Massage Parlor Reports

**LawDog17** · 06-19-14 21:16

Happened to be down in Hunter's Creek the other day and was feeling some serious muscle soreness. So after trying a few new faces and getting nowhere, I opted for the only reliable AMP in the area by my account, which was John Young Massage, just south of JW Marriot in a little strip mall with restaurant and a little grocery store. I walked in and drew Sunny, who by all accounts and generous scoring was a 5. 5 on the AMP looks scale. I didn't really care as much as I wanted a good massage. Paid. 70 for the hour and was set up in a nice room. I had been here once before so I knew it was clean and neat. She asked how I wanted it so I indicated medium hard. (Normally I like it medium). She went to town. Litterally almost tore the flesh off my body but it felt good. She was a big girl, tall and solid so when she did Ashii (walking on my back and using feet to massage) it was almost painful but very deep and felt good. She said she could go deeper but I will leave that to the real men on here. Very nice rub, plenty of teasing, hot towels to wipe oil off. On the flip, we exchanged a little LEO check handshake and away she went. Very nice HJ with otc play. She had a nice rack and I was crushed that I didn't get to see them. (I must not have any game) After the HE, she toweled me off and finished the front side massage. Very nice. Got a little crazy on the head massage (left my hair messed up). All in all, a very nice experience. Tipped her. 4 and she was pleased and encouraged me to come back soon. On a side note, I am pretty sure that I am not a player and hope no one here thinks I am all about my ego etc. I do enjoy Brother Jag's prolific and verbose posts and believe he contributes greatly to this forum. I am not sure that I am anyone's mentor but I hope I add value to this place and I know he does. We all have different styles of reporting and hobbying. Busting each other's chops is part of the atmosphere and patting each other on the back is also part of it. I am sure we all get sick of too much editorializing and I know we get upset by too few details. I have already broken my own unwritten rule that if your post is bigger than your three fingers turned sideways it is too long, so I will shut up. But that is my report and my two cents. As always YMMV, be safe -- Dog.

**Pinoynger** · 06-19-14 20:23

Stupid work. Checked in too late to the board.

**Sillyolman** · 06-19-14 19:26

Originally Posted by EndGame [View Original Post]

Thanks for the reality check. I spend, therefore I am.

So we will count you as one who couldn't care less about the rest of us.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-19-14 17:21

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy [View Original Post]

Saw this ad pop up this afternoon, the reason I ask is the top picture and the ad wording looks familiar, but I could be mistaken.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ys-28/10641672

Yes, it is yet, another "iteration" of Venus and I-8. It's all good though! As long as the girls are hot and sexy, that is really all that matters, isn't it? LOL.

I already called them. I knew the girls voice on the phone.

JaguarXF.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-19-14 17:18

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I noticed this post today! Seems like someone is PISSED off!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-you/10640575

Some guys are just too sensitive I guess! LOL. But The Jag is cool about it.

Gee, I wonder who posted that ad? Hmmm.

JaguarXF.

**Kj5811** · 06-19-14 17:18

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

I noticed this post today! Seems like someone is PISSED off!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-you/10640575

Reported add. Don't know if it will do any good.

**TreeFiddy** · 06-19-14 16:28

Saw this ad pop up this afternoon, the reason I ask is the top picture and the ad wording looks familiar, but I could be mistaken.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ys-28/10641672

**Barolo** · 06-19-14 16:23

I noticed this post today! Seems like someone is PISSED off!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...r-you/10640575

**EndGame** · 06-19-14 02:52

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Thanks for the reality check. I spend, therefore I am.

**Don In Otown** · 06-18-14 21:37

Originally Posted by TuscanyMan [View Original Post]

Gruglok,

You nailed it!! I am tired of guys talking about how much game they have. Who cares? I'm sure most of these girls laugh when they leave and the girls are counting the extra money it took to get the extras that they thought they got because of their charming talents. I hope we can get back to reporting the facts and taking down the egos a little. We are hear to help each other out and not act like we are BMOC.

Stay Safe,

TM.

So much posing.

**Tuscany Man** · 06-18-14 21:21

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Gruglok,

You nailed it!! I am tired of guys talking about how much game they have. Who cares? I'm sure most of these girls laugh when they leave and the girls are counting the extra money it took to get the extras that they thought they got because of their charming talents. I hope we can get back to reporting the facts and taking down the egos a little. We are hear to help each other out and not act like we are BMOC.

Stay Safe,

TM.

**Marshst924** · 06-18-14 19:21

Went to the establishment right down the road next to La Isla. Frustrating AMP and not very attractive but she got the job done anyhow. She played a lot of games and kept trying to get me to help myself. Not what I'm there for. She said table shower is #1 in town. It's okay and at least didn't leave disappointed like the other place.

Originally Posted by Todds57 [View Original Post]

That area of town loves making "examples" of people.

**Sillyolman** · 06-18-14 17:39

Originally Posted by BigBobIII [View Original Post]

Very well said Gruglok! And from the provider's POV, getting an "Alpha Male" to P2 P would make her a player. One never hears of a pimp having to pay for his pussy.

Very well said brothers. Thank you.

**Whiskeysours** · 06-18-14 15:12

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Jag in all due respect you are incorrect! When she opened none were licensed, Nikki or Missy. Micha is now supposely working there, she is licensed but she always has worked for herself. I am not going to get into a pissing match with you.

Despite my growing irritation with this place, I will say that Micha, as Barolo points out, used to be independent. And at the time she offered a fairly comprehensive menu. She worked in Volusia and then out of a hotel close to UCF. She's cute and did modeling, but had a lot of personal drama. She's also licensed so I'm not posting details.

**Whiskeysours** · 06-18-14 15:03

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

Respectfully, this is the kind of advice to be given on a PlentyOfFish forum, I'm not here for a challenge or to convince a ***** to blow me. I'm here to exchange my money for services with a woman who's chosen to provide such services. All I need to know is those services being rendered are up to par, is safe, reliable, knows how to keep her mouth shut about my identity afterwards, and keeps her personal hygiene at a satisfactory level. Any hoopla about having to have game or being the alpha dog don't mean shit, the only guys with real game are the ones pimping some of their asses out and getting the $ into their pockets. As soon as a dollar bill slides out of your wallet or an exchange of goods occurs, you have no game, it just a transaction.

I understand the challenge and appreciate what some of you guys are accomplishing, but it skews your reviews for the rest of us who want to get in, comfortably bust a nut, and head off to the next part of our day a little lighter and released of the poison that seems to cloud our brains.

Agree 100%. Sure, some of us have game and some of us don't. In this hobby, however, the great equalizer is the precious greenbacks in our wallets. I test my game on women I don't pay to jerk me off. Whether the providers think I have game or not, why would I give a flying fuck?