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**Viet Whisperer** · 09-20-14 12:52

Originally Posted by Johnny14 [View Original Post]

Yeah, some dude may want to tap those bloated hippos. Probably because like someone dieing of thirst cannot be picky and need to take what's coming by. These fat slobs cannot be choosey since not many guys are willing to hump them and slim pickings are hard to come by.

Besides, your friend is probably thinking not much competition since that hippo hasn't been porked for some time, so most likely she'll not turn down that opportunity that may never come by again. His success ratio must be pretty high tapping the BIG ones verses trying to bone the hot slim ones.

I got a friend who was in the Navy getting a divorce, so he started hitting up those fat divorced Navy wives. Says they were the best fucks, letting him probe every hole available because most guys don't like to bone the fat ones. I haven't gotten to that point of desperation.

If you are a really fat chick and it's near last call there will be some guy around that wants to try and fuck you. If you are a really fat guy and it's near last call no one still wants to fuck you. Some guys will fuck anything female LOL.

**Johnny14** · 09-20-14 10:29

Originally Posted by JoeyB [View Original Post]

I usually don't reply much, but once in a while I just need say somting. Check back thru my posts, I am all into small, petite tight. But when I was in college, I knew a little dude. Literally, he was like 5'3" and maybe 110. For him tho, the BIGGER the better.

That being said, you never know who might be into to hippo variety.

To each his own.

Yeah, some dude may want to tap those bloated hippos. Probably because like someone dieing of thirst cannot be picky and need to take what's coming by. These fat slobs cannot be choosey since not many guys are willing to hump them and slim pickings are hard to come by.

Besides, your friend is probably thinking not much competition since that hippo hasn't been porked for some time, so most likely she'll not turn down that opportunity that may never come by again. His success ratio must be pretty high tapping the BIG ones verses trying to bone the hot slim ones.

I got a friend who was in the Navy getting a divorce, so he started hitting up those fat divorced Navy wives. Says they were the best fucks, letting him probe every hole available because most guys don't like to bone the fat ones. I haven't gotten to that point of desperation.

**JoeyB** · 09-20-14 01:19

I usually don't reply much, but once in a while I just need say somting. Check back thru my posts, I am all into small, petite tight. But when I was in college, I knew a little dude. Literally, he was like 5'3" and maybe 110. For him tho, the BIGGER the better.

That being said, you never know who might be into to hippo variety.

To each his own.

Originally Posted by Johnny14 [View Original Post]

Seems like those two massive cellulite blubber beasts are on the prowl looking for some meat for a sandwich feast. Both should go into other forms of career endeavors, like maybe satisfying blind folded horse stallions, you sure wouldn't want those horses to see these beasts before copulating.

It's cruelty to animals, they'll lose their hard on and bolt for the nearest exit. Pity that midget, he'll get swallowed up by those two planetoid fatty beach balls. Who in their rightful minds would ever want to dip his wick in that mass of human jello? Maybe the only use is target practice for the Navy upgrade torpedoes or refloatation devices?

Can you imagine if those two went to the water slide in Kapolei, the Board of Water Supply will have to work overtime just to replace all the displaced water when they hit the main pool.

**Johnny14** · 09-16-14 17:51

Originally Posted by Chubs [View Original Post]

Oh gosh, I remember those two. They were huge and I think they posted that they were located in various places around Central Oahu, like Waipio, Mililani, etc. I'm not the Hawaii average or below average height here, but just looking at their pics I felt like Wee Man, from the Jackass movie, when he gets smashed in the bed by that big woman.

Seems like those two massive cellulite blubber beasts are on the prowl looking for some meat for a sandwich feast. Both should go into other forms of career endeavors, like maybe satisfying blind folded horse stallions, you sure wouldn't want those horses to see these beasts before copulating.

It's cruelty to animals, they'll lose their hard on and bolt for the nearest exit. Pity that midget, he'll get swallowed up by those two planetoid fatty beach balls. Who in their rightful minds would ever want to dip his wick in that mass of human jello? Maybe the only use is target practice for the Navy upgrade torpedoes or refloatation devices?

Can you imagine if those two went to the water slide in Kapolei, the Board of Water Supply will have to work overtime just to replace all the displaced water when they hit the main pool.

**Chubs** · 09-15-14 15:18

Originally Posted by Johnny14 [View Original Post]

I remember once two BBW Portuguese posted on Craigslist looking for "some fun in the sun" with local dudes when they arrive here for vacation. They only made pictures available if one responded with an email request, so out of curiosity I sent it.

Low and behold it turns out one was at least 350 or 400 lb of blubber and her side kick was at least 250 lb of obesity, disgusting mass of humanity! I think the only place on Earth that will accept such insanity would be some animal stud farm for blind-folded horse stallions!

I replied to both that it may not be a bad idea for them to offer their patriotic duty to the Navy shipyard at Pearl Harbor by attaching some cables around themselves and raising some sunken ships because of all the fat and cellulite each one of them possesses.

They threatened to notify Craigslist, but I used some bogus name and email address. Was kind of funny in a way yet why would people think that be. Be. W (Big "Beautiful" Woman) should be Bloated Beachball Woman. You'll have to strap a special harness to move all that fat away before partaking in that "valley of darkness" that could probably easily swallow the Titanic!

Be careful on these types of ads, if may be a whale on the other end waiting to be harpooned!

Oh gosh, I remember those two. They were huge and I think they posted that they were located in various places around Central Oahu, like Waipio, Mililani, etc. I'm not the Hawaii average or below average height here, but just looking at their pics I felt like Wee Man, from the Jackass movie, when he gets smashed in the bed by that big woman.

**Johnny14** · 09-09-14 01:01

Originally Posted by PoorMan2000 [View Original Post]

They hit me up stating that they have a room at the Pagoda hotel. I asked for a full length pic to see what they look like. In an email she said they both do FS. Will let y'all know how it goes if I go because I have an appointment that I have to make at 5 for work and they're cutting it close with the email replies.

I remember once two BBW Portuguese posted on Craigslist looking for "some fun in the sun" with local dudes when they arrive here for vacation. They only made pictures available if one responded with an email request, so out of curiosity I sent it.

Low and behold it turns out one was at least 350 or 400 lb of blubber and her side kick was at least 250 lb of obesity, disgusting mass of humanity! I think the only place on Earth that will accept such insanity would be some animal stud farm for blind-folded horse stallions!

I replied to both that it may not be a bad idea for them to offer their patriotic duty to the Navy shipyard at Pearl Harbor by attaching some cables around themselves and raising some sunken ships because of all the fat and cellulite each one of them possesses.

They threatened to notify Craigslist, but I used some bogus name and email address. Was kind of funny in a way yet why would people think that be. Be. W (Big "Beautiful" Woman) should be Bloated Beachball Woman. You'll have to strap a special harness to move all that fat away before partaking in that "valley of darkness" that could probably easily swallow the Titanic!

Be careful on these types of ads, if may be a whale on the other end waiting to be harpooned!

**Iloveoral06** · 08-07-14 14:03

Originally Posted by LilAbner [View Original Post]

Anyone remember Kayla above Pearl Country club? Wanted to reacquaint myself with her. Although she just lies there and allows you to have your way with her she an okay f#*k. Just don't go down on her.

She's off island but will be back in a few weeks. Can't wait that long.

Going to see Miss ebony in Wahiawa for some f#*k and suck. Great deals.

I do she has great BJ skills can't wait for her to return.

**LilAbner** · 08-06-14 19:50

Anyone remember Kayla above Pearl Country club? Wanted to reacquaint myself with her. Although she just lies there and allows you to have your way with her she an okay f#*k. Just don't go down on her.

She's off island but will be back in a few weeks. Can't wait that long.

Going to see Miss ebony in Wahiawa for some f#*k and suck. Great deals.

**RidingHI** · 07-21-14 22:49

Anyone have info on 2 young, thick girls in Kapolei that go by the name Tasha and Brianna?

**LetItRide777** · 07-19-14 14:30

Originally Posted by Atc808 [View Original Post]

Thats the same person who used to advertise in Waikiki. Previous reports was it is a guy. The phone number is the same too.

They do the bait and switch. Girl will let you in and on the other side of the hole will be the guy. Don't go if you want to get sucked by the guy.

**AwabiHunter** · 07-18-14 21:49

Originally Posted by HairyNani [View Original Post]

Went to Perfect a couple of times so far and had both both girls that have been mentioned in reviews. Both provided excellent service and was preparing to go back as soon as funds permit. However, a friend told me that he had gone last week and there was now a mamasan working the room and that there was a new girl. He has also been there a few times before so he was a bit surprised. He also mentioned that he was offered FS. He had to decline because he didn't have the funds since FS was never available before. Anyone know when this change occurred? I really liked the service that the 2 girls provided so if they are gone I may be moving on to somewhere else.

Brah,

They both bang, always have.

Awabi.

**HairyNani** · 07-10-14 22:58

Went to Perfect a couple of times so far and had both both girls that have been mentioned in reviews. Both provided excellent service and was preparing to go back as soon as funds permit. However, a friend told me that he had gone last week and there was now a mamasan working the room and that there was a new girl. He has also been there a few times before so he was a bit surprised. He also mentioned that he was offered FS. He had to decline because he didn't have the funds since FS was never available before. Anyone know when this change occurred? I really liked the service that the 2 girls provided so if they are gone I may be moving on to somewhere else.

**Member #4752** · 06-05-14 06:51

Thats the same person who used to advertise in Waikiki. Previous reports was it is a guy. The phone number is the same too.

Originally Posted by AD808 [View Original Post]

Is this a legit gloryhole? Of course the person says they are a woman but does anyone know for sure? Thanks in advance.

**Iloveoral06** · 06-05-14 03:45

Originally Posted by Creep808 [View Original Post]

Dude I texted her back and forth she asked for a pic. Told a bunch of my friends, one wanted to send pic along with mine. Made an appt. Got the address then seen your post. LOL was hoping someone toftt so I stood her up because I got mixed feelings LOL drive by the place, auto gate was open with all the windows shut with curtains and carport closed. Didn't really have too much suspicious cars or much cars on the street parking in fact. Its at a house in aiea side. Would be nice because close to home. Anyone else can chime in? She stated that its been a little while since see had the gloryhole up and running LOL.

I was going to reply to her ad but then got scared after the post on here that it could be a guy. LOL please share if she is legit!

**Creep808** · 06-05-14 00:54

Originally Posted by AD808 [View Original Post]

Is this a legit gloryhole? Of course the person says they are a woman but does anyone know for sure? Thanks in advance.

Dude I texted her back and forth she asked for a pic. Told a bunch of my friends, one wanted to send pic along with mine. Made an appt. Got the address then seen your post. LOL was hoping someone toftt so I stood her up because I got mixed feelings LOL drive by the place, auto gate was open with all the windows shut with curtains and carport closed. Didn't really have too much suspicious cars or much cars on the street parking in fact. Its at a house in aiea side. Would be nice because close to home. Anyone else can chime in? She stated that its been a little while since see had the gloryhole up and running LOL.