have no idea who you are but I think you are full of shit. I just don't know why. Are you a pimp trying to get even because this lady told you to go away? Are you a SP that is trying to get back at this lady for some reason? Like I said, I don't know, but given the very poor grammar in this post, the fact that this is your first post and the way you signed it I just think things are fishy.

So, I challenge you to prove me wrong in some way. Or get the Hell outa Dodge.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[Camera3]

Dude,

I have no idea who you are but I think you are full of shit. I just don't know why. Are you a pimp trying to get even because this lady told you to go away? Are you a SP that is trying to get back at this lady for some reason? Like I said, I don't know, but given the very poor grammar in this post, the fact that this is your first post and the way you signed it I just think things are fishy.

So, I challenge you to prove me wrong in some way. Or get the Hell outa Dodge.

Just sayin'.

C3.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...wed-29/9830416

My mama would tell us to never say nothing bad about anybody but I guess there are exceptions. My third date ever in dis business was with Paige because it looked liked everybody liked her and from the looks of things she had a nice rack. Got to her place fine but was told to hold up a sec. No biggy but secs turned into 20 minutes. Got text for all clear and headed up. Not bad in the face and rack was busting out of her top. Got le check out of the way and then was led to the bedroom, Clothes hit the floor and that was when I got a sniff of something not right. Was told to lie down and as she got closer to me, I almost gagged. I jumped off the bed and the girl tells me she didn't have time to shower. Cmon man at least use a washcloth or something, that aint right. Grabbed my clothes and the envelope and got the hell out of there. KiSsEs.

[AbmaSlammer]

[Deleted by Admin]

This was an alias for that guy Presence, just ignore it.

A2

[Quietus]

Comes off real friendly on the phone. I thought I had a time and place three times on two different days and then nothing. Oh she'll call you an hour later to apologize for having you go to a particular spot for further instructions on where's she is at (30-minutes cooling my heels in a Longhorn parking lot). This is her ad on BP so if you want to play games driving around Altamonte waiting on that elusive 2nd call, have at it!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...am-40/10474029

[JeanSaulPartre]

Dallas reached out to me and we finally met. After seeing her, I have no choice but to retract my "avoid" and replace with "catch her if you can". As I said before, she could be a great gal once you are in a room with her – and now I can fully attest that she is. She is all that, I have more details in the "positive reviews" sections.

So as Vino said below, I will keep scheduling my appointments with Dallas and have my fingers crossed.

JSP.

[Camera3]

LII,

That was funny. And, yes, that describes my first wife, the one that ran off with my best friend. Damn, I miss my best friend. Wives are easy to come by but good friends, that's a different story.

C3.

Well my brother Vino I think you have described everyone's ex-wife LOL just sayin.

[LuvInIt007]

I've been in this game for a long time. I've been lucky enough to have seen some real top-notch performers, believe me.

There is one thing that I've noticed that has been consistant throughout the years. The really good, no, I mean GREAT GFE providers have a real tendancy to be quite flaky and unreliable. Even the great NaNa Pleases missed about one third of her appts with me. I was a regular of hers and we considered ourselves to be friends, as well. That didn't matter, I still got the texts from her quite a bit telling me some excuse and I also had quite a few NCNS's with her. That did not stop me from continuing to make appts with just about my best ever performer, NaNa. Thankfully, I forgave her for those missed appts and man, oh man, would she make it up to me the next time!

I have a long, long list of top notch performers that missed appts right and frickin left. Not just with me but with many other mongers as well. I used to wonder how in the fuck these girls could make you feel as if you were the only man in the world for them, when you were dreaming of them, and then act like you were an insignificant nobody over the phone. (I'm not talking about Jersey Girl or Joytoy, those girls are both in a league of their own. They should write the business model for other escorts to follow as to how clients SHOULD be treated!)

I have especially noticed that the young, hot, ultra-GFE girls seem to be the worst at keeping appts and showing up on time. I don't know how many times I have been livid when a girl that just texted me 5 minutes earlier, saying she was ready and excited to see me, didn't answer the phone when I had just talked with her 5 mins earlier!

Yes, it sucks. I've been there and I hate it too. However, I tend to have some more patience for giving them second, third, hell, sometimes even fourth or fifth chances. Because when you do get to see that mega-hottie, mega-performer, all those missed appts fade into a distant memory.

I don't know why these girls are such sweethearts when you're with them and such callous little witches at other times. I have my theories but they're just that, theories.

One thing that I do know is that many of these hot, young, mega-GFE providers are quite unreliable at keeping appts and being on time. I think this is something that you just have to factor in when you're attempting to dream of them. It's a decision that you have to make when you call, you need to realize that there is a good chance that she won't show up. How you handle it from there is your own decision. My .02.

Well my brother Vino I think you have described everyone's ex-wife LOL just sayin.