Massage Parlor Reports

[TheSick714]

So I have been on a search for some inexpensive massage spots with HE. This was a good stumble. In Orange right by the Orange Crush (57/5/22). If you arent picky in the looks department then this is a good place for you! Walked in to get pricing since they didn't asnwer the call. In a little business strip mall but it doesn't face the major street. Anyways walked in rang the bell and waited about 2 minutes. Older (40's /50's) asian lady with too much makeup and big bolt on tits answers. I ask how much for Hhr and its in my wheel house. So I go for a spin. I get taken to the back and there are 3 "rooms". Just like cubicles with doors. So anyways I sit down and start to undress. She says be right back and she goes into the next "room" I can hear the guy from the other side giving her direction. Telling her to do this and go this fast and all that. Mind you I'm in the next cubicle and can hear everything. So I'm like damn this place is pretty shady. I opt out at that point for a massage only. Listen to the old man next door get himself taken care of. Not the best experience at a MP. But none the less I figured a decent massage and maybe cop a feel on those tits. So I'm waiting and another asian lady (30's /40's) not a looker but nothing I can't work with. So she walks in and apologizes for the wait and all that. Tells me to take off the boxers and I lay down and no towel over the butt or anything. She asks oil and I opt for some lotion and she gets to work. Good massage. Little to no chit chat and worked on my neck and shoulders really nicely. Not too good on the legs but overall a 7/10. So she asks for me to flip and she starts with the soft touching and carressing. Still no towel on my boy so I roll with it. After about 2-3 minutes finally gets a rise out of me and she motions for the HJ! Now I was going to be a douche and let her do it without negotiating and just leave her a $10-$15 tip and wlak out. (Done that before and worked out. But it was a shitty massage anyways!) But I figured she was nice and I asked how much. She told me a. 40 and I said no way. I'll give you what I had in my wallet. She said ok. I so I grab the. 19 and hand it to her she says ok and gets to work. Not a great HJ but not bad either. Small hands but thick fingers. So made my boy look big but weird like a little persons hand on it. Either way I let her do work. Took direction good with motion and speed. Asked her to massage my boys a bit and she did. About 5 min later got my pop and she came back and cleaned me with a hot towel. Overall set me back. 49. Cheapest I've ever got away with at a MP with HE!

Anyways boys that's my little story. Willing to tell you all about the address in a PM.

[Stockholm]

Decided to give this place one more shot, because they now advertise in the Escort section of BP, plus the photo lay out was changed as well. I figured 50 for an hour would be Ok even if no extras could be had. As long as the massage was half way decent, why not.

Scene one: In walks CiCi an extremely hot Viet girl about 23 years old, with a bod that's better than advertised! Wearing a very tight blouse and spandex.

Her massage skills were very good, however was unable to relax; to much thinking about seeing her bare attributes the whole time while lying face down on the table.

When it came time for the flip, (approx 40 min) she motioned the universally accepted sign for HJ. Of course, I performed the universal sign for her to disrobe, which is some what more hands on, if you know what I mean.

Scene two: Full disrobement was on! All I can say-what a body! Asked to suckle her augmented breasts with tiny little nipples and she began to moan with pleasure, so decided to venture southward, gently brushing her very competent V, where she moaned even louder. I then asked if more extras could be procured, since she was so liberal in foreplay. Sadly though, no additional parlance was available. I even brought a custom fitted hat, just in case they kept none on the premises. No luck. I had to settle for the HJ. However, there was one little bright spot. She gladly saddled herself on top of me in 69 fashion, where she granted full dinning privileges, which is kind of unusual when only Hand jobs are available. You would think since I was orally BBing her, she'd at least CBJ me in reciprocation. Probably a gagger no doubt.

All and all it was quite pleasurable and I may repeat. Perhaps as we get to know one another better more options WILL be available. I'll keep you posted.

D. Baggens.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...ns-20/41519215

Checked this place out finally. Got the hour with the grand opening discount. I noticed 1 hour sessions tend toward a CMT experience, with a nice release at the end. And grand opening joints are a bit cautious and guarded in the beginning as well, but I may start going to new places due to the unknown factor and the prospect of a pleasant surprise. The area is not the most affluent, so I'm not sure how well they will do. But overall a pretty good session with an attractive and younger cutie. And you are right, these girls have nice figures. Very lickable & wearing sexy tight outfits.

[Dildo Baggens]

Yeah, I warned them before he should up!

Baggens.

Lambert charges $50 to get in. So you tipped Irene $10 ?

[SlappySalami]

Mamasan asked my opinion after.

So I gave a so-so and she got the.

Point.

Won't be going back to Irene.

May not be going back to Lambert.

Lambert charges $50 to get in. So you tipped Irene $10 ?

[Face Fook]

But my money says I'm betting you can here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1LfB2hqi3g.

I wish you were right looking at those hotties, but Unfortunately, you would lose your bet. Hooter's is a family restaurant. However in Columbia you can go here. . . http://web.archive.org/web/201102080.../pleyclub.com/.

[Roman]

Mamasan asked my opinion after.

So I gave a so-so and she got the.

Point.

Won't be going back to Irene.

May not be going back to Lambert.

[Mike102]

The standard is40 in OC LA. Very seldom is it 30, maybe in sticks. If a girl gives me a good hour massage, fun and maybe some more, I usually give 50, sometimes 60. If you plan on coming back, that extra ten is worth it.

If he left 8,the girls would make him a eunuch.

At a normal massage at a foot joint, for a full body legit I give 15. So 25 more for fun is right in line. For a regular foot massage, I tip ten.

Yup. It is the same in many places I've been around the country including my home town to the south of OC. When I've gotten better access or the HE was extended beyond just hand work how could I not tip more than 40 (when her mouth is around my sack). I am hitting spots once or twice a week as I am a bit addicted. I shudder to think what will happen to my wallet if I find an ATF place / provider.

My initial response was in the vein that perhaps I misunderstood what he was saying (like $. 4 vs. 4, which drives me a little nuts). Glad to see that my English reading skills are still up to snuff.

Have fun out there.

[Admin2]

Can you tell us at what Hooters you can get a HJ. Thanks.

But my money says I'm betting you can here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1LfB2hqi3g.

[Sonicus]

Ask Timothy Luong, he's the owner.

How can I find this man I also miss the girls at bedazzled they were so hot.

[Face Fook]

In this industry, for whatever reason the money paid to the provider is called "Tips" when that should not be the correct term. A tip is considered 15% above the price of the service in the USA. For example you get a grand slam at Denny's for ten bucks, and you tip Flo "Kiss My Grits" an extra $1. 50 buck feefty or even $5 bucks on top of the god damned check.

So a real TIP is when I get an awesome full GFE session with a beautiful provider, and I TIP HER an extra 15% or more ON TOP of the $ for the service. So, . 4 for the house (goes to rent, laundry, advertisements, shakedown $ from both sides of the law, legal retainers, property taxes, shop repairs, coffee, internet etc.). Your provider gets the. 4, . 8, or $ and if she was really nice, a 15% tip on top of that. So be prepared to bring at least $1. 15 (5 Jacksons, 1 Hamilton, and a Lincoln) for FS if it is good to decent service.

This is a hilarious thread. But just remember, you would be surprised how much your service will improve if you run the numbers and pay the correct amount needed to play this game and enjoy this hobby.

[Caribe]

This is a shot in the dark. Anyone know where she went to? Gave the best massages there and always a happy ending.

REALLY? They said. She was history? I haven't seen her yet.

[Dildo Baggens]

With all due respect A2. You're letting this guy off too easy. I'm sure I can speak for most of us on this board. He's one of those few guys that makes our indulgence of the hobby many times more difficult to enjoy. I can't count how many times my mast and sails were at full regalia, only to be left dead in the wind because the young maiden wanted to negotiate the fee before delivery, because of guys like him taking advantage and sending us to the dreaded Horse Laterals to be left adrift.

He needs to be called out each and every time.

Baggens.

But instead I'll explain.

You tip them more than a waitress because you're not showing them your appreciation for doing their REGULAR job well. You're COMPENSATING them for what you actually came for.

Let me extend the analogy. If I go to hooters, and the chick is pretty, has a great rack, that's prominently displayed, gets my order correct, and serves me efficiantly with a smile, then I give her 15-20% because she's done her job well.

If on the other hand along with my wings and burger she dives under the table and gives me a great handy, then I'm going to leave her the 15-20% for the service, and PAY her for the handy.

Get the idea? To the rest of you guys, he's been smacked around enough over this, time to move on.

A2

[FunTrust]

But instead I'll explain.

You tip them more than a waitress because you're not showing them your appreciation for doing their REGULAR job well. You're COMPENSATING them for what you actually came for.

Let me extend the analogy. If I go to hooters, and the chick is pretty, has a great rack, that's prominently displayed, gets my order correct, and serves me efficiantly with a smile, then I give her 15-20% because she's done her job well.

If on the other hand along with my wings and burger she dives under the table and gives me a great handy, then I'm going to leave her the 15-20% for the service, and PAY her for the handy.

Get the idea? To the rest of you guys, he's been smacked around enough over this, time to move on.

A2

Can you tell us at what Hooters you can get a HJ. Thanks.

[Vancer]

Visited Sakura Spa during this week. 2nd floor, pretty easy to spot.

Entrance fee. 35 for hour. FBM was fine. Then lots of teasing and HE at the end.

The masseuse was good-looking at dark but when we came out and under the sunlight, not that eye-catching as I was expecting.

No rush. No tips request before HE. Tipped standard. 4 at the end.

Overall, not a bad experience but there were only 2 people working here so it would get very very busy and the masseuse serving you had to go pick up the phone and greeting customers outside, in and out, literally.

Definitely would repeat anyhow.

V.

[City Slicker]

This is a shot in the dark. Anyone know where she went to? Gave the best massages there and always a happy ending.