Negative Escort Reviews

**JeanSaulPartre** · 05-22-14 07:26

Dallas reached out to me and we finally met. After seeing her, I have no choice but to retract my "avoid" and replace with "catch her if you can". As I said before, she could be a great gal once you are in a room with her – and now I can fully attest that she is. She is all that, I have more details in the "positive reviews" sections.

So as Vino said below, I will keep scheduling my appointments with Dallas and have my fingers crossed.

JSP.

**Camera3** · 05-21-14 06:19

LII,

That was funny. And, yes, that describes my first wife, the one that ran off with my best friend. Damn, I miss my best friend. Wives are easy to come by but good friends, that's a different story.

C3.

Originally Posted by LuvInIt007 [View Original Post]

Well my brother Vino I think you have described everyone's ex-wife LOL just sayin.

**LuvInIt007** · 05-21-14 01:37

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

I've been in this game for a long time. I've been lucky enough to have seen some real top-notch performers, believe me.

There is one thing that I've noticed that has been consistant throughout the years. The really good, no, I mean GREAT GFE providers have a real tendancy to be quite flaky and unreliable. Even the great NaNa Pleases missed about one third of her appts with me. I was a regular of hers and we considered ourselves to be friends, as well. That didn't matter, I still got the texts from her quite a bit telling me some excuse and I also had quite a few NCNS's with her. That did not stop me from continuing to make appts with just about my best ever performer, NaNa. Thankfully, I forgave her for those missed appts and man, oh man, would she make it up to me the next time!

I have a long, long list of top notch performers that missed appts right and frickin left. Not just with me but with many other mongers as well. I used to wonder how in the fuck these girls could make you feel as if you were the only man in the world for them, when you were dreaming of them, and then act like you were an insignificant nobody over the phone. (I'm not talking about Jersey Girl or Joytoy, those girls are both in a league of their own. They should write the business model for other escorts to follow as to how clients SHOULD be treated!)

I have especially noticed that the young, hot, ultra-GFE girls seem to be the worst at keeping appts and showing up on time. I don't know how many times I have been livid when a girl that just texted me 5 minutes earlier, saying she was ready and excited to see me, didn't answer the phone when I had just talked with her 5 mins earlier!

Yes, it sucks. I've been there and I hate it too. However, I tend to have some more patience for giving them second, third, hell, sometimes even fourth or fifth chances. Because when you do get to see that mega-hottie, mega-performer, all those missed appts fade into a distant memory.

I don't know why these girls are such sweethearts when you're with them and such callous little witches at other times. I have my theories but they're just that, theories.

One thing that I do know is that many of these hot, young, mega-GFE providers are quite unreliable at keeping appts and being on time. I think this is something that you just have to factor in when you're attempting to dream of them. It's a decision that you have to make when you call, you need to realize that there is a good chance that she won't show up. How you handle it from there is your own decision. My .02.

Well my brother Vino I think you have described everyone's ex-wife LOL just sayin.

**JerseyGirl** · 05-20-14 22:58

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

I've been in this game for a long time. I've been lucky enough to have seen some real top-notch performers, believe me.

There is one thing that I've noticed that has been consistant throughout the years. The really good, no, I mean GREAT GFE providers have a real tendancy to be quite flaky and unreliable. Even the great NaNa Pleases missed about one third of her appts with me. I was a regular of hers and we considered ourselves to be friends, as well. That didn't matter, I still got the texts from her quite a bit telling me some excuse and I also had quite a few NCNS's with her. That did not stop me from continuing to make appts with just about my best ever performer, NaNa. Thankfully, I forgave her for those missed appts and man, oh man, would she make it up to me the next time!

I have a long, long list of top notch performers that missed appts right and frickin left. Not just with me but with many other mongers as well. I used to wonder how in the fuck these girls could make you feel as if you were the only man in the world for them, when you were dreaming of them, and then act like you were an insignificant nobody over the phone. (I'm not talking about Jersey Girl or Joytoy, those girls are both in a league of their own. They should write the business model for other escorts to follow as to how clients SHOULD be treated!)

I have especially noticed that the young, hot, ultra-GFE girls seem to be the worst at keeping appts and showing up on time. I don't know how many times I have been livid when a girl that just texted me 5 minutes earlier, saying she was ready and excited to see me, didn't answer the phone when I had just talked with her 5 mins earlier!

Yes, it sucks. I've been there and I hate it too. However, I tend to have some more patience for giving them second, third, hell, sometimes even fourth or fifth chances. Because when you do get to see that mega-hottie, mega-performer, all those missed appts fade into a distant memory.

I don't know why these girls are such sweethearts when you're with them and such callous little witches at other times. I have my theories but they're just that, theories.

One thing that I do know is that many of these hot, young, mega-GFE providers are quite unreliable at keeping appts and being on time. I think this is something that you just have to factor in when you're attempting to dream of them. It's a decision that you have to make when you call, you need to realize that there is a good chance that she won't show up. How you handle it from there is your own decision. My .02.

Hey Baby, Thank You for the Shout Out, and yes, I have heard some of the stories from clients of mine on what some of these young providers are doing, I wish I can teach them a thing or two. I hate hearing about good friends of mine, wasting there money on some real shitty service.

Well anyways it was nice to see a post from you finally, I miss you baby, we should get together for lunch like the good ol days.

**Vino 7373** · 05-20-14 21:16

I've been in this game for a long time. I've been lucky enough to have seen some real top-notch performers, believe me.

There is one thing that I've noticed that has been consistant throughout the years. The really good, no, I mean GREAT GFE providers have a real tendancy to be quite flaky and unreliable. Even the great NaNa Pleases missed about one third of her appts with me. I was a regular of hers and we considered ourselves to be friends, as well. That didn't matter, I still got the texts from her quite a bit telling me some excuse and I also had quite a few NCNS's with her. That did not stop me from continuing to make appts with just about my best ever performer, NaNa. Thankfully, I forgave her for those missed appts and man, oh man, would she make it up to me the next time!

I have a long, long list of top notch performers that missed appts right and frickin left. Not just with me but with many other mongers as well. I used to wonder how in the fuck these girls could make you feel as if you were the only man in the world for them, when you were dreaming of them, and then act like you were an insignificant nobody over the phone. (I'm not talking about Jersey Girl or Joytoy, those girls are both in a league of their own. They should write the business model for other escorts to follow as to how clients SHOULD be treated!)

I have especially noticed that the young, hot, ultra-GFE girls seem to be the worst at keeping appts and showing up on time. I don't know how many times I have been livid when a girl that just texted me 5 minutes earlier, saying she was ready and excited to see me, didn't answer the phone when I had just talked with her 5 mins earlier!

Yes, it sucks. I've been there and I hate it too. However, I tend to have some more patience for giving them second, third, hell, sometimes even fourth or fifth chances. Because when you do get to see that mega-hottie, mega-performer, all those missed appts fade into a distant memory.

I don't know why these girls are such sweethearts when you're with them and such callous little witches at other times. I have my theories but they're just that, theories.

One thing that I do know is that many of these hot, young, mega-GFE providers are quite unreliable at keeping appts and being on time. I think this is something that you just have to factor in when you're attempting to dream of them. It's a decision that you have to make when you call, you need to realize that there is a good chance that she won't show up. How you handle it from there is your own decision. My .02.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 05-20-14 08:41

Brook: Called this hottie (well, the pics looked good and the one pic here had that "Marilyn Monroe" look to it, so, I was helpless and had to call her)) very recently, she said she was on Universal Blvd by 528. She sounded pretty sweet on the phone until I heard her fucking GB fucking pimp in the background saying something to her. I did not like hearing his voice in the background, while Brook was trying to talk to me. A real turn off, it was. I asked who it was talking to her and she said it was the TV. Really? Unless I was watching that "Twilight Zone" episode where the guy on the TV was talking to the guy in the living room, to the point where the guy went insane and his wife pushed him out the window, then, I knew Brook was FOS. I told her thank you and I hung up. http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10470605.

Monica: At a No-tel and a big No Go! I called this young co-ed recently and set up a meeting. She was at America's Best Inns and Suites on Wymore Road /1-4/436. I arrived at the hotel (across from HJ's) and the place was a shit box, with one or two shady characters walking around. I already wrote a quick review ("The Bates Motel") in response to another post about her. I told her I was here. No response. Then, I get a text saying a guy is stuck in her bathroom and that the manager is on his way up to correct the problem. What?? She apologized and asked me to wait a few minutes. I told her no, I was leaving. Then she called me and said everything was fine and to come back. No dice. I get another text a few minutes later saying she is ready. What? I did not respond. I will not recommend this gal, unless she adjusts her "business model". Her pics are likely fake anyway, but, boy those pics are fucking hot. http://escortbyphone.com/407-369-204...ght-new-410707.

JaguarXF.

**JeanSaulPartre** · 05-19-14 22:05

Well, my granny always told me "be nice or say nothing". But since you started.

Had a very similar experience. She asked me tons of questions, my name, my pee411. Told her everything. We agreed to meet next day, 5.30 (she had no later time available) at the area convenient to her (UCF). I booked the hotel and texted her the location.

On the day of the appointment I texted her 10.30 AM to confirm. No reply. Text her again at 2.30. She asks: "where at". Tell her again. No reply, than one hour later she texts:"Are you free wed, or Fri.". I say: "we agreed TODAY!" No reply. Finally I text: "Shall I cancel? She says: "Yea, cancel. And you are cheap, I normally charge XXX". WTF. She agreed to it and now I am cheap.

I thought OK, I'll move on. But she texted me again, saying she wants to "make it up". OK, I am a sucker for giving attractive young things a second chance. We agreed for next day, 6 PM. I book the room (a nice hotel, so she does not think me cheap), texted her the location. Next day, no squeak from her. I text her again: "Are we on? She replies: "Are you free Fri?" I ask her what is that. I booked the room, we agreed and now I can no longer cancel it without paying a 100. She gives me a sob story that she is in Tampa. I say: "OK, I will see you in Tampa, 90 min but has to be tonite". No reply.

Despite what my granny would say this one is "to avoid". Maybe she was / is a great gal when you are in a room with her, but with this attitude, I doubt. I think her early success got to her pretty blonde head.

Originally Posted by Sundvd [View Original Post]

First dream was perfect, only $1.5 for hh, that lasted a hr. She even let me hit it bareback and I came on her tight pierced tummy. Yes that's right, she had a beautiful tight little pink box, that was fresh, wet, clean, and tight.

She told me I reminded her of her ex boyfriend in the past which probably got me the extras. And invited me to shower with her. We parted ways and I thought she was going to be my ATF.

2 weeks later, stood up. Rescheduled for the next day and even got a hotel room. Stood up again. Damn, both days she told me a time. I waited there over 4 hours and left disappointed.

She told me she had to go to the doctor because her jaw dislocated while she was yawning and wanted to bring her paperwork to show. I said don't worry about it. She wanted to make it up to me and seemed pretty honest and sincere.

We scheduled for today at 130, she said traffic was bad and I'll be 230, at 230 she said she was on i4, at 330 she said 528. At 530 I got angry enough to write this fucking post to warn all you brethren to don't bother seeing this *****. Wasted 3 fucking days and 2 hotel rooms for this ****. Nobody is worth this bullshit.

Fucking A.

**PurrFectt1** · 05-18-14 04:51

Sweetie, the men of the forum have been raving about you for months now and had taken their time to write these reviews. You, on the other hand have not returned the same courtesy. I'm sure I could speak for many that if these gentleman are upset in any way, then it's well grounded. Pleasure to meet you.

**OnlyInDallas** · 05-17-14 18:30

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**Sundvd** · 05-17-14 17:43

First dream was perfect, only $1.5 for hh, that lasted a hr. She even let me hit it bareback and I came on her tight pierced tummy. Yes that's right, she had a beautiful tight little pink box, that was fresh, wet, clean, and tight.

She told me I reminded her of her ex boyfriend in the past which probably got me the extras. And invited me to shower with her. We parted ways and I thought she was going to be my ATF.

2 weeks later, stood up. Rescheduled for the next day and even got a hotel room. Stood up again. Damn, both days she told me a time. I waited there over 4 hours and left disappointed.

She told me she had to go to the doctor because her jaw dislocated while she was yawning and wanted to bring her paperwork to show. I said don't worry about it. She wanted to make it up to me and seemed pretty honest and sincere.

We scheduled for today at 130, she said traffic was bad and I'll be 230, at 230 she said she was on i4, at 330 she said 528. At 530 I got angry enough to write this fucking post to warn all you brethren to don't bother seeing this *****. Wasted 3 fucking days and 2 hotel rooms for this ****. Nobody is worth this bullshit.

Fucking A.

**ColombianCoco** · 05-16-14 22:43

Saw "Candies" ad.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ubs-28/7671320

Could not find a review, so decided TOFTT. She is staying at an extended stay no-tel near I-4 and 528.2 call system, texted me room # when I got there. Definitely not the lady in the pics. I was looking forward to the legs on the lady in the pics, but alas, I was met at the door by a very skinny, tatted, way older than 28 (as advertised) lady. When I stepped into the room, only light on was over the kitchen sink, so it was difficult to see her. When I asked her to turn on the light, I quickly wished it hadn't been turned on and realized she had low light on for a reason. She reminded me of the landlady from Kingpin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGNT7x3zBI

Told her she put fake pics on ad and I was leaving. Don't waste your time on this one boys.

Coco.

**MakinHerSquirt** · 05-15-14 10:49

Originally Posted by MakinHerSquirt [View Original Post]

Dreamed of Lady Banks used to go by Shi a few months ago (4072236557) http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lt-23/10285398.

My dream of Lady Banks ended up turning into a nightmare that I wish I never had. The photos on BP are real, not sure if the twerking video is her or not, most likely it is. She has a very nice toned and soft body, sexy spinner type. Her incall was by OC Corrections at a notel, she had two other BP ladies and a dog in her messy room when I arrived. One of the ladies was trying to show me her BP ad while Lady Banks was getting ready and that didn't sit well with LB, she instantly got pissed and demanded I dream of her roommate instead. I'm like WTF, you had all these people here knowing that I was on my way 20 minutes ago and we were just being friendly. Anyway, I was able to diffuse the situation (so I thought) the ladies left the room and my dream / nightmare began. No, no, upsell, upsell after the donation was accepted. I really wanted to have a pleasant dream of her because she is fine, however her attitude was very shitty and had no desire of providing a quality service for the HH donation she received. I was rushed after about 10 minutes and things just continued on a downward spiral. She became very belligerent and even pulled out her phone as if to call someone to come to the room for me to leave. Based on my experience with this provider, I firmly believe that she was either having a very bad day or she may have some mental issues, regardless of which I would not recommend a visit! Attachment 319508 Attachment 319509.

Made an error on her name its Lisa Banks (407XXX6557). Of coarse in our hobby we all know YMMV, however this provider strikes me as someone just trying to get the most amount possible with the very least amount of effort. She is very immature and potentially dangerous, you've been warned!

**Otwist** · 05-14-14 17:40

Originally Posted by Bertil [View Original Post]

I have been waiting for a review on this one for a while because I was not even sure the ad was real. I will def. Stay away thanks.

Amber / Stacy has been around a long time here in Orlando and Tampa. She has been reviewed over the years several times on this site and elsewhere. She should be avoided. Do a search on Amber.

**Paddy1969** · 05-14-14 16:21

Originally Posted by Bertil [View Original Post]

I have been waiting for a review on this one for a while because I was not even sure the ad was real. I will def. Stay away thanks.

A lot of stuff about her several years ago. Long story short Stay Away if you respect yourself.

**Bertil** · 05-14-14 16:03

Originally Posted by Jazz6738 [View Original Post]

Saw this one recently and have to say that it was by far the worst 'nightmare' that I have ever had. Didn't want to cover up and didn't have any raincoats with her. All teeth on the BBBJ and like a dead fish in mish. Stay away at all costs! Any positive reviews must be planted.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ght-33/7456437

I have been waiting for a review on this one for a while because I was not even sure the ad was real. I will def. Stay away thanks.