Massage Parlor Reports

[Admin2]

Can you tell us at what Hooters you can get a HJ. Thanks.

But my money says I'm betting you can here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1LfB2hqi3g.

[Sonicus]

Ask Timothy Luong, he's the owner.

How can I find this man I also miss the girls at bedazzled they were so hot.

[Face Fook]

In this industry, for whatever reason the money paid to the provider is called "Tips" when that should not be the correct term. A tip is considered 15% above the price of the service in the USA. For example you get a grand slam at Denny's for ten bucks, and you tip Flo "Kiss My Grits" an extra $1. 50 buck feefty or even $5 bucks on top of the god damned check.

So a real TIP is when I get an awesome full GFE session with a beautiful provider, and I TIP HER an extra 15% or more ON TOP of the $ for the service. So, . 4 for the house (goes to rent, laundry, advertisements, shakedown $ from both sides of the law, legal retainers, property taxes, shop repairs, coffee, internet etc.). Your provider gets the. 4, . 8, or $ and if she was really nice, a 15% tip on top of that. So be prepared to bring at least $1. 15 (5 Jacksons, 1 Hamilton, and a Lincoln) for FS if it is good to decent service.

This is a hilarious thread. But just remember, you would be surprised how much your service will improve if you run the numbers and pay the correct amount needed to play this game and enjoy this hobby.

[Caribe]

This is a shot in the dark. Anyone know where she went to? Gave the best massages there and always a happy ending.

REALLY? They said. She was history? I haven't seen her yet.

[Dildo Baggens]

With all due respect A2. You're letting this guy off too easy. I'm sure I can speak for most of us on this board. He's one of those few guys that makes our indulgence of the hobby many times more difficult to enjoy. I can't count how many times my mast and sails were at full regalia, only to be left dead in the wind because the young maiden wanted to negotiate the fee before delivery, because of guys like him taking advantage and sending us to the dreaded Horse Laterals to be left adrift.

He needs to be called out each and every time.

Baggens.

But instead I'll explain.

You tip them more than a waitress because you're not showing them your appreciation for doing their REGULAR job well. You're COMPENSATING them for what you actually came for.

Let me extend the analogy. If I go to hooters, and the chick is pretty, has a great rack, that's prominently displayed, gets my order correct, and serves me efficiantly with a smile, then I give her 15-20% because she's done her job well.

If on the other hand along with my wings and burger she dives under the table and gives me a great handy, then I'm going to leave her the 15-20% for the service, and PAY her for the handy.

Get the idea? To the rest of you guys, he's been smacked around enough over this, time to move on.

A2

[FunTrust]

But instead I'll explain.

You tip them more than a waitress because you're not showing them your appreciation for doing their REGULAR job well. You're COMPENSATING them for what you actually came for.

Let me extend the analogy. If I go to hooters, and the chick is pretty, has a great rack, that's prominently displayed, gets my order correct, and serves me efficiantly with a smile, then I give her 15-20% because she's done her job well.

If on the other hand along with my wings and burger she dives under the table and gives me a great handy, then I'm going to leave her the 15-20% for the service, and PAY her for the handy.

Get the idea? To the rest of you guys, he's been smacked around enough over this, time to move on.

A2

Can you tell us at what Hooters you can get a HJ. Thanks.

[Vancer]

Visited Sakura Spa during this week. 2nd floor, pretty easy to spot.

Entrance fee. 35 for hour. FBM was fine. Then lots of teasing and HE at the end.

The masseuse was good-looking at dark but when we came out and under the sunlight, not that eye-catching as I was expecting.

No rush. No tips request before HE. Tipped standard. 4 at the end.

Overall, not a bad experience but there were only 2 people working here so it would get very very busy and the masseuse serving you had to go pick up the phone and greeting customers outside, in and out, literally.

Definitely would repeat anyhow.

V.

[City Slicker]

This is a shot in the dark. Anyone know where she went to? Gave the best massages there and always a happy ending.

[Admin2]

But instead I'll explain.

You tip them more than a waitress because you're not showing them your appreciation for doing their REGULAR job well. You're COMPENSATING them for what you actually came for.

Let me extend the analogy. If I go to hooters, and the chick is pretty, has a great rack, that's prominently displayed, gets my order correct, and serves me efficiantly with a smile, then I give her 15-20% because she's done her job well.

If on the other hand along with my wings and burger she dives under the table and gives me a great handy, then I'm going to leave her the 15-20% for the service, and PAY her for the handy.

Get the idea? To the rest of you guys, he's been smacked around enough over this, time to move on.

A2

I try to tip no more than 20% of the entrance fee.

Unless we have a real major star.

Standard is 15% for waitresses.

Why are masseuses any different?

Giving them a big head by giving them too much.

Thanks for the sharing. We just want more performance for less dollar.

One monger's thoughts.

ROMAN.

[Stockholm]

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This one went a bit to far. I didn't throw a flag, but this was too much. He had "cheap bastard" coming but not the rest of it.

A2

[Dildo Baggens]

Funtrust,

I totally concur. You can bet I'll never pass on any primo info on a provider to someone who's that tight waded.

Baggens.

The standard is40 in OC LA. Very seldom is it 30, maybe in sticks. If a girl gives me a good hour massage, fun and maybe some more, I usually give 50, sometimes 60. If you plan on coming back, that extra ten is worth it.

If he left 8,the girls would make him a eunuch.

At a normal massage at a foot joint, for a full body legit I give 15. So 25 more for fun is right in line. For a regular foot massage, I tip ten.

[OCPep]

Well guys, here's a perfect example why providers up sell you during the session which ruins the ambiance. If Roman only gives 8 measly dollars for a HE, well I guess I can't blame the provider for thinking I might cheat her out of a normal customary tip. May I remind this fellow hobbyist that 30 is the base line for any extras.

Unbelievable,

Baggens.

Here Here. How would that look? Do you spread the $5 bill and the 3 $1 out across the the table? Do you secretly hid the singles behind the $5. Or do you simply scream out "Make it rain!" and toss the money into the air and run for the exit?

Don't be cheap guys. I'm no big spender but the different between a waitress and a provider is the waitress doesn't stroke your unit at the end of the meal. "Can I take your plate? Sure. Please pull out your junk so we can end this right. Thank You and can I have a to go box?

[Dildo Baggens]

Well guys, here's a perfect example why providers up sell you during the session which ruins the ambiance. If Roman only gives 8 measly dollars for a HE, well I guess I can't blame the provider for thinking I might cheat her out of a normal customary tip. May I remind this fellow hobbyist that 30 is the base line for any extras.

Unbelievable,

Baggens.

I try to tip no more than 20% of the entrance fee.

Unless we have a real major star.

Standard is 15% for waitresses.

Why are masseuses any different?

Giving them a big head by giving them too much.

Thanks for the sharing. We just want more performance for less dollar.

One monger's thoughts.

ROMAN.

[FunTrust]

Everywhere I've read, the std tip for an HE is 40. If he tipped 20% that would be 8 bucks. Not sure that would fly anywhere. That said, only been in the hobby for a year and don't go past CBJ so perhaps I am not in the know.

The standard is40 in OC LA. Very seldom is it 30, maybe in sticks. If a girl gives me a good hour massage, fun and maybe some more, I usually give 50, sometimes 60. If you plan on coming back, that extra ten is worth it.

If he left 8,the girls would make him a eunuch.

At a normal massage at a foot joint, for a full body legit I give 15. So 25 more for fun is right in line. For a regular foot massage, I tip ten.

[Mike102]

I was in the area and decided to see if Bella Vie was still open. I cruise down the dead end street, pull in the parking lot and go around it. Bingo it's open and plenty of parking! I enter through the black out doors and speak to the papasan. He wasn't your typical 60 year old dude or woman. He was mid-thirties. We exchange pleasantries and goes through the usual questions, how low, been here before? 30 min, yes. He takes my $40 (not $140) and leads me to the room. The room is nicely appointed but has some beautician contraption on one side but has a massage table in the middle of the table. I take off my clothes and sit naked in the middle of the table. I like to judge the reaction of the provider to guess what the possibility of extras are.

In comes my provider, a very cute viet spinner name Trisha. She is probably 5'4" thin as a rail, natural boobs, long mid back length black hair and Hot. Did I say Hot? Well she comes into the room and doesn't flinch with me being naked sitting on the table. She actually look at what I'm working with a couple times as she walked past me.

She asks me to lay face down. I get comfortable and fully expect to be covered. No cover happens. Good sign. She starts the massage at my shoulders, moves to my back. Then to my legs. I rub her legs and butt. She doesn't pull away or move my She rubs both legs and brushes the my crack multiple times. By now I know I will be getting a release. She continues the massage and lasts about 20 minutes. She does this pinch thing on my butt. Felt really good.

Asks me to flip. Starts with 1 leg, brushes the boys every so lightly. Did I say she was HOT? Moves to the other leg, brushes the boys even more. She goes to get the bottle of oil and starts a pretty good HJ. In a couple minutes I burst. Did I say she was HOT? She cleans me up, yada yada yada.

She didn't ask for money before the extra and I tipped her $40 and she seemed happy with it. I had the feeling that more extras could be had but not totally sure. Over all good time and probably will repeat. Did I say she was Hot?

This sounds great to me. Went to Touch of Excellence a few days back and while the service was spot on, the provider was pushing 50 and while not ugly, she was not hot. For reference, I got a bit of a PM here; didn't last longer than the first knuckle before I released the hounds. Thanks for the good review-up in OC often and will check this place out.