Massage Parlor Reports

**Creeping** · 06-11-14 14:45

Originally Posted by JTreehorn14 [View Original Post]

. I paid $. 45 for a hh. , I left her $. 50.....

I'm really hoping your unsure about where the decimal and dollar sign go in this forum. Otherwise you paid damn near $$$ for a hand job!

Creeping.

**JTreehorn14** · 06-11-14 10:11

Stopped in on Sunday evening on a whim. I'd been by this place a few times and was tempted and tonight I had some cash in my pocket and figured, what tthe hell. Parking in back is discreet and I was greeted by a fairly cute girl in her late twenties to early thirties who smiled affectionately and led me by hand to a room. Rooms have doors and curtains and in my session, the curtain was all that was used to provide privacy. The only shower is a DIY stand-up in a bathroom, which I availed myself of in order to be nice and clean for my provider. I paid $. 45 for a hh. The tables have a hole for your head which is nice. I was draped but told the provider to leave it off. Massage was excellent and she spent a good deal of time on my neck which she said was tight. She also spent a good amount of time massaging my butt, making sure all of it was relaxed, which I responded to with encouragement and light stroking of her legs and butt. ST was extended and very pleasant. On the flip she went straight to the finish which she extended for quite while. UTC above waist touching was allowed but nothing more. Other services were inquired about but I was informed none are available. In the end a very nice NOVA release with some attention once more to a particular part of my backside which some men don't enjoy being massaged. When I looked at my phone on the way way out I realized the massage had been closer to an hour and as such, I left her $. 50 which she was fine with. Decent english, fairly cute, very pleasant, and no mention of tip up front. Her name was something like Katisha (odd name, right) and I would definitely consider going back.

**Member #4911** · 06-10-14 12:35

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...512619886.html

"THE MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ORIENTAL SPA OPENING IN 2014 - CENTREVILLE, VA. 703-543-2425"

Stopped into the new place near the River spa in Centreville. Some observations: parking lot level door leads you to the 2nd floor via stairs, the door was unlocked, you enter the lobby area which has a desk area and several massage tables behind curtain partitions, and three interior doors. A guy was departing as I entered. The lady leading him out was 30-ish looking, plump, seemed nice. After taking him to the door, she led me into one of the doors into a room with two massage tables. She collected the .45 fee for 1-hour massage. I got comfortable and she appeared after a 10-minute absence (R&R from her last massage?) She covered me with two towels (neck to feet) and started the massage over the towels. I talked to her a bit, she uncovered areas to massage with oil, then covered me back up. Several distractions took time away from my massage, to include several phone calls, and another guy entering the lobby area, and her bringing a cordless phone into the room to answer several more calls, typically brief calls to verify cost and closing time, but one longer call giving some guy detailed and repeated directions. She stated she was the only gal there, saying it is hard to find other gals due to county business requirements. I mentioned that it has been awhile, but River Spa just a couple of buildings behind her location had many girls the last time I was there. She replied with, "I don't know. " She had me flip holding the towel up to ensure my privacy. She did a quick chest to feet and said all done. I was like what... I decided I was not going to ask for a HE, but did want my hour and was pretty sure I was shorted, so I got up and looked at my watch, and pointed out that I had only been there 30-minutes. She said, "no, you here one hour. " I said, "no, 30-minutes, and there were several interruptions. " she said, "you no complain, you here one hour, I have to answer phones, I only one here, you no complain. " I said "why would you short me, that's bad for business isn't it. " she said, "you no complain, you no be like that. " I said, "I won't be back and no tip because you shorted me and too many interruptions. " nothing else was said as I departed. Total damage .45 for a (less than advertised) 30-minute massage YMMV, that was my experience.

**VonPag** · 06-10-14 00:46

With some of the breadcrumbs in this forum and a little additional investigation, was able to find the contact for TCCC. Set-up was easy, girl was available at the time stated, and provided overall good service. Only negative would be the quality of the talent was not as petite as I would normally like, but overall a great experience. I'd like to thank the board members for appropriate level of information / discretion to keep this a viable option for so long.

**Boulder1028** · 06-09-14 19:03

Did some Gardening a few months back. I have been a few times so here's some reviews of the gardners that helped me with my planting needs.

Candy. Saw her twice, did not mean to see her the 2nd time. Her massage was terrible and actually hurt me a bit, not in a good way. Frumpy body, meh TS, still washed the areas but nothing spectacular. Std nova.

Sunny. More attractive, answered the door in not very attractive clothes. She lead me to the room and changed her outfit to something more playful. Her TS was much better than the previous provider as was the massage. The massage was decent, and she was very playful but she wanted. 8 for extra special services. I didn't have enough so I gave. 6 for Russian finish.

Young. She is still there, I think she goes by mya now. Tiny spinner, older, but her TS is amazing, she really makes sure she washes that crack and really gets in there nice and deep. Her massage is stronger than the others which I like. First time I got the rubber glove treatment to check the oil. 2nd time was std nova twice, 1 during TS, 2nd to finish. 3rd time, was the best, she climbed up on the table for some more than your std finish, but not the whole shebang.

Hope my first review is ok. If I can improve on it let me know. Ill review another AMP.

**Zhuxi** · 06-08-14 20:37

Decided to check out the new rotation and was not disappointed. Hailan met me at the door and my CC experience after my self requested shower was very enjoyable and slightly above par.

Hailan is a taller provider whom is thicker than your average see girl, but not in a bad way. She had ample assets and for lack of a better term her body is hot. The solid numbers continue at this establishment. She wasn't overly enthusiastic, but her routine is solid. Hailan is currently providing in Herndon. (face / body / attitude / service).

Hailan: 7/8/7/8.

Seniors as always PM as needed.

Zhuxi.

**Zhuxi** · 06-08-14 20:17

LOL. Love the abbreviation Novacane.

**Pcpc1688** · 06-08-14 08:52

Saw E-a there, mid 40's nice body, 6 face. Told her I liked my ass rubbed and she complied. Said on the table behind me and went to work. She gave a nice rub back there for pop1. Clean up and back to massaging rest of legs etc. Asked her to rub asso again LOL and she was nice about that too and started again for #2. Over all a nice visit for a 100. That's 59 plus 41. Although more than Cali by far, still a bargain for the shit hole we call NOVA.

God I miss the old days back in DC where every K mama did all for 160

PC out.

**NovaCane** · 06-07-14 20:20

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

In terms of the house fee, the special is anywhere from 10 to 30 less than most AMPs. Also, IMHO, the house fee has little to do with the overall experience as it's really about your masseuse. I've seen plenty of crappy therapists at places which charge 80 or 90 per hr for the house. So, while I agree Relax is nothing special, it will scratch that certain itch at a relatively bargain rate.

In each of my visits I've gotten the special, had a decent oil massage and wasn't shorted on time, but I guess it just depends on the masseuse. Of course, if you have a fave at another place with whom you have good chemistry and she allows you lots of extra privileges, you should definitely take advantage of that relationship.

Bottom line for me is that I don't go out of my way to make a trip to Relax but I'm glad it's there as it's a pretty reliable lower-cost option when I'm in that kind of mood. Of course, if Ewa ever returns, I'll be the guy camping outside their front door!

Yea, I agree. I didn't mean the 'nothing special' as a major negative against them. I think they hit a great niche. I had a itch that needed scratching, wanted to venture away from FC3 for a change but didn't want to drop. 8+. 6 tip at seven or many others that are much the same.

Definately hit the spot. I've had better massages but unlike some places you at least get a massage there and the girl was very pleasant. She did leave the room 4 or 5 times for about a minute each time so I was watching the clock to see if she'd short me but we went a minute or two over and then after all was done she even sat there and chatted a bit.

Not a place I'd hit up every weekend (I think I was last there in February or March). But every now and then they are what the doctor ordered! The girls I've had there aren't as young / cute as FC3 but they aren't dogs either. I'd say they are pretty much your average AMP girl.

**JmSuttr** · 06-07-14 14:22

Originally Posted by NovaCane [View Original Post]

I was there last weekend and got the sport massage and they did exactly that. Try to upsell to the $60 and saying the 49 has no oil. I stuck with the 49 but they never used oil for the massage. I had read previous reports that said they used it anyway but no such luck for me.

The massage was ok, nothing special. The girl wasn't bad looking. I'd give her a 6, maybe 6. 5.

At the end of the massage I made a mental note to get her name but then we got talking and talked for a while after the massage and I forgot about it and didn't remember until I was driving away. There was another.

In terms of the house fee, the special is anywhere from 10 to 30 less than most AMPs. Also, IMHO, the house fee has little to do with the overall experience as it's really about your masseuse. I've seen plenty of crappy therapists at places which charge 80 or 90 per hr for the house. So, while I agree Relax is nothing special, it will scratch that certain itch at a relatively bargain rate.

In each of my visits I've gotten the special, had a decent oil massage and wasn't shorted on time, but I guess it just depends on the masseuse. Of course, if you have a fave at another place with whom you have good chemistry and she allows you lots of extra privileges, you should definitely take advantage of that relationship.

Bottom line for me is that I don't go out of my way to make a trip to Relax but I'm glad it's there as it's a pretty reliable lower-cost option when I'm in that kind of mood. Of course, if Ewa ever returns, I'll be the guy camping outside their front door!

**NovaCane** · 06-06-14 19:06

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Is the 49/ hr sports massage deal for 2 hands. With std finish and. 4 tip, your total damage is less than $.

As far as the therapists are concerned, they vary but I've seen a couple of attractive ladies there. You might need to visit a couple of times to know who is worth seeing and once you have a couple of faves make sure you get their schedules and their digits so you can confirm when they're working.

Also, whoever is at the front desk will try to talk you out of the special by saying it's a "no oil" massage. That's complete BS because, as soon as the masseuse starts doing her thing, it becomes like every other AMP massage you've ever had. Be polite but don't let her upsell you because the only difference is that the house fee is less and your masseuse doesn't care so much about that. Just be sure to tip her appropriately and she'll be happy.

I was there last weekend and got the sport massage and they did exactly that. Try to upsell to the $60 and saying the 49 has no oil. I stuck with the 49 but they never used oil for the massage. I had read previous reports that said they used it anyway but no such luck for me.

The massage was ok, nothing special. The girl wasn't bad looking. I'd give her a 6, maybe 6. 5.

At the end of the massage I made a mental note to get her name but then we got talking and talked for a while after the massage and I forgot about it and didn't remember until I was driving away. There was another.

**JmSuttr** · 06-06-14 10:52

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Nikki doesn't seem to know who Tara is.

Also confirmed via PM that, while Nikki works in the same complex as Tara, they're on opposite sides of the place. And it's a big complex so it doesn't surprise me that they don't know each other but just wanted to be sure. Guess I'll have to give Nikki a try soon.

Thanks again, happy hunting and stay safe!

**Kijimuna** · 06-06-14 10:33

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Http: nova. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / relaxing-by-nikki /14084942 (phone xxx-xxx-9839).

I've been meaning to try Nikki but info in her ad and also on the oThER site is making me wonder if she's working with Tara. Since Tara is one of my faves, I probably won't see Nikki if they're working out of the same location.

If anyone has seen both Nikki and Tara, I would very much appreciate a heads up as to whether they are working from the same apt. Or if you've just seen Nikki, please drop me a PM and we can exchange info that way. And, of course, I'm always happy to trade info with trusted seniors.

Nikki doesn't seem to know who Tara is.

**Kijimuna** · 06-06-14 10:17

Originally Posted by DonkeyKing [View Original Post]

I notice that this place advertises a lot. And I haven't seen any reports on this in a while, any intel besides the same ol' same ol' older, unattractive providers?

There are reports on the other site. Typical Korean massage joint.

**Krakatoa** · 06-05-14 22:42

Visited Mei for a second time last week. As on my first visit, my provider was significantly younger and better looking than usual--and again fresh off the boat with very limited English. Standard services and rates apply, although I was able to seduce her into letting me go down on her. I always hope that one of them will return the favor, but they never do. "No sex", she explained, while yanking my wank.