The Massholes

[Yellowfever023]

On every board there are always those who portray themselves as the best assholes around. You have without a doubt proven me right.

You have proven me right about 20 times so I guess it's your turn. My asshole is only shiny after a nice rim job from an asian cutie so be careful who you kiss. I got to give you credit, at least you didn't call the feds like the other douche.

[Admin2]

I know this is a site for men & women only. What happens if some transexual or gay person posts an ad. Do you delete it and refund the money? Or is it open to anyone with $.

We have no plans for a TS / TV section on the new site. Maybe sometime in the future we may do one, but for now we are dancing with the one that brung us. Guys that have always been guys looking for chicks that have always been chicks. We don't judge in any way, it's a marketing decision. From my perspective money that comes from rainbow sources is still green, but the new site is going to be made to work in conjunction with this site so there wouldn't be a place to review them. Not sure how we would handle refunds, we are going to be very clear about the types of ads we accept, if somebody tries to sneak their way in we might call forfeiting the cover charge an admin fee.

I used to peruse the Photo Gallery for the pics taken by Forum greats, e.g., CookieJar. But now, the gallery is cluttered with advertiser's photos, repetitive photos in which I have little interest.

IMHO, a photo gallery restricted to member-submitted images (which tend to be posted only once) would be a major improvement.

Good luck with your new site.

OM.

This is one of the things the USA Adult Classifieds will solve. Advertiser pics will now be going to a different DB.

I love the idea of the new site. The chat feature sounds fab! I hope it's for the men and for the woman too!

Sugar plum you're making a mistake. The chat feature is something we are talking about for the USA Sex Guide (this site) but at some future time, not now. The new site will be called USA Adult Classifieds, it will be a place for chicks like you to buy low cost ads at a site meant to work hand in hand with this one.

Ok, I just want to clarify something. Will the basic USA be free and a charge for added features?

I answered this below;.

At the end of the day we know we need guys writing reviews, it's what we love, it's what we do. The basic USA Sex Guide; A guy sitting at a computer, writing about the working girls he has banged, and reading about the ones other guys have banged, connecting to a community of like minded guys will always be free and open to anybody that wants to be a member. We know there are a lot of guys that want more features here, developing those is expensive as hell, we will have to charge for those when they are available. That will not effect what you have now.

At this time the only change to the USA Sex Guide will be to close our Escort Classified threads here and have them on the new site USA Adult Classifieds, and to add banners here, directing people there. No other changes whatsoever will be happening to the USASG at this time.

There will be no charge to view the ads at the new site, only to post them. (We are still working out the pricing structure, we may and I stress MAY continue to let chicks post text ads only for free, or maybe free for a time) Once we go live, there will be comprehensive instructions on the new site.

[Deb4512]

I spent time with my family and am now in Virginia Beach (for lovers BTW LOL) I'm just curious about the two guys who have been getting picked on here. Sperm Sac is a good guy, he really is. Are you guys upset with him, because he doesn't post reviews? He said he pms them instead, because he doesn't want to be explicit on here, because he doesn't want to incriminate the providers. He is entitled to do so if that's what he wants to do, just as everyone else can write more explicit reviews. As far as Ledger is concerned are you all upset because he over tips? Why be upset if that's what he wants to do, just as long as he doesn't try to force anyone else to do so. I've been tipped and don't feel like they were trying to kiss my ass, they just liked me and my services. I don't like how Ledger handles bullying though. Who does he think he's going to report you all to? Really? LOL.

I love the idea of the new site. The chat feature sounds fab! I hope it's for the men and for the woman too! Ok, I just want to clarify something. Will the basic USA be free and a charge for added features? Just wasn't sure. It's not a concern to me as I'd pay anyway, because I like it here. I hope everyone had a good Easter and enjoy stirring things up on Massholes! LOL. Today I'm headed to Myrtle Beach then off to St. Augustine Florida. An FYI for any escorts reading. I'm thinking the Virginia Beach area may be a good escorting location. The naval bases, largest so the concierge told me and plus Nassau is located here. Xoxoxo.

[SpermSac]

Wow Spew Bag you sure know how to draw attention to yourself. I don't know what else I can ad to the bashing you are taking here but it does remind me of something from my childhood. When I was a kid my gramps had a sign in his office that said "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

On every board there are always those who portray themselves as the best assholes around. You have without a doubt proven me right.

[Yellowfever023]

I'm so glad you fucktards have a new poster boy to fuck with.

It is amazing to just read some of your bullshit. You attack one person for something but when others do the same you don't say squat. WTF!

No wonder things are fucked up.

Glad to see some assholes boosting their posting numbers.

Wow Spew Bag you sure know how to draw attention to yourself. I don't know what else I can ad to the bashing you are taking here but it does remind me of something from my childhood. When I was a kid my gramps had a sign in his office that said "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

[Oldmonger]

At this point the ONLY thing changing here will be our Classified Ads posted by Escorts, No Reviews or Commentary Allowed threads will be closing, and there will be banners here directing guys to the new site.

A2

I used to peruse the Photo Gallery for the pics taken by Forum greats, e.g., CookieJar. But now, the gallery is cluttered with advertiser's photos, repetitive photos in which I have little interest.

IMHO, a photo gallery restricted to member-submitted images (which tend to be posted only once) would be a major improvement.

Good luck with your new site.

OM.

[Rito1]

I know this is a site for men & women only. What happens if some transexual or gay person posts an ad. Do you delete it and refund the money? Or is it open to anyone with $.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Let me be really clear here answering this question; HELL FUCKING NO!!!!! Nope, negative, not going to happen, for those that speak spanish; no puedo ser! USA Adult Classifieds will be a sister site. There will be a small charge, seriously small, for providers or guys that want to place ads there. At this point the ONLY thing changing here will be our Classified Ads posted by Escorts, No Reviews or Commentary Allowed threads will be closing, and there will be banners here directing guys to the new site.

Regarding the USA Sex Guide, down the line we want to develop MORE features that will be available through subscriptions but what members currently get for free will remain essentially unchanged. We want to develop stuff like forms for reviews, not mandatory ones, but a form to put some standard data in, race, boobs, services, ect. Then we can develop a more robust search, optimized site for mobile, maybe live regional chat, maybe we can figure a way to filter out all the "you're an asshole, no you're an asshole" stuff, avatars, that kind of stuff would be available to subscribers.

At the end of the day we know we need guys writing reviews, it's what we love, it's what we do. The basic USA Sex Guide; A guy sitting at a computer, writing about the working girls he has banged, and reading about the ones other guys have banged, connecting to a community of like minded guys will always be free and open to anybody that wants to be a member. We know there are a lot of guys that want more features here, developing those is expensive as hell, we will have to charge for those when they are available. That will not effect what you have now.

You got this from the horses mouth,

A2

[Admin2]

A2,

I think it would be great if you were able to have a Yahoo, Google, or sap type tool which will provide traffic measuring on the site, that would be a differentiator for your new site to set apart from the rest. You could share where visitors are navigating to on the site so we can have insights into traffic which navigates to who is hot and who is not. I would be glad to pay for a service that stands apart from the rest, but not a simple core database driven set of review templates. A BI interactive and intuitive portal experience is non existent in the market. A small level of technical and admin developer effort to provide an ecommerce site that stands out from the rest could satisfy the need to fill a huge gap in the provider review arena.

On another matter, I hope that included in the change and clarification of ads vs. real review info that you provided an overview of, that all of the non-review "advertising" posts which clutter up the Escort Reviews thread from Ho Hunter 328 will have to be not allowed in such threads and directed to be posted on a site such as your new Adult Classifieds. Ho Hunter seems to be a nice guy, but all of the advertising pics have zero to do with that thread's "review" subject matter, and to be honest, it gets to be a bit boring and subject matter I have to just ignore. It is like getting forced to look at ads on my iPhone apps that I could get for free; I prefer to pay for the $2.99 ad free version.

Thanks for the ideas, at first we aren't going to have anywhere near that kind of development capital. I can see it for the future. I need to think about sharing site metrics with users. At first blush it's a great idea, but I think very quickly it would have a massive limiting factor. The majority of the traffic would go where the majority had gone, removing traffic from the periphery. Nobody would want to buy an ad that wouldn't be seen. It would also make it more difficult for new people to break out. It's worth thinking about, maybe a paid option for viewers down the line.

I took care of your issue with Ho Hunter, I was surprised that somebody with your obvious level of technical expertise wouldn't just ignore him. I don't mean to imply that you don't know how to do it, I'm sure you do, just that you wouldn't. Not trying to bust your ass, just wondering why. In any event you won't be seeing anymore of his posts.

Thanks again,

A2

[Skatar018]

An interesting concept & business model, but good luck trying to get SAP or BI applications & tools to work on the sex industry, especially in a place where the industry is illegal. Perhaps you can get some accumulative tools & certain aspects of them to work.

However the one over riding factor of will I have a good time can only be answered by stepping up to the plate & swinging away. I agree for those that want it there should be some sort of data to compel one to go see a provider in the first place, so at least a rating system of some sort is warranted especially if your paying for that info, still it doesn't guarantee "a good time" only that the probability is better or worse as the case maybe.
There is also the aspect of going out & finding what I want rather than relying on what & who everyone else is seeing, it's part of the over all adventure that brings a more complete self satisfaction upon finding someone that not many have experienced.

A2, I think it would be great if you were able to have a Yahoo, Google, or sap type tool which will provide traffic measuring on the site, that would be a differentiator for your new site to set apart from the rest. You could share where visitors are navigating to on the site so we can have insights into traffic which navigates to who is hot and who is not. I would be glad to pay for a service that stands apart from the rest, but not a simple core database driven set of review templates. A BI interactive and intuitive portal experience is non existent in the market. A small level of technical and admin developer effort to provide an ecommerce site that stands out from the rest could satisfy the need to fill a huge gap in the provider review arena.

Still as A2 has stated the core will stay in place so I feel there is room for all aspects of posting, including HoHunter328 pictures.

Watch out for those 2.99 ad free versions, before you know it you'll be paying for bottled water & the air to breathe! just saying, but then again different strokes for different folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JvkaUvB-ec

On another matter, I hope that included in the change and clarification of ads vs. real review info that you provided an overview of, that all of the non-review "advertising" posts which clutter up the Escort Reviews thread from Ho Hunter 328 will have to be not allowed in such threads and directed to be posted on a site such as your new Adult Classifieds. Ho Hunter seems to be a nice guy, but all of the advertising pics have zero to do with that thread's "review" subject matter, and to be honest, it gets to be a bit boring and subject matter I have to just ignore. It is like getting forced to look at ads on my iPhone apps that I could get for free; I prefer to pay for the $2.99 ad free version.

[Member #4868]

Knew these bozos must be friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kozXmXBuJHE

[Fuhgetaboudit]

A2,

I think it would be great if you were able to have a Yahoo, Google, or sap type tool which will provide traffic measuring on the site, that would be a differentiator for your new site to set apart from the rest. You could share where visitors are navigating to on the site so we can have insights into traffic which navigates to who is hot and who is not. I would be glad to pay for a service that stands apart from the rest, but not a simple core database driven set of review templates. A BI interactive and intuitive portal experience is non existent in the market. A small level of technical and admin developer effort to provide an ecommerce site that stands out from the rest could satisfy the need to fill a huge gap in the provider review arena.

On another matter, I hope that included in the change and clarification of ads vs. real review info that you provided an overview of, that all of the non-review "advertising" posts which clutter up the Escort Reviews thread from Ho Hunter 328 will have to be not allowed in such threads and directed to be posted on a site such as your new Adult Classifieds. Ho Hunter seems to be a nice guy, but all of the advertising pics have zero to do with that thread's "review" subject matter, and to be honest, it gets to be a bit boring and subject matter I have to just ignore. It is like getting forced to look at ads on my iPhone apps that I could get for free; I prefer to pay for the $2.99 ad free version.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Let me be really clear here answering this question; HELL FUCKING NO!!!!! Nope, negative, not going to happen, for those that speak spanish; no puedo ser! USA Adult Classifieds will be a sister site. There will be a small charge, seriously small, for providers or guys that want to place ads there. At this point the ONLY thing changing here will be our Classified Ads posted by Escorts, No Reviews or Commentary Allowed threads will be closing, and there will be banners here directing guys to the new site.

Regarding the USA Sex Guide, down the line we want to develop MORE features that will be available through subscriptions but what members currently get for free will remain essentially unchanged. We want to develop stuff like forms for reviews, not mandatory ones, but a form to put some standard data in, race, boobs, services, ect. Then we can develop a more robust search, optimized site for mobile, maybe live regional chat, maybe we can figure a way to filter out all the "you're an asshole, no you're an asshole" stuff, avatars, that kind of stuff would be available to subscribers.

At the end of the day we know we need guys writing reviews, it's what we love, it's what we do. The basic USA Sex Guide; A guy sitting at a computer, writing about the working girls he has banged, and reading about the ones other guys have banged, connecting to a community of like minded guys will always be free and open to anybody that wants to be a member. We know there are a lot of guys that want more features here, developing those is expensive as hell, we will have to charge for those when they are available. That will not effect what you have now.

You got this from the horses mouth,

A2

[Member #5037]

If your keeping a list don't forget about me Testacle Bag. I've just been so damn busy at the Bat Bus terminal smirking for the camera. By the way, I've noticed you have such a loyal following of USAG alumni. How do you do it? Is it all those wonderful and informative post's you contribute. Or just your nonsical color commentary that keeps us wondering. All those post and not a drop of information.

[Yardape08]

Ape.

Like I really care if someone wants to jump in and defend or back me up or not. If you are saying all my posts are lies say it! You know you can't so just continue and shine as an asshole. In my mind you do it best.

I stand on my own 2 feet and I will do it without your retarded help.

The point wasn't whether or not you care about anyone defending you but rather the fact that it hasn't happened because your credibility sucks. And that was before you became toxic.

Before this thread appeared it was you who continued to slam members who posted details. I only stuck up for them when they were being bullied and offered a counter argument based on logic and common sense. So who was the asshole then?

I never said or insinuated that your posts were lies but rather alluded to your constant need to be an annoying blowhard with all your incessant commentary. Mongerexpert lied and made things up but you and him are like peas in a pod when it comes to being the consummate know it all's here.

I may be an asshole but clearly you are the one who is shining here but after all it is what you do best cause we all know you're simply smarter than everyone else. I'm taking another page out of your signature dictionary playbook.

Ar·ro·gant.

/712;arəgənt /.

Adjective: arrogant.

1. having or showing an exaggerated opinion of one's own importance, merit, ability, etc; conceited; overbearingly proud:

[SpermSac]

Spermie I had no real desire to trash you, never have. Even your record setting post count actually bores me. What interests me is that guys like you, LegPhil, etc have completely missed the boat on the secondary function of this board which is to make friends. Do you realize that most of the best intel is done through PM's? I do not advocate not posting but the reality is that if you have a hot Asian chick who is blowing you and swallowing your swimmers it may not be advised that you post that. Yet if I make a post, or Yard, DH, Yellow etc, searching for that we will have pms with the latest intel on what we seek. You and guys like you are forced to forge your own way.

I will add that its not too late for you to become a trusted member but I venture you will throw my advice in the trash.

With friends like you no one would need enemies. Keep stroking it Pee Wee. Trusted member or just another shining asshole? No thank you!

[Member #4868]

Ape.

Like I really care if someone wants to jump in and defend or back me up or not. If you are saying all my posts are lies say it! You know you can't so just continue and shine as an asshole. In my mind you do it best.

I stand on my own 2 feet and I will do it without your retarded help.

Spermie I had no real desire to trash you, never have. Even your record setting post count actually bores me. What interests me is that guys like you, LegPhil, etc have completely missed the boat on the secondary function of this board which is to make friends. Do you realize that most of the best intel is done through PM's? I do not advocate not posting but the reality is that if you have a hot Asian chick who is blowing you and swallowing your swimmers it may not be advised that you post that. Yet if I make a post, or Yard, DH, Yellow etc, searching for that we will have pms with the latest intel on what we seek. You and guys like you are forced to forge your own way.

I will add that its not too late for you to become a trusted member but I venture you will throw my advice in the trash.