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[TriStateTori]

Maybe they think the dumber the person the better the ride.

Pffffft!

I'm surprised (by the stories I hear) every time I meet a new client, or chat with a regular who dips in some strange now and then. Then again, I've met a few clients with a loose screw or three. One time I responded to an email and used the word, "rendezvous" and the gentleman flipped out on me because although it was seemingly impossible to read it wrong, he did, and thought it was an insult.

[FantasyFancy]

You know the # sweets and this clit has been lonely lately the gents on USA have turned there back on me: I hope to see some of my old friends and new ones as well.

WOW. Seeing the new pics she put up remind of a a great time I had with this lady and her amazingly big clit! What a fun girl to dream about. Guess I need to schedule an appointment and get back there for some more.

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[Member #4506]

I have experienced #2,#4, and #8. And was dumb enough to come back and try again for #2 and #8. For #4 I had a date who couldn't keep it in her mouth for BJ and rolled around until she fell off the bed, spraining her wrist. I also showed up at a date in Florida and the woman was a coke addict going through withdrawal. She was hallucinating and sweating. You know the saying, experience helps you avoid mistakes and you get experience by making mistakes. I try to see only dates that are well-reviewed now, but if I do show up and they don't have reviews or don't meet my expectations I quickly apologize and leave!

Getting back on the horse will sharpen our hobby skills.

[Clem12]

Ten reasons to put ladies who don't produce back on the streets.

1, Ladies who want you to call them or text then don't respond and their reviews say so over and over.

2. Women who apologise profusely about rushed or lackluster service then beg you to return and DO IT AGAIN!

3. Women who set a date with you then a "friend" takes their place and performs like the local Zombie or use false photos to get you there and don't perform.

4. Women who show up drunk, stoned, zoned on drugs, or suffering from brain freeze yet other guys know this and see them anyway.

5. Ladies who have you come over to fuck them while their boyfriends, pimps, SO, or dealers are on the scene, outside the door or in the bathroom yet guys know this and go over anyway.

6. Ladies who have you over while a drug dealer is allegedly doing business behind the curtain seperating you and your "date" from those who are coming for "business".

7. Women who put you off over and over and over and over and over and over while you sit on your ass waiting to get in for your date.

8. You set up a date with a woman / women with bad reviews and she fails to produce when you get there and then calls, texts, and writes to you BEGGING you to come back PROMISING she will do better next time THEN DOESN'T.

9. Ladies who charge you high end prices and promising you ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES then hit you with a list of no nos AFTER they have the envelope.

10. Those who get you all worked up hard and ready to blow then tell you it is self-serve time and they have the money.

Really guys kick this SHIT to the sidewalks and fuck them. Stick with women who have a proven track record and come throught with service, look like their photos, and don't fit into the above. Service will increase 1000 percent. REMEMBER WE have what they want, MONEY and if their business goes considerably south this SHIT WILL STOP ASAP. JMO FWIW.

I have experienced #2,#4, and #8. And was dumb enough to come back and try again for #2 and #8. For #4 I had a date who couldn't keep it in her mouth for BJ and rolled around until she fell off the bed, spraining her wrist. I also showed up at a date in Florida and the woman was a coke addict going through withdrawal. She was hallucinating and sweating. You know the saying, experience helps you avoid mistakes and you get experience by making mistakes. I try to see only dates that are well-reviewed now, but if I do show up and they don't have reviews or don't meet my expectations I quickly apologize and leave!

[Cwa2001]

WOW. Seeing the new pics she put up remind of a a great time I had with this lady and her amazingly big clit! What a fun girl to dream about. Guess I need to schedule an appointment and get back there for some more.

[Cwa2001]

WOW. Seeing the new pics she put up remind of a a great time I had with this lady and her amazingly big clit! What a fun girl to dream about. Guess I need to schedule an appointment and get back there for some more.

[PillowTalk69]

And looking for my PSE experience Age is no consideration (as long as legal) of course. Size no issue but no BBW's sorry but just never been able to handle them. Love Gingers / redheads and blonds. Seeking a woman with HEAT ENERGY and PASSION. Been a long time since I had a woman who LOVED TO FUCK and was not just about the almighty dollar. Hungry for warm wet fun. Do enjoy a prego now and then but for now looking for a more mature woman late 20's and up. Must love to kiss sensually, love to be dined on, light hair pulling, digits, spanking / light and demanding to be TAKEN are all pluses. If you are a boozer or druggie don't bother. If you like size come see me or PM me and let's work out the details. Spinners who love size and are tight are very high on the list. Thanks for reading and hope to hear from some VERY horney NEEDY and energetically enthusiastic women. BTW guys if you think rates are over the top on some of the ladies back home, you should see all the gold lined pussy SW and just plain fucking escorts out here in Cali land. More money than brains out here and most of our ladies in general are better looking. JMO. Hope to get some contacts for when I get home. I am saving my money for the local ladies in Ohio / NKY area and hoping for multiple hours of mutual HEAT and PLEASURE. Have a good week PT.

[Dr Kenneth W]

Hey LilSexyMe clear out some of your personal messages so we can communicate with you one on one. I like to send a provider a personal message if I do not need to get ahold of her right away. That way I am not using her phone number unless I am going to make an appointment.

[Dr Kenneth W]

You are right! I promise my hands don't like that bad. Too be honest, I tried to use a discreet photo (little face) and didn't even notice how my hands looked. Sorry!

Obviously just a bad photo angle.

[Member #5068]

I guess it's pointless to fantasize over her pic as I've sent Helen several messages and have never heard back. I'll have to keep to the reliable proven providers. They are much more eager to spend time with vouched seniors. If anyone gets a hold of her, enjoy and maybe let us know what the experience was like. Or send me a pm since she's UTR. Stay safe and have fun gentlemen.

Fireguy.

Or nipples...

[Bobby1862]

I don't understand how your eyes go to her hands when it looks like she has an impressive body. Especially her thighs and ass...

Or nipples...

[Member #5068]

I don't understand how your eyes go to her hands when it looks like she has an impressive body. Especially her thighs and ass...

Is it me or the perspective of the photo that make her hands look like big ol' man hands? Kind of creeping me out.

[Chasbot]

Is it me or the perspective of the photo that make her hands look like big ol' man hands? Kind of creeping me out.

Right on. I hope it is perspective.

[Helen Bedd]

You are right! I promise my hands don't like that bad. Too be honest, I tried to use a discreet photo (little face) and didn't even notice how my hands looked. Sorry!

Is it me or the perspective of the photo that make her hands look like big ol' man hands? Kind of creeping me out.

[SliceJimbo4015]

Here's the link to her post:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2082612

Thanks to a PM conversation the other week with Harry Hobbiest who was apparently one of the original CVG plan makers. He provided me with Jenny Heart intel. For whatever reason she sent me a text last night she was coming to town and I insisted I be her inaugural visitor. And she came through!

I gave her time to get settled in and finally showed up at her Northern KY hotel around 3:30 pm Asked her if she was hungry so I took her for a snack at a local chain restaurant to get acquainted first. Smart strategy to break the ice that way as we both got comfortable quickly. And she didn't charge me for dinner time either 'til we got back to her place.

Back to the room by 5 pm it was neat and clean. I asked her if she wanted me to take a few photos to post and off came the clothes as she started modeling different girly outfits. She's clearly been a stripper before.

The photo session became a full-bore PSE. She then opened her dresser drawer to show me her "collection." Let's just say the new name of that drawer should be "didloland." WTF? Butt plug, double dildos, vibrators. And then when she took this big schlong thing with a suction cup on the end and stuck it to the mirror on the wall and began to watch herself in the mirror while it disappeared inside her I thought to myself, "self? You're over your head. This one may just be the one you won't be able to keep up with." I was nearly right. I survived Jenny Heart but she really nearly wore me out after a non-stop two-hour pornapalooza.

I prebooked a two hour time with Jenny simply because I knew it was unlikely I was going to be able to return to NKY for a while (I'm way north of Cincinnati) and after reviewing her travels in TN on other USASG boards I suspected her time here in the CVG area was going to be limited at best. Good thing I did reserve the extra time. It was non-stop and literally EVERYTHING was on the menu (including Greek)! $$ quoted for 1 hour. Plus and extra $ for the extra hour for a total of three x's $ for the full 2-hour+ mindbender. She never watched the clock. I was easily granted another 1/2 hour for my shower (fresh towel, too).

This firm little spinner powerhouse of a porn star has no limits. No gag reflex. No penetration threshold of pain. And really takes charge when you let her. She's also really good about taking the submissive role as well. I simply cannot begin to describe this little minx of woman and her sexual prowess. She simply doesn't stop.

For a MILF she's still as tight as can be. Just a little post-baby belly but still ridiculously firm and tight all around (including her little small bees) and what an amazing little ass to watch as she rides you RCG. OMG. Tiny thing. Barely 5' tall. Easily no more than 100 lbs. And not a stretch mark on her. Oh yeah. And she's truly "no kids tight.".

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Pretty face. A few tats. VERY respectful about not smoking before getting together. Could not tell she smoked even in the room. So if you go to her old website, and then you look at the photo I posted of her here, just imagine what little Jenny Heart from ten years ago might look like now and you'll understand:

http://www.jennyheart.com

Here's a link to a free porn vid you can watch of her:

http://www.xvideos.com/video7327110/..._pig_tail_fuck

Her breasts are actually a little bigger now than in the above video. And she's aged as any woman would ten years later. But she still looks fucking great.

$$ for a PSE with a real porn girl? Plus only another $ for the extra hour? Holy fucking shit. Sign me up again.

Don't know how much longer she's going to be in town but I TOFTT and all I can say is RUN! Don't walk to little Jenny Heart! Oh my fucking god.

The Mongernator.

Being jealous just isn't in my nature, at least I didn't think so. Definitely top five, if not top / best-review I have ever read. Nice work Mong, you rawk!