Massage Parlor Reports

[Marshst924]

Went to the establishment right down the road next to La Isla. Frustrating AMP and not very attractive but she got the job done anyhow. She played a lot of games and kept trying to get me to help myself. Not what I'm there for. She said table shower is #1 in town. It's okay and at least didn't leave disappointed like the other place.

That area of town loves making "examples" of people.

[Sillyolman]

Very well said Gruglok! And from the provider's POV, getting an "Alpha Male" to P2 P would make her a player. One never hears of a pimp having to pay for his pussy.

Very well said brothers. Thank you.

[Whiskeysours]

Jag in all due respect you are incorrect! When she opened none were licensed, Nikki or Missy. Micha is now supposely working there, she is licensed but she always has worked for herself. I am not going to get into a pissing match with you.

Despite my growing irritation with this place, I will say that Micha, as Barolo points out, used to be independent. And at the time she offered a fairly comprehensive menu. She worked in Volusia and then out of a hotel close to UCF. She's cute and did modeling, but had a lot of personal drama. She's also licensed so I'm not posting details.

[Whiskeysours]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Agree 100%. Sure, some of us have game and some of us don't. In this hobby, however, the great equalizer is the precious greenbacks in our wallets. I test my game on women I don't pay to jerk me off. Whether the providers think I have game or not, why would I give a flying fuck?

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

You offered her twice her massage price because why? Oh because you are such a nice guy! This post doesn't pass the smell test!

Seriously. I love this fucking Board. I really fucking do. Brother Barolo is not one to "pontificate" with "grandiloquence" and "panache". He gets right to the point. No fuss, no muss, no BS, notwithstanding our "diametrically opposed" opinions on Missy Hottie's Licensure status.

I love you, brother. You are awesome and guys like you make this "prodigious" Forum a pleasure to be a part of.

Oh, gentlemen, when you watch this video at the 3:10, 3:30, and the 5:05 mark, you will be real tempted to "rub one out". Of course, if you have not already, by then. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWrXauG8cpY

[Member #4510]

I saw Renee last night based off of his review I was hesitant because not much is known about her here on the Daytona Beach board. It was hands down the best night of my life thanks to him. I'm a rookie but I co-sign every thing he said about her you guys should be in your car right now to see her she's amazing.

[Todds57]

As a visitor here, it seems like a lot of reading and drama for just a little information. So does this missy legend have a location in winter park? What's the best place near 192 and 27 to visit?

That area of town loves making "examples" of people.

[JonLong]

You offered her twice her massage price because why? Oh because you are such a nice guy! This post doesn't pass the smell test!

Because they didn't have any openings and so I bought my way in to an appointment. Than Missy took me instead of Jessica. Real story!

[Exec Talent]

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

Guys here are not stupid.

Owners who post fake reviews however are.

They destroy there business before it even gets off the ground.

Some life lessons are harder than others.

Suggest everyone avoid Healing Hands of Longwood just on principle alone.

Never mind how stupid it is to advertise an overpriced legit massage on this site.

[Barolo]

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

You offered her twice her massage price because why? Oh because you are such a nice guy! This post doesn't pass the smell test!

[Kj5811]

300 for a massage. I don't think so. Looks like missy is doing damage control.

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

[Big Bob III]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out5WWlCs0O and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Very well said Gruglok! And from the provider's POV, getting an "Alpha Male" to P2 P would make her a player. One never hears of a pimp having to pay for his pussy.

[Marshst924]

As a visitor here, it seems like a lot of reading and drama for just a little information. So does this missy legend have a location in winter park? What's the best place near 192 and 27 to visit?

[JonLong]

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

[Kj5811]

That is useful information. If you have a BBC and look like the rock them go see Missy or her girls. If not go somewhere else. That is good information to know. Thank you for the review.

Hey brother DIO, you certainly know the drill here. WS and I and dozens of other brothers have PM about Missy. I had a very pleasant experience every time I went to Missy's Spa. Every time. Every girl I saw there took good care of me. I am NOT saying that I got "everything" that I wanted. Not at all. But I made the most out of each massage and left "happy enough" to be willing to "repeat". Now, if you want details, you know what to do. I will not post them publically at this time. I posted a PSA about "bait and switches" by LMT's. Indeed, Missy at Healing hands is "guilty as charged", in the foregoing "indictment" handed down by our esteemed colleagues on the Board. Her sentence should be, well, I will leave that to your "libidinous" imagination brother DIO. LOL.

Indeed, Missy "tried" to pull a "bait and switch" on me when a girl I had an appointment with, failed to show up for work. Missy tried to set me up with another therapist, Jessica, whom I had already seen. Did I panic? No. Did I get fucking pissed? No. I just relied on my "hobbying skill set", predicated upon 12 years of hobbying and well over 1000 providers and went into "Full Jag Hobbying Mode". I flashed my "wow, Jag you look like "The Rock"", smile at Missy in her hot fucking sexy little outfit and said, "Please baby, for The Jag"? Well guess the fuck what DIO?? Guess what, brother? Missy must have liked my "The Rock" smile and decided to give me a massage. That's all it took, brother DIO: A sexy little smile, a little playful flirtatiousness and bingo! Missy was "Jag-mesmerized", lol. And my man, I am glad she did! She looked so fucking hot that day and was dressed to "tease". Trust The Jag on that. I have a nice review of her, but, I am NOT going to post it until next week.

DIO, all I can report is that I had very pleasant experiences at Missy's place and I left "happy enough" each time, Why? Because The Jag KNOWS how to hobby and how to make the most out of a potentially bad hobbying experience. Like LawDog17 says: "Don't blame the car, blame the driver". LOL.

And let me say something else. Missy LOVES, yes fucking LOVES Alpha Males. You can take that to the fucking bank. This chick thrives on "real men" and she loves a man that has real fucking Jag "balls" and that "commands" a "presence", if you will. Missy responds well to a man that is handsome, strong, confident self assured and knows his way around the ladies. Her ravenous sexual "aura" is aroused by such men. Can you possibly comprehend that? It's just the way it is brother. The Alpha Male rules the jungle. So, "step up your game" and become an "Alpha Male", or, respectfully I say, find another hobby.

JaguarXF.