Massage Parlor Reports

[DbloSeven4]

Have passed this place several times and was wondering of the talent. Pulled in on Friday. Parked around back which was nice. Door had "SPA" written on it so I knew the correct door. Once inside I was met by what looked like a 23-25 year old spinner. Be cups. Showed her I had plenty to spend. Got undressed in front of her and off to the shower. Great scrub down, all areas covered very well. Back on table light massage with a lot of rump play. She allowed barely any OTC roaming and closed her legs immediately. On the flip it was all play. She climbed up on the table and had both her hands full and kept them active. I pushed the envelope WAY FAR seeing if anything was available. Even offered a full $ for just the top to come off. Nothing doing. Well, that should say you ain't getting any skin here. That $ would have got me almost FS elsewhere. Anyway, spent .5 for 30 min and a 20 tip for a really good handshake.

Don't expect more here guys. Although I would have paid a lot to slam that little young spinner. She wanted nothing to do with anything more than a handshake.

Be safe, Chive On.

[Launcher321]

Felt like a rub so I called Sunrise to see if Candy was there. No, but will be here Saturday was the reply from Julie. Asiana was next but couldn't get anyone to answer the back door. There were 2 vehicles out front and I saw a guy leaving so I called and Yoko answered. She was elsewhere and only had one girl working. I didn't feel like having my session interrupted as a stressed out new girl tries to answer the phone and door so on to 520 I went. I hadn't been there in awhile but have had some great massages there in the past. Same gal working the desk that walks you back but when I got a look at my appointed gal I said no thank you and left. I haven't been to the MI AMP next to Tijuana Flats so off I went. The window slid back and the average looking medium built girl demanded .80. "Are you the only girl working"? I asked. I had to phrase it several different ways before she said yes so a thank you and I was out of there. I briefly considered the New Palm Tree but had just been there recently and wanted something a bit different then that so Sunrise it would have to be. Coco greeted me and like someone else reported she has lost some weight and looked nice. TS was good and she has changed up her massage and left out the chiropractor bit. Damn good deep tissue work, this girl has strong thumbs. Loved it. An above average finish had me flopping like a fish and a standard tip left out beforehand had her smiling. I left with one too.

I surely tried to spread the wealth!

L.

[ATravis99]

"Turgescent"? I have trouble with their, there, and they're. Not to mention your and you're!

Seriously, though, that made me smile and I always look forward to your posts for just that reason. Well actually, that's the second reason, the aforementioned pussy being number one.

Thanks, AT.

That was a nice report my man! I know I can be too "eloquent", "grandiloquent", and "turgescent" in my reviews. Still, a nice and simple review always works! As long as the Board benefits from your review, which everyone will.

It's a great day to get some provider pussy! So, everyone, make those appointments so we can ALL blow our collective loads sometime today!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My morning started in Orlando so I stopped by to try out new Crystal Spa off OBT. Used to be AAA years ago. Stopped by a little before noon, no real cars around the front entrance so I'm thinking I'm in. I'm told to come back 30-45 minutes. Didn' t seem real friendly or happy to see a customer, no smiles, downer type vibe...I booked didn't look back. Fast forward to the afternoon I stop at Sunrise. Julie and Coco meet me at the door, both smiling, Julie gives me a big hug and huge kiss. Like night and day to my morning. Home sweet home. Anyway choose Coco, I had seen her there previously but usually have Candi or Julie, never tried Coco. Looks like she dropped a few pounds. She looked good and lived up to my expectations. No reservation for the first time, thorough TS and good firm massage. I'm not as eloquate as the Jag, but by the time is was over is was like a Jag review less a full home run. Left with both of us thirsty, tipped appropriately.

That was a nice report my man! I know I can be too "eloquent", "grandiloquent", and "turgescent" in my reviews. Still, a nice and simple review always works! As long as the Board benefits from your review, which everyone will.

It's a great day to get some provider pussy! So, everyone, make those appointments so we can ALL blow our collective loads sometime today!

JaguarXF.

[Cockalorum]

My morning started in Orlando so I stopped by to try out new Crystal Spa off OBT. Used to be AAA years ago. Stopped by a little before noon, no real cars around the front entrance so I'm thinking I'm in. I'm told to come back 30-45 minutes. Didn' t seem real friendly or happy to see a customer, no smiles, downer type vibe...I booked didn't look back. Fast forward to the afternoon I stop at Sunrise. Julie and Coco meet me at the door, both smiling, Julie gives me a big hug and huge kiss. Like night and day to my morning. Home sweet home. Anyway choose Coco, I had seen her there previously but usually have Candi or Julie, never tried Coco. Looks like she dropped a few pounds. She looked good and lived up to my expectations. No reservation for the first time, thorough TS and good firm massage. I'm not as eloquate as the Jag, but by the time is was over is was like a Jag review less a full home run. Left with both of us thirsty, tipped appropriately.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I know for fact there is no pimp involved, is this the dude you saw? If so I find it offensive that you would profile like that!

I really should delete this, but I just couldn't bring myself to do so.

A2

Hey, guys, is that the dude that was the pimp in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Magnum Force" (1973)?? He was knocked off by one of the motorcycle cops after being pulled over on a traffic stop.

I am a big Clint Eastwood movie buff, so, I had to ask. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Sorry if I gave the impression that Jen ran anything but a top notch operation. I never meant to imply MM or Jen herself had management. I implied that one of her emploies did have management. I was quickly notified of my mistake. Thanks for your input Jag. The visualls that arise from your comments are both erotic and gross. If I ever do make it into MM I will probably find myself looking at the walls and ceiling for evidence of the Jags seed hu rling prowess.

The ejaculate that splattered against the back wall, near that big mirror, actually was a result of an intense MM session with Jenn. Jenn was finger blasting herself to orgasm after some intense FS. We orgasmed at the same time and I shot my load over her left shoulder as she was leaning back on the massage table rubbing her clit with FIV (or, was it her right shoulder?) and the first burst hit the wall behind her with a discernible "splat" sound. I pumped the rest of my Jag seed all over her succulent MILF breasts, stomach and clit (you know, like in the movies).

With regard to the "pimp" situation, I know that you did not mean to imply that MM has "management". But, I just wanted to offer my assessment of what my observations have been.

We're cool brother.

JaguarXF.

[Ccon66]

Took the advice of the forum and called ahead. They were pretty booked but managed to get an appt. With April. Don't recall seeing a report on her here. Nice, pretty, 30 ish (wild guess), nice natural rack. Massage wasn't the best but I had all the fun I wanted and left happy. House .7, tip .7. Wouldn't repeat until I've run through the lineup and picked a favorite. SM's PM for details.

AT.

Any idea if that's the same April who used to be at Body Magic?

[ATravis99]

Took the advice of the forum and called ahead. They were pretty booked but managed to get an appt. With April. Don't recall seeing a report on her here. Nice, pretty, 30 ish (wild guess), nice natural rack. Massage wasn't the best but I had all the fun I wanted and left happy. House .7, tip .7. Wouldn't repeat until I've run through the lineup and picked a favorite. SM's PM for details.

AT.

[Hodar]

Had a 4:00 appointment set up. Arrived at the location and could not find a place to park. I guess the other business in the building were still there. Looked across the street and noticed an obvious pimp waiting. Called MM got a recording saying Clarie was working but getting off at 4. Answers who belonged to the pimp. Judging by the parking lot she may be late. I guess set up appointments early or after 5.

I know for fact there is no pimp involved, is this the dude you saw? If so I find it offensive that you would profile like that!

I really should delete this, but I just couldn't bring myself to do so.

A2

[Kj5811]

Sorry if I gave the impression that Jen ran anything but a top notch operation. I never meant to imply MM or Jen herself had management. I implied that one of her emploies did have management. I was quickly notified of my mistake. Thanks for your input Jag. The visualls that arise from your comments are both erotic and gross. If I ever do make it into MM I will probably find myself looking at the walls and ceiling for evidence of the Jags seed hu rling prowess.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Kj,

I think you might be mistaken...actually pretty darn sure.

Many of us on the board know Claire for long time and can tell you for a fact that there is no management involved.

I have been seeing another MM masseuse for some time and can also state that again no management.

They do get busy, because they are good at what they do so I would recommend that if you want to see one of the ladies that you make an appt.

I have never had a bad experience there...NEVER.

Gentlemen,

Please, allow The Jag to offer his "dos centavos", to his esteemed brothers on the Brevard Board, regarding management (pimps, etc.) at Massage Matters. To the best of my knowledge and belief, Massage Matters has never had ANY management, of any kind whatsoever. Jenn runs the operation and she is a class act all the way. I have not been over there in a few months, but, from what I know of Jenn, she would never, ever, have "management" of any kind. Jenn is MILF beautiful, articulate, engaging and very business savvy. When I saw her and Marika, their spa was gorgeous, immaculate (except for the huge load I once blasted against the back wall, almost hitting the mirror, during one of our "sessions". LOL) and exceptionally well run.

Based upon PM's I've received from my brothers here in Orlando as well as my good brothers in Brevard, Jenn's "business model", has not changed. Jenn is far too intelligent and independent to let ANYONE take control of her, or her business.

The only thing I noticed was a construction type business office that is located a few doors down from Jenn's spa. I have seen a few guys hanging out there smoking cigarettes. But, those gentlemen work in that office, as far as I can tell. I have said hello, to them before, as I was going into Jenn's place. They were all very cool and friendly.

I wonder if any of those guys have been to her spa. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Kj5811]

Kj,

I think you might be mistaken...actually pretty darn sure.

Many of us on the board know Claire for long time and can tell you for a fact that there is no management involved.

I have been seeing another MM masseuse for some time and can also state that again no management.

They do get busy, because they are good at what they do so I would recommend that if you want to see one of the ladies that you make an appt.

I have never had a bad experience there...NEVER.

That could very well be. He was just waiting for somebody to come out of the building where MM is located. Probably right thou I do not know Clarie. I did make an appointment. Apparently Clarie was leaving at 4 per the recording and I guess Jen was going to have handle it from there. I could not go in because all the parking was full. Called and got recording. I do not doubt they are the best in the area. May want to schedule early.

[Pman1971]

Kj,

I think you might be mistaken...actually pretty darn sure.

Many of us on the board know Claire for long time and can tell you for a fact that there is no management involved.

I have been seeing another MM masseuse for some time and can also state that again no management.

They do get busy, because they are good at what they do so I would recommend that if you want to see one of the ladies that you make an appt.

I have never had a bad experience there...NEVER.

Had a 4:00 appointment set up. Arrived at the location and could not find a place to park. I guess the other business in the building were still there. Looked across the street and noticed an obvious pimp waiting. Called MM got a recording saying Clarie was working but getting off at 4. Answers who belonged to the pimp. Judging by the parking lot she may be late. I guess set up appointments early or after 5.

[Kj5811]

Had a 4:00 appointment set up. Arrived at the location and could not find a place to park. I guess the other business in the building were still there. Looked across the street and noticed an obvious pimp waiting. Called MM got a recording saying Clarie was working but getting off at 4. Answers who belonged to the pimp. Judging by the parking lot she may be late. I guess set up appointments early or after 5.