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[Colt0870]

Thats too bad because you search her old number and you get some really hot sexy MILF pics. I might give it a try if I could ever get her on text or phone.

I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.

[Colt0870]

I'm confused? This is the third number for Jesse in the past 2 weeks. If I wanted to call I'm not sure which number to call?

I'm a super hot women with a killer body I have a great hollywood smile I'm a 36 DD I'm nice not body art and don't smoke or do druges.

200.

In or out.

643-5690.

[Member #4506]

Agreed. Having to cancel due to the landscaping guys has to rank in the top ten.

What was she thinking. Hope she will pm me and explain. Well we will see.

[Rudiger]

I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.

Agreed. Having to cancel due to the landscaping guys has to rank in the top ten.

[Badboy3]

Instead of where it belongs, in Escort Classified Ads, I feel free to join the discussion. My input would be that you have some pretty obvious deficiencies 1) for headlining your ad by saying you're in love with yourself rather than even pretending anyone loves seeing you 2) for not being able to figure out where to post 3) for thinking anyone here is going to give you $200 when it's well above the market rate.

I scheduled with her.

She called me an hour before the meeting time and said scott's lawncare was going around her neighborhood and that she would have to cancel. I offered to move it up or back 30 minutes and she said they would be there all afternoon. Had to cross her off the list at that point I've heard a lot of things but weed killer has to be one of the best.

[Pictraders69]

Add spelling and grammar issues to her list of deficiencies...

Instead of where it belongs, in Escort Classified Ads, I feel free to join the discussion. My input would be that you have some pretty obvious deficiencies 1) for headlining your ad by saying you're in love with yourself rather than even pretending anyone loves seeing you 2) for not being able to figure out where to post 3) for thinking anyone here is going to give you $200 when it's well above the market rate.

[D Nut]

2. Women who apologise profusely about rushed or lackluster service then beg you to return and DO IT AGAIN!

.

What they need to understand is that the first meeting was an audition to see if there will be a second meeting. If they know they did poorly, and wants there to be another meeting, they'll shouldn't let their customer walk out that door until they had performed better.

"Oh you didn't like my blowjob? Too much teeth? OK. Come here and I will do it again just the way you want me to.".

"You prefer if next time I push back during doggie? I can do that. Here. Let me show you.".

There is no customer who leaves unhappy and still be willing to try again, "next time". Make him happy before he leaves, THEN you can expect he will be back.

[Bucks97]

I'm a super hot women with a killer body I have a great hollywood smile I'm a 36 DD I'm nice not body art and don't smoke or do druges.

200.

In or out.

643-5690.

Instead of where it belongs, in Escort Classified Ads, I feel free to join the discussion. My input would be that you have some pretty obvious deficiencies 1) for headlining your ad by saying you're in love with yourself rather than even pretending anyone loves seeing you 2) for not being able to figure out where to post 3) for thinking anyone here is going to give you $200 when it's well above the market rate.

[Melanie28]

Hello Gentlemen Melanie here (513) 226-1203. Are you sitting around bored, lonely, & all worked up? Need a rub down? Come to me, I'll get that kink out of your back & get you to forget about your problems. You'll leave with a smile and the day or night will become Special to you. Tell me what you want and I will make it happen if possible. You won't be bored or lonely when you leave me. I will make you HAPPY! I love to please!

I'm a Very Cute Burnette, Petite 4'11,110 lbs, 34 be cup, Spinner with a perfect butt. I'm Drama Free & Respectful & Wanting to please YOU. I'm available 24 hours if that's what you need.

SERIOUS CALLS ONLY! NO NONSENSE OR VULGERITY PLEASE!

Special Rate $80 h...$120 hr.

NO BLOCKED CALLS! IN-CALL ONLY.

[DavidNgrk]

Ten reasons to put ladies who don't produce back on the streets.

9. Ladies who charge you high end prices and promising you ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES then hit you with a list of no nos AFTER they have the envelope.

This happened to me in Chicago. I was a noob and not yet aware of review sites and not aware of the great prices in our area. Saw an ad for a playboy quality SP who stated GFE at 4$ hour. She showed up at my hotel in Chicago and while not the playboy girl in photo, she was still hot and I was too inexperienced and too nice to call foul. Not much on the menu except some LK and bewbie play. Kept saying NO when I mentioned what GFE was. It was self-finish.

[Ilapp]

I usually ignore post like that, if they are to lazy to read and just hop on the forum begging I just ignore them.

But this one just seemed too funny for some reason, but it is ok, somebody gave him an answer he would have to go back all of three days to start finding, so it worked out for him.

[CockNumb]

Ten reasons to put ladies who don't produce back on the streets.

1, Ladies who want you to call them or text then don't respond and their reviews say so over and over.

2. Women who apologise profusely about rushed or lackluster service then beg you to return and DO IT AGAIN!

3. Women who set a date with you then a "friend" takes their place and performs like the local Zombie or use false photos to get you there and don't perform.

4. Women who show up drunk, stoned, zoned on drugs, or suffering from brain freeze yet other guys know this and see them anyway.

5. Ladies who have you come over to fuck them while their boyfriends, pimps, SO, or dealers are on the scene, outside the door or in the bathroom yet guys know this and go over anyway.

6. Ladies who have you over while a drug dealer is allegedly doing business behind the curtain seperating you and your "date" from those who are coming for "business".

7. Women who put you off over and over and over and over and over and over while you sit on your ass waiting to get in for your date.

8. You set up a date with a woman / women with bad reviews and she fails to produce when you get there and then calls, texts, and writes to you BEGGING you to come back PROMISING she will do better next time THEN DOESN'T.

9. Ladies who charge you high end prices and promising you ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES then hit you with a list of no nos AFTER they have the envelope.

10. Those who get you all worked up hard and ready to blow then tell you it is self-serve time and they have the money.

Really guys kick this SHIT to the sidewalks and fuck them. Stick with women who have a proven track record and come throught with service, look like their photos, and don't fit into the above. Service will increase 1000 percent. REMEMBER WE have what they want, MONEY and if their business goes considerably south this SHIT WILL STOP ASAP. JMO FWIW.

It sounds like you have described quite a few to a "T" that I have met in the past and not repeated. Kinda like going to a restaurant and getting bad food or being cheated, and all the promises come fiollowing your complaints. These restaurants get their sHit together or they go out of business really fast, something these ladies need to learm, BAD NEWS TRAVELS FASTER THAN GOOD NEWS AND PEOPLE ALWAYS REMEMBER THE BAD NEWS LONG AFTER THE GOOD. If they want to do business they need to clear their head and quit mixing their pleasure (drugs) with their business, take care of business, then do your damn drugs, not before, during, and after.

[JesseJane]

I'm a super hot women with a killer body I have a great hollywood smile I'm a 36 DD I'm nice not body art and don't smoke or do druges.

200.

In or out.

643-5690.

[Member #4506]

Very well said Puntangman. We should all take this advice.

I like to think it some art work. It becomes a thing of beauty. Wisdom gives good experiences.

[Boatman]

Very well said Puntangman. We should all take this advice.