Massage Parlor Reports

**WalSTreet** · 06-10-14 08:33

Kimberly used to work at a place off of 434 a while back (its now closed). All the ladies there had a completely open menu but her. She did give me a nice shower one time and my junk was squeaky clean, but no extras then either. I have heard she would have minimal extras but she was very expensive. No luck here fellas. Be well!

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I texted her several times last week and suggested that she eliminate all of her "dispositive" exclamation points from her BP ads. I got sick and tired of reading her ads over the past few years. I felt like I was driving through "Area 51". LOL.

Well, guess what brother? It looks like she took The Jag's advice. LOL.

The exclamation points are all gone. I basically told her that people are going to think that she is a control freak with possible "anger" issues and that the exclamation points could be hurting her business revenue. I have seen and reviewed her before.

Gentlemen, Kimberly is strictly PROFESSIONAL! LOL. No, seriously, gentlemen, Kimberly gives an excellent massage, period. No BS, no extras, no fuss, no muss, no fucking nothing.

Will repeat for a professional massage only.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/6539101

**Tuscany Man** · 06-10-14 08:26

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Don't waste your time if you are looking for "extras". I saw Jackie Joy three times within a span of three weeks. We developed and excellent rapport. She almost gave me a **, but, she is very concerned about her licensure.

(Sorry Jag, I edited your message because I did not want Jackie to send additional emails to A2. You can read Jags entire post by clicking on the original post link)
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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "jackiejoysmassage@gmail.com" regarding the above report.

I have been getting referrals from your website and I demand that you remove my listing from usasexguide at once!

Please reply at once to this email with your assurance of immediate action!

Please remove the following contact info and any other information of mine you have plastered to your site!

My contact info is:

Website: Jackie-Joy.weebly.com
Phone: 321-578-9032
Business name: Relaxation Haven LLC
Email: JackieJoysMassage@gmail.com

If no action is taken in the next 3 days, I am gettinging a lawyer to handle this situation.

I am a law abiding and legitimate massage therapist: I do not do anything illegal or sexual to my clientele. I DO NOT appreciate referrals from you!!!
Thanks,

Jackson

Welcome to the board Little Meech. I would not recommend you spending your coin on Jackie Joy. Above is an exchange of some posts from last year. She threatened legal action if reviews continued to be posted suggesting that extras were available.

I went to see her before she blew up about us posting about her. She made me sign a statement before the message confirming that I knew no sexual activity was going to occur during our session. I tried some initial moves but nothing was acknowledged so I did not want to push it any further. There are far too many LMT / Body Rub Girls who want to provide extras for us to waste our coins on Jackie. If Jag was not successful after 3 attempts, I now know it is mission impossible.

As far as professional massages go, I thought her massage was just ok.

Stay Safe,

TM.

**Smitty247** · 06-10-14 06:53

Hey guys I am a visitor, what are mbs and ihop?

**Film5947** · 06-09-14 21:39

Missy is very cool and laid back with me. You have to text her because she does not respond to calls until she confirms the meet. She is a former massage therapist, but does body rubs, she does know how give a good massage and really she did. 1 hour went on 2 hours and she did not even care. What the hell! She does where a lot make up, but she is attractive. She 30 years old. Very skinny girl!

I would definately repeat, for the rub was 2. Plus 1. For the tip and I got the whole enchilada and left very happy. Yes, kind high, but in this dream it went on for 2 hours. At one point I thought I heard her say "did you cum!" I said "no!" She said "what did you say?" "No, I did not cum yet," I reiterated to her. "Well, I just did, come on, harder, f at 3 K it feel so good" This girl was into it! Well, for me in this dream I had, it seemed she enjoyed her time with me immensely. My goodness, I dreamed she was straddling me and she began to convulse and held and squeezed me as hard as she can. Before she left, she asked me, "please call me I had so much fun, but don't always do this, I just do body rubs, okay! And that's it, but if want to do this again, I will do the same thing for you. Your so cute! Why are you doing this again?" Then she kisses me on the lips and gives me deep hug and says good bye.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-missy/6933125

https://sites.google.com/site/melissasmobilemassagefla/

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9497530

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-28/9512968

**Film5947** · 06-09-14 21:32

Beth was ok! The massage was not great, very light touch and HJ was given. She kind average woman, cubby and little flabby, but pleasant, nice and kind. Clean house, clean room upstairs.

I will not repeat. "Jag" is right about her, but just not might cup of tea. She does not look like her picture, either she had a bad hair and face day or she is much younger in that picture but what do I know!

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...bybeth/9830217

Sorry I put my review in the wrong area!

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 06-09-14 20:21

I texted her several times last week and suggested that she eliminate all of her "dispositive" exclamation points from her BP ads. I got sick and tired of reading her ads over the past few years. I felt like I was driving through "Area 51". LOL.

Well, guess what brother? It looks like she took The Jag's advice. LOL.

The exclamation points are all gone. I basically told her that people are going to think that she is a control freak with possible "anger" issues and that the exclamation points could be hurting her business revenue. I have seen and reviewed her before.

Gentlemen, Kimberly is strictly PROFESSIONAL! LOL. No, seriously, gentlemen, Kimberly gives an excellent massage, period. No BS, no extras, no fuss, no muss, no fucking nothing.

Will repeat for a professional massage only.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...rapist/6539101

**Whiskeysours** · 06-09-14 19:38

This gal works for Missy. Didn't she used to advertise independently on CL a while ago? Haven't seen her ads in a while.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10565659

**Quilino** · 06-09-14 17:40

Originally Posted by BabyLight333 [View Original Post]

Save your time and money. Looks like old grandma, BIG hanging gut and expects top dollar for non rendering services. She should go back to her retirement home or pay us.

Mature Sexy Blonde Southern Bell & "BEST" Nude B2 B Guaranteed INCALLS 24/7 407-921-2634 Wtr Pk - 47.

Posted: Friday, June 6, 2014 2:09 PM.

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GENTLEMEN, Sexy Mature, Blonde SUGAR SWEET **SERVICES RECREATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY *NOT ESCORT OR MASSAGE THERAPIST!!

InCalls $110/60 min $60/30 mins "Satisfying Quick" $50 Frances (407) 921-2634.

Poster's age: 47.

Location: Orlando, Winter Pk / INCALLS 24/7.

Post I'd: 7620610 orlando.

Just curious about your post. She's up front with her photos and prices which include a HE. Does not offer FS but an extra Jackson will get you a BBBJ. Safe incall. If all you want is some quick relief, are willing to consider looks as "secondary", and tolerate some initial yapping, hard to beat. Just my $. 02.

Q.

**AncientOne** · 06-09-14 16:32

First visit ever (after so many years of mongering) to M. Be. S. And only because of the Jag review of Maria. Appears to be a clean establishment with a private parking area in what is not such a quality neighborhood. I felt comfortable there. Maria is a sultry looking Latina with a pretty face and sweet personality. Body is classic big booty Latina (big, not huge) and small to average size tata's. NOT a Latina oozing sensuality like Jackie but pretty good. Now the reason I stopped going to the AMPs (be they asian or non asian) is because after the door fee and the tip, the price is always over my budget of one Benjamin F. Really now, the going rate from independent body rub gals is one Ben F. But they get to keep it ALL, no house share. Its the house share that screws up the equation of value. Sometimes the house has a great TS that makes the VALUE acceptable but not here. Massage itself was lame but that is usually the rule at AMP's, after all, these ladies have not gone to school to become licensed massage therapists. The flip and finish was where she showed some skills but nothing to write home about (me:"its OK to grab my cigar tighter now, and go harder and faster with that motion" HE was a good change from the "mechanical" Asian AMP ladies. Does take direction well, LOL. Repeat? Maybe, maybe not.

**Webebad** · 06-09-14 13:58

Just post what you feel is the best way to express yourself. If it's true then it will be appreciated and if you can add a little flair. Ala JAG all the more to ya! Cause JAG makes some epic posts. Almost Playboy Forum material. And don't care for the haters. Again provide the info you collect and your gona be golden bro.

WBB.

Originally Posted by LittleMeech [View Original Post]

I thank you all that sent me encouraging messages or posted some encouraging words. I'm the first to admit. I don't know how to really use the forum (post, reply etc.) and I've posted a lot because I'm trying to catch up.

I've been trying to add to the forum and haven't asked for anything in return this far. I'm just happy to be involved with a group of like minded individuals. I admire many of you from what I've seen so far. And your right I do need to post more detailed reports. I'm not the most creative writer. However I never have or never will post a false review. I see no point in it at all.

Thanks again!

Little Fucking Meech.

**LawDog17** · 06-09-14 13:22

Originally Posted by Acu167 [View Original Post]

Hello all. It has been a minute since my last stop in Orlando. I was wondering what current happenings at Island Therapy / Magic are? It used to be my go to when I was still living here. Wanted to stop in this weekend and say Hello,. Is Yumi / Yuki still around? Any others that are worth a visit at that place? Yumi was my fav. Tall thin with long black hair. She really worked that hair Any info would be appreciated. Thanks gents.

The old island Magic is still magical. I don't think any of the old girls are around but the new ones seem just like the old ones. Do you believe in Magic?! I do. -- Dog.

**OnceOrTwice** · 06-09-14 12:52

Originally Posted by AverageJoe9999 [View Original Post]

First off I'd like to thank everyone here for all of the info (jag, lawdog, why'all are great!) What you've provided has helped me tremendously. With that being Said I'd like to ask if why'all think there is any chance of fun with the famous Heidi at IHOP? I have RTFF and do understand YMMV but as long as I don't come off as a pushy idiot or too textbook making her think I'm LE do you think I have a chance as a rookie? Thanks in advance and hopefully I've avoided a good ass chewin LOL.

Also, is there anywhere one could find a pic of Heidi? Thanks again.

AverageJoe.

Search BP for Heidi, then text her.

**Acu167** · 06-09-14 10:59

Hello all. It has been a minute since my last stop in Orlando. I was wondering what current happenings at Island Therapy / Magic are? It used to be my go to when I was still living here. Wanted to stop in this weekend and say Hello,. Is Yumi / Yuki still around? Any others that are worth a visit at that place? Yumi was my fav. Tall thin with long black hair. She really worked that hair Any info would be appreciated. Thanks gents.

**Joe Yama** · 06-09-14 10:13

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**Cal 41** · 06-09-14 08:40

I just want to throw out my "atta boy" to the Jag. As a low volume poster I wasn't really expecting much help yet, but Sir Jag gave me sincere honest advice in my Orlando quest. I haven't tried O-town because I had heard all the girls looked nothing like the pics and were rip-offs. His verbose experiences prompted me to try the big O and he helped me find a real beauty. So thanks again Jaguar!