Massage Parlor Reports

**Ukieman** · 05-01-14 20:53

I was trying to get an appointment with Luxsa a couple of weeks and was unable to reach them on the phone.

Being in the area and needing some "relief", I decided to try PAS.

I have to say, it was a mixed bag...

The office building made me a little uncomfortable as I walked in.

First of all passed a screaming baby and mother on the elevator.

When I got to their office, the door was locked (which is fine) the only problem was there were a couple of people in the lobby including a girl vacuuming and I had to call to gain entrance to PAS.

When I got in I met I believe it was Kerri, and paid for 30 minutes, 1st mistake, Guys go for the 60 minutes.

Also, don't believe the "Flat-Rate" . The are may "upgrades" available.

I have to say it was not the best session that I have ever had.

However, I will say that it was possibly the most fun session that I have had in a very long time.

For the coin, not sure if I will repeat...

Be Safe,

Ukieman.

**Ukieman** · 05-01-14 20:41

I was by "Massage By The Lake" today and they have moved out.

Does anyone know where they or Nadia went?

Thanks,

Ukieman.

**Don In Otown** · 05-01-14 20:10

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

...............she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things).

Heh heh. Very nicely put.

**Otown Jbird** · 05-01-14 14:13

I know I'm repeating, but.

Any more suggestions as to where to get Russian massage?

Never really had any luck with the other suggestions.

Thanks otjb.

**ColombianCoco** · 05-01-14 09:27

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Do you have a website or link?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...day-34/9963529

**BigDaveHere1** · 05-01-14 06:44

Had some free tim yesterday am and decided to visit. I paid the hour fee and drew a Korean gal, probably late 30's early 40. Nice looking hard to understand. Good massage with standard he ending. I was hoping to get with Tina or flower as I have read they offer quite a menu. I will repeat with the hopes of getting with either of them. Girl would not give me her name, said to just ask for Korean girl.

**Zibiter** · 05-01-14 06:18

Better to go to an AMP. More predictable![/QUOTE]Perfect analogy. Have been seeing her for 10 years and have always enjoyed.

**Luxsa123** · 04-30-14 23:01

Sorry guys! My inbox is now cleaned out.

**TheeeGentleman** · 04-30-14 23:01

Anyone visited Seiwa Spa in Clermont? There's definitely a void out west since the one in Oakland closed.

**Member #5878** · 04-30-14 22:43

Well, I had my first bad experience at an AMP. I scheduled an appointment at AGG with Susan, whom I saw last time and had a great time with. I made sure she was there because last time they said she was on vacation after I called and came in. So I walk in and ask for Susan and mamasan says yes. I ask about the Backpage .5 special which was probably my first mistake. I pay the fee, get to the room and disrobe. Susan pops her head in and I talk to her a bit and tell her to come in. She remembers me but says she has a client. I'm thinking "Shit. Well I paid cover, might as well get something out of it." So a new girl comes in. Joyce is her name and she's kind of cute. She's only been there a week. I notice she has a tattoo so I try to talk to her about it and that goes nowhere. I lay down and she covers me whole. We start the massage and I make small conversation and that goes nowhere. I try to touch and she moves no matter where she's at. She uncovers me for a bit and does some ass work but nothing happens. Doesn't touch the boys or anything. I didn't even get a freaking flip. All back, leg and ass work. I heard someone at the door and Joyce covered me fully really fast. Total damage, .7. I gave a 20 because she's new and the massage was actually good. First time someone asked about a tip.

I tried every trick I knew, touching, sounds, talking, movements, lying the tip out and it was all for naught. The bust must have these places spooked really bad. So needless to say I may not be back at all. I debating giving it one more shot since Susan remembered me and this girl was brand spanking new. But it won't be anytime soon.

Probably should of bailed when I saw the 5-0 drive by on 192. Luckily I was walking towards the place but wasn't near it when I spotted him.

**LuvInIt007** · 04-30-14 21:53

Have you checked the area "escort classifieds no discussion" ? She posted the other day. As some of the SM's say RATF (read all the forums) then ask. Just saying from my info seeking mongering experiences. Be safe and happy hunting.

**Indian River** · 04-30-14 21:19

Better to go to an AMP. More predictable!

Originally Posted by LawDog17 [View Original Post]

Welcome to the board. RTFF. Which stands for read the fucking forum. She is a classic and has always treated me right but to say she is batshit crazy is total understatement. There are three girls who go by name of Heather (sometimes four but lets keep it to three for now). One is a fat pig in Wp who advertises the same picture and same caption everytime and claims to be something she is not. I once paid her twenty dollars so I could cancel and appoinment with her. Then there is Heather who used to be in WP (two dif locations) and is now in Oviedo / Winter Springs. She always advertises same photo. (pretty face shot no real smile) I have always had fun with her but she is so disinterested it is hard to tell whether she is awake or alive during the session. No change of expression, very mechanical finish, good value IMHO (meaning cheap and all business no conversation). Then there is Yoga Heather. Like I said she has always done me right but she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things). She is very pretty. Like Scotch she is an aquired taste. Like Scotch the first few sips are very bitter. But after a while she settles in on you and you get a pretty good buzz. Too much and you run out of money. That is the tale of three Heathers. Welcome to the board! -- Dog.

**Barolo** · 04-30-14 21:16

Originally Posted by SingleMoms [View Original Post]

Saw Claire, she told me Ashley was gone, that is who I saw last time. Great massage with Claire, nice clean girl with hot body, and she always dresses real nice, nails done on her hands and feet, the soccer mom type. YMMV, you got to be clean, somewhat normal, and mainly...not a douche bag.

Do you have a website or link?

**LawDog17** · 04-30-14 20:21

Originally Posted by Mfan2020 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ive-in/2706117

Had a dream I went to visit this lady. Found her place easily enough near Winter Park. The inside is like a yoga studio with back rooms for massage. I guess she works with others. Anyway got undressed and I layed down on the table. She came back in and started with the massage. Pretty cool girl, conversation was good. Did not get close enough to my happy spots though. The massage was good but I was wanting a nice exit. She did get up on the table though and stretched me out which was pretty cool. I attempted to hold on to her backside but she dodged my hand like some matrix stuff. Good Massage. No fun. May repeat if there is something else offered. She is pretty hott though. Nice slim ginger, nice ass. Anyone else have a good dream about her?

Thanks.

Mfan2020.

Welcome to the board. RTFF. Which stands for read the fucking forum. She is a classic and has always treated me right but to say she is batshit crazy is total understatement. There are three girls who go by name of Heather (sometimes four but lets keep it to three for now). One is a fat pig in Wp who advertises the same picture and same caption everytime and claims to be something she is not. I once paid her twenty dollars so I could cancel and appoinment with her. Then there is Heather who used to be in WP (two dif locations) and is now in Oviedo / Winter Springs. She always advertises same photo. (pretty face shot no real smile) I have always had fun with her but she is so disinterested it is hard to tell whether she is awake or alive during the session. No change of expression, very mechanical finish, good value IMHO (meaning cheap and all business no conversation). Then there is Yoga Heather. Like I said she has always done me right but she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things). She is very pretty. Like Scotch she is an aquired taste. Like Scotch the first few sips are very bitter. But after a while she settles in on you and you get a pretty good buzz. Too much and you run out of money. That is the tale of three Heathers. Welcome to the board! -- Dog.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 04-30-14 19:41

Originally Posted by Luxsa123 [View Original Post]

Hello my dearest Jag! As much as I would luv to grant your request their is a few specific reasons Why names aren't attached to the pics. However, I'm sure you will be pleased to know that the SM & any members that can validate they've had a session at Luxsa will have access to a personal website. This will allow clients to view current accurate pics of the providers, their weekly schedules, bio's and also send private messages to them. You can also opt in to receive VIP especially via text or email. This website will be up and running for use in the next few weeks in coordination w the new 2nd location. Stay tuned as I will also be accepting appointments for the summer months)) As always remain safe and please pm for additional info!

Natasha.

Thank you baby for the update. And yes, you and I have discussed via PM, in the past, the reasons for the gals' confidentiality. The Jag completely understands.

Check your, ahem, "inbox", my love.

Muah, baby! xxoo.

JaguarXF.