Negative Escort Reviews

**JayStrykerHard** · 05-14-14 15:25

Originally Posted by Jazz6738 [View Original Post]

Saw this one recently and have to say that it was by far the worst 'nightmare' that I have ever had. Didn't want to cover up and didn't have any raincoats with her. All teeth on the BBBJ and like a dead fish in mish. Stay away at all costs! Any positive reviews must be planted.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ght-33/7456437

What a shame, several years ago I did her several times. She's small girl but she would take me on trips to Greece all the time. There was very little she wouldn't do. I guess the life has taken its toll on her.

**Jazz6738** · 05-14-14 14:32

Saw this one recently and have to say that it was by far the worst 'nightmare' that I have ever had. Didn't want to cover up and didn't have any raincoats with her. All teeth on the BBBJ and like a dead fish in mish. Stay away at all costs! Any positive reviews must be planted.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ght-33/7456437

**NedleyMandingo** · 05-14-14 08:13

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rl-26/10119679

This is a classic example of TGTBT, google her # and you will find plenty of pics of other hotties who have been report as fakes. For you newbies, anytime a girl looks this good you are going to be disappointed.. Be safe and think with your "big head"!

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 05-12-14 20:33

Originally Posted by MakinHerSquirt [View Original Post]

Dreamed of Lady Banks used to go by Shi a few months ago (4072236557) http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lt-23/10285398.

My dream of Lady Banks ended up turning into a nightmare that I wish I never had. The photos on BP are real, not sure if the twerking video is her or not, most likely it is. She has a very nice toned and soft body, sexy spinner type. Her incall was by OC Corrections at a notel, she had two other BP ladies and a dog in her messy room when I arrived. One of the ladies was trying to show me her BP ad while Lady Banks was getting ready and that didn't sit well with LB, she instantly got pissed and demanded I dream of her roommate instead. I'm like WTF, you had all these people here knowing that I was on my way 20 minutes ago and we were just being friendly. Anyway, I was able to diffuse the situation (so I thought) the ladies left the room and my dream / nightmare began. No, no, upsell, upsell after the donation was accepted. I really wanted to have a pleasant dream of her because she is fine, however her attitude was very shitty and had no desire of providing a quality service for the HH donation she received. I was rushed after about 10 minutes and things just continued on a downward spiral. She became very belligerent and even pulled out her phone as if to call someone to come to the room for me to leave. Based on my experience with this provider, I firmly believe that she was either having a very bad day or she may have some mental issues, regardless of which I would not recommend a visit! Attachment 319508 Attachment 319509.

Indeed, this gal fucked up your whole experience. We live, we learn. Maybe another Board member has had a better experience than what you went through and will offer his review. MHS, see Cheyanne at MBS. Maybe you can "Make Her Squirt". lol

Incidentally, The Jag had another PSE threesome with two Escort providers very recently. I will be posing my review in the coming days.

But, for now, I will say that one of the gals that was in my porn fuckfest threesome, had some SERIOUS hygiene issues that left The Jag in a "daze", This gal is well known and has one of the best fucking bodies I have EVER seen on a gal. EVER. And her vagina was one of the nicest looking vaginas that I have ever seen on a provider.

Still, the "malodorous" molecules of her "vag flora", seared the lining of my nostrils (similar to the gal I wrote about back in December) and almost destroyed the mood. Even her girlfriend looked at me oddly and made a "stinky face" while I was pounding away at her friend, K9. And if a providers' girlfriend indicates that her friends' vag is "pungent", then, you know it's time for hygiene "remediation".

JaguarXF.

**MakinHerSquirt** · 05-12-14 17:16

Dreamed of Lady Banks used to go by Shi a few months ago (4072236557) http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...lt-23/10285398.

My dream of Lady Banks ended up turning into a nightmare that I wish I never had. The photos on BP are real, not sure if the twerking video is her or not, most likely it is. She has a very nice toned and soft body, sexy spinner type. Her incall was by OC Corrections at a notel, she had two other BP ladies and a dog in her messy room when I arrived. One of the ladies was trying to show me her BP ad while Lady Banks was getting ready and that didn't sit well with LB, she instantly got pissed and demanded I dream of her roommate instead. I'm like WTF, you had all these people here knowing that I was on my way 20 minutes ago and we were just being friendly. Anyway, I was able to diffuse the situation (so I thought) the ladies left the room and my dream / nightmare began. No, no, upsell, upsell after the donation was accepted. I really wanted to have a pleasant dream of her because she is fine, however her attitude was very shitty and had no desire of providing a quality service for the HH donation she received. I was rushed after about 10 minutes and things just continued on a downward spiral. She became very belligerent and even pulled out her phone as if to call someone to come to the room for me to leave. Based on my experience with this provider, I firmly believe that she was either having a very bad day or she may have some mental issues, regardless of which I would not recommend a visit!

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**SpecialOne8** · 05-09-14 01:02

Hey Pepper, I know this is coming late to the party, but I couldn't let this be&S artist off without pointing to the obvious...

Take a look at her BP post again. Right in the shots are mirror-reflections of her CAMERA-phone! LMAO!

Yeah, uhuh. Whatever you say baby! LMAO!

Originally Posted by Pepperguy [View Original Post]

Pics in ad provided.

**Mafia45** · 04-20-14 14:22

Originally Posted by MikeTime [View Original Post]

While searching for some aspirin I searched BP and found this http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ng-22/10189723 called and set up a qv. Went to her location, a dumpy spot on obt and when I went inside there was a super strong odor of some agriculture. The girl that answered the door might have the tattoo s of the girl in the pics but it looks 7 years and several kids old. Droopy breasts, worn out face. Looked a little better than a SW. Had to just leave the visit, if I wanted a SW I would've never called someone. Eventually found a SW LOL. Posted in SW section.

But man, these providers charging what they charge and looking like nothing they post.

I will take her off my list m-45.

**MikeTime** · 04-20-14 11:33

While searching for some aspirin I searched BP and found this http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ng-22/10189723 called and set up a qv. Went to her location, a dumpy spot on obt and when I went inside there was a super strong odor of some agriculture. The girl that answered the door might have the tattoo s of the girl in the pics but it looks 7 years and several kids old. Droopy breasts, worn out face. Looked a little better than a SW. Had to just leave the visit, if I wanted a SW I would've never called someone. Eventually found a SW LOL. Posted in SW section.

But man, these providers charging what they charge and looking like nothing they post.

**Gh2007** · 04-11-14 14:05

Originally Posted by JoyToy [View Original Post]

This situation was totally rectified Please refer to POSITIVE ESCORT REPORTS #5158 . I am sure he is happy! JUST SAYIN.

It has absolutely been rectified. Go read my review of our meeting!

**GspotMasta007** · 04-10-14 18:21

Originally Posted by Cobbler [View Original Post]

Thus girl is a mess her pics looks great but when I met her she looks like she just woke up.a total mess wit he hair and clothes.not worth the penny.it goes by Michelle.

More.NG.

I agree she is a mess. Nice young lady but robotic and rushed. At one point she was watching TV while I was doing my thing. Not worth the coin.

**Potsy** · 04-10-14 17:35

Originally Posted by PFish1 [View Original Post]

But she's holding a camera phone in the pictures that are posted.

In my personal experience if you ask a provider for a non nude verification pic and they respond that they don't have a camera phone, it means they are using bait and switch fake pics, thus the bs claim that they don't have a camera phone. Its almost impossible to find a cell phone these days that does not have a camera. Every time I saw a provider that claimed she did not have a camera phone, and I went to see her, it turned out she was using fake pics. Now if a provider tells me she does not have a camera phone, I just move onto the next provider.

**JoyToy** · 04-10-14 16:24

Originally Posted by Gh2007 [View Original Post]

Texted JoyToy last night for some headache relief. Ending up not being able to make it happen but told her today should be better. I called her today and she answered promptly. Set time and donation after she texted me the address and told me to call her when I got there. After driving an hour I called, no answer. I drove around the area for 40 minutes calling a handful of times during this time. Never picked up.

Maybe something came up, but a quick text canceling would have been appreciated. Was looking forward to meeting her, but unless she contacts me with a legit reason, I'm done with her.

I hit up a massage place on my way back to justify the drive. That report will be in the proper thread.

This situation was totally rectified Please refer to POSITIVE ESCORT REPORTS #5158 . I am sure he is happy! JUST SAYIN.

**PFish1** · 04-10-14 09:51

Originally Posted by Pepperguy [View Original Post]

Texted the number in the ad and asked if she had been reviewed, she said I'm not sure, but would you like to hang out? I asked her to send me some recent pics not used in her ad. The response was, "I don't have a camera phone sweetie" I mean really, what girl who supposedly looks like the pick in the ad doesn't have a camera phone?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...de-21/10190184

But she's holding a camera phone in the pictures that are posted.

**Pepperguy** · 04-10-14 07:57

Pics in ad provided.

Originally Posted by Pepperguy [View Original Post]

Texted the number in the ad and asked if she had been reviewed, she said I'm not sure, but would you like to hang out? I asked her to send me some recent pics not used in her ad. The response was, "I don't have a camera phone sweetie" I mean really, what girl who supposedly looks like the pick in the ad doesn't have a camera phone?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...de-21/10190184

**Pepperguy** · 04-09-14 23:35

Texted the number in the ad and asked if she had been reviewed, she said I'm not sure, but would you like to hang out? I asked her to send me some recent pics not used in her ad. The response was, "I don't have a camera phone sweetie" I mean really, what girl who supposedly looks like the pick in the ad doesn't have a camera phone?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...de-21/10190184