Massage Parlor Reports

**JmSuttr** · 06-07-14 14:22

Originally Posted by NovaCane [View Original Post]

I was there last weekend and got the sport massage and they did exactly that. Try to upsell to the $60 and saying the 49 has no oil. I stuck with the 49 but they never used oil for the massage. I had read previous reports that said they used it anyway but no such luck for me.

The massage was ok, nothing special. The girl wasn't bad looking. I'd give her a 6, maybe 6. 5.

At the end of the massage I made a mental note to get her name but then we got talking and talked for a while after the massage and I forgot about it and didn't remember until I was driving away. There was another.

In terms of the house fee, the special is anywhere from 10 to 30 less than most AMPs. Also, IMHO, the house fee has little to do with the overall experience as it's really about your masseuse. I've seen plenty of crappy therapists at places which charge 80 or 90 per hr for the house. So, while I agree Relax is nothing special, it will scratch that certain itch at a relatively bargain rate.

In each of my visits I've gotten the special, had a decent oil massage and wasn't shorted on time, but I guess it just depends on the masseuse. Of course, if you have a fave at another place with whom you have good chemistry and she allows you lots of extra privileges, you should definitely take advantage of that relationship.

Bottom line for me is that I don't go out of my way to make a trip to Relax but I'm glad it's there as it's a pretty reliable lower-cost option when I'm in that kind of mood. Of course, if Ewa ever returns, I'll be the guy camping outside their front door!

**NovaCane** · 06-06-14 19:06

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Is the 49/ hr sports massage deal for 2 hands. With std finish and. 4 tip, your total damage is less than $.

As far as the therapists are concerned, they vary but I've seen a couple of attractive ladies there. You might need to visit a couple of times to know who is worth seeing and once you have a couple of faves make sure you get their schedules and their digits so you can confirm when they're working.

Also, whoever is at the front desk will try to talk you out of the special by saying it's a "no oil" massage. That's complete BS because, as soon as the masseuse starts doing her thing, it becomes like every other AMP massage you've ever had. Be polite but don't let her upsell you because the only difference is that the house fee is less and your masseuse doesn't care so much about that. Just be sure to tip her appropriately and she'll be happy.

I was there last weekend and got the sport massage and they did exactly that. Try to upsell to the $60 and saying the 49 has no oil. I stuck with the 49 but they never used oil for the massage. I had read previous reports that said they used it anyway but no such luck for me.

The massage was ok, nothing special. The girl wasn't bad looking. I'd give her a 6, maybe 6. 5.

At the end of the massage I made a mental note to get her name but then we got talking and talked for a while after the massage and I forgot about it and didn't remember until I was driving away. There was another.

**JmSuttr** · 06-06-14 10:52

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Nikki doesn't seem to know who Tara is.

Also confirmed via PM that, while Nikki works in the same complex as Tara, they're on opposite sides of the place. And it's a big complex so it doesn't surprise me that they don't know each other but just wanted to be sure. Guess I'll have to give Nikki a try soon.

Thanks again, happy hunting and stay safe!

**Kijimuna** · 06-06-14 10:33

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Http: nova. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / relaxing-by-nikki /14084942 (phone xxx-xxx-9839).

I've been meaning to try Nikki but info in her ad and also on the oThER site is making me wonder if she's working with Tara. Since Tara is one of my faves, I probably won't see Nikki if they're working out of the same location.

If anyone has seen both Nikki and Tara, I would very much appreciate a heads up as to whether they are working from the same apt. Or if you've just seen Nikki, please drop me a PM and we can exchange info that way. And, of course, I'm always happy to trade info with trusted seniors.

Nikki doesn't seem to know who Tara is.

**Kijimuna** · 06-06-14 10:17

Originally Posted by DonkeyKing [View Original Post]

I notice that this place advertises a lot. And I haven't seen any reports on this in a while, any intel besides the same ol' same ol' older, unattractive providers?

There are reports on the other site. Typical Korean massage joint.

**Krakatoa** · 06-05-14 22:42

Visited Mei for a second time last week. As on my first visit, my provider was significantly younger and better looking than usual--and again fresh off the boat with very limited English. Standard services and rates apply, although I was able to seduce her into letting me go down on her. I always hope that one of them will return the favor, but they never do. "No sex", she explained, while yanking my wank.

**Krakatoa** · 06-05-14 22:37

Originally Posted by BashfulBob [View Original Post]

I think she's more than a "6" She's lovely (I'm old). I'm sorry I didn't stay when I stopped in. Thanks for the post. I like that place.

I visited this place a couple of weeks ago, but drew a different provider. She wasn't bad looking in her standard-issue Chinese frumpy sweats. She also provided a very good therapeutic massage. Required some prompting for the finish, which was delivered with skill but without enthusiasm. She recoiled when I suggested she might want to take off her shirt. I was just trying to be considerate.

**JmSuttr** · 06-05-14 21:09

Originally Posted by DonkeyKing [View Original Post]

I ventured into Relax on Hunter Mill to take them up on their 4 hands massage for $100.

The massage was very good, so this was a good deal for $100 to have a 4 hands massage. However, the providers, IMHO, were not attractive at all. The one is much older, and the younger provider is more plump and just not attractive to look at.

They still provided typical NoVa finish. I left. 6 tip w / no complaints. So not a bad price for 4 hands, too bad they're not younger and better looking.

Is the 49/ hr sports massage deal for 2 hands. With std finish and. 4 tip, your total damage is less than $.

As far as the therapists are concerned, they vary but I've seen a couple of attractive ladies there. You might need to visit a couple of times to know who is worth seeing and once you have a couple of faves make sure you get their schedules and their digits so you can confirm when they're working.

Also, whoever is at the front desk will try to talk you out of the special by saying it's a "no oil" massage. That's complete BS because, as soon as the masseuse starts doing her thing, it becomes like every other AMP massage you've ever had. Be polite but don't let her upsell you because the only difference is that the house fee is less and your masseuse doesn't care so much about that. Just be sure to tip her appropriately and she'll be happy.

**Donkey King** · 06-05-14 14:30

Once again, went into Herndon Therapy. Initially, when I walked in, the older skinny lady w / short hair greeted me. I asked for CoCo. She stated that CoCo is w / a customer right now. I told her that I would come back. So I did come back, and CoCo provided wonderful services.

**Donkey King** · 06-05-14 10:30

I notice that this place advertises a lot. And I haven't seen any reports on this in a while, any intel besides the same ol' same ol' older, unattractive providers?

**Donkey King** · 06-05-14 10:23

I ventured into Relax on Hunter Mill to take them up on their 4 hands massage for $100.

The massage was very good, so this was a good deal for $100 to have a 4 hands massage. However, the providers, IMHO, were not attractive at all. The one is much older, and the younger provider is more plump and just not attractive to look at.

They still provided typical NoVa finish. I left. 6 tip w / no complaints. So not a bad price for 4 hands, too bad they're not younger and better looking.

**JmSuttr** · 06-03-14 15:10

Http: nova. Backpage. Com / TherapeuticMassage / relaxing-by-nikki /14084942 (phone xxx-xxx-9839).

I've been meaning to try Nikki but info in her ad and also on the oThER site is making me wonder if she's working with Tara. Since Tara is one of my faves, I probably won't see Nikki if they're working out of the same location.

If anyone has seen both Nikki and Tara, I would very much appreciate a heads up as to whether they are working from the same apt. Or if you've just seen Nikki, please drop me a PM and we can exchange info that way. And, of course, I'm always happy to trade info with trusted seniors.

Thanks to all and happy hunting!

P.S. Has anyone heard from admin about the mess the board software is creating about posting links? It's really frustrating that it inserts spaces automatically after every punctuation and deletes any doubled punctuation marks (like double slashes). It really is making these forums significantly less usable!

**BashfulBob** · 06-02-14 21:03

Originally Posted by GreatExpecta [View Original Post]

I stopped in at Wellness Massage just east of 7 Corners on Hwy 50. Michelle answered the door and let me back to a nice room. She is a 6 on looks and is a Chinese woman looking to be in her mid 30's. I started out face down and as she started to drape me, I told her I didn't need a towel. The massage was actually very good and she took her time using a firm to deep touch pressure. On the flip, she started to drape me again and I again declined. She started rubbing my chest and shoulders and moved down to my stomach area. I took her hand and guided it on target and she said it was too soon for that and we'd get to it later. She gave a fantastic release and did not ask for any tip. I have her a hug and . 3 on my way out. I will definitely repeat.

I think she's more than a "6" She's lovely (I'm old). I'm sorry I didn't stay when I stopped in. Thanks for the post. I like that place.

**Zhuxi** · 06-01-14 19:17

After seeing my current CC favorite Sara several times, I decided to venture to the only provider I hadn't yet sampled. Nana looks a touch older in the face than preferred, and is a touch better than average looking. Her body as per usual, looks younger than her face, and the good sized headlights she has were enjoyable. The massage was good enough as that is seldom the highlight. Overall, Nana is a slightly above average looking provider and the experience was typical of this network. That is to say overall very pleasing and what is expected was delivered. The consistency overall, from looks to service; will keep the Chairman a loyal client to this establishment. Of course, I will repeat and solid scores. (Face / body / attitude / service).

Nana: 6/7/8/8.

Respected seniors as always PM with questions.

Zhuxi.

**TacoNuts** · 06-01-14 08:43

Coming from Tampa, I am SORELY disappointed in the action up here (I'm sure you've heard it all by now). Overpriced, lack of service, etc.

Anyway, I used to see a legit shop down there that gave good massages at really good prices $45/65 for 60/90 sessions. Most did fully undraped and used their signature light touch "finish" No actual touching for HE, but close. I usually could get myself so relaxed that I could pop anyway without the HE. Any places like this around? I've also run into legit ones in Chicago like this when I lived there. It is almost like some of these legit providers take it as a badge of honor if they can get you to pop without touching. Kind of validates their relaxation techniques I guess.

To me this ends up being a better session and more relaxing than paying more for a rushed AMP finish.