Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Welcome to the board. RTFF. Which stands for read the fucking forum. She is a classic and has always treated me right but to say she is batshit crazy is total understatement. There are three girls who go by name of Heather (sometimes four but lets keep it to three for now). One is a fat pig in Wp who advertises the same picture and same caption everytime and claims to be something she is not. I once paid her twenty dollars so I could cancel and appoinment with her. Then there is Heather who used to be in WP (two dif locations) and is now in Oviedo / Winter Springs. She always advertises same photo. (pretty face shot no real smile) I have always had fun with her but she is so disinterested it is hard to tell whether she is awake or alive during the session. No change of expression, very mechanical finish, good value IMHO (meaning cheap and all business no conversation). Then there is Yoga Heather. Like I said she has always done me right but she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things). She is very pretty. Like Scotch she is an aquired taste. Like Scotch the first few sips are very bitter. But after a while she settles in on you and you get a pretty good buzz. Too much and you run out of money. That is the tale of three Heathers. Welcome to the board! -- Dog.

Yes, indeed, as always Dog, you nailed it quite succinctly and without The Jag's "grandiloquent" verbiage. Would the three Heather's be considered a "Hydra", from Greek mythology? LOL. Probably not.

I have had some success with "batshit" Heather. With roaming, Titty play good HE. Though, Like Dog says, you better catch her on a good day. I know her back story, as I know other gentlemen on the Board do, and I believe that that plays a part in her varying mood swings. But, she can be a real sweetheart. I had greater success with WS Heather, though I was not seeking much more than a nice massage with some nice extras. No FS. The other Heather, I believe, I have not seen. I have read mixed reviews of her and I am intrigued. She appears to be very attractive.

I have also included in here a Heather in Lake Mary that I have seen a few times. I have reviewed her before. She is very sexy and very playful. She has a gorgeous body, very attractive, very soft skin, nice round ass and super smooth legs. Her hands will make you blow your load as soon as she runs them up along your thighs, inner thighs and into the happy zones. More via back channel PM, guys. Heather is a future star in the making. The Jag will do his best to nurture, cultivate and propagate the wonderful skills of this Reiki /Massage beauty. More to cum.

JaguarXF.

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[Sex Xes]

Anyone visited Seiwa Spa in Clermont? There's definitely a void out west since the one in Oakland closed.

Stopped by Seiwa one day. I had seen their ad and checked their website which advertised 60 hour. Was greeted by an old lady with painted on eyebrows and too much makeup. She said it was 70 hour. When I told her the website says 60 she said that is wrong. I'm thinking hell it's your website she wouldn't budge from the 70. I asked about using a credit card and she said oh that is five dollars more. At that point I said the hell with it and didn't stay. I could just imagine the upsell from an old ugly Chinese lady when it came time for a happy ending. Too many better choices around to waste my money.

[Taster6969]

Stopped in for the 49.00 special. Was first told for one hour over phone but when I got there it changed to 70 for one hour. Paid 50 because the girl said slow tonight. Massage not to bad. Was able to roam freely and on the flip she went right to work on my privates but wanted to know how much tip. Agreed for a price but kept telling me I'm cheap because gave her 40. Which is normal. This Chinese girl from California was too greedy. I guess that's why business was slow. Overall not bad but didn't like to be hounded for more money for a standard service. Heads up to all who visit this place.

[Ukieman]

I was trying to get an appointment with Luxsa a couple of weeks and was unable to reach them on the phone.

Being in the area and needing some "relief", I decided to try PAS.

I have to say, it was a mixed bag...

The office building made me a little uncomfortable as I walked in.

First of all passed a screaming baby and mother on the elevator.

When I got to their office, the door was locked (which is fine) the only problem was there were a couple of people in the lobby including a girl vacuuming and I had to call to gain entrance to PAS.

When I got in I met I believe it was Kerri, and paid for 30 minutes, 1st mistake, Guys go for the 60 minutes.

Also, don't believe the "Flat-Rate" . The are may "upgrades" available.

I have to say it was not the best session that I have ever had.

However, I will say that it was possibly the most fun session that I have had in a very long time.

For the coin, not sure if I will repeat...

Be Safe,

Ukieman.

[Ukieman]

I was by "Massage By The Lake" today and they have moved out.

Does anyone know where they or Nadia went?

Thanks,

Ukieman.

[Don In Otown]

...............she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things).

Heh heh. Very nicely put.

[Otown Jbird]

I know I'm repeating, but.

Any more suggestions as to where to get Russian massage?

Never really had any luck with the other suggestions.

Thanks otjb.

[ColombianCoco]

Do you have a website or link?

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[BigDaveHere1]

Had some free tim yesterday am and decided to visit. I paid the hour fee and drew a Korean gal, probably late 30's early 40. Nice looking hard to understand. Good massage with standard he ending. I was hoping to get with Tina or flower as I have read they offer quite a menu. I will repeat with the hopes of getting with either of them. Girl would not give me her name, said to just ask for Korean girl.

[Zibiter]

Better to go to an AMP. More predictable![/QUOTE]Perfect analogy. Have been seeing her for 10 years and have always enjoyed.

[Luxsa123]

Sorry guys! My inbox is now cleaned out.

[TheeeGentleman]

Anyone visited Seiwa Spa in Clermont? There's definitely a void out west since the one in Oakland closed.

[Member #5878]

Well, I had my first bad experience at an AMP. I scheduled an appointment at AGG with Susan, whom I saw last time and had a great time with. I made sure she was there because last time they said she was on vacation after I called and came in. So I walk in and ask for Susan and mamasan says yes. I ask about the Backpage .5 special which was probably my first mistake. I pay the fee, get to the room and disrobe. Susan pops her head in and I talk to her a bit and tell her to come in. She remembers me but says she has a client. I'm thinking "Shit. Well I paid cover, might as well get something out of it." So a new girl comes in. Joyce is her name and she's kind of cute. She's only been there a week. I notice she has a tattoo so I try to talk to her about it and that goes nowhere. I lay down and she covers me whole. We start the massage and I make small conversation and that goes nowhere. I try to touch and she moves no matter where she's at. She uncovers me for a bit and does some ass work but nothing happens. Doesn't touch the boys or anything. I didn't even get a freaking flip. All back, leg and ass work. I heard someone at the door and Joyce covered me fully really fast. Total damage, .7. I gave a 20 because she's new and the massage was actually good. First time someone asked about a tip.

I tried every trick I knew, touching, sounds, talking, movements, lying the tip out and it was all for naught. The bust must have these places spooked really bad. So needless to say I may not be back at all. I debating giving it one more shot since Susan remembered me and this girl was brand spanking new. But it won't be anytime soon.

Probably should of bailed when I saw the 5-0 drive by on 192. Luckily I was walking towards the place but wasn't near it when I spotted him.

[LuvInIt007]

Have you checked the area "escort classifieds no discussion" ? She posted the other day. As some of the SM's say RATF (read all the forums) then ask. Just saying from my info seeking mongering experiences. Be safe and happy hunting.

[Indian River]

Better to go to an AMP. More predictable!

Welcome to the board. RTFF. Which stands for read the fucking forum. She is a classic and has always treated me right but to say she is batshit crazy is total understatement. There are three girls who go by name of Heather (sometimes four but lets keep it to three for now). One is a fat pig in Wp who advertises the same picture and same caption everytime and claims to be something she is not. I once paid her twenty dollars so I could cancel and appoinment with her. Then there is Heather who used to be in WP (two dif locations) and is now in Oviedo / Winter Springs. She always advertises same photo. (pretty face shot no real smile) I have always had fun with her but she is so disinterested it is hard to tell whether she is awake or alive during the session. No change of expression, very mechanical finish, good value IMHO (meaning cheap and all business no conversation). Then there is Yoga Heather. Like I said she has always done me right but she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things). She is very pretty. Like Scotch she is an aquired taste. Like Scotch the first few sips are very bitter. But after a while she settles in on you and you get a pretty good buzz. Too much and you run out of money. That is the tale of three Heathers. Welcome to the board! -- Dog.