Massage Parlor Reports

[Barolo]

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

You offered her twice her massage price because why? Oh because you are such a nice guy! This post doesn't pass the smell test!

[Kj5811]

300 for a massage. I don't think so. Looks like missy is doing damage control.

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

[Big Bob III]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out5WWlCs0O and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Very well said Gruglok! And from the provider's POV, getting an "Alpha Male" to P2 P would make her a player. One never hears of a pimp having to pay for his pussy.

[Marshst924]

As a visitor here, it seems like a lot of reading and drama for just a little information. So does this missy legend have a location in winter park? What's the best place near 192 and 27 to visit?

[JonLong]

My office is down the street so I was pretty excited to see a opening of Healing Hands of Longwood. My appointement was with Jessica for 90 minutes and have been texting the owner Missy. Now I'm in great shape older man that is very generous so I told MIssy $300 for 90 minute massage so I bought $500. Got there and MIssy decided to take me which was great. No drape massage. Thought there might be more but with 20 minutes to go laying on my back with you know what harder than Asian math was asked to flip on my stomach. That fucking hurt. Lmao. Still nothing but a great massge.

[Kj5811]

That is useful information. If you have a BBC and look like the rock them go see Missy or her girls. If not go somewhere else. That is good information to know. Thank you for the review.

Hey brother DIO, you certainly know the drill here. WS and I and dozens of other brothers have PM about Missy. I had a very pleasant experience every time I went to Missy's Spa. Every time. Every girl I saw there took good care of me. I am NOT saying that I got "everything" that I wanted. Not at all. But I made the most out of each massage and left "happy enough" to be willing to "repeat". Now, if you want details, you know what to do. I will not post them publically at this time. I posted a PSA about "bait and switches" by LMT's. Indeed, Missy at Healing hands is "guilty as charged", in the foregoing "indictment" handed down by our esteemed colleagues on the Board. Her sentence should be, well, I will leave that to your "libidinous" imagination brother DIO. LOL.

Indeed, Missy "tried" to pull a "bait and switch" on me when a girl I had an appointment with, failed to show up for work. Missy tried to set me up with another therapist, Jessica, whom I had already seen. Did I panic? No. Did I get fucking pissed? No. I just relied on my "hobbying skill set", predicated upon 12 years of hobbying and well over 1000 providers and went into "Full Jag Hobbying Mode". I flashed my "wow, Jag you look like "The Rock"", smile at Missy in her hot fucking sexy little outfit and said, "Please baby, for The Jag"? Well guess the fuck what DIO?? Guess what, brother? Missy must have liked my "The Rock" smile and decided to give me a massage. That's all it took, brother DIO: A sexy little smile, a little playful flirtatiousness and bingo! Missy was "Jag-mesmerized", lol. And my man, I am glad she did! She looked so fucking hot that day and was dressed to "tease". Trust The Jag on that. I have a nice review of her, but, I am NOT going to post it until next week.

DIO, all I can report is that I had very pleasant experiences at Missy's place and I left "happy enough" each time, Why? Because The Jag KNOWS how to hobby and how to make the most out of a potentially bad hobbying experience. Like LawDog17 says: "Don't blame the car, blame the driver". LOL.

And let me say something else. Missy LOVES, yes fucking LOVES Alpha Males. You can take that to the fucking bank. This chick thrives on "real men" and she loves a man that has real fucking Jag "balls" and that "commands" a "presence", if you will. Missy responds well to a man that is handsome, strong, confident self assured and knows his way around the ladies. Her ravenous sexual "aura" is aroused by such men. Can you possibly comprehend that? It's just the way it is brother. The Alpha Male rules the jungle. So, "step up your game" and become an "Alpha Male", or, respectfully I say, find another hobby.

JaguarXF.

[Gruglok]

And let me say something else. Missy LOVES, yes fucking LOVES Alpha Males. You can take that to the fucking bank. This chick thrives on "real men" and she loves a man that has real fucking Jag "balls" and that "commands" a "presence", if you will. Missy responds well to a man that is handsome, strong, confident self assured and knows his way around the ladies. Her ravenous sexual "aura" is aroused by such men. Can you possibly comprehend that? It's just the way it is brother. The Alpha Male rules the jungle. So, "step up your game" and become an "Alpha Male", or,
JaguarXF.

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Another experience that was something less than reported on this forum. Hard to believe.

Hey brother DIO, you certainly know the drill here. WS and I and dozens of other brothers have PM about Missy. I had a very pleasant experience every time I went to Missy's Spa. Every time. Every girl I saw there took good care of me. I am NOT saying that I got "everything" that I wanted. Not at all. But I made the most out of each massage and left "happy enough" to be willing to "repeat". Now, if you want details, you know what to do. I will not post them publically at this time. I posted a PSA about "bait and switches" by LMT's. Indeed, Missy at Healing hands is "guilty as charged", in the foregoing "indictment" handed down by our esteemed colleagues on the Board. Her sentence should be, well, I will leave that to your "libidinous" imagination brother DIO. LOL.

Indeed, Missy "tried" to pull a "bait and switch" on me when a girl I had an appointment with, failed to show up for work. Missy tried to set me up with another therapist, Jessica, whom I had already seen. Did I panic? No. Did I get fucking pissed? No. I just relied on my "hobbying skill set", predicated upon 12 years of hobbying and well over 1000 providers and went into "Full Jag Hobbying Mode". I flashed my "wow, Jag you look like "The Rock"", smile at Missy in her hot fucking sexy little outfit and said, "Please baby, for The Jag"? Well guess the fuck what DIO?? Guess what, brother? Missy must have liked my "The Rock" smile and decided to give me a massage. That's all it took, brother DIO: A sexy little smile, a little playful flirtatiousness and bingo! Missy was "Jag-mesmerized", lol. And my man, I am glad she did! She looked so fucking hot that day and was dressed to "tease". Trust The Jag on that. I have a nice review of her, but, I am NOT going to post it until next week.

DIO, all I can report is that I had very pleasant experiences at Missy's place and I left "happy enough" each time, Why? Because The Jag KNOWS how to hobby and how to make the most out of a potentially bad hobbying experience. Like LawDog17 says: "Don't blame the car, blame the driver". LOL.

And let me say something else. Missy LOVES, yes fucking LOVES Alpha Males. You can take that to the fucking bank. This chick thrives on "real men" and she loves a man that has real fucking Jag "balls" and that "commands" a "presence", if you will. Missy responds well to a man that is handsome, strong, confident self assured and knows his way around the ladies. Her ravenous sexual "aura" is aroused by such men. Can you possibly comprehend that? It's just the way it is brother. The Alpha Male rules the jungle. So, "step up your game" and become an "Alpha Male", or, respectfully I say, find another hobby.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Jag in all due respect you are incorrect! When she opened none were licensed, Nikki or Missy. Micha is now supposely working there, she is licensed but she always has worked for herself. I am not going to get into a pissing match with you.

Like I said brother, I did not inspect them, as I simply assumed that the gals were legit. I first saw Jessica about two weeks ago. I thought it was her license I saw on the front table. I have seen LMT licenses before and it sure looked "legit" to me. Since then, I saw three other gals including Missy herself. Misha's license was on the table in the back massage room as well. I had an "awesome massage" with her. PM for more data.

If Missy gave me a massage and she knew she was not licensed, then, I will post my LONG review of her tomorrow! LOL.

Who is "Nikki"? You said she was there when Missy first opened the studio in Longwood. I saw a Natalie too, but not "Nikki". Missy told me that she is hiring new girls and that I should "check them out". LOL. She said she has a spa in WP that she does not advertise. She said it is really busy and that they just have old repeat clients. Missy could be lying about that, too.

Has anyone ever been to Missy's "other" spa in WP?

Oh, and Barolo, you can piss on my leg brother, as long as you don't try to convince me that it's raining! lol

We're cool.

JaguarXF.

[Barolo]

I saw Vicki last week. She is still carrying the extra lbs from her second baby so the menu is very limited.

[Barolo]

I saw several of Missy's girls and they all had their respective licenses on display. No, I did not carefully inspect each license, but, the licenses were on the desk outside the rooms. There are also a copies of their licenses in the big desk by the front door, as you walk in and look to the left.

Frankly, and with all due respect to you, my good brother Barolo, I see no reason why Missy (especially due to the fact that her brother, Todd, is a well known lawyer in Orlando) would openly run a "felonious" Massage establishment by having her therapists practice massage without a license. It makes absolutely NO fucking sense, does it?

Please, Barolo, think about that for just a moment, if you will. Do you realize how serious of a crime that is? She just opened the mutha' fucking Spa on May 14,2014. It is not on the Sunbiz. Org website. I already checked it out last week. She could be running it as an "independent" operation for the LMT's to work out of, yet, has not yet, "registered" her business with the Florida Secretary of State. I don't know what the deadline is for a business to "register" before they are "violative" of any "statutes". (LawDog17, a little help here, brother? lol)

If I am proven to be wrong, then, I promise the Board that I will post at least FOUR "ball draining" reviews of the lovely ladies that I saw at her spa. I have already written four reviews so far. I was planning on posting them next week after I am done "sampling" the rest of Missy's girls. I have exchanged a lot of data via PM with at least dozens of Board members

The Jag WILL NOT hold back. lol.

JaguarXF.

http://orlandomassagetreatment.com/

http://orlandomassagetreatment.com/

Jag in all due respect you are incorrect! When she opened none were licensed, Nikki or Missy. Micha is now supposely working there, she is licensed but she always has worked for herself. I am not going to get into a pissing match with you.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

She is definitely worth it! Seriously Missy and her girls are not LMT's and don't need to be protected because of a license!

I saw several of Missy's girls and they all had their respective licenses on display. No, I did not carefully inspect each license, but, the licenses were on the desk outside the rooms. There are also a copies of their licenses in the big desk by the front door, as you walk in and look to the left.

Frankly, and with all due respect to you, my good brother Barolo, I see no reason why Missy (especially due to the fact that her brother, Todd, is a well known lawyer in Orlando) would openly run a "felonious" Massage establishment by having her therapists practice massage without a license. It makes absolutely NO fucking sense, does it?

Please, Barolo, think about that for just a moment, if you will. Do you realize how serious of a crime that is? She just opened the mutha' fucking Spa on May 14,2014. It is not on the Sunbiz. Org website. I already checked it out last week. She could be running it as an "independent" operation for the LMT's to work out of, yet, has not yet, "registered" her business with the Florida Secretary of State. I don't know what the deadline is for a business to "register" before they are "violative" of any "statutes". (LawDog17, a little help here, brother? lol)

If I am proven to be wrong, then, I promise the Board that I will post at least FOUR "ball draining" reviews of the lovely ladies that I saw at her spa. I have already written four reviews so far. I was planning on posting them next week after I am done "sampling" the rest of Missy's girls. I have exchanged a lot of data via PM with at least dozens of Board members

The Jag WILL NOT hold back. lol.

JaguarXF.

http://orlandomassagetreatment.com/

http://orlandomassagetreatment.com/

[Member #4547]

Here is the link for that last review.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ace-22/7270409

[Member #4547]

Hello,

I visited this young lady in a dream of mine very recently. Easy set up and I was on my way to her location which is in the Millenia Mall area. Nice apartment complex. Went up to her place and was met at the door by a nude and sexy young lady. We bullshitted for a little bit before I got comfortable. Decided to have a shower rub since I don't mind trying different things. We both got in the shower and washed each other before she got behind me and gave me a pretty good and relaxing massage using body wash as lotion. Her hands are very good as they rubbed my shoulders, back, legs and brushing by my nether regions ever so softly. I turned around and she started massaging the front of me. My hands started to wander and eventually started fingering her pierced pussy from behind. She was getting super wet as she moaned in pleasure. She got up and bent over backing that fat ass up on my rock hard cock. She started twerking up and down on my cock as it rubs between her ass and pussy. I most likely could have just started fucking her but I decided against it. After awhile she got on her knees and started jerking me off as she talked dirty and looked me in the eyes. I couldn't hold on any longer and cummed all over her big natural titties.

All in all a good experience. A little rushed but not bad. I would repeat and she has another girl working with her that comes in tonight.

Total cost was 50 "Meech" coins.

Little "Fucking" Meech.

[Film5947]

She is definitely worth it! Seriously Missy and her girls are not LMT's and don't need to be protected because of a license!

I know for a fact that two of them are lmts and missy has a lmt lic.

No disrespect, I don't know where you are getting your info.

However, you have the freedom say whatever the hell you want! LOL!

That is the point of this forums!