Massage Parlor Reports

[Barolo]

My good brother WalSTreet, greed is good!! Indeed, Alpha has been posting for many years. Sadly, the vestiges of an image that is violative of "The Jag's Rules of Hygiene", made me decide to not schedule an appointment with this attractive LMT. Therefore, I did not partake.

Sorry, brother WalSTreet. I am just being honest. No disrespect to anyone.

However, I do believe Alpha Rose was reviewed on here a very long time ago and she does look very attractive based upon that old photo. Anyone?

JaguarXF.

I saw Alpha Rose probably 8 years ago. The picture she uses is atleast 15 years old! Age has not been kind to her. The massage was just so-so, there was plenty on the menu but too pricey. Than she was whining how when she lived in Tampa, she could make more money! Obviously, I never repeated!

[Enepero]

Do you have a link for this girl?

I want to thank Mr. Jag for his previous glowing reviews of Emily. This beautiful dominican firecracker is awesome.

Emily as has been described has a very lustful presence, and one that is not quickly forgotten.

The spa location threw me off a bit as it is in a very nice building.

I found the office and I was greeted by a beautiful lady, probably 5'2"or 5'3", nice hair just past her shoulders. She was wearing a nice, very form fitting skirt, and a vacuum sealed top. Inside the room after discussions we got down to business. Her rub was good, worth rhe time indeed.

Everyone has commented on her equisite chest, which is worth the view, butgents, that backside is aamazing as well.

Take the time to see her at least once. You won't be disappointed.

[ToyotaSupraTt]

I want to thank Mr. Jag for his previous glowing reviews of Emily. This beautiful dominican firecracker is awesome.

Emily as has been described has a very lustful presence, and one that is not quickly forgotten.

The spa location threw me off a bit as it is in a very nice building.

I found the office and I was greeted by a beautiful lady, probably 5'2"or 5'3", nice hair just past her shoulders. She was wearing a nice, very form fitting skirt, and a vacuum sealed top. Inside the room after discussions we got down to business. Her rub was good, worth rhe time indeed.

Everyone has commented on her equisite chest, which is worth the view, butgents, that backside is aamazing as well.

Take the time to see her at least once. You won't be disappointed.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hello Gents.

Anyone partake? I see her add from time to time...tasty little dish.

http://www.alpharose.com/

Common Jag, info, I'm sure you have already banged her, her momma, grandmomma, and her neighbors cat..LOL..

My good brother WalSTreet, greed is good!! Indeed, Alpha has been posting for many years. Sadly, the vestiges of an image that is violative of "The Jag's Rules of Hygiene", made me decide to not schedule an appointment with this attractive LMT. Therefore, I did not partake.

Sorry, brother WalSTreet. I am just being honest. No disrespect to anyone.

However, I do believe Alpha Rose was reviewed on here a very long time ago and she does look very attractive based upon that old photo. Anyone?

JaguarXF.

[WalSTreet]

Hello Gents.

Anyone partake? I see her add from time to time...tasty little dish.

http://www.alpharose.com/

Common Jag, info, I'm sure you have already banged her, her momma, grandmomma, and her neighbors cat..LOL..

[TheeeGentleman]

Disappointing Late night. Paid the house fee and half way into the massage a limited menu was offered. FS not available, but was offered oral dictation for $1. Would not negotiate, so what the heck. After being covered with plastic wrap the service began. Two or three minutes into it she says that she's tired, and does the laundry by hand. Annoying after taking $1, so that took a very long time. She then complained about her arm being tired. If she was too tired to the job then she should have gone home. Looks were average, and service was below average. Will not repeat at New Moon.

[Luxsa123]

Thank you luv! I always appreciate when clients notice my hard work I try my best to treat both clients and my providers fairly. All criticism whether positive or negative is always welcomed by me. Otherwise, I would never be aware of what improvements need to me made. For those of you messaging me about the website it is not yet active but I will notify on the board once it's completed. I have also taken a few more suggestions into consideration and will be accepting credit card payments as well as cash. Also, will be doing outcall as long as you have previously had an incall session. We are now back in our office location & 4 new ladies have been added to the lineup. Please pm for location details. As always remain safe! And I appreciate all the reviews and repeat clients.

Natasha.

It had been quite a while so I indulged myself with Natasha's USASG special the other day. Not in their new location but temporarily in the condo. I always appreciate Natasha's responsiveness and professionalism. One of the pain points about our hobby is that many of us live professional lives where our word is our bond, where we focus on customer satisfaction, and where we would never dream of providing anything less than the best service, but when we dip our toes in the mongering world, we too often encounter liars, dysfunctionality, and general Heath...er.. Flakiness. Seems like it ought to be easier than it is. Ah, well.

So when I do run across someone who is legitimately trying to be a good business woman and provide a quality product, I think it should be noted and encouraged. One of the hallmarks of professionals is their ability to handle criticism (which we certainly dish out here on the board when warranted as well we should), and Natasha has always taken seriously my critiques and those presented in this forum. So hats off to her.

In this particular case, I enjoyed time with a certain very tan Latina, with large enhanced breasts, skinny adorable legs and who, rumor has it, can drive a pretty mean Jag, as well (V-12, no doubt). She is always a pleasure. I look forward to many indulgences to come. And the new fancy European shower.

[Ccon66]

Not doubting your mongering skills but as otherwise mentioned, I think who you met is Heather from Winter Springs / Winter Park, not Yoga Heather who I am referring to.

My mistake, you are correct. Not yoga Heather.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Not doubting your mongering skills but as otherwise mentioned, I think who you met is Heather from Winter Springs / Winter Park, not Yoga Heather who I am referring to.

Most of us have had good success with WS Heather. She is mostly quiet and reserved. But there is a molten lust beneath her passiveness.

We could be wrong, brother Ccon66. But, if you are actually referring to Psycho Heather who used to be off Horatio / Aloma area in WP in your review, please clarify it for the Board. We would greatly appreciate it, my good brother!

Indeed, that would be a good sign if Psycho Heather is finally coming back to "reality", if you will.

JaguarXF.

[Pbwardy02]

I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.

Not doubting your mongering skills but as otherwise mentioned, I think who you met is Heather from Winter Springs / Winter Park, not Yoga Heather who I am referring to.

[Charlie Morris]

She is a little nuts.. And yes, She clearly hates men. Last time I saw her, she had me "flip" ... I gently reached to touch her arm, and she jumped back, explaining 'no touching' as she had been raped before... She bowed to me and stated massage is over... And left the room. Wow. A while later I called and talked to her on the phone, and she was all flirty and nice, but I will save my money for someone who enjoys what they do.

This girl's name should be Heather. RTFF. Well reviewed. She has been here a while and been in many locations. Ranging from her apt to real spa's to chiros office. Last time I saw her she looked good and acted weird. HE with a glove, makes you ask for the release, allows otc and utc roaming. Actually has hot little body but does not even come close to the Angelina Jolie looking girl in the pic. That may have been her a few years ago and before the years of therapy for her mental conditions. She clearly hates men. I have had so many strange experiences with her I can't begin to tell you. She gets a whole chapter in the book of weird therapists. Oh not only did she use a glove but she put a napkin around my cock for the splash zone clean up. I keep hoping at some point she turns into Angelina Jolie but it never happens. Money better spent elswhere but if you want a fucked up story to remember, give her a try. YMMV -- Dog.

[Jordang]

I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.

Your talking about Wnter Springs / formerly of Winter Park Heather.

[Ccon66]

Sure, I had some good success with her a few years back, but it fucking took everything in my Jag "rules of hobbying" handbook to get there. As PB02 says, it depends on her mood. And her fucking tits with those thick nipples are truly a pleasure to taste, mood permitting of course.

JaguarXF.

I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Heather is all over the place. When sober, she is actually a pretty nice person.

The thing is that she hates her job and depending on her mood that day, hates men as well. I don't blame her because a lot of you mongers are creeps but she chose the life she is living.

Once in a blue moon some dudes here have had the luck of getting extras. She is a very sexual woman when you really get to know her so I am not shocked by this. I personally had one of the strangest, oddest chapters of my mongering life with Heather which I don't care to share on here or via PM. Just trust me when I say she is a whack job, a freak and someone with serious problems when she drinks. I think she has issues with bipolarism. Heather is an individual with real mental problems. I feel bad for her.

I would not see her again because while on rare occasion YMMV, definitely not worth the trouble.

Indeed she is beautiful. We all have reviewed her before. Very moody. The Jag has a "Phd." in "hobbying" (Emeritus Status, if you will. LOL), but not in psychology. So, I don't know what her issues are. We all know she has them. We all know she reads the Board. She removed her "self review" BS website a while ago, after some hobbyists wrote bad reviews of her and posted them on her website. LOL.

Sure, I had some good success with her a few years back, but it fucking took everything in my Jag "rules of hobbying" handbook to get there. As PB02 says, it depends on her mood. And her fucking tits with those thick nipples are truly a pleasure to taste, mood permitting of course.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Base on Jag review about Tatiana I wanted to give her a try.

Tatiana Body: 8/10.

Poor Atittude.

She was really rough the whole time, didn't talk a lot and seem very distracted.

I mean this girl is so hot and have a really nice body but it didn't go well.

She gave me that mechanical HE at the end.

Will not repeat.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-25/10093246

Sorry brother Enepero! You saw her anyway based upon my review, even though I did not have great time with her?? LOL Yeah, I have seen the Lovely Tatiana over a dozen times at Harbor Beach, when she first started there and at Essence Spa, LLC, after they opened in November, 2013 (according to Sunbiz. Org). I fucked most, if not all of the gals, at the crime infested Harbor Beach Apts.

Brother, I am not really sure what is going on with her as I never had a bad experience with her until last week. I have enjoyed many ball draining sessions with Tatiana. She did it all. But, as I said in my post from the other day, I think she has a favorite now (a really big NFL type dude) and is no longer "providing" the "experiences" to her ATF regulars that she once did. I know I must have given her close to 2,000 dollars over the past year that I have known her. I think I will still give her one more chance, though. But since you also had a bad time, this may be a portend of things to come with Tatiana. Hopefully not.

However, at this time, The Jag WILL NOT rescind his recommendation of Tatiana. But, she needs to work on her attitude, comportment, presentation/hygiene, just a bit. So, until further notice, The Jag will continue to recommend her.

So, guys, please, go see the sex crazed, fantasy inspiring, push our "sexuality" (like she says in her BP ads) to the limits, Tatiana. ALL of the gals at Essence Spa, LLC are gorgeous and very accommodating and Tatiana is still one of the most beautiful providers, with a cock hungry pussy / ass "split", in Orlando. There is some backstory with her. But only via PM.

(Sweetie, when you read this, please understand that The Jag is only trying to help you maintain your high level of "proficiency", as a well known and HIGHLY respected provider, to the esteemed members of this Board).

JaguarXF.