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  1. #1014
    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.

    Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!
    You talk alot of shit while you're hiding behind your computer screen, or mommy's apron, oh wait, that's you wearing the apron. You've got big computer balls, as long as you have your anonymity. You're nothing but a useless worm, crawl back into the bottle you just slid out of, you lush.

  2. #1013

    Massholes voting

    Admin2, I hope that you review all the people that have voted in terms of being legit members. My reasoning is that tonight there were a handful of "No" votes cast without any "yes" votes. Concerning as the poll was running 2 to 1 prior.

  3. #1012

    Oh Yeah!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!
    Was worried I wouldn't make the cut!

    Ledger, if I am not on one of your lists, shit ALL of your lists, then I am doing something wrong. I actually may venture into CT and talk with the owner of the hair salon, you know, just to show my support of his legitimate establishment. Perhaps I will take him to lunch and get him to open up on some of his douche bag clientele. Maybe bring my Ipad and show him his reviews on Yelp.

  4. #1011
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    They walk among us

    And breed. Scary shit.

    That said, Ledger, you might want to do some reading, like this article:

    http://www.virusmyth.com/aids/hiv/rrbprostitute.htm

    And others that indicate your assumptions are completely wrong.

    OK. I know you won't. But it is worth a try to be polite and reasonable. I have no idea what happened to you when you were younger. Maybe you were the kid we gave the swirley to everyday at school? That would explain a lot. The sad thing is, shit hasn't changed. We're still superior to you and your head is still in the toilet.

    Go back to the chess club, dude.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.

    Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!

  5. #1010

    Poster Child

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.

    Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!
    Cmon guy's get serious, who really wants to close Massholes and miss out on meltdowns like this? All this good entertainment and its all free!

  6. #1009

    Thanks

    Thanks from all of us Ledger. Does this mean you are returning to what ever planet you came from?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.

    Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!

  7. #1008

    You get what you give...A2...

    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    We at The USASG want to send you a tip o the hat for posting about us on other sites.

    A2.
    Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.

    Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!

  8. #1007
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    forgot this, only drawback according to the article:

    Argentinian women are crazy. Maybe the admin would like to elaborate on this and tell us if it's true or not based on his experiences. I have a feeling he doesn't put up with crazy women's shit.

  9. #1006
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    Another reason to be envious of the admin. Argentina has the most beautiful women :)


  10. #1005

    I read your story..and truly you are an inspiration.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deb4512  [View Original Post]
    He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.

    Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!

    She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.

    My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.

    She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.

    Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!

    Xoxo.

    Ciao.
    Yes,...you are! You talk all your. Bs...about Ledger but you are nothing but"trailer park trash" I guess the same as some others at Unique 8 and Diva Spa.

    Please, a woman in your position is hardly in any type of a position to be" throwing rocks at anyones hlouses". Seems like your not very much of a prize package yourself Deb.

  11. #1004

    I read your story..and truly you are an inspiration.

    Quote Originally Posted by Deb4512  [View Original Post]
    He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.

    Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!

    She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.

    My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.

    She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.

    Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!

    Xoxo.

    Ciao.
    Yes,...you are! You talk all your. Bs...about Ledger but you are nothing but"trailer park trash" I guess the same as some others at Unique 8 and Diva Spa.

    Please, a woman in your position is hardly in any type of a position to be" throwing rocks at anyones hlouses". Seems like your not very much of a prize package yourself Deb.

  12. #1003
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    My favorite storyteller telling my favorite laugh your ass off story! He's back! :)

    Long Slide Long Slide is offline.

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    Long Slide.

    Close to. But not in RI.

    I figured I'd post this over here, since she's located not too far north over the MA border.

    (and I'm certain Mr. Gansett will enjoy reading about another one of my misadventures).

    Rather than do paperwork today, I figured I could use a massage, so I tried this one. I had to call a couple of times before she answered, as she was sleeping. .

    Lets make your day a little more exciting. With a sential body rub. Friday special (cheep cheep).28.

    Posted: Wednesday, January 16,2013 12:15 AM.

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    Italian cutie wants to help relax you from the stressful week! Top sheet avail with or without lotion. I like to take my time! Enquire about service options 80 for a hr prices reflect services rendered. I'm avail everyday allday in a private descrete residence pics avail just call me would love to talk with you! 508 818 3892 hope to hear from you!

    Poster's age: 28.

    • Location: South Coast. 495/95 / rt1 area.

    • Post I'd: 21781092 southcoast.

    I set up an appointment for 10 Am. I got instructions to which exit to take and to call when close. I did. And I was given the address.

    The place is a duplex, right off the highway. Plenty of parking. Neighbors are right there, just so you know.

    Apparently, you need to "go around back". Which means, you'll be walking through the back yard, in the snow. Which is entertaining too, as you can gauge her volume by the number of boot prints left by fellow mongerers. I counted no less than four of five different sets, although I'm sure there were more.

    So, you walk around back. Which, in fact, is the entrance to the basement. I waited out there a few seconds for her to open the door and I was met by a young woman. White. 5'5" +.150 lbs. Dark, long hair. No make up. Kinda okay looking. Wearing a huge pull over sweater. High as a kite. No eye contact.

    I walk in and it's an unfinished basement. With a "room" in the middle. Made from four hanging sheets!

    And, you guessed it Gansett. Another fucking mattress on the floor!

    And as far as her "top sheet service". The only sheets were the ones hanging from the ceiling! LOL. I really was actually laughing. Which was kinda cool. Because she knew exactly why. It was so sad.

    There was absolutely no way I was laying on that mattress. So after a quick cop check. I just came out and told her."Hey, listen, I don't want a massage. I want titties. Titties to suck on and titties to cum on. I'll do most of the work, myself.".

    I figured she would work with me, as there was no doubt that she's wasn't anything more than a tweeked out provider. But you know what? She was cool about it. She first said that she doesn't normally do anything for less than the 80 she normally charges. I smiled, and without a word, opened my hands in jesture, showcasing her "pad". As if to say "This is what you have to offer me?" We both laughed.

    So, as she sitting there thinking, I started taking off my pants. I figure this would not only make her feel comfortable about who I was. But when some of these girls see you start wacking off in front of them, they like it. I think she liked it. She agreed to a quicky for 60. With head. I agreed.

    So, she takes out her tits. And just then you can hear little footstep run across the ceiling. I was like WTF? Are those your kids? She laughed and said no. That they were her sister's kids, and that everything was cool.

    Well, I was thinking about ditching just then (as I don't like kids around) , but when she wiped out the tits. They looked pretty good. I'd say a small see cup. Nice nipples. And huge areolas. Exactly what I needed.

    I could hear her sister talking upstairs. So I knew the kids were supervised. But as any good mongerer would do. I had to ask."Does your sister work too?" She said no, but apparently she's is cool, as it turns out that it was her house and apparently doesn't mind her sister using her basement as her very own slay pit. Nice sister. And since this wasn't my first time at a venue such as this. I simply reverted back to past memories of being 16 why / o, and being in some high school girl's basement. And I'm just about to fuck her while the parents are upstairs watching TV. Ahhh, memories. And hey, if you know me. I like to work with what I have. Besides, she wasn't exactly ugly. And you know what. Even if she was, she doesn't even look at you in the eyes. So there!

    So, after some good old fashioned tit suckling, I figured she was getting mellowed out. When I asked for the BJ, she did it just as I requested. BB. Good knob sucking. But with a bit too much hand at first. When asked if she DT's. She accommodated to the best of her ability. I guess.

    I don't have tits at home any longer. And being that I miss them something awful, I was quite happy with switching between the BBBJ and titties. It worked. I was done in 20 minutes and I was happy.

    At one point I did ask her if she does FS. And she answered,"Yes. For more money." LOL. I asked how much. She said 100. It sounded like FS is 100. And not 100 more!

    The whole time I was there I was desperately trying to get her to remove that damn sweater. She had it pulled down the entire time, but when I was about to come, I told her that I most certainly WAS going to get it on it. She just shrugged it off. So I blow it all over her tits AND her sweater. Fuck it. I told you I was going to do it. She didn't give a fuck. The reason why she doesn't remove the sweater is because she has a big belly with stretch marks. So, keep that in mind. She also smelled like smoke.

    So, in conclusion. Another one for the books that I will likely not return to. I'd say she could come in handy for a local with a quick need to drop one for some reasonable scratch. IF you're comfortable with the setting. Otherwise, I'd say. Move on.

  13. #1002

    Pot Calling the Kettle Black

    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.
    Who the fuck are you calling perverts you fucking hypocrite? What about your reputation asswipe?

  14. #1001
    Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969  [View Original Post]
    Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.
    Why are you so upset?

    And yes, I am being serious.

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    Why am I the only escort who posts here??

    Are the ladies afraid to play in the sandbox with the boys? LOL.

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