Massage Parlor Reports

[H20 Monger]

Any good experiences there recently?

[BoaterBw]

Has anyone seen Cindy in Cape Canaveral recently.

Yes, saw her a few weeks ago. I had the usual great time.

[Srw211]

Has anyone seen Cindy in Cape Canaveral recently.

[Malcono]

Went to Massage Matters.

Saw April.

60 house fee and then negotiated through her menu which included pretty much everything.

Had an amazing time.

Will definitely go again to pursue other choices.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Take a shower before you see Wendy (and before seeing anyone else). I believe the other reviews are correct, since mine have always been very positive and other people report experiences similar to mine. Wendy is sweet, attentive, and sexy. Never short on time nor on the experience. Located in Palm Bay off Palm Bay Road.

Brother Tex, nice comment about taking a shower BEFORE seeing a provider. Hygiene is of paramount importance if anyone expects to be successful in this hobby.

I actually fucked Wendy K9 against her office door AFTER the one hour massage session was over. When the session was over, we were talking for a few minutes. I was giving her a neck massage by her office door, with her back against me. We both got hot again, I dropped my jeans, flipped up her skirt, pulled her sexy panties over, started some DFK and then fucking "drove" her smooth pussy into another zip code.

Again, I don't know if Malabar put her off somehow, who knows. Brother Malabar, maybe you might give her another chance, ok? Shit happens and no provider is going to be on her "game" 100% of the time.

JaguarXF.

[Goat99]

I know this isn't in Brevard county, but since some of you get around a bit I figured it might be ok to post a review. Since the backpage ads are claiming "all new", I decided it might be time for another dream there, since it had been a few months. The girls were indeed new, however, my dream was pretty much the same as the relatively lackluster dreams I have had there in the past; massage is not great, not much roaming, definitely no comparison to the dreams I have had of Zen and Sunrise. Otherwise, the place seems clean, and there is parking in front and rear. It's not necessarily a bad place to dream, but far from the best.

[Tex Cobb]

I've been itching to see this Irish lass for some time. She works out of a small one room office. Environment was pleasant and clean but no sensual element. Background music along the style of Frank Sinatra.

The session:

She advertises sessions done in her bikini. Did NOT happen.

Other clients have reported her as being chatty. Did NOT happen.

While lying face down, I positioned my arms and hands on the edges of the massage table in hopes of a little "touchy-feely". Did NOT happen; she avoided them.

Almost no eye contact after the flip. She massaged in an almost detached manner. She finally asked if I wanted her to do "down there". WTF? By that time, I had become so disinterested that I could not get aroused.

Eighty dollars for an hour. She was finished in one-half hour.

I really don't know whether to be mad at being shorted thirty minutes or to be glad that it was over.

I do NOT recommend.

Other clients have reported better sessions. As always YMMV.

Regards.

Mal.

Take a shower before you see Wendy (and before seeing anyone else). I believe the other reviews are correct, since mine have always been very positive and other people report experiences similar to mine. Wendy is sweet, attentive, and sexy. Never short on time nor on the experience. Located in Palm Bay off Palm Bay Road.

[Malabar]

I've been itching to see this Irish lass for some time. She works out of a small one room office. Environment was pleasant and clean but no sensual element. Background music along the style of Frank Sinatra.

The session:

She advertises sessions done in her bikini. Did NOT happen.

Other clients have reported her as being chatty. Did NOT happen.

While lying face down, I positioned my arms and hands on the edges of the massage table in hopes of a little "touchy-feely". Did NOT happen; she avoided them.

Almost no eye contact after the flip. She massaged in an almost detached manner. She finally asked if I wanted her to do "down there". WTF? By that time, I had become so disinterested that I could not get aroused.

Eighty dollars for an hour. She was finished in one-half hour.

I really don't know whether to be mad at being shorted thirty minutes or to be glad that it was over.

I do NOT recommend.

Other clients have reported better sessions. As always YMMV.

Regards.

Mal.

[DbloSeven4]

Have passed this place several times and was wondering of the talent. Pulled in on Friday. Parked around back which was nice. Door had "SPA" written on it so I knew the correct door. Once inside I was met by what looked like a 23-25 year old spinner. Be cups. Showed her I had plenty to spend. Got undressed in front of her and off to the shower. Great scrub down, all areas covered very well. Back on table light massage with a lot of rump play. She allowed barely any OTC roaming and closed her legs immediately. On the flip it was all play. She climbed up on the table and had both her hands full and kept them active. I pushed the envelope WAY FAR seeing if anything was available. Even offered a full $ for just the top to come off. Nothing doing. Well, that should say you ain't getting any skin here. That $ would have got me almost FS elsewhere. Anyway, spent .5 for 30 min and a 20 tip for a really good handshake.

Don't expect more here guys. Although I would have paid a lot to slam that little young spinner. She wanted nothing to do with anything more than a handshake.

Be safe, Chive On.

[Launcher321]

Felt like a rub so I called Sunrise to see if Candy was there. No, but will be here Saturday was the reply from Julie. Asiana was next but couldn't get anyone to answer the back door. There were 2 vehicles out front and I saw a guy leaving so I called and Yoko answered. She was elsewhere and only had one girl working. I didn't feel like having my session interrupted as a stressed out new girl tries to answer the phone and door so on to 520 I went. I hadn't been there in awhile but have had some great massages there in the past. Same gal working the desk that walks you back but when I got a look at my appointed gal I said no thank you and left. I haven't been to the MI AMP next to Tijuana Flats so off I went. The window slid back and the average looking medium built girl demanded .80. "Are you the only girl working"? I asked. I had to phrase it several different ways before she said yes so a thank you and I was out of there. I briefly considered the New Palm Tree but had just been there recently and wanted something a bit different then that so Sunrise it would have to be. Coco greeted me and like someone else reported she has lost some weight and looked nice. TS was good and she has changed up her massage and left out the chiropractor bit. Damn good deep tissue work, this girl has strong thumbs. Loved it. An above average finish had me flopping like a fish and a standard tip left out beforehand had her smiling. I left with one too.

I surely tried to spread the wealth!

L.

[ATravis99]

"Turgescent"? I have trouble with their, there, and they're. Not to mention your and you're!

Seriously, though, that made me smile and I always look forward to your posts for just that reason. Well actually, that's the second reason, the aforementioned pussy being number one.

Thanks, AT.

That was a nice report my man! I know I can be too "eloquent", "grandiloquent", and "turgescent" in my reviews. Still, a nice and simple review always works! As long as the Board benefits from your review, which everyone will.

It's a great day to get some provider pussy! So, everyone, make those appointments so we can ALL blow our collective loads sometime today!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My morning started in Orlando so I stopped by to try out new Crystal Spa off OBT. Used to be AAA years ago. Stopped by a little before noon, no real cars around the front entrance so I'm thinking I'm in. I'm told to come back 30-45 minutes. Didn' t seem real friendly or happy to see a customer, no smiles, downer type vibe...I booked didn't look back. Fast forward to the afternoon I stop at Sunrise. Julie and Coco meet me at the door, both smiling, Julie gives me a big hug and huge kiss. Like night and day to my morning. Home sweet home. Anyway choose Coco, I had seen her there previously but usually have Candi or Julie, never tried Coco. Looks like she dropped a few pounds. She looked good and lived up to my expectations. No reservation for the first time, thorough TS and good firm massage. I'm not as eloquate as the Jag, but by the time is was over is was like a Jag review less a full home run. Left with both of us thirsty, tipped appropriately.

That was a nice report my man! I know I can be too "eloquent", "grandiloquent", and "turgescent" in my reviews. Still, a nice and simple review always works! As long as the Board benefits from your review, which everyone will.

It's a great day to get some provider pussy! So, everyone, make those appointments so we can ALL blow our collective loads sometime today!

JaguarXF.

[Cockalorum]

My morning started in Orlando so I stopped by to try out new Crystal Spa off OBT. Used to be AAA years ago. Stopped by a little before noon, no real cars around the front entrance so I'm thinking I'm in. I'm told to come back 30-45 minutes. Didn' t seem real friendly or happy to see a customer, no smiles, downer type vibe...I booked didn't look back. Fast forward to the afternoon I stop at Sunrise. Julie and Coco meet me at the door, both smiling, Julie gives me a big hug and huge kiss. Like night and day to my morning. Home sweet home. Anyway choose Coco, I had seen her there previously but usually have Candi or Julie, never tried Coco. Looks like she dropped a few pounds. She looked good and lived up to my expectations. No reservation for the first time, thorough TS and good firm massage. I'm not as eloquate as the Jag, but by the time is was over is was like a Jag review less a full home run. Left with both of us thirsty, tipped appropriately.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I know for fact there is no pimp involved, is this the dude you saw? If so I find it offensive that you would profile like that!

I really should delete this, but I just couldn't bring myself to do so.

A2

Hey, guys, is that the dude that was the pimp in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Magnum Force" (1973)?? He was knocked off by one of the motorcycle cops after being pulled over on a traffic stop.

I am a big Clint Eastwood movie buff, so, I had to ask. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Sorry if I gave the impression that Jen ran anything but a top notch operation. I never meant to imply MM or Jen herself had management. I implied that one of her emploies did have management. I was quickly notified of my mistake. Thanks for your input Jag. The visualls that arise from your comments are both erotic and gross. If I ever do make it into MM I will probably find myself looking at the walls and ceiling for evidence of the Jags seed hu rling prowess.

The ejaculate that splattered against the back wall, near that big mirror, actually was a result of an intense MM session with Jenn. Jenn was finger blasting herself to orgasm after some intense FS. We orgasmed at the same time and I shot my load over her left shoulder as she was leaning back on the massage table rubbing her clit with FIV (or, was it her right shoulder?) and the first burst hit the wall behind her with a discernible "splat" sound. I pumped the rest of my Jag seed all over her succulent MILF breasts, stomach and clit (you know, like in the movies).

With regard to the "pimp" situation, I know that you did not mean to imply that MM has "management". But, I just wanted to offer my assessment of what my observations have been.

We're cool brother.

JaguarXF.