The Massholes

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And I was a 10 plus 10 years ago and I was way over 25.

I'm not trying to be rude, but what do you consider yourself now. If you would rather not say that's fine, just curious.

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A discussion section where the topic is older, mature escorts. By the way I'm wondering about something. Can I ever have senior status? LOL. I almost have 300 posts. The ladies should be able to have senior status too, don't you think?

There is an amount of time that you have to be a regular member, along with 25 posts. I'm not sure but I think the amount of time is 6 months.

[Deb4512]

A discussion section where the topic is older, mature escorts. By the way I'm wondering about something. Can I ever have senior status? LOL. I almost have 300 posts. The ladies should be able to have senior status too, don't you think?

[Santa66]

After reading the responses to this question, I'm wondering if we could benefit from a thread dedicated to the more mature (yet, still prime) providers. Say, those 30 yo and above (just to be arbitrary). Anyone else share this thought?

I'll take number 2 please, don't bother to wrap her, and thank you so much.

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http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Wo...ty-32/26626432 If I were a guy and saw this ad I would think it was a LEO plant. Imagine how many men they could arrest all in one shot, one by one walking the plank. It's so blatantly not discreet! But it does sound like fun if it's real and much more fun that those glory holes you guys like to talk about LOL. At least you'd be able to see who's sucking off your dicks!

A question. I've had this discussion with some women and we were wondering. Well I'm wondering too, because I don't understand it. Let's say there are two escorts:

Escort number 1: 28 years old, five foot tall, 220 lbs, she has a dimpled, cellulite ass and fat legs, saggy big tits and stretch marks all over. She does have a pretty face though.

Escort number 2: Let' say she's 45 years old, hot body, perfect shape, nice large boobs that don't sag, no cellulite or stretch marks. And her face is obviously not of a youngin, but she's very pretty.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?

I'll take number 2 please, don't bother to wrap her, and thank you so much.

[Deb4512]

You'd be surprised how old a perfect 10 can be. I know of a lady on facebook who is a 10 plus. And I was a 10 plus 10 years ago and I was way over 25. Actually when I was 25 I looked 16 LOL. That's when I was a stripper. No wonder the guys went wild when I came on stage. It depends on the woman.

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A big thank-you!

I wasn't quite sure of which forum to put this in but rather than the escort classified ad one I wanted to put it here as it is a more active one. Anyway I want to give a big thanks to Jim and Playtime Escorts for adding some holiday cheer to us gents out here with their holiday party. It was a great way to spend a Friday night with plenty of food, drinks and beautiful elves. (elvettes?) A special shout out to the special elves (Cindy, Shari and Allysa) who worked hard to decorate and make it scene reminiscent of an old time Dickens movie! And we can't forget Joe who tended the bar and made sure we all never had an empty glass. And Mr. Jim of Playtime made sure we all had a great night away from all our trials and tribulations. I would ask that Jim work on his jokes for next year however!

Of course the best part of the night was when santa arrived and we got to sit on her lap and let her know what we all wanted for Christmas. With santa's elf Allysa helping Jim and Joe keeping us full of drink and food all was well. We can't forget Shari who was back in town from down south checking that our year had more naughty than nice in it. And Cindy dressed just a little bit naughty. Had our full attention all night. Angie made sure we noticed her too! Of course the idea was not only to spread a little Christmas cheer but to let us see that these ladies were all that they proclaimed to be. And they succeeded as all of them were beautiful, charming, sexy and a lot of fun to be with. Their pictures don't lie except that they might not show quite all their beauty and charm. I would heartily recommend any of them for a little Christmas cheer!

Of course there were a couple of ladies who said they were coming and didn't show (imagine if we gents did that). While it was disappointing to a few of us who were hoping to meet several of them it does make our choices easier in the future as I certainly am going to spend my time with those who cared enough to show! Of course who first. And second. Thanks again.

Yes those were the days. Even though it was only a few short years ago. Jim and his girls at Playtime were definitely a cheery bunch. I never heard a bad word about them and whenever I visited I never had an issue. The Christmas parties were always a good time and done very well as I described. And it was a short list of guys that attended. The party wasn't intended for people to get together but as a fun time and to get to know some of the other ladies. I had known two of them (Shari and Allysa) but I got to meet and know several of the others. (Cindy and Angie). I never heard the 'real' story as to what happened to them. I had 'won' a free date in a charity drawing and shortly after the new year I called to redeem it and poof they were gone. The only one I've seen advertise is Alyssa who was going by Ally.

No one says this can't happen again. A small party with a few ladies and a few gents getting together would be fun. I know there is a 'formal' group who get together but I'm not in that 'circle'. We'll have to think about it as the holiday approaches.

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http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Wo...ty-32/26626432 If I were a guy and saw this ad I would think it was a LEO plant. Imagine how many men they could arrest all in one shot, one by one walking the plank. It's so blatantly not discreet! But it does sound like fun if it's real and much more fun that those glory holes you guys like to talk about LOL. At least you'd be able to see who's sucking off your dicks!

A question. I've had this discussion with some women and we were wondering. Well I'm wondering too, because I don't understand it. Let's say there are two escorts:

Escort number 1: 28 years old, five foot tall, 220 lbs, she has a dimpled, cellulite ass and fat legs, saggy big tits and stretch marks all over. She does have a pretty face though.

Escort number 2: Let' say she's 45 years old, hot body, perfect shape, nice large boobs that don't sag, no cellulite or stretch marks. And her face is obviously not of a youngin, but she's very pretty.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?

Not an easy answer since a few intangibles that are important to me were left out. If I was going strictly on your question as asked then I'd go for age. The main reason would be that the other intangibles that I would look for are usually more prevalent as a woman matures.

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A question. I've had this discussion with some women and we were wondering. Well I'm wondering too, because I don't understand it. Let's say there are two escorts:

Escort number 1: 28 years old, five foot tall, 220 lbs, she has a dimpled, cellulite ass and fat legs, saggy big tits and stretch marks all over. She does have a pretty face though.

Escort number 2: Let' say she's 45 years old, hot body, perfect shape, nice large boobs that don't sag, no cellulite or stretch marks. And her face is obviously not of a youngin, but she's very pretty.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?

Personally I'd pass on both. If I'm paying to play, then I want what I can't get in real life (at least not without putting in a lot work). For me that means I don't go for anyone under a 7, and rarely over 25 years old, or over 130 lbs.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

[Deb4512]

I'm not running an agency. I'm an independent escort who likes to help, enjoy searching and also I happen to have time on my hands today.

Xoxo.

Debbie.

[Santa66]

Older woman with nice body, of course! Not only is she in better shape than the cellulite girl with stretch marks and saggys, but given her age, my bet is she knows how to please a man in far better ways than the 28 year old.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?

[Deb4512]

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Cephlapod Love.

Danger on BP.

Hey, sorry for the THIRD report on this, felt this was serious enough I'd post it all over such that it gets seen.

Some NGO is out there posting adverts on BP and then they take your response, phone number, picture, FB page and any other info it can find and publish it on a website called "Exposing Johns!

See my full report here:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...372&viewfull=1#post2117372.

Be aware, be careful! Be safe!

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[Deb4512]

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Wo...ty-32/26626432 If I were a guy and saw this ad I would think it was a LEO plant. Imagine how many men they could arrest all in one shot, one by one walking the plank. It's so blatantly not discreet! But it does sound like fun if it's real and much more fun that those glory holes you guys like to talk about LOL. At least you'd be able to see who's sucking off your dicks!

A question. I've had this discussion with some women and we were wondering. Well I'm wondering too, because I don't understand it. Let's say there are two escorts:

Escort number 1: 28 years old, five foot tall, 220 lbs, she has a dimpled, cellulite ass and fat legs, saggy big tits and stretch marks all over. She does have a pretty face though.

Escort number 2: Let' say she's 45 years old, hot body, perfect shape, nice large boobs that don't sag, no cellulite or stretch marks. And her face is obviously not of a youngin, but she's very pretty.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?

[DirtStar]

Saw her last summer. She is not as good looking as the pics. She was perhaps under the influence. She is nice and does the job. I ended up hanging around and talking to her for a bit afterwards and she was in no rush to get me out the door. For the price it could be worse but the pictures make her seem a little more attractive than she is.

http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...00-22/23204634 Some of you might want to see her as she is reasonably priced and has satisfied clients. I hope you all have a good day. I'm ready for the Belmont Stakes. Go for the triple crown, California Chrome! He's such a handsome horse! .

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And won't name names but what do you do with a self-admitted lurker who has 2 posts in 5 years seeking info? I told him if he's been around that long and has some member refs then I would give him what he asks. Fair enough?

ND.

Skatar has made some good points and gave a good example, although as he said, "it isn't the norm". With 5 years and only 2 posts I would give him only very general information and nothing about any particular provider, unless only telling him to stay away because of a dangerous situation, upselling, etc. After 5 years with nothing much to say, my guess is he will always be a lurker.

I don't mind sharing info with newbies, we were all once there, but even then I would share with discretion.