Escort Reviews

[BadMonger]

BLUF (Bottom Line Up Front) - HoneyPie is a diamond in rough and definitely worth a visit!

I was killing time last night perusing the escort ads when I came across the ad for HoneyPie. Her pictures captured my attention, the prices looked pretty good, and I live on the north side so I decided to shoot her a message. She responded back immediately and I had a appointment for 20 minutes later.

Walking into the hotel I thought it was so so, but I have to give the girl credit. Her room is very nice: she definitely knows how to get accommodations to host.

She welcomed to me wearing a very nice black nightie. I was very excited to see not only were her pictures accurate they understated her looks (but there is some minor baby damage). After the door shut the fun started.

She wrapped her arms around me, give me a big kiss, and made me feel like she was a long lost girlfriend. She grabbed me by the hand, led me to the bed, laid me down, and started making out with me like a horney teenager.

The girl knows how to satisfy a man. The menu I sampled was pretty standard (but I drove that) and included LFK, DFK, breast play, BBBJ, DATY, 69, CG, RCG, K9, and mish. Don't be fooled. I actually don't have much endurance. She had me pop within the first 10 minutes. We proceeded to cuddle and talk for a while before she decided to take on the challenge of satisfying me a second time. I warned her that it virtually never happens, but she proceeded anyway (and that's when I sampled most of the menu). She worked and worked and I'll be damned if she didn't pull it off. The little man was very happy!

In summary:

Looks: 8.

In call: 9.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 9.

All in all an outstanding value. I highly recommend!

Be safe out there. Over and out.

[BFDeal]

It's kind of like the guy who got on here several weeks ago and bragged about having an all-nighter with Christina for 200 bones, then calling anyone who tried to talk her down from 200 bones "cheapskates. " Then I read about her having phone problems and other issues. I've seen that Christina chick. She's at least worth 600 or 700 bones for an all-nighter. 200 bones? I've taken a friend out for dinner before and spent 200 bones. Who's the cheapskate?

BFDeal.

While I don't disagree with you, I often wondered what is the purpose of a review on a utr. Its really useless info to us, almost like bragging because you had sex.

[HuntLadys29]

While I don't disagree with you, I often wondered what is the purpose of a review on a utr. Its really useless info to us, almost like bragging because you had sex.

Not bragging its less info than what's reported on here, and my utr isn't free, there were no details just sharing the fact there are a lot more girls out there that are willing to play for pay that's all.

[Dmaphukn]

Since I've been posting here if somebody on this board has a utr friend, unless they specifically say that friend is looking for new people I would never send a pm asking if I could get in on that. I have gotten 2 Pm's one guy has 2 post the other has 9 asking if they could meet my utr. Seniors would never ask that but you have these new guys that are either to scared or to lazy to find women on their own, now if my post had read she is looking to meet new people that would be different but nowhere in my post did I say that. It took me almost 2 years to get this girl to do this, I even asked the board how I should handle the situation and the response was great. This board is a wealth of information I've found that guys and gals will give you great advice or a different angle that you just didn't see, but what this site wasn't set up for is the let me get when I haven't given attitude that I've seen.

I hate to rag on new guys because we were all new to this site at one time, but these new guys now seem to come in with a tin cup and sunglasses, beg beg beg. I haven't seen one in a while that comes in with any info. On escort backpage Craigslist its always anybody have any info on this one? Looks to good to be true. On the streetwalker section it's always I saw LEO or an undercover cop so I left but does anybody have any info on the blonde that was out? Sorry guys I just had to say this it just bugs me I'm looking at my Pm's thinking some chick with a full Bush has pm me per my iso post and its some guy begging. Be safe guys I'm out. HL29.

While I don't disagree with you, I often wondered what is the purpose of a review on a utr. Its really useless info to us, almost like bragging because you had sex.

[ClassASweetie]

Spent time with Sandy again today, she is very sexy and as sweet as you will find. I love how she puts on makeup and makes you feel like her special guy and makes herself available on the weekends. Like last time the visit was way to short, I'm going to have to plan a long visit with her. Thanks Sandy.

You're so sweet babe. I always enjoy spending time with you. I am looking forward to our extended dream. Just to lay in your arms and cuddle with such a sweetheart will be so pleasurable. Kisses Till next time babe.

[FMichaels4533]

I took a chance this morning that I might get to see Remmy for an early morning dream. She, as always, was very accommodating and saw me on short noticed. I saw her at her NKY hotel. Very safe and clean. I like it because it is fairly secluded and there is no way someone could drive by and spot your car. Anyway we set everthing up with texts. When I arrived she was ready and had me come on in. Remmy is always so cute and down to earth. She was wearing a flanel shirt opened up in from and panties under it. And nothing else. I love her figure. She is not a "spinner" but she has such a nice body, it is so soft and curvy. If you see her, she will make you feel comfortable right away. I'm a regular so we always chat a bit before the fun starts. By the way need I to clarify something. On an earlier post someone said she was distracted because of a custody issue with her child. Not true. Everything is fine and she was herself, fun as always. My favorite part of seeing Remmy is just kissing. She has the softest lips. Anyway, without going into any naughty details, I will just say she is very skilled and loves what she does and it shows. I can't wait to see her again!

[Mbgbe696]

Spent time with Sandy again today, she is very sexy and as sweet as you will find. I love how she puts on makeup and makes you feel like her special guy and makes herself available on the weekends. Like last time the visit was way to short, I'm going to have to plan a long visit with her. Thanks Sandy.

[Stormyoneonly]

One measure of a provider's skill, to me, is can she provide the thrill that comes with familiarity, on a first time meeting. Stormy achieved this lofty goal. Without reiterating what has been said many times before, let me just say that you ARE missing out if you don't get with her. The hype is true! One of the few times that can be stated. Personable, highly orgasmic and into what's going on. The gold standard so far.

I want to thank you for your high compliments of me! We both got a little sweaty the other day. I truly enjoyed our time together both during and after. Ladies he is a true gentleman with lots of energy. Can't wait to see you again.

I love my JOB.

Stormy.

[HuntLadys29]

I have an utr friend that I've been seeing for a while now I'm going to say she is at least a 7, 38 yro redhead she is a lot of fun and I spent over an hour hanging out with her today. Although I'm going to still run out and see and see the other working ladies I've still got to have my time with her.

Since I've been posting here if somebody on this board has a utr friend, unless they specifically say that friend is looking for new people I would never send a pm asking if I could get in on that. I have gotten 2 Pm's one guy has 2 post the other has 9 asking if they could meet my utr. Seniors would never ask that but you have these new guys that are either to scared or to lazy to find women on their own, now if my post had read she is looking to meet new people that would be different but nowhere in my post did I say that. It took me almost 2 years to get this girl to do this, I even asked the board how I should handle the situation and the response was great. This board is a wealth of information I've found that guys and gals will give you great advice or a different angle that you just didn't see, but what this site wasn't set up for is the let me get when I haven't given attitude that I've seen.

I hate to rag on new guys because we were all new to this site at one time, but these new guys now seem to come in with a tin cup and sunglasses, beg beg beg. I haven't seen one in a while that comes in with any info. On escort backpage Craigslist its always anybody have any info on this one? Looks to good to be true. On the streetwalker section it's always I saw LEO or an undercover cop so I left but does anybody have any info on the blonde that was out? Sorry guys I just had to say this it just bugs me I'm looking at my Pm's thinking some chick with a full Bush has pm me per my iso post and its some guy begging. Be safe guys I'm out. HL29.

[Gozar8]

One measure of a provider's skill, to me, is can she provide the thrill that comes with familiarity, on a first time meeting. Stormy achieved this lofty goal. Without reiterating what has been said many times before, let me just say that you ARE missing out if you don't get with her. The hype is true! One of the few times that can be stated. Personable, highly orgasmic and into what's going on. The gold standard so far.

[TheDaytimer]

Hopefully I'm replying in the right category but I had a great time and so did my Kitty "meow.

Natti. You are a sweetheart and we all had a great time. Recognizing your face and "picking you up" at the hotel entrance was a bit risky on my part but it spiced the night even more. You certainly know how to start things going!

[Todd Cincy]

A few of you have asked for a more detailed comparison between EE's Cat and Jennavecia. One of you also asked if I would classify Cat as YMMV. I'm not much for buzzwords that can mean different things to different people, but I'll try to answer that question below.

First of all, both Jenna and Cat are solid providers, especially for the very reasonable fees involved.

The first thing to keep in mind is that Cat is incall only (Eastside); Jenna is outcall only. (This may be the deciding factor for some of you).

Cat *is* a little standoffish. This is *not* to say that she is either rude, unfriendly, or unaccomodating. You definitely get what you pay for. However, she lacks Jenna's out-of-the-box "Let's party! Attitude.

I'm somewhat realistic about this sort of thing. We have to remember that not every young lady is going to establish an immediate physical rapport with every client. Also, while I'm reasonably fit and well-preserved, I've got 25 years on Cat. So it might not have been like backseat on prom night from her perspective.

Now, Jenna is even younger, but she has a little easier time warming up to strangers (at least in my case). May, another EE girl, is also very enthusiastic from the get-go, and very outgoing in a general sense.

I would recommend trying *all* of the EE girls, and I certainly would see them all if more of them provided evening outcalls. (And I may rearrange my schedule so I can go see Taylor for daytime incall).

I think it's important to remember that providers are people, too, and some of them are more outgoing than others. By the end of my appointment with Cat, I felt like we "clicked" a lot better, though we didn't click immediately. As I said, I would definitely see her again.

I've seen three EE girls, and all of my experiences with EE have been good to great. My *only* complaint with EE is that many of the women are daytime incall only; but this is due to the ladies' personal circumstances.

[Member #5068]

Had the chance to see this young lady today for hhr at her northern cincy apt. Set up was easy through EE. Was met at the door by a tall slim young woman in panties and bra. Apt was not the cleanest and her bed was a mattress on the floor. She had a huge ash tray in the bedroom filled with cigarette butts, but there wasn't even a hint of smoke in her home or on her person. She's a very sweet girl. BBBJ skills are pretty good (a little toothy) and she can DT with the best of them. We then proceeded to engage in a few other fun positions until I finished doggy. Overall a good time. I might repeat in the future. There are just too many others out there to see first. As always, stay safe and have fun gentlemen.

Fireguy.

[Natti Gfe]

Hopefully I'm replying in the right category but I had a great time and so did my Kitty "meow.

[LTL429]

Thanks Terry for the heads up on Devon. Fun was had by all and more to come.