Massage Parlor Reports

[Taster6969]

Stopped in to see Flower and she was available. Paid 70 for one hour. Took the shower option to get cleaned up. Not bad and she cleaned all the important spots. Back to the room and the massage began. Gives a pretty good massage but talks too much.was able to do a lot of roaming and she likes when I play with her boobs. Not too bad but soft for my taste. On the flip she sat on top of me and lifted her blouse and was able to suck her boobs for awhile. As I was playing she began to play with my dick and got me hard. I agreed to her price and she started to suck and massage my dick. She had a pair of black silky tights on and was able to pull them down and play with her pussy for awhile. She likes to moan and made me explode all over myself. Gave me a good clean up with a hot towel. This Chinese girl is about 55 plus but knows how to please. Wish I could find much younger girls and prettier but many AMP have only desperate old women trying to make a buck before they retire.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I saw Alpha Rose probably 8 years ago. The picture she uses is atleast 15 years old! Age has not been kind to her. The massage was just so-so, there was plenty on the menu but too pricey. Than she was whining how when she lived in Tampa, she could make more money! Obviously, I never repeated!

Some people have anointed The Jag, "King" of the LMTS / Rub Gals, for which I am deeply humbled and honored. However, you excellent gents are the ones The Jag admires for your collective accomplishments. You horny and licentious guys have been on the board far longer than The Jag. I am indebted to your service, indeed.

Brother Barolo, when our good brother, "Gordon Gecko", aka WalSTreet, was in need of advice on a provider, all The Jag could do was offer a feeble apology. But you, dear sir, were quick to assist him with your great Intel on her. The fact that it was 8 years ago, is irrelevant. As we all know any Intel is good Intel for the Board, by which it can base it's decision as to whether or not so see a provider.

Barolo, were you able to get anything from Rose? HE? SS with great assist? Did she allow roaming? OTC? UTC? Potty mouth? (The Jags personal favorite). Was there anything you got from her, her "pricey menu" notwithstanding. Do you remember what the Jag Coin was?

Has anyone seen her recently? LD17? BL333? Montana? Hawkey49? Quasimodo? SeXXes? TheeeGentleman? If anyone has see Rose lately (within the past few months) could you please, inform the Board accordingly. If you have had recent success with Rose, I may bend my "Rules of Hygiene" and see if she will allow me to fertilize her egg-carrying uterus with my potent "Jag Seed".

As always, nice work, brother Barolo!

JaguarXF.

[Member #5878]

So I was wondering, out of all the places that provide extras were is the place that gives the best massage? I just started back into a workout routine after two months of no activity due to a medical reason. Needless to say I'm pretty sore legitimately.

Any places that actually give a good massage plus extras?

[Barolo]

My good brother WalSTreet, greed is good!! Indeed, Alpha has been posting for many years. Sadly, the vestiges of an image that is violative of "The Jag's Rules of Hygiene", made me decide to not schedule an appointment with this attractive LMT. Therefore, I did not partake.

Sorry, brother WalSTreet. I am just being honest. No disrespect to anyone.

However, I do believe Alpha Rose was reviewed on here a very long time ago and she does look very attractive based upon that old photo. Anyone?

JaguarXF.

I saw Alpha Rose probably 8 years ago. The picture she uses is atleast 15 years old! Age has not been kind to her. The massage was just so-so, there was plenty on the menu but too pricey. Than she was whining how when she lived in Tampa, she could make more money! Obviously, I never repeated!

[Enepero]

Do you have a link for this girl?

I want to thank Mr. Jag for his previous glowing reviews of Emily. This beautiful dominican firecracker is awesome.

Emily as has been described has a very lustful presence, and one that is not quickly forgotten.

The spa location threw me off a bit as it is in a very nice building.

I found the office and I was greeted by a beautiful lady, probably 5'2"or 5'3", nice hair just past her shoulders. She was wearing a nice, very form fitting skirt, and a vacuum sealed top. Inside the room after discussions we got down to business. Her rub was good, worth rhe time indeed.

Everyone has commented on her equisite chest, which is worth the view, butgents, that backside is aamazing as well.

Take the time to see her at least once. You won't be disappointed.

[ToyotaSupraTt]

I want to thank Mr. Jag for his previous glowing reviews of Emily. This beautiful dominican firecracker is awesome.

Emily as has been described has a very lustful presence, and one that is not quickly forgotten.

The spa location threw me off a bit as it is in a very nice building.

I found the office and I was greeted by a beautiful lady, probably 5'2"or 5'3", nice hair just past her shoulders. She was wearing a nice, very form fitting skirt, and a vacuum sealed top. Inside the room after discussions we got down to business. Her rub was good, worth rhe time indeed.

Everyone has commented on her equisite chest, which is worth the view, butgents, that backside is aamazing as well.

Take the time to see her at least once. You won't be disappointed.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hello Gents.

Anyone partake? I see her add from time to time...tasty little dish.

http://www.alpharose.com/

Common Jag, info, I'm sure you have already banged her, her momma, grandmomma, and her neighbors cat..LOL..

My good brother WalSTreet, greed is good!! Indeed, Alpha has been posting for many years. Sadly, the vestiges of an image that is violative of "The Jag's Rules of Hygiene", made me decide to not schedule an appointment with this attractive LMT. Therefore, I did not partake.

Sorry, brother WalSTreet. I am just being honest. No disrespect to anyone.

However, I do believe Alpha Rose was reviewed on here a very long time ago and she does look very attractive based upon that old photo. Anyone?

JaguarXF.

[WalSTreet]

Hello Gents.

Anyone partake? I see her add from time to time...tasty little dish.

http://www.alpharose.com/

Common Jag, info, I'm sure you have already banged her, her momma, grandmomma, and her neighbors cat..LOL..

[TheeeGentleman]

Disappointing Late night. Paid the house fee and half way into the massage a limited menu was offered. FS not available, but was offered oral dictation for $1. Would not negotiate, so what the heck. After being covered with plastic wrap the service began. Two or three minutes into it she says that she's tired, and does the laundry by hand. Annoying after taking $1, so that took a very long time. She then complained about her arm being tired. If she was too tired to the job then she should have gone home. Looks were average, and service was below average. Will not repeat at New Moon.

[Luxsa123]

Thank you luv! I always appreciate when clients notice my hard work I try my best to treat both clients and my providers fairly. All criticism whether positive or negative is always welcomed by me. Otherwise, I would never be aware of what improvements need to me made. For those of you messaging me about the website it is not yet active but I will notify on the board once it's completed. I have also taken a few more suggestions into consideration and will be accepting credit card payments as well as cash. Also, will be doing outcall as long as you have previously had an incall session. We are now back in our office location & 4 new ladies have been added to the lineup. Please pm for location details. As always remain safe! And I appreciate all the reviews and repeat clients.

Natasha.

It had been quite a while so I indulged myself with Natasha's USASG special the other day. Not in their new location but temporarily in the condo. I always appreciate Natasha's responsiveness and professionalism. One of the pain points about our hobby is that many of us live professional lives where our word is our bond, where we focus on customer satisfaction, and where we would never dream of providing anything less than the best service, but when we dip our toes in the mongering world, we too often encounter liars, dysfunctionality, and general Heath...er.. Flakiness. Seems like it ought to be easier than it is. Ah, well.

So when I do run across someone who is legitimately trying to be a good business woman and provide a quality product, I think it should be noted and encouraged. One of the hallmarks of professionals is their ability to handle criticism (which we certainly dish out here on the board when warranted as well we should), and Natasha has always taken seriously my critiques and those presented in this forum. So hats off to her.

In this particular case, I enjoyed time with a certain very tan Latina, with large enhanced breasts, skinny adorable legs and who, rumor has it, can drive a pretty mean Jag, as well (V-12, no doubt). She is always a pleasure. I look forward to many indulgences to come. And the new fancy European shower.

[Ccon66]

Not doubting your mongering skills but as otherwise mentioned, I think who you met is Heather from Winter Springs / Winter Park, not Yoga Heather who I am referring to.

My mistake, you are correct. Not yoga Heather.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Not doubting your mongering skills but as otherwise mentioned, I think who you met is Heather from Winter Springs / Winter Park, not Yoga Heather who I am referring to.

Most of us have had good success with WS Heather. She is mostly quiet and reserved. But there is a molten lust beneath her passiveness.

We could be wrong, brother Ccon66. But, if you are actually referring to Psycho Heather who used to be off Horatio / Aloma area in WP in your review, please clarify it for the Board. We would greatly appreciate it, my good brother!

Indeed, that would be a good sign if Psycho Heather is finally coming back to "reality", if you will.

JaguarXF.

[Pbwardy02]

I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.

Not doubting your mongering skills but as otherwise mentioned, I think who you met is Heather from Winter Springs / Winter Park, not Yoga Heather who I am referring to.

[Charlie Morris]

She is a little nuts.. And yes, She clearly hates men. Last time I saw her, she had me "flip" ... I gently reached to touch her arm, and she jumped back, explaining 'no touching' as she had been raped before... She bowed to me and stated massage is over... And left the room. Wow. A while later I called and talked to her on the phone, and she was all flirty and nice, but I will save my money for someone who enjoys what they do.

This girl's name should be Heather. RTFF. Well reviewed. She has been here a while and been in many locations. Ranging from her apt to real spa's to chiros office. Last time I saw her she looked good and acted weird. HE with a glove, makes you ask for the release, allows otc and utc roaming. Actually has hot little body but does not even come close to the Angelina Jolie looking girl in the pic. That may have been her a few years ago and before the years of therapy for her mental conditions. She clearly hates men. I have had so many strange experiences with her I can't begin to tell you. She gets a whole chapter in the book of weird therapists. Oh not only did she use a glove but she put a napkin around my cock for the splash zone clean up. I keep hoping at some point she turns into Angelina Jolie but it never happens. Money better spent elswhere but if you want a fucked up story to remember, give her a try. YMMV -- Dog.

[Jordang]

I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.

Your talking about Wnter Springs / formerly of Winter Park Heather.